The black-and-white TV was on, and the room was dark.

Cucumber was watching TV, and TV was watching him.

Cucumbers have no women. TV is the cucumber woman. They had been living together for a few years.

The black-and-white TV of the cucumber was given by his cousin, and it was not given for free, it was exchanged for three old houses facing the street. That year, my cousin said to the cucumber, brother, you see that your house is also broken, and you can't repair it, so I can rent it to me, I want to pick it up and build a face to do business! Cucumber looked at his cousin, and shook his face into a drum, no, no, no, I still have to stay with your sister-in-law, your sister-in-law may come back one day! The cousin just pouted, and she came back? Come back with a fart! I followed the chicken buyer to a foreign country early! When the cucumber heard his cousin's robbery, he turned purple and said nothing, but he still shook his head and didn't agree.

Later, the cousin came again. He also held a fourteen-inch black-and-white television in his arms. The cousin put the TV on the front table and said, brother, I brought you a woman, you try, you must be better than my sister-in-law! As he spoke, the cousin pulled out the antenna of the TV, plugged the bolt into the power supply, and as soon as he turned the switch, a woman as bright as a cucumber flower jumped out of the TV, holding the microphone and twisting and singing. Cucumber looked at the woman, and her cloudy eyes flashed with light.

My cousin took the opportunity to say, "Brother, how is it?" I'll install an outdoor antenna for you to make it clearer, more than a dozen stations, you can listen to songs if you want to listen to songs, and watch plays if you want to watch plays. Guarding the TV as a companion, isn't it better than guarding these three broken rooms?

Besides, I made money in business, and I won't treat you badly, so I'll buy you a colorful one! The cousin said again.

The cucumber leaned her face close to the TV, and the woman who writhed like a cucumber flower jumped from the TV to her eyeballs, and after a while, she slipped out of her eyeballs and into her heart. The cucumber's head no longer shakes.

The cucumber moved out of the old house left by his ancestors and lived in a small room built for him by his cousin. During the day, cucumbers go to the village to sweep the streets and pick up rags. In the evening, I go back to the house and watch TV. Television becomes the cucumber woman.

In fact, earlier cucumbers had women, and they were very beautiful women. It's just that the cucumber is a melon, and the woman is a lying flower that blooms on the cucumber seedlings. That year, cucumbers went to the Haihe River to work, and it took two months to go. There was a chicken vendor in the village. The man shouted and wandered down the street, but was stopped by the cucumber woman. The woman wanted to sell a chicken for salt. The chicken vendor puts down the car. Walking into the cucumber's yard, he discovers something more important than chickens. On that day, the net cover that bought the chicken did not cover the chicken for a long time, but it covered the cucumber woman all at once. When the cucumber came back from the Haihe River, the only thing left in the house was the old hen that did not lay eggs.

The cucumber slammed on the ground, stupid.

After my cousin gave Cucumber a TV woman, she really started a business. He first demolished three dilapidated houses and built three tiled houses; Later, the business became bigger and bigger, and he took off the tiled house and built a three-story building. The three-storey building became a scene on the street. The cucumber's cottage was shrouded in the shadow of the small building all day long.

One day, the cucumber came out of the shadows and walked into his cousin's small building. Cucumber said to his cousin who was watching a DVD with his wife in his arms, I said, you should change my color TV, my black and white TV is almost out of people!

When my cousin saw the cucumber, he quickly let go of his wife, and laughed hee-haha, brother, I want to go to you if you don't come, I want to go to you, the color TV is put in advance, do you know? My sister-in-law is back!

It's true? The cucumber suddenly pounced forward, grabbed his cousin's arm, and suddenly let go, you lied to me, I don't believe it?

My cousin laughed again, you are my brother, how could I lie to you? I'll lead you home in the evening. My sister-in-law said that she was embarrassed during the day, afraid that people would see her, and she was ashamed!

In the evening, the cousin really brought a woman. The cucumber shifted her gaze from the black-and-white TV to the woman's face, but it was not the woman who ran away with the man who bought chickens. It's just that his face is old and his temples are dyed with snow. Cucumber turns off the TV and slams his fist on the front table, you ...... You, you, you, you You've left me so miserable!

The woman timidly ducked behind her cousin. The cousin gently pushed the woman back again, sister-in-law, don't be afraid, he thinks you are crazy. After saying that, the cousin quietly brought the door and walked out of the cucumber's hut. After a while, the lights in the house went out.

In the middle of the night, a terrible wail came from the cucumber's hut, and then the shadow of a white flower ran wildly into the moonlight of the street. That night, everyone in the village heard the cucumber scolding, fake, fake, you kid is rich, your heart is black, get a fleeing woman to fool me-

After Cucumber drove away the woman who resembled his daughter-in-law, he never came out of his hut. After the Spring Festival that year, firecrackers and confetti were piled up on the street, and when the wind blew, they splashed passers-by in the faces. People think of cucumbers. Someone bypassed his cousin's three-story building and came to the cucumber's hut.

People saw that the black-and-white television was on, and the house was dark. The TV was watching the cucumber intently, and the cucumber was lying motionless on the front table, and he could no longer see the black and white TV.