Chapter 5 Don't Eat Me, I Have No Meat
Fang Xiang is right, this girls' dormitory building is almost empty.
Standing downstairs, Fang Xiang suddenly hesitated.
His gaze subconsciously cast to the fourth floor, where the utility room was on the fourth floor.
Xu Wantao's bedroom 420 is also on the fourth floor, and the light in that room is still on at this time.
Ever since he learned the identity of the other party's zombie yesterday, he has a shadow in his heart.
"She's not here."
"What did you say?"
Fang Xiang glanced at Momo who was following him.
"The master is thinking about his date yesterday, right?"
Momo's cute little face came up.
"I didn't."
He was very upset when he was poked in the backbone, but he still subconsciously asked: "Is she really not there?" ”
"It's not there, there's no smell of her here."
"Oh."
Fang Xiang was obviously relieved, and he didn't find anyone else, so he hurriedly walked towards the door of the dormitory building.
"Access card, found it, here."
Fang Xiang rummaged through his pocket for a long time and took out a yellow access card.
"Huh?"
Momo looked strangely at Fang Xiang, who was swiping the access card.
She smiled evilly and reached out to pestle the soft flesh on Fang Xiang's waist.
"The access card has been obtained, and the host is a frequent visitor here!"
"What a regular, clean nonsense! How can the access card of the girls' dormitory be my brother's? Fang Xiang's brain was racing, "This is a fat man!" ”
He once again splashed the dirty water on Buddha Xiaoxiao, who was not at the scene.
……
"Ahh
Buddha smiled and leaned against the wall and sneezed loudly, and the gold-rimmed glasses were shaken.
"It's a bit cold at night, and I have to get to the end of work."
After speaking, the 200-pound fat man toes the ground, easily jumped over the wall next to him, and jumped into the big mansion next to him.
……
Fang Xiang and Momo quietly slipped from the first floor to the utility room on the fourth floor.
Fang Xiang was cautious throughout the whole process, for fear of making a disturbance.
"How do you get in?"
The utility room door was locked.
The big golden waves of Momo swayed slightly, and a proud smile appeared on the little face: "Master hammer it open!" ”
"No kidding, it's weird that you don't get found out that way."
Momo's little face showed a little disdain: "The master can use an empty hammer." ”
Fang Xiang was stunned for a moment, but he didn't understand what she was talking about: "What empty hammer?" ”
"Of course, it's the master's trick prop."
Momo took it for granted.
"Tricky props? What is that? ”
Fang Xiang looked at her strangely.
Just as he finished saying this, a small black box suddenly appeared in his hand.
"I'm going, what's that?"
"Hey, the master is too stupid, and he is also tired!"
Mo Mo is serious: "When the master becomes Mr. Tricky, he will have the tricky treasure chest provided by the system, oh, that's it, as long as the master thinks about the tricky treasure chest in his mind, it will appear, and if the master thinks about taking it back, it will return to the system space again." ”
"Tricky treasure chest?"
Fang Xiang looked at the box without a trace of weight in his hand, his face was curious, he took it out and took it back a few times according to Momo's words, and felt more and more magical.
"The Tricky Treasure Chest contains the master's Tricky props, you just became Mr. Tricky and didn't exchange for any props, so there are only three low-level props in it that the Tricky System gives away for free, and the Empty Hammer is one of them."
"Oh."
Fang Xiang understood, he opened the Tricky Treasure Chest, and three small things appeared inside.
A small sharpened hammer, a gift box full of clown graffiti, and an ordinary rose.
"The empty hammer can temporarily nihilate things, and it takes 12 hours after use before they can be used again; The clown's gift, when opened, will appear what the other party fears the most, disposable consumables; Disguise Rose, you can change your form and appearance after use, the disguise time is 1 hour, and the number of times is 3.
Momo pointed to the three tricky props in front of him and introduced them to him one by one.
"These props are against the sky, if there were these things before, I and the fat man, and sneak in?"
Fang Xiang's eyes were glowing with golden light, looking at the Tricky Treasure Chest in his hand, as if he had seen a treasure.
"Master, what did you say?"
Momo's attention was on the trick props, and she didn't hear what he said.
"Nothing." Fang Xiang smiled awkwardly: "I mean, with these, the task is much simpler!" ”
He bent his arms to show off his muscles, looking energetic.
"Huh?"
Fang Xiang suddenly found that his body had become stiff again, and his arms and legs could no longer curl up normally.
Looking at his strange movements, Momo asked strangely, "Master, what's wrong with you?" ”
"I, I feel my body stiffen again."
"Huh?"
Momo scanned the direction, and her eyes widened suddenly: "Master, the bloodline of the waste wood has disappeared, and you have turned back into an ordinary zombie!" ”
"Gone? I'll go! ”
If you want to prepare to turn around, you need to jump up to complete it.
"Then I, hmm."
He suddenly found himself unable to speak.
"Woo no."
"Master, your dark circles are so serious, forehead, and a pair of cute little tiger teeth have grown out of your mouth."
Momo couldn't help but smile, didn't know where to take out a mirror, and handed it to Fang Xiang.
"Hmm."
He looked at himself in the mirror as he turned into a zombie and almost fainted.
The fangs protruding from his mouth made him unable to speak.
Momo forced a smile and the other party wanted to say, "Master, let's go and have a look first, poof!" ”
In the end, she couldn't hold back, and she leaned back and laughed.
"Mmmmmm
Fang wanted to tell her not to laugh, but she became a hmm.
He reluctantly hooked out the empty hammer inside the Tricky Treasure Chest.
His fingers couldn't curl up, so he could only use his fingertips to hook the hammer.
Luckily, the prop wasn't very heavy, and he easily hung it on his finger.
Call!
Fang Xiang aimed at the door in front of him and threw the empty hammer in his hand.
Bang!
The tightly sealed wooden door turned into air and disappeared.
After using the empty hammer, it automatically returned to the Tricky Treasure Chest, and as Fang Xiang silently retracted the treasure chest, the Tricky Treasure Chest disappeared directly out of thin air.
Fang Xiang's eyes that seemed to have been painted with smoky makeup were slightly open, and his heart was secretly magical.
Momo also seemed tired of laughing, straightened up and walked over.
"Trick begins!"
"Hmm!"
Fang Xiang raised his hand to block in front of her, this time he didn't come to play tricks.
"Uh-huh, hmm, hmm."
What he means is, you go back first, I'll go in and see for myself, and I can't startle the snake.
A bright smile bloomed on Momo's face: "You're not afraid of being eaten by the bed board essence?" ”
"Hmm."
Fang Xiang wanted to say that he was also a zombie, how could he be afraid of the bed board?
"Okay then."
Momo nodded, then leaned into his ear and whispered, "Master, your appearance is really unique, like the non-mainstream you say on the earth!" ”
With that, she vanished.
Fang Xiang was speechless for a while, he didn't know what to do next.
Forget it, let's take it one step at a time.
The grocery room was very quiet, and Fang thought about it a few times before jumping in.
As soon as he entered, the disappeared door reappeared, and the room that had been a little light suddenly turned dark.
It seems that the void effect of the empty hammer is gone.
Fang wanted to find that he was gradually able to see the situation in the room clearly, and I am afraid that it had something to do with his zombie physique.
The room was littered with messes, with abandoned broken beds on the left and tools such as hammers and axes.
On the right side are a number of quilts, which look very old and tattered.
Fang Xiang's gaze fell on the center of the place, where a wooden bed was placed.
It is the object of the trick, the bed board spirit, it looks plain, like an ordinary wooden bed.
But Fang Xiang could clearly see the black shadows fluttering above.
"Click!"
The dark shadow seemed to notice Fang Xiang as well, and rose from the wooden bed and floated towards him.
"You, yes, who?"
It landed in front of Fang Xiang, and said three words word by word, and his voice was very low.
The appearance of the bed board is square, but the facial features on the face are relatively scattered, giving people a sense of stupeness and stunnedness.
"I'm passerby."
Fang wanted to say the zombie language, but it sounded like a normal conversation to the bed board.
Obviously, there is no barrier to communication between spirits and zombies.
"Lu, what, A? Zombie, corpse? ”
The bed slats moved their bodies slowly, circling around Fang Xiang.
"Why are you staying here?"
Fang Xiang shook his neck stiffly twice, and looked at the bed underneath.
"Stay, here, this?"
The voice of the bed board spirit was very long: "No, I know, Dao." ”
"How long have you been here?"
"No, yes, yes."
"What do you like?"
"No, yes, yes."
After asking three questions, Fang Xiang frowned, thinking in his heart: The bed board spirit is really stunned, the reflex arc is still long, and it is obviously not easy to trick it.
The bed board was spinning around Fang Xiang, and his head was about to turn bigger.
"Come on, come on."
Immediately, the plank spirit flew towards the plank bed, and Fang Xiang jumped up and followed.
It burrowed into the bed, and the wooden bed opened its mouth wide.
"Sleep, sleep, sleep." The big mouth muttered the word.
Fang Xiang looked at it strangely, not knowing what it wanted to do.
"Huh?"
He suddenly felt his head sink and feel tired.
No, I'm a zombie, why are I sleepy?
"Sleep."
No more.
Fang Xiang tilted his body and fell stiffly in the direction of the plank bed.
The big mouth on the bed board actually swallowed Fang Xiang directly.
"It's over!"
Momo flashed next to the wooden bed, frowning and looking at the bed in front of him, the big mouth on it had disappeared, and Fang Xiang was gone.
"The master has no experience in dealing with spirits, and he was eaten by the bed board spirit?"
Her body withered, her mouth pursed, and her tears fell down: "Master, you are so miserable, Momo can't collect your body." Wow! Wow! ”
After crying for a while, Momo took out a small notebook from her arms and wrote on it: "In a certain year and month, a certain great tricky gentleman died in the big mouth of a low-level bed board master. ”
When she finished writing, she stood up and bowed to the wooden bed in front of her.
"Master, I can only accompany you here, goodbye!"
With that, she turned around and prepared to leave.
An arm swished out on the plank bed and grabbed Momo's calf directly.
"Wow, don't eat me, I don't have meat!"