Fang Xiang looked at Momo, who was constantly struggling and screaming in front of him, and his face was full of black lines.

"Mmmmmm

He still couldn't speak properly, but Momo could understand it, after all, Momo was a system guide who was proficient in the language of all things.

"Master, you, weren't you eaten by the bed board spirit?"

Looking at Fang Xiang who came out of the bed board, Momo's mood finally stabilized.

"Hmm."

What he meant, am I that easy to eat?

"I thought you were eaten, and you were sad for a long time, what a waste of tears."

Momo had an aggrieved expression.

"Hmm."

Fang Xiang rolled his eyes, turned around stiffly, and looked at the bedboard spirit in front of him.

To be honest, being swallowed by it just now really scared me, but then, a strange feeling came from Fang Xiang's body, and he instantly came to his senses, his arm just blocked the big mouth that was about to close, and then crawled out of it.

"Zombie, corpse."

A nose, eyes, and mouth appeared on the plank bed, and it stared blankly at Fang Xiang and made a low sound.

Fang Xiang took a few steps back slightly, and Momo also followed closely beside him.

This guy is very difficult, he can't take it lightly, he stood in the corner, looking straight at the bed board spirit three meters away.

The bedboard spirit seemed to be looking at him as well, looking at each other, and Fang Xiang didn't dare to act rashly, but they looked at each other affectionately for an hour.

"I'll go, Brother Bedboard, can we change our position, my little brother is a little tired."

Fang Xiang couldn't hold on a little, and said something in his mouth, although it was vague, Momo and the bed board spirit could understand what he meant.

"Change, posture, momentum."

The bedboard finished these three words word by word, but his body did not move.

"This guy is so scary, I'm afraid that if I move, it will attack."

Fang Xiang muttered quietly.

Momo looked at the bed board spirit carefully, and then said in a low voice: "Master, it's not confronting you, the bed board spirit is this virtue, with Mo Mo here, you don't have to be too nervous." ”

Fang Xiang's face was full of black lines, and he directly ignored Momo's last sentence: "Then what is it doing?" ”

"It probably wants to sleep."

"Sleep? Hmph, I think it's poised to go, and it wants to swallow me. ”

Fang Xiangcai didn't believe it, he was almost swallowed just now, and he had to be careful what he said this time.

Even if the bedboard spirit closed his eyes, Fang Xiang's eyes widened.

"Purr, purr......"

As time passed, unconsciously, Fang Xiang heard a smooth snoring sound.

"Your sister!"

"Hahaha!"

Momo burst out laughing.

"I'll just say, it's really sleeping, hahaha!"

"Ahem, of course, if I hadn't been staring at it and using hypnosis, would it have been able to fall asleep? When it's asleep, we can play tricks, isn't it, this is called strategy, do you understand strategy? ”

"Master, do you still know hypnotism? It's amazing, Momo wants to learn! ”

"This, the ability to take care of the family, is not passed on."

"The master is so stingy!"

"It's stingy."

……

Time passed minute by minute, and it was already the second half of the night, and Fang Xiang felt that he had to quickly come up with a tricky plan.

If you want to say anything else, Fang Xiang is not good, but when it comes to ideas, he has never been vain.

This bed board spirit actually wants to eat himself.

"Look at how I clean you up, if the master doesn't trick you today, write the words upside down in the future!"

"Master, how do you write the square characters upside down?"

Momo looked at Fang Xiang curiously.

"Let's play!"

"I'm curious and studious, and it's all for the sake of my master! Otherwise, it will be embarrassing to not be able to write it backwards when the time comes. ”

"Momo, your uncle!"

……

"What do you think?"

Fang Xiang smiled evilly: "When the time comes, it will inevitably burst into tears!" ”

"Well, the master is right!"

Momo looked at him adoringly, her eyes shining.

"Momo, you remember, your master, will be the great king of tricks! Hahaha, what a hidden mission, what is the most difficult novice mission, in front of me, it's not a one-trick to defeat the enemy! ”

"The host is amazing, the host is amazing!"

If there are actors, there will be audiences!

Momo felt that she must be the most powerful audience!

"Master, there is no fire, why do you make smoke out of nothing?"

"Isn't there a system?"

"Master, have you forgotten? You're a poor man, you don't have any trick value, and you can't exchange items. ”

"Well, let me think about it."

Fang Xiang's eyes rolled: "Yes, the wisdom of human beings is infinite, little girl, let you open your eyes now!" ”

I saw him walking towards the place where the old and discarded beds were piled up over there.

"Hehe, later, see if I don't smoke this bed board to death!"

Fang Xiang's idea is to take smoke, while it sleeps, and make it cry!

The smoke is burning, so I ask you if you cry!

The sluggish bed board is simple, and the sluggish bed board is even simpler!

"Huh?"

Momo followed and stood next to Fang Xiang looking at him, her fingers tangling around her hair: "Drill wood to make fire?" ”

"Isn't my brother very smart?"

Fang wanted to wink at Momo, but his panda eyes made the other party want to laugh again.

"Well, the master is so smart! But ......"

Before Momo's words were finished, Fang Xiang had already frowned, to say that in the past, when he was still a human being, it was easy and simple to bend over and drill wood.

But now, he's a zombie.

"Momo, why don't you come?"

"Master?"

Momo's little hands tangled up the dots back and forth.

"People are the guides provided by the system.,Soft and weak.,No attack power.,In addition to being able to look at the eyes.,Help the master provide data.,Can't do anything else.。

"Damn, can't you drill a piece of wood?"

"I don't have a lot of strength."

"Dizzy!"

Fang wanted to know, he could only rely on himself.

"There it is!"

Inspiration is what it says!

He first glanced back at the sleeping bedboard, then took two steps back, and fell to the ground with a snort.

Momo crouched down and looked curiously at Fang Xiang in the push-up preparation position.

"If you do push-ups, the owner's arm will break, right?"

His stiff arms, just propped up on the ground, did resemble a push-up position.

"Of course not!"

Fang Xiang exerted himself slightly, jumped forward a little, and just lay on a broken bed with a wooden stick on it.

One end of the stick is slightly pointed, which should be the connecting wood on the bed, which is perfect as a tool for drilling wood for fire.

"Whew!"

"Huh?"

"Squeak Squeak......"

Fang wanted to do it!

He looked like a compass, his mouth biting the stick, the tip of which was pressed against the old bed, and he kept drawing circles around the center.

I'm not afraid that zombies have a high IQ, but I'm afraid that it not only has a high IQ, but also has good teeth.

Seeing Fang Xiang squeak and turn there, Momo covered his small mouth.

"Master, you're drooling!"

“……”

呲呲呲......

Don't say it, the power and speed of zombies are unmatched!

It didn't take long for a puff of smoke to come out of the old bed.

"Master, it's smoking!"

Of course, Fang Yu also noticed the small smoke rising in front of him, and he turned even harder!

Squeak squeak!

The smoke grew louder and louder, but there was no fire.

"Phew! Ahem, ahem. ”

Fang Xiang spit out the wooden stick in his mouth, coughed a few times, the room was full of smoke, the reason why it didn't catch fire was mainly because the beds inside were placed in this kind of cold cabin, which was relatively damp, this was in his plan, if it really caught fire, it would be difficult to extinguish the fire with his stiff body now.

All he wants is cigarettes!

"Ahem, ahem!"

The feeling of smoke and fire is really uncomfortable, but fortunately I am a zombie, otherwise I would have to suffocate to death!

"Master, my eyes hurt ......"

"Are you stupid? Go back to the system! ”

"No, at such an important moment, I want to accompany the master!"

Momo said stubbornly and sincerely.

"Momo, don't worry, when the master is developed, I will definitely buy you a high-grade eye protector!"

Fang Xiang's eyes began to cry, I don't know if he was smoked or moved.

Momo's big eyes also clicked and tears fell down.

"Time is running out!"

He lifted the old smoking bed with his stiff arms and jumped towards the bedboard!

"Brother Bedboard, I'll give you a small gift."

As he spoke, he placed the old smoking bed underneath the slat.

The thick black smoke smoked towards the bedboard spirit's big eyes.

But after smoking for a long time, the bed board essence let alone tears, and it didn't even wake up.

"Master, how's it going?"

"It's not crying yet."

After a while, the room was filled with smoke, and the bedboard spirit had just woken up.

Its big eyes were staring at the smoke, but it blinked twice, and it didn't do much.

How sluggish is the bed board? It's been smoked for a long time, and there are still no tears?

"I'll go, he shouldn't have no tear ducts, right?"

Fang Xiang began to doubt his life.

"What's going on?"

"I don't know, all of a sudden, it's smoking."

"Where's the key to the door?"

"Downstairs."

"It's too late, smash the lock open!"

Boom!

Boom!

Fang wanted to hear the conversation outside the door clearly.

The bedboard spirit opened his eyes wide, and he didn't shed a single tear in the smoke, it seemed to be a piece of wood, well, it was wood.

"No, we have to leave, it's all over if we find out!"

Fang Xiang was a little anxious and jumped in the direction of the window.

"Master, tears, it, tears!"

Momo wiped her tears and pointed to the bed board essence and screamed happily.

"Great!"

Fang Xiang glanced at the door, hurriedly took away the line of tears that flowed from the bed board essence's face, and handed it to Momo.

Hehe, that's a lot more than three drops, which should be considered an overachievement!

Momo took the tears and went straight back to the system.

Syllable!

The door was opened, there was a click, and the lights came on, but fortunately the smoke was billowing and nothing could be seen!

Fang Xiang is already too late to run, and if he breaks out of the window at this time, I am afraid it will cause more trouble!

The smoke began to clear outward, and the room gradually became visible.