Everyone has secrets, and my biggest secret is that I can communicate with dogs, and yes, I can talk to dogs.

In fact, the world of dogs is the same as ours, they also have three, six, nine, etc., there are also social levels, and there are dogs who are not treated by dogs...... For example, Teddy, in fact, they are the least respected dogs, and they can be said to be the lowest dogs in dog society.

How do I know? These are all things that my dog Wangcai told me.

My name is Chi Yiheng, and I am a pet communicator, a profession that may not be known to many people, but it is a very lucrative profession.

According to my analysis, the most profitable thing in the world is to deceive people, and pet communicator is the profession that legalizes deception.

I will always remember my first client, a little fat otaku, his dog had a leg injury and had to have an amputation, he sat in front of me with his dog in his arms and cried with a sad face and asked me to ask his dog if it was very painful and asked me to ask what it wanted to eat.

What do you think I should answer?

Of course, it's very painful! It craves meat!

In fact, most of the people who come to consult are looking for psychological comfort, and when they come to see me, most of them already have the answers in their hearts, and I only need to give them the answers they want, and then give a little hope and good hints, and they will be grateful and keep sending money into my pocket.

For me, who has been a salesman for several years, this kind of thing is simply easy.

Communicating with pets? Don't be stupid, how can you do it......

Actually, I thought the same thing a few months ago, because I couldn't talk to dogs at that time, but how do I know, my life changed drastically after that day.

I still remember that day......

Buzz Buzz...... I was just about to close the door and get off work, my phone vibrate, I scratched my head, picked up my phone and looked, someone added me WeChat, my name is Anna, the avatar is a beauty, and the verification message is: pet consultation.

I smiled slightly, and at the same time clicked on her circle of friends, this girl is good-looking, with a good face, and a very well-proportioned and slender figure, the big one is small and the one is small, but she has a lot of personality, dirty braids, smoky makeup, and bright red lip gloss.

My gut feeling is that she's a "combatable people."

Anna: Master, my Coke passed away the other day, and I wonder if it is now reincarnated or made as an angel.

The corners of my mouth went up, and I quickly replied: yes, but I just closed the door now, or let's find somewhere else, right?

Anna: Okay, I'll be waiting for you at the Qingcha Tea House in the city center.

……

Half an hour later, I met our Miss Anna, and to my surprise, she was exactly the same as the person on the profile picture.

In these years, most women will use art photos or photos of other beauties to deceive men, there are really not many people with a sincere conscience like her, and what surprised me even more is that her name is really Anna, Tian Anna.

Although it is a fraudulent business, but the preparation still needs to be done, I looked through Anna's circle of friends, and also searched for the Weibo account through her WeChat account, and roughly guessed a little information about her from her online content: single, very trendy, like black clothes, like to go to nightclubs, her pet Coke is a golden retriever.

In this day and age, as long as you use social software, it is not difficult to find your basic information at all, and I will do this to every customer, so most of what I say is very surprising: why is it so accurate?

Maybe that's why those fools put money in my pocket.

"Master, Coke died of illness, and I now want to know if it has been reincarnated or become an angel."

"Miss Anna, can you show me a picture of Coke first?"

Anna opened her phone's photo album and handed me a picture of Coke.

I flipped through them casually, carefully observing each photograph.

"Well, Miss Anna, I'm going to find Coke's soul next, can I be quiet in the meantime?"

Anna nodded, her face showing a well-behaved look that didn't match her punk outfit.

I closed my eyes and placed my hands gently on the table.

Of course I'm pretending, it's not the first time I've done this, looking for the soul of a dog, are you a medium? I do wonder why this kind of thing is included in the work of a pet communicator.

After a long time, I opened my eyes, "Miss Anna, I've found Coke, I have good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?" ”

"Good news."

"Coke is already in heaven."

"Really?" Anna seemed very happy, and an excitement suddenly grabbed my hands.

"Yes." I nodded, "The bad news though is that it's not happy. ”

"Why?"

"Because ......"

I took my hand out of her hand and put her hands on the table soothingly, "Coke said he misses you very much, he misses his own pink nest and his toy ball, but it is unhappy to see you in the sky, it doesn't want you to be like this, it doesn't want you to eat instant noodles all the time, it thinks you're too lonely." ”

In an instant, Anna's psychological defense collapsed instantly, and tears flowed uncontrollably.

I can say that thanks to the homework I did earlier, I got the information I just got from the many photos she posted on Moments and Weibo.

I pulled a tissue out of my pocket and handed it to her, and she took it and wiped away her tears.

"Miss Anna, I don't know if you would mind hearing some advice."

Anna nodded, still choked.

I smiled, "Actually, it's also Coke's advice to you, it's all what it told me, sometimes you can actually change the style or other colors of clothes to wear, more color, people's mood will be better, and, find a boyfriend." ”

Anna nodded.

"Okay, it's not early, so let's treat you to a meal, eating instant noodles is really bad for your stomach, don't worry, eating is not part of the service, and you don't charge money."

Anna burst into tears and laughed, but she shook her head, wiped the tears from her face, stood up and took two steps and suddenly turned around, "Master, let me invite you to have a drink." ”

RushBaby bar, the music is noisy, the lights are bright, and no one can see anyone clearly.

Anna drank cup by cup, I drank it in sip and I didn't want to get drunk because I was sending her to the hotel like a gentleman.

"Master, does Coke really not want me to go on like this?" Anna's face was slightly red, and her mouth was full of wine, but it smelled good.

I nodded.

"That's good!"

Anna took a sip of her wine, took off her coat at once, tossed it aside, and jumped onto the dance floor wearing only the black underwear underneath.

The demons danced, and in the bar, as long as alcohol and hormones were mixed together, it would make people obsessed with the noisy music, and here, the woman only disliked herself for dressing too much, so Anna didn't seem abrupt.

She jumped for a moment, then rushed over and pulled me in, and the distance between the two of us grew closer and closer, so close that there was almost only 0.01 centimeter left.

Afterward......

The thing in my right hand is soft, what is it?

When I opened my eyes, I found myself lying on my bed with a woman's underwear in my hand, black, as if I had seen it anywhere.

I tossed it aside and sat up, the intense headache of the hangover making me a little unable to move.

Damn, what happened?

Memories are like rusty faucets, drops of water slowly dripping into my head, drop by drop, last night and later...... I don't remember much, but I remember that I drank a lot of wine, and all I could smell in my nose was the scent of Anna......

"What is this guy doing again, really, I'm hungry, and he won't get me food and drink."

Who's talking?

I raised my head and looked around, it was a bit chaotic, but a few people in my thirty-square-meter rental house could be seen at a glance, except for me and Wangcai, there was not even a ghost.

Wangcai is a stray dog I adopted a few days ago, it rained heavily that day, and its pitiful appearance of being wet on the side of the road made me feel compassionate, so I picked it up and named it Wangcai.

The name is a bit vulgar, but it is very in line with its temperament of a Chinese pastoral dog, this guy is also quite smart, and he is also very stable, and he doesn't need me to take care of it.

I knocked on my head, damn it, was it an auditory hallucination? I can't drink so much next time.

"This fool, it looks like I'm going to have to go over and ask him."

"Who?! Who's talking! ”

I jerked to my feet, and I was pretty sure I heard someone talking, a man's voice.

However, only Wangcai walked up to me with his bowl in his mouth, and he dropped the bowl and called out.

"This fool, you won't drink stupidly, give it to Lao Tzu quickly."

I looked at Wangcai, and it looked at me, and I shivered a little and patted my head again.

"Wang...... Prosperous...... Wangcai ...... Are you talking? ”

Wangcai actually frowned, looked at me with his neck tilted, and made a voice from its body: "This fool really has a problem drinking?" ”

"Ahh