"So...... Black Snow is me, the slow swallowing villain is Fuyou, why use gymnastics villain if you don't agree with each other is a tiger shark? Tang Xiaoyi asked with a gloomy face.

McDonald's has no fear: "Yes, yes, young man, even if you are not convinced, there is no way, this is my rule!" Besides, you inside, but your skin is so white, so white, so white, so white! It's a bit like that, but it's still within an acceptable range, isn't it? Isn't that right? ”

"......" Tang Xiaoyi stared at McDonald's face, expressionless, and didn't know what this thing was thinking, and he didn't know if he accepted it.

"Ouch...... Headache to death......" Tang Xiaoyi heard the words and looked, Mo Duoduo didn't know when he appeared here, he was rubbing the big bag on his head and sat up, and when he saw McDonald's stuck in the woods, he roared, "It's you!" It's all your fault! Why are you eating us?! If it weren't for my thick blood, I would have hung up in it a long time ago! It's really ...... It's so bad!! It's terrible!! ”

"What's wrong with you? A big bag on the head? Tang Xiaoyi asked.

Mo Duoduo's face was flushed, obviously angry, and he glared at McDonald's angrily, and said, "I almost had a dream, and then ...... I couldn't move, and then I was woken up by a stick. ”

"......" this, this, and this, reminded Tang Xiaoyi of some bad memories - he pulled the strange green lantern, and then ...... It was electrified. Later, he was knocked several times inexplicably, and then he came here - thinking of this, Tang Xiaoyi's heart sank, McDonald's definitely hid something, absolutely.

Then, McDonald's was very excited to tell Murdodo about the script, and the angry Murdodo almost went to the sky and roared: "Why is it me and Mad Dog Taro?!!! Do I have that bad taste?! If you want to talk about it, you have to talk to ......."

Tang Xiaoyi raised his eyebrows: "Who are you talking to?" ”

"......" Mo Duoduo's face turned red and turned his head awkwardly, "It's not Mad Dog Taro anyway!" ”

Tang Xiaoyi suddenly smiled: "You like me?" ”

"........................" Mo Duoduo complained about the woman's face, "I have a normal sexual orientation, I'm not someone from the FFF group." ”

"I'm sorry, I only burned CPs who weren't true love." Tang Xiaoyi tilted his head and smiled, "Heterosexuality must die?" ”

"Stinky and shameless." Murdodo is indifferent.

Tang Xiaoyi said: "Classmate Mo Duoduo, in the face of you, there are three elements that can defeat you, listen to it - first, persistence." Second, shameless. Third, insist on refueling without shame. ”

Murdo: "......" shut up.

Then Fu Yu fell from the sky, and it was honored to hit Mo Duoduo. Then there was the tiger shark, which hit Mo Duoduo? No, how could it be?! It's just that Mo Duoduo was beaten again later. I'm really worried about whether Mo Duoduo's child will become mentally retarded.

"What about Charlie?" Tang Xiaoyi asked.

McDonald's, who didn't say a word just now, suddenly spoke: "Yes, isn't it behind Mo Duoduo." He also pointed with snot.

"Alright, alright, let's go."

Then, Tang Xiaoyi brainwashed the DODO adventure team, and then they started~

"Who's the magic mirror?" Tang Xiaoyi's face was expressionless.

"Me!" Guess what??? Well, don't guess it's McDonald's.

“……………………”

Okay, serious, let's get started.

Tang Xiaoyi's naturally curly brown hair was originally fluffy (??? Yes, I was pressed by this crown on my head, forget it, it's hard to say...... Tang Xiaoyi was in the mood to scold his mother. Because Tang Xiaoyi brings his own cloak, he doesn't need a cloak~

Then, Tang Xiaoyi stood in front of McDonald's and asked, "Magic Mirror Magic Mirror, who is the happiest person in the world?" ”

McDonald's magically showed a picture of Murdodo and Charlie: "It's Murdodo and Charles IX!" ”

Tang Xiaoyi continued to be expressionless: "Oh, are you happier than me?" ”

McDonald's replied: "It's said that you are the happiest person in the world, aren't you human, ask knowingly." ”

"......" I don't know if it's Tang Xiaoyi's illusion, and whether this line MMP has changed.

"I'm angry, I'm going to settle accounts with Charles IX and Murdodo." Tang Xiaoyi turned around calmly and pulled out the Tibetan Silver Knife, and the air was gradually filled with a sandalwood fragrance, which smelled very good. It is a mysterious aroma from the ancient Orient, refreshing.

The tone is very flat, giving Tang Xiaoyi's acting skills a bad review.

Then, Fu Yu and the tiger shark sprang out.

"I'm slow...... Villain...... Please advise! ”

"I'm a gymnastics villain who doesn't agree with a word, and I'm great at fighting!"

Tang Xiaoyi: "......" has a sense of déjà vu as if it were mentally retarded.

"We're ...... now Where to go? ”

"Save the world." Tang Xiaoyi's face was expressionless, and he replied very seriously.

Fuyou and Tiger Shark: "???????? ”

"Why?" The two of them asked together.

Tang Xiaoyi replied expressionlessly: "Because both of them are very bad demon concubines of the country, we have to save the dawn people of this world." ”

The two: "........................" is over, Tang Xiaoyi has the second middle school disease.

The two continued: "It's better to destroy this world directly? It's so hard to save the world. ”

Tang Xiaoyi continued to be expressionless: "The world is too big, there is not enough explosives, and it is difficult to destroy the world." It's better to save the world, all you need is a brain and a shapeshifter. ”

Two: How do you refute "..........................................????

The two were still unwilling: "What if there is no transformer?" ”

Tang Xiaoyi's face was expressionless: "That's not easy to do, shouting: 'Cosmic Superman is here to save me!'" Or Bumpman! 'It's simple, we're people who maintain world peace, and it's good if we can't shout for help when we encounter monsters. ”

Two: "............................................................" TM pulled this pariah in and roded me to death!!

"So, let's go save the world. The first step is to kill ...... Murdodo! ”

Fu Yu very cooperatively took out a green apple from the treasure chest: "This is in the poison jar...... It was soaked for seven hundred and forty-nine days...... of the poisoned apples...... It should be able to kill the demon queen of the country of Murdo......"

Tang Xiaoyi asked, "How did you die?" ”

Fu You replied: "It's stuck in my throat and can't go up...... Can't get down...... Commonly known as...... Choked to death. ”

"Okay, go, go."

The three of them came to a stick figure house, Tang Xiaoyi stepped forward and knocked on the door, saw Mo Duoduo, held up a green apple and asked, "Do you eat apples?" ”

Murdodo smiled: "Don't." ”

Tang Xiaoyi's facial paralysis: "Why? ”

Murdodo continued to smile: "It's not ripe, it's not red at all. ”

Tang Xiaoyi: ".................."

Tang Xiaoyi was one step faster than Mo Duoduo and closed the door directly.

Tang Xiaoyi walked up to Fuyou and asked, "How do you turn this apple red?" ”

"This simple ......" Fu Yu took out a needle from the treasure chest, and with a spray, the green apple turned red.

Tang Xiaoyi went to knock on the door again, and Mo Duoduo opened the door again: "This time it's familiar." ”

Murdodo Honey smiled: "I'm going to eat one piece at a time." ”

Tang Xiaoyi didn't close the door this time, and took out a kitchen knife from the treasure chest in Fuyou. In fact, Tang Xiaoyi was also a little puzzled, there would be a kitchen knife in the treasure chest? Regardless of it, he walked to the door of Moduo's house, and didn't know where to move a table, Tang Xiaoyi used a kitchen knife to come again and again, cutting it very heavy and heavy, and smiled: "See, I'm still very good to you, daughter." ”

Murdo: "......"

When he cut to the last piece, Tang Xiaoyi smiled, raised his hand, and slashed it hard. The apple was cut, and when Tang Xiaoyi took the apple, the table was cut in half - the kitchen knife fell to the ground.

Murdo: "......"

Tang Xiaoyi smiled: "Do you eat apples?" ”

Mo Duoduo picked up a piece, and suddenly fell to the ground, at this moment on Mo Duoduo's back, there was a puppy, it ran over, snatched the apple from Mo Duoduo's hand: "I said that you can't eat strangers' things casually, this pain, I will bear it for you." ”

And then...... Fuyu saw that his apple was about to be eaten, and he fainted with fear at the thought of their death.

“…………………………”

"No way!" Mo Duoduo jumped up suddenly, grabbed Charlie's paws, and his eyes were full of expression, "How can I bear it?" You're the love of my life! I hope you live well...... With our hope, live!! ”

Then, Murdodo snatched the poisoned apple and ate it: "Cough cough ......"

Dead.

Tang Xiaoyi: ".................."

Tang Xiaoyi waved his hand and said, "Go, kill that dog." ”

The tiger shark ran over, and ten minutes later, the tiger shark ran in front of Charlie, panting. Charlie is still immersed in the pain of his lover's death, sees the tiger shark, and uses a special trick - Mary Sue light wave! Defeat the villain who uses gymnastics without saying a word.

"Ahh I'm dead! ”

Tang Xiaoyi: "..................???? ”

"Black snow! You have to pay for what you do! ”

Tang Xiaoyi: ".................." every time I hear this name, it's so dramatic......

No, when have you ever been in the play............

[Anger has reached the target]

[Anger Breaks Through the Sky]

And then......

- Mary Sue Light Wave 2333333!!!!!

No!! Where did you come from 233333?!!!

Sorry, that's an upgraded version of Mary Sue Lightwave............

A rainbow floated in the sky, engraved with 2333333, and flew towards Tang Xiaoyi.

Well, that's the story.

·ENDS·

Okay, it's not over, 23333, you really think it's over to describe the title.

Well, this chapter is purely a foreshadowing for the return to the point of no return (next chapter??????????? ）

I want to talk about "Charles IX's Dream of the Moon" with more like-minded people, and pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~