"Ahh

"What's wrong, it's on fire?"

The Buddha jumped off the bed with a smile, and his agile skills didn't look like a 200-pound fat man at all.

"What a fire?"

Fang Xiang glared at him angrily.

"Didn't I hear you calling?"

"I just didn't sleep well."

Fang Xiang pinched his head and muttered in his heart: Why are you not sleepy at all?

"Didn't sleep well? Hee-hee. ”

Buddha smiled and smiled with a cheap smile on his face: "Was yesterday's date cool?" ”

"Dating?"

Hearing this word, I snorted.

Yesterday's date couldn't have been too cool!

Fang Xiang pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled bitterly: "It's cool!" ”

"Wow! Tell me about it! ”

Buddha smiled and rushed up, and sat next to Fang Xiang.

Fang Xiang slapped his fat ass and sat up.

He slept in his clothes last night, and he didn't even cover the quilt, after all, zombies don't feel cold.

"What are you talking about, I still have classes in the morning."

As he spoke, Fang Xiang rolled over and got up from the bed, he really didn't want to think about yesterday.

"No kidding, it's Saturday, you have a fart class, don't run away from the question, is it, you can't?"

Buddha smiled and squinted at him, with a wicked smile on his face.

"You just can't think of me."

Fang Xiang waved his hand, and now when he thought that Xu Wantao was a zombie, he felt uncomfortable.

"That's right!"

Fang Xiang suddenly stared at the Buddha seriously and smiled.

"What's wrong, so serious?"

Buddha Xiaoxiao has known Fang Xiang for so long, and since the two have known each other, it is the first time he has seen him like this.

"Stay away from the ice, Xu Wantao."

The thought of that woman made him feel a spasm in his heart.

"What do you mean?"

Hate because of love?

As far as Buddha smiled at the other party's thoughts, he was definitely not this kind of person.

"Listen to me, stay away from her!"

Fang Xiang said very resolutely.

He knew that the fat man's house seemed to be an exorcist.

So he dodged the question that he had become a zombie and that Xu Wantao was also a zombie.

As for not letting the fat man get Xu Wantao, that was his instinctive feeling.

The fat man can't deal with her!

"Okay, got it, it's up to you."

Buddha smiled and nodded, since Fang wanted to say so, there must be a reason for him.

"Don't talk nonsense, I have something to go out today!"

After speaking, Buddha Xiaoxiao pulled out a black leather bag from the bed, and he walked over and patted Fang Xiang's shoulder.

"Haha, when we get up to the top, don't take it to heart if you don't have a woman."

"Let's go!"

Fang Xiang smiled and slapped him on the ass again.

"Oops, why are you so strong today, it hurts me!"

Buddha Xiaoxiao picked up the gold-rimmed glasses on the table, put them on his face angrily, and walked outside with his ass contrived.

Fang Xiang sighed: "What woman don't you want?" ”

He muttered to himself: Is it a woman who turns into a zombie?

After Buddha Xiaoxiao left, Fang wanted to stay alone in the dormitory, as a zombie, he was not only not sleepy, but also not hungry.

"Hey, it's so boring!"

He walked towards the window, wanting to look outside.

"Woo, Woo!"

"Ah,!"

As soon as Fang Xiang leaned over, the sunlight fell on his face, and the skin on his face instantly turned black.

"It hurts!"

"This garbage bloodline really can't work, even the sun can't be immune, master, you better wrap yourself in zongzi."

Momo looked at him playfully.

"Forget it."

Fang Xiang turned around helplessly, he sat back on the bed, took the mobile phone on the bedside, and found that there were several missed calls on it.

At this time, he didn't bother to care, turned on the camera, looked at the burned place on his face, and felt sad.

Plop!

Fang Xiang lay on his back on the bed and closed his eyes.

"I want to be quiet."

"Who is Jingjing?"

Momo walked over with a grin, and wanted to fight with him for a few words, but suddenly found that the traces of the burns on Fang Xiang's face had disappeared.

Well?

She muttered in her heart: Even if it is a zombie, its self-healing ability shouldn't be so strong, right?

Fang Xiang didn't know what she was thinking, and put a quilt over her face.

"Ignore me!"

Just when Momo was about to scan him, the tricky system sent her an urgent recall.

Shout!

A flash of white light flashed, and the foam vanished.

Since he couldn't see the sun, Fang Xiang didn't bother to go out, so he nested in bed by himself and stayed all day.

It wasn't until eight o'clock in the night that Fang Xiang heard a dingdong in his ears.

"The system upgrade is completed, and the host wants to be officially integrated, and the system functions will be opened soon."

"The upgrade is complete!"

Fang Xiang excitedly threw the quilt aside.

"Momo, Momo?"

He called twice, but found no trace of the other party.

"It's strange, that girl doesn't seem to have appeared since the afternoon."

"Ding! Host control panel generation. ”

With a system prompt, Fang Xiang noticed that a white light screen appeared in front of him.

"That's cool!"

He couldn't help but scream, and then looked at the light screen in front of him, there were six floating windows on it, which were called: task panel, exchange window, system space, unknown space, unknown space, unknown space.

Wait, how come there are still three unknowns?

"Master, I'm back!"

I don't know when, Momo came out again.

"Where have you been?"

"The system was upgraded, and I was summoned back as part of the system."

"Okay."

Fang Xiang nodded, then pointed to the light screen in front of him and asked, "This?" ”

"This is a panel that connects the various functions of the system, which one you want to use, just think about it, and you can enter."

"Hmm!"

After listening to Momo's words, Fang Xiang chose the task panel without hesitation.

Airplanes!

The light screen shook slightly, and a task turntable appeared with a skull-like start button on it.

"Is the task of choosing a turntable?"

Fang Xiang pointed to the turntable in front of him and looked at Momo.

"Of course not!"

Momo continued: "The novice task gives you the opportunity to randomly draw the task, and the subsequent tasks will be randomly assigned by the system according to the guys that appear around you. ”

"Oh."

Fang Xiang nodded, thinking that there was peace around him, how could there be any demons and monsters, but when he thought of Xu Wantao, this thought was dispelled instantly, who knows if there is anything else.

Seeing him frowning, Momo thought that he was worried that he would draw a task that he couldn't solve, so he hurriedly said: "The tasks that can be shaken by the novice task wheel are generally very low-level, but the rewards are very rich!" ”

"Oh!" Fang Xiang nodded, and then clicked on the start casually, and the novice mission wheel began to turn.

The big turntable spun around and vanished, and then the sound of the system sounded.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for selecting the hidden metamorphosis level quest in the low-level quest as a starter quest, and will receive a starter pack upon completion. ”

“what！”

What kind of luck is this Nima, it's just against the sky!

He looked at Momo with a sad face, only to find that the other party was covering his face and giving him a thumbs up.

The quest panel displays the tasks received by the host, tricks the bed board essence to make it cry sadly, and collects three sad tears, and the task rewards 100 tricky values and unknown rewards.

The so-called bed board essence is the spirit of the bed board.

"That doesn't seem to be that difficult."

Fang Xiang's depressed expression had faded.

Let the bed board spirit cry? It's right to think about it, since it's a spirit, it can naturally cry.

At first glance, I think it's impossible, but when I think about the details, it's smooth.

Momo frowned on the side: "Master, you don't know what an outrageous task this is. ”

"Is it hard?"

"It's hard." Fang Momo patted the bed board, and her voice was slightly low: "You let it cry and try." ”

"Ahem, don't make a fuss, it's a bed board, and it's not a spirit, how can you cry?"

"Hah! Who told you that spirits are good at crying? The bed plank essence is made of bed boards, dull and wooden, how can you cry easily, no culture, it's terrible. ”

"What then?"

Fang Xiang held his head in his hands, scratched his hair, and began to worry.

Momo looked at his sad face, and felt that he seemed to be talking again, so he hurriedly puffed out his mouth, wanting to cheer him up: "Don't worry, master!" No matter how much you memorize or how low your IQ is, Momo will be by your side and accompany you through the difficulties! ”

“……”

Anyway, Fang Xiang finally determined the idea of tricking, people are sad, they should have encountered sad things, the same reason, if you want to make the bed board spirit sad, you have to do something that can make it sad.

He thought for a moment and said, "I have to go and find out the way first." ”

Momo looked at him with surprise on her face: "Exploring the way? Come on! Do you know where it is? ”

The task panel shows that the location of the bed board is in the utility room of the female dormitory building of Xuancheng University.

"Ahem, the girls' dormitory, brother hasn't been there."

"Cut! The last time you went, I didn't even want to talk about you. ”

Momo covered her mouth and snickered.

Fang Xiang scratched his head in embarrassment, thinking that the last time he went to the girls' dormitory, it was indeed not very honorable, and few people knew about it.

But Momo scanned him, as if he had become a roundworm in his stomach, knowing everything about Fang Xiang.

"That time, I lost a game, so it was an accident."

"Hmph, your accident was to peek at the girl changing her clothes, and then you were chased and beaten out?"

"Ahem, it's all a coincidence."

Fang Xiang felt that he couldn't talk anymore.

"Don't talk about that, let's get down to business."

Fang Xiang didn't want to dwell too much on this embarrassing matter.

He seemed to have heard that the utility room upstairs of the girls' dormitory had been sealed because there had been a lot of strange things going on there.

For example, things in the room will be thrown out for no apparent reason; In the middle of the night, there was a strange creaking sound in the room.

What's even more weird is that before the room was sealed, there were always girls who woke up and found that they had inexplicably appeared in that room and slept on the wooden bed in the utility room.

At first, everyone thought it was because of the girl's sleepwalking, but then more and more girls experienced such things.

The school began to pay attention to the matter and called the police, but because there was no property damage and no injuries, the matter could not be filed at all, and finally the school sealed the room and closed it.

I haven't heard anything strange since then.

Thinking about it now, Fang Xiang thinks that those must have been made by the bed board master.

Momo pouted, pretending to be indignant: "That guy shouldn't be a pervert like you, right?" Abducted the girl from a good family to ......"

"Ahem," Fang Xiang stretched out his hand and shook it in front of her, "Don't think nonsense, those girls haven't been hurt in any way." ”

Momo suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good that it's not the same color embryo as you." ”

Fang Xiang's eyes straightened: "Why am I a color embryo?" ”

Seeing that his face was not good, Momo waved his hand with a smile: "Hehe, the master is not a color embryo, he just likes to peek at girls changing clothes." ”

"Me!"

Fang Xiang was speechless.

"Don't talk nonsense with you, in the dead of night, I have to sneak in and have a look."

"If it is discovered, won't Momo also lose face?"

"It's the senior girls' dormitory building, plus it's a weekend, basically no one lives, and the dormitory manager is not here today."

"Huh?"

Momo looked at Fang Xiang strangely, clasped her hands, and deliberately showed an expression of adoration: "The master is so tired!" You know everything clearly, and the girls' dormitory is no exception! ”

"Ahem, I didn't know about the master, but the fat man forced it to me."

Looking at Fang Xiang's serious nonsense, Momo whispered: "Men are really big pigs' trotters." ”