053 Corpse Yard and BBQ

"So...... How do I go down? ”

Guo Dong listened to the exclamation and scream coming from below the cliff, shrugged his shoulders with the last loud and excessively loud pop into the water, and after shaking his hand in the direction where the three people fell, he raised his eyebrows and looked around, he was also a little worried, he couldn't let him jump from here too, right?

Please, will you die? He is not the three guys at the bottom, he has opened the protagonist's aura, and he can't fall to death if he falls so high.

At such a height, not to mention the difference of a little distance when falling, it will pass by the waterhole and fall to the ground and fall into a meatloaf, even if it successfully falls into the water, under this height difference, the slapping force of the water surface is no different from the cement floor!

He is quite happy to live, and he is not ready to die young so soon.

In the real world, there are still so many goddesses waiting for him, and there are housekeepers in the house in Xianyang City for more than a year, and all kinds of beautiful female slave maids collected in strict accordance with Guo Dong's thin waist, big breasts, hips, long legs, white skin, beautiful face, tall, white tiger and other conditions have not been enjoyed!

Belch...... Just this paragraph doesn't count.

Hearing the huge sound of falling water from the ground, Guo Dong was also relieved, it seemed that there was no deviation, and the three of them should not be able to die.

Otherwise, he would have to turn around and kill him first. Kill all those soldiers and horses of Daqin and Tu'an, and ensure that there is no one in Daqin who has seen Yushu again.

Then go down and look for things that can be used as tokens on Meng Tian and Yushu, such as armor, sigils, tokens, holy decrees, national letters or something, and find someone to pretend to be Princess Yushu, as a passing righteous man, or use the tiger talisman brought by Yi Xiaochuan to burn a tiger tattoo on his body, pretending to be Meng Yi to escort the fake Yushu to Xianyang.

After climbing to a certain position a little, he found someone to pretend to be the envoy and king of Tu'anguo, and later assassinated and poisoned Qin Shi Huang.

If they don't fall into the water, or if you find them and find them dead, you'll have to do that!

It's a hassle though!

As for the fake Princess Yushu or the fake envoys and queens of Tu'an Kingdom, Xiang Liang will be very happy to help him get it!

Don't underestimate these down-and-out nobles of the descendants of the Six Kingdoms, there are still three catties of nails in the broken boat, let alone them?

"Woo~~"

Yi Xiaochuan, who was in a coma because he was seriously injured, suddenly felt a sharp pain coming, and directly woke up from the coma with a painful snort.

And Yushu, who heard Yi Xiaochuan snorting in pain, also quickly stopped the bandage that almost strangled Yi Xiaochuan's bones, and hurriedly came over and gently helped Yi Xiaochuan up: "Mr. Yi! Mr. Yi, you're finally awake! ”

"Princess...... Princess, are you alright? ”

As soon as he woke up, Yi Xiaochuan's mind was still a little unconscious, but then he reflected it, and quickly asked if Yushu was injured.

"I'm fine, but Mr. Yi, you were seriously injured trying to save me...... Don't get up, you've just applied the medicine! ”

Yi Xiaochuan felt it, and sure enough, there was no place in his body that didn't hurt, as if the whole person was scattered, but he had practiced martial arts all these years, and he had worn the tiger talisman of unknown origin all year round, and his physical fitness could be said to be very strong, so in Yushu's exclamation, he forced himself to sit up half-leaning and half-leaning: "I'm fine, it doesn't hurt!" You know, I'm thick-skinned! ”

Although his face was about to twitch in pain, Yi Xiaochuan still forced out a smile and used self-blackening to make Yushu laugh.

"Princess, you saved me again, I really can't repay it."

Yushu shook his head: "I don't need you to repay anything, as long as you live." ”

"Well, I promise you! I promise you that I will live well in the future! ”

As he spoke, Yi Xiaochuan suddenly found a few dazzling scars on Yushu's hands: "Why are you injured!?" ”

At this time, Yi Xiaochuan discovered that Yushu at this time still looked like a princess, completely like a mountain folk girl who collected medicine in the mountains for a living.

"As long as it can save your life, what is that...... Also, in the future, you don't call me a princess, just call me ...... Yushu! ”

"Okay, I'll call you Yushu in the future, don't call me Mr. Yi, call me Xiaochuan! The name Mr. Yi sounds like a fortune teller! ”

Yushu smiled lightly, bit her lower lip and was about to speak, when she was suddenly interrupted by a voice.

"Do you think the name Yi Xiaochuan is good? Yi Xiaochuan, easy to asthma! And your brother Yi Dachuan, a big list! ”

Yi Asthma's face darkened instantly, not to mention that someone made fun of his brothers' names, but said that he was now in an ambiguous and sweet atmosphere with Yushu, and was suddenly interrupted by someone from the side, and no one would be happy.

That is, now Yi Xiaochuan is seriously injured and has difficulty moving, otherwise he would have pounced and bitten this bastard to death.

But when he turned around and saw Guo Dong, who was carrying a half-human-tall shield on his back and carrying a giant sword the size of a door panel, he pulled the corners of his mouth to indicate that I was broad-minded, and turned his body back.

"By the way, I seem to have heard someone say that there is no way to repay it? Or make a promise! I have always believed that all other thanksgiving except for personal promises are hypocritical and insincere! ”

In a word, the cheeks of Yi Xiaochuan and Yushu turned red instantly.

Fortunately, at this time, Meng Tian on the side snorted and made a dreamy voice: "Water~water~." ”

Yu Shu quickly gathered his thoughts, glanced at Yi Xiaochuan with a blushing face, and then glared at Guo Dong lightly, then quickly ran to the side and took the bamboo cup that had been filled with water and walked over, helped Meng Tian up and fed him a little water.

"Why is he here?"

In addition to being really surprised, Guo Dong can say very clearly and responsibly that Yi Xiaochuan at this time still wants to transfer the embarrassment.

"You and General Meng jumped off the cliff together to save me, and we were both seriously injured!"

Yi Xiaochuan snorted: "This guy's life is quite hard, he didn't fall to death when he fell so high!" ”

"yes, why didn't you two fall down so high?"

Over there, Yushu was taking care of Meng Tian, and over there, Guo Dong walked up to Yi Xiaochuan and kicked him: "Hey, how is it?" You can't die for a while, right? ”

Yi Xiaochuan rolled his eyes angrily: "I'm really sorry, I'm sorry to disappoint you, I can't die for the time being!" ”

Guo Dong sighed: "Yes, it's a pity, why didn't you die?" I've already thought about it on the way to you, and when the time comes, I'll find a place to bury you, and see if I can turn into a zombie by then. ”

Yi Xiaochuan's chin grew: "What did you say?" What a corpse ground!? ”

Corpse Farm?

What the hell is this?

What else would this guy do?

By the way, his sword didn't seem to be seen before, and there was no place to hide such a big one, but it suddenly appeared in his hand and pulled General Jin away.

Could it be that there are really monsters and zombies in this world?

This is also impossible for Yi Xiaochuan not to think about, after all, the facts are there.

As a result, who would have thought that Guo Dong's words would not make him angry: "It's to break the saline-alkali land, pick a good place for you to bury, what if you delay the farmer's uncle to farm?" ”

Boom!

Yi Xiaochuan's resolute eyes were red and he wanted to get up and fight Guo Dong to the death, but when he saw a muffled sound, he directly inserted a huge lion shield into the ground, and that bit of qi disappeared without a trace in an instant, so he almost nodded to say that Guo Dong was right, and almost took the initiative to admit that he was the kind of existence that wasted air alive, wasted land when he died, and wasted RMB if he didn't die!

But it's really angry!

Yi Xiaochuan took a deep breath, still feeling that he hadn't fallen off the cliff and died, but he was almost angry with this fellow and junior brother and Lianqiao, so he could only vent his fire on Meng Tian next to him.

At this time, Meng Tian had already woken up, and was looking at Yushu's face in a stupor.

"General Meng, you look up...... You see, I'm just a woman from Tuan, no different from anyone else! Before you go to Xianyang, please don't mention any more imperial concubines! ”

Syllable!

Meng Tian was watching Yu Shu lose his mind and become obsessed, when he suddenly felt someone slap him on the back of the head: "Hey! Don't keep staring at her! ”

"Why are you here?"

Hearing Meng Tian's words, Yushu and Guo Dong subconsciously glanced at each other, and then couldn't help but laugh out loud, these two guys are really destined brothers, and the first sentence after discovering each other is the same sentence.

Even the tone of voice is the same.

"I fell off the cliff with you, where can I be if I'm not here?"

Yushu shook her head and chuckled, and glanced at Guo Dong, although she didn't say anything, and Guo Dong and her didn't have any tacit understanding at all, but it was still very clear and accurate, and she could see what she wanted to express from her eyes.

Are these two guys really adults like you said before? It's just two little kids!

Guo Dong dares to pack tickets, Yushu definitely means this!

"Okay, I'm going to go to the bottom of the mountain to collect medicine, please take care of General Meng!"

Yushu wanted to say this to Guo Dong, but she and Guo Dong were really not familiar with each other, and they had only met once when they were on the mountain road before.

So she could only say this to Yi Xiaochuan.

"Don't worry, he can't die!"

Speaking of this, Yi Xiaochuan shouted to Yushu, who picked up the medicine basket and got up to leave: "Yushu, be careful!" ”

Yushu smiled and nodded and left the small cave, and Yi Xiaochuan's gaze followed.

"Can you stop staring at her!"

Meng Tian was unhappy when he saw this, and directly returned Yi Xiaochuan's words just now, who would have thought that Yi Xiaochuan would not bow his head silently like him, but he still directly said a word: "I don't look at him, I look at you!?" ”

The corners of Guo Dong's mouth twitched, these two guys from the kindergarten class.

Ignoring the arguments between these two people, they even got bigger and rolled into an egg, but walked directly to the edge of the fire, opened the secret compartment behind the lion's shield, and took out a twenty-centimeter-square box, which was full of boxes of various marinated skewers.

When Yi Xiaochuan and Meng Tianren hit the dog's brain, Guo Dong neither pulled nor helped, but instead started Daqin's wild BBQ with the fire!