"Who said that?!" Kwon Hyuk flicked my head angrily and said unashamedly, "The country has national laws, and the family has family rules!" Absenteeism from the meeting, do you want to wipe your ass? Punish you to cook a sumptuous dinner and satisfy the taste buds of the king! ”

"......" I was annoyed, and I didn't know how to fight back for a while.

His sharp mouth is reasonable, and besides, absenteeism from meetings is my fault. Even if the old lady is sharp-toothed, after all, her brain is not as fast as his!

Moreover, the dead man turned on his "machine gun mouth" mode again, and continued to make nonsense:

"Let me do the math, if you are absent from work for four hours in the afternoon, the personnel system will generally deduct three times your salary, but when you think that you are probably poor and crazy now, you will not be deducted from your salary, and you will be punished to cook three, four, one and twelve dishes, so that this king will be full!"

"Why do you want to cook? Lao Tzu is not! ”

I threw the spatula in a huff and turned to leave, but he grabbed me. This thing actually smiled hippie:

"Okay, okay, it's not for me to cook, it's for Quan Yu, okay?"

"......" to your uncle!

"Hehe, I'm just a rice eater, aren't I?"

"Get out of the way!"

"Okay, are you so capricious as an adult?" He was still not annoyed or angry, and coaxed me cheekily, "If you leave with your hands, I won't be able to explain it when Quan Yu comes back!" ”

"...... "Hmph, I just want you to be difficult to explain!"

"Don't be angry! Xiao Hezi said the wrong thing, it's a big deal, this meal, I will cook it with you! ”

Are you a little Hezi or a master?

Well, cooking together, though?

What a cosy scene!

The anger subsided in an instant, and the heart was stirred up again......

Endure!

He can't take it down easily!

Seeing that this thing really started to wash vegetables by the sink, I picked up my hand and squinted coldly, and said sarcastically:

"For the sake of my younger brother like this, I deserve to be a good brother in China! Or do you cook dinner alone and cook for your younger brother and sister yourself? ”

"Piece of cake!" Quan He smiled lightly and rolled up his sleeves, and said with a confident face, "I'm not afraid to tell you, cooking is my master's specialty, and there is no one in Chuanlu Yue Huaiyang who can't do it!" ”

"......" I was angry and annoyed, but there was no reason to be angry. I thought to myself, you brag and really don't make drafts!

The prince who grew up with a golden key can also be a chef?

"What, don't you believe it?" Seeing my doubts, Kwon Hyuk raised his eyebrows and said domineeringly, "The raw materials in the refrigerator, as long as you can report the name of the dish, you can make them for you." ”

What a big breath!

The old lady is 10,000 dissatisfied!

Never again confused by the word "for you", I rolled my eyes and smiled wickedly

"Really? Then I'm going to eat fried Fan worms and stir-fry Chen Jialuo, will you do it? ”

Fan Worm is Fan Li, who personally gave his lover Xi Shi to Wu Wangfucha;

Chen Jialuo is the biggest scumbag in my eyes in Jin Yong's pen, not to mention Huo Qingtong's chaos, and he also gave his favorite woman, Princess Xiangxiang, to his brother Qianlong.

These off-string sounds, if you don't believe him, Kwon Hyuk can't hear them!

"Is Fan Li bad? Didn't you end up boating with Shih Tzu? He smiled lightly and argued, "Didn't Chen Jialuo and Huo Qingtong finally become a family member and return to Xinjiang in seclusion?" ”

"That's Xi Shi stupid, Huo Qingtong is open-minded!" I rolled my eyes and continued to curse, "Scumbags can forgive?" Hmph, blind! ”

"It's not that they're blind, it's ......" Quan He said and paused, put down the dishes in his hand, turned his head and looked at me seriously, "Xi Shi understands Fan Li, Huo Qingtong is Chen Jialuo's confidante, and they all understand men's hardships." ”

Fart bitter!

The scumbags in the world like to put the word "bitterness" on their lips!

"Come on! It's obviously that men are selfish, and they still stink and shamelessly ask women to be considerate? What a world! ”

"......" He was finally sprayed, turned around and pretended to be busy chopping vegetables, avoiding it.

It's hard to get back a game, and I'm sure I'm going to carry this advantage to the end, and I continue to talk angrily:

"Hmph, forget Fan Li, after all, it's a national event, and women can understand it if they sacrifice it! The key is that in the end, he also succeeded, didn't Wu Guo still destroy it? ”

"......" He didn't answer, as if he hadn't heard.

"But what about Chen Jialuo? I really don't understand why Mr. Jin wrote such a scumbag! didn't say anything about Huo Qingtong's chaos, and kept saying that Princess Xiangxiang was his favorite woman, but he sold the woman when he turned around? Or do you want to give it to your own brother Qianlong? ”

"......" he frowned and remained silent, the knife work in his hand unconsciously stopped.

"killed Princess Xiangxiang, and he himself didn't end well, isn't it still a dream to restore sight against the Qing Dynasty? ! Hmph, Lao Tzu hates Chen Jialuo the most! ”

I don't believe that he doesn't understand what the old lady means, but he is talking about Chen Jialuo on the surface, but he is actually talking about him Quan He.

Although I don't know the real reason why he wants to give me to Quan Yu, I guess it's similar to Chen Jialuo, they are all the same!

Obviously, Kwon Hyuk didn't want to talk to me about it, so he changed the conversation with a smile and asked:

"Hehe, it seems that you know Jin Yong's works very well and like martial arts?"

"It's your business!"

"Let's talk about it, who is not a scumbag in Jin Yong's pen? Guo Jing, Zhang Wuji, Qiao Feng, Hu Fei......" He was not annoyed or angry, he still smiled, "Who do you like?" ”

"Yang Guo!"

"What do you like about him?"

"Affectionate, righteous, infatuated and single-minded!" I thought to myself, you can't argue with that now, can you?

"Oh?"

Kwon Hyuk seemed to be interested, put down the knife in his hand, turned around and leaned against the board, his two long legs crossed at will, and raised his eyebrows and smiled at me with his arms on his chest.

"How so?"

"Do you need to ask?" I rolled my eyes and argued reasonably, "Yang Guo has waited for Xiaolongnu for sixteen years, which man can do it?" ”

"Well, Yang Guo is very infatuated!" He nodded as if agreeing, touched his chin with one hand, and then smiled strangely from the corner of his eye, "But single-mindedness, definitely not counted!" ”

I was confused: "What do you mean?" ”

He picked up his hand and smiled arrogantly, and asked rhetorically more reasonably than I did:

"If you are a little dragon girl, let's not talk about Gongsun Lucao and Cheng Ying, can you accept that your man has a heart for Guo Fuchun, called Lu Wushuang's wife, and spoils Guo Xiang infinitely?"

"......" I was stunned and sprayed again.

I have to say that Yang Guo is a very controversial character in Jin Yong's pen: men say that he is attentive; But the woman thinks that he values love and righteousness; Otherwise, where does the saying "see Yang for life"?

If put in today's society, Yang Guobi is a "master of flirting with girls"!

Such a man, alas, is a hot potato!

Just like this thing in front of you?

Seeing that I was sprayed, the thing in front of me smiled contemptuously, and shook his head helplessly:

"Hehe, I know that you women only read men's faces when they read Jin Yong, never hearts."

It makes sense, I'm speechless!

Gu Tianle's version of Yang Guo inspired my spring heart when I was a girl, and I still remember it.

Just like the first time I met Kwon Hyuk, I was fascinated by his beauty in his prosperous life, and then I began to become a nymphomaniac, begging for nothing......

But never read his heart?

Kwon Hyuk turned around as he spoke, and began to pretend to be busy with knives on the board again, and continued to speak unashamedly,

"Let me tell you, who is the most infatuated man in Mr. Jin's pen, and it is definitely not Yang Guo!"

"Who? Qiao Feng? I wondered, and my mind was unconsciously pulled by him.

After a pause, he looked back and smiled mysteriously at me again, and said three words:

"You Tanzhi!"

"......" I was confused.

I quickly searched for which goods You Tanzhi was, I don't remember!

Nima, the old lady is not a martial arts fan at all!

I haven't read Mr. Jin's books at all, I'm just attracted by TV series: Miao Qiaowei's version of Yang Kang, Louis Koo's Yang Guo, Huang Rihua's Qiao Feng, Su Youpeng's Zhang Wuji, and Lu Songxian's Linghu Chong......

Which one is not the dream lover of the post-80s and 90s girlhood?

Although I know that "Flying Snow Shoots White Deer in the Sky, and the Laughing Book Hero Leans on the Blue Mandarin", there are at least three books here, such as "White Horse Howling West Wind", "Mandarin Duck Knife" and "Blue Blood Sword", I don't even know the general plot.

The above fully shows that Mi Sa is a pseudo-Jin Yong fan!

A pseudo-Jin Yong fan with a big nerve, how can he remember which goods You Tanzhi is?

Shoot yourself in the foot again!

I'm going to be laughed at by him again......

"Hehe, can't remember?" Kwon Hyuk was triumphant and sneered unceremoniously, "It seems that you don't have to worry about reading!" ”

"......" I was annoyed, but I couldn't fight back.

The brain is still searching for which way you Tanzhi is an immortal?

When a certain man saw this, he gave me a hint with a sneer:

"Tianlong Babu, the iron-headed man who is infatuated with Ah Zi, Zhuang Juxian!"

Then a certain woman remembered: "Oh, oh, it's him?" ”

But after thinking about it, You Tanzhi is not a normal person!

was tortured like that by Ah Zi, and he still didn't change his mind? A pig's head!

"But, You Tanzhi is too idiotic, right? How can there be such a crazy person in the world? "I was anxious to excuse myself.

"You know he's crazy, too? So, everything has to have a degree! He followed my words and analyzed reasonably, "If you say the most infatuated man, it must be You Tanzhi." But if God gives you a Youtanzhi, do you want it? ”

I shuddered, and instinctively shook my head.

I believe that no woman in the world wants to be loved by a man like You Tanzhi, right?

(Rice grain rebuttal: Who said that?) I just want it! It's not good to have an idiot man who lets you play around without preventing you from hooking up with your brother-in-law? So, Mi Sa, you're stupid! ）

"Isn't that all there is to it?" Kwon Hyuk smiled and concluded, "So, you women are not suitable for studying martial arts. You can only look at the face, you can't read the drop! ”

First, the language, the middle, the of!

Defeated by him again?

Extremely unwilling!

Looking at the silhouette of a man chopping vegetables, a certain woman played back all the men in Jin Yong's martial arts drama in her mind, trying to find a character to tell the story and refute him.

But after racking my brains, I can't find a pleasing one anymore!

Even Yang Guo was denied by him, so can other men such as Hu Chong and Zhang Wuji be compared?

A woman and a man in the villa were discussing martial arts with "great interest", but they didn't know Quan Yu on the other side, and they were also confused about the tablet in their hands......

How can the "adulterer and adulteress" still have time to talk about Jin Yong? Didn't Mi Sa hurry up to seduce Ha Kwon Hyuk?

Nima, what a "dry, unenlightened" stupid girl!