Chapter 44: Act 33, I can't wait to ascend to heaven immediately
Out of the hospital, Tang Xiaoyi floated on the empty lawn, the sun fell on Tang Xiaoyi's shoulders, looking like an angel. However, this sunlight made Tang Xiaoyi feel a little uncomfortable, Tang Xiaoyi stretched out his hand, but the sunlight penetrated through his fingers and fell on Tang Xiaoyi's cheeks, which looked very beautiful.
Tang Xiaoyi put down his hand, thinking that it should be the reason why the green lantern was still hanging on his head. Under the sunlight, the green light was faintly transparent, and it seemed to be one with the air, Tang Xiaoyi plucked up his courage and tried to pull the lantern. Surprisingly, it was not electrified. Tang Xiaoyi breathed a sigh of relief and ripped it off.
After tearing it off, he began to take a closer look at the lantern he was holding in his hand - it was not pretty, it was made of twigs, and it emitted a faint fire, and it was engraved with some incomprehensible patterns, which seemed to be of a foreign race.
Tang Xiaoyi tried to turn on the lantern, but he didn't expect the lantern to really be opened, but the green light flashed and disappeared into the air, and there was no trace of it. Although Tang Xiaoyi felt regretful, he felt that it was not a big deal.
But now it's time to think about where this is.
Tang Xiaoyi felt very strange, he came here after being eaten by McDonald's, and- Tang Xiaoyi's eyes sank, this someone pretended to be Yao Tingting. However, pretending to be too inadequate, for fear that Tang Xiaoyi did not suspect it. It's really suspicious, the ideal hometown of the ideal country.
Tang Xiaoyi walked around and around, but he still walked around the hospital, and he didn't go out anyway. It was getting dark, Tang Xiaoyi's eyes sank, but his hand touched the hidden silver knife in case he was unprepared. The dark night weaved into the sky, and the last light was swallowed, Tang Xiaoyi regretted a little - he didn't open the glowing green lantern if he knew it and threw it away, at least it wouldn't be as dark as this.
"Rustleβ"
There were some strange sounds in front of him, Tang Xiaoyi felt that it was necessary for him not to go anywhere to see, isn't this death...... In the next moment, Tang Xiaoyi was stunned, and his body ...... The body can't move! Tang Xiaoyi couldn't yell even if he had more MMPs, so he could only swipe the screen in his heart.
With a pain in his head, the pain began to spread from the top of his head, and Tang Xiaoyi cursed MMP again. It seemed that he saw that Tang Xiaoyi hadn't fainted yet, and hit again. Judging by the sound of the blow, it should be a wooden stick or something...... But...... It really hurts!!
Tang Xiaoyi, who was in pain, almost couldn't hold on, and his consciousness became more and more blurred, but it was nothing, anyway, it was dark and he couldn't see clearly. As soon as Tang Xiaoyi's eyelids matched, he literally fainted.
When Tang Xiaoyi woke up, it was in the same room, the same darkness, and the same ...... Door...... Tang Xiaoyi touched the doorknob, and couldn't help but sigh: "Isn't this TM really Inception......
That being said, Tang Xiaoyi still mustered up the courage to open the door - now he was indeed taken aback again, after opening the door, there was nothing behind the door, it was blank, and it was a little white.
What is this...... Am I really not dreaming...... The corners of Tang Xiaoyi's mouth twitched, and he snapped the door shut and opened the door again. The scene has not changed at all, Tang Xiaoyi doesn't believe it, and if you do it again, there is still no change.
Tang Xiaoyi thought expressionlessly for a while, and jumped down decisively with an expressionless face - there is no hope in life......
It's amazing, oh no, it's not magical at all, Tang Xiaoyi didn't fall to his death, but fainted gorgeously again.
Before fainting, Tang Xiaoyi had been begging God to bless him this time, it was really not a door!!
I woke up again, and what I saw was a pure land, the autumn leaves fell one after another, forming a beautiful picture, flying in the air, like a butterfly, gently brushing Tang Xiaoyi's cheeks, a little itchy, but very gentle, without any attachment, blending into the soil.
However......
Tang Xiaoyi looked up and looked at the green snot sandwiched between the woods without facial features...... head, very speechless: "McDonald's? β
"It's me! I'm stuck! Come help me! McDonald's face, which had no facial features, was stiffly split into two halves when he spoke, and then the snot flowed out, and Tang Xiaoyi retreated decisively.
"What about the DODO adventure team?"
McDonald's said with difficulty: "You said those little kids? Aren't you still trapped in a dream...... You're good, you came out so soon, how did you know you were going to tear off the lantern on your head?! β
"......" It's really just a beautiful misunderstanding.
"What happens when they wake up?"
McDonald's said: "What else, isn't this the sixth layer of the ideal country of the ideal country, you have deviated from the point of no return, they will naturally come here when they wake up, who told you to be swallowed by me...... Ahem! Well, here's a stage. β
"......" suddenly had a very, very, very, very bad, bad, bad premonition.
"Then you're going to play a love-hate relationship......"
Tang Xiaoyi said: "There is no female ...... here"
There seemed to be a sense of disgust in McDonald's tone: "Who said that love and hate have to have a heroine?" This time it's **! β
"........................" Tang Xiaoyi, whose intuition is as accurate as a woman!
"Who plays the main character?" Tang Xiaoyi raised his eyebrows and asked.
McDonald's said, "The boy in the bib and the stupid dog." β
"......" Tang Xiaoyi supported his forehead - Mo Duoduo is wearing suspenders.................. Stupid dog? It should be Charlie...... No! Still cross-racial love?! But Charlie hasn't made it yet?! No, when you become a sperm, you can speak...... Well, that's not the point! Why do they want to play a love-hate Mary Sue plot?!
"Why should we ......"
And McDonald's seemed to think of what Tang Xiaoyi would ask, and said, "This is helping you, so that you can return to the point of no return and reach the end, right?" You're afraid you've forgotten the end of the world? β
Tang Xiaoyi's face sank, and his heart sank, but he didn't answer.
"We're just waiting for them to wake up now...... Happy? β
Tang Xiaoyi: "Happy you big-headed ghost, I play a supporting role with Fuyou Tiger Shark?" β
McDonald's looked serious: "No, it's cannon fodder." β
ββ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦οΌοΌοΌοΌοΌβ What's that???
McDonald's said the next sentence slowly: "The kind of cannon fodder that blocks the protagonist's love...... Fight five scum, low IQ, big chest and no brain......"
ββ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦οΌοΌοΌοΌοΌβ What the hell is a big brain, you shut up for me!!!
"Do you want me to tell you this story? Maybe she'll let you go as soon as she's happy? McDonald's asked.
Tang Xiaoyi raised his eyebrows: "'She? 'Your wife...... Oh no, your boss? β
McDonald's: "Almost, yes, how's that?" β
"Tell me about it."
McDonald's cleared its throat and began.
Once upon a time, a princess of a kingdom was born, and the queen was very happy, because her skin was very white, very white, and she had to get it, so she called her Black Snow. Later, I don't know what's wrong.,Black Snow's mother died or what's the matter.,Black Snow has a new queen! Mother! Yes! Stepmother!
The stepmother was very good to her, and later once, Heixue's stepmother also passed away, leaving a mirror for Heixue, saying that this is a magic mirror that can see through the future...... Oh no, it's know-it-all.
Heixue asked: "Magic Mirror Magic Mirror, who is the happiest person in the world?" β
The Magic Mirror replied: "It's Murdodo and Charles IX!" β
Kurokyuki asked, "Are you happier than me?" β
The magic mirror replied: "It is said that he is the happiest person in the world, of course he is happier than you." β
Heixue was very angry, and angrily went to find Murdodo and Charles IX, and met a good helper and fellow believer halfway, called the slow swallowing villain and the gymnastics villain who used the gymnastics villain to settle accounts with him.
The Slow Swallow villain is very good at some strange things, and he gives Black Snow a poisoned apple, saying that eating this apple can choke Murdodo or Charles IX to death. Heixue coaxed Mo Duoduo to eat the apple, and Charles IX was so smart that he knew that something was wrong at once. For the sake of his lover, he snatched the poisoned apple and ate it.
However, Mo Duoduo couldn't bear it and snatched it, really! This time it's true! Eat! Fall! Finish!
Heixue also wants to destroy Charles IX, so let the gymnastics villain be used to kill Charles IX if he doesn't agree with him, and Charles IX uses his ingenuity to defeat the villain who uses body rubbing if he doesn't agree with him!
For the sake of his lover, Charles IX shook Murdodo desperately, and Murdodo finally spit out the poisonous apple stuck in his throat! A whole one! Later, the two of them beat away the black snow together and lived happily ever after.
"................................................" seeks Tang Xiaoyi's psychological shadow area.
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