052 Guo Dong and the Great Sword
"You don't care about the specifics, you just need to know that the two of us are fellow countrymen, both from more than 2,000 years later, and we are still senior brothers, both of whom worship Xiang Liang as a teacher to learn martial arts, and there is no doubt that we are our own brothers!"
Yi Xiaochuan was stunned: "What did you say?" β
"I said, we are brothers, we all worship Xiang Liang as a teacher to learn martial arts, just a week ago I was in Huiji and Brother Yu drinking and practicing martial arts, competing swords and guns. Moreover, whether you visited the church or not when Lu Su died, you cannot deny that Lu Su is your wife. She has been your wife since she laid down her life for you, from the time you put a ring on her made of wildflowers. So from this point of view, you and I are not only the brothers who traveled to the Qin Dynasty more than 2,000 years later, and the brothers who apprenticed to Xiang Liang together, but also the brothers of the same father-in-law......"
"I married Lu Pheasant a year ago, and I just took her and Lu Gong to Xianyang the day before yesterday."
Yi Xiaochuan heard what Guo Dong said, but he couldn't listen to it anymore, because when Guo Dong mentioned the girl who withered away for him in front of him back then, Yi Xiaochuan had already fallen into endless memories.
"Susu ......"
Bang Dang!
Just when Yi Xiaochuan was falling into memories and sadness, he was suddenly awakened by a loud bang, and subconsciously raised his head, the carriage and horse of Yushu in front of him were getting closer and closer, but there was no longer Meng Tian's figure.
"You knocked that guy to death?"
Guo Dong pouted: "Wool!" This guy jumped right into my car just now when I was passing by, and you can see him when you look back! β
Yi Xiaochuan immediately turned his head when he heard this, and sure enough, he saw Meng Tian hanging from the rear door on the roof shelf with one hand, and stepping on the pedals of getting on and off the car.
It is exactly the same as when Pasha drove this baby's original body and fled for her life in the hospital, Leng Feng's appearance hanging outside the car door is the same.
"Exactly, you go to the other side of the car door or go to the roof of the car. You know that, it's not a big problem to catch up with the carriage in front of you, but it's a big problem to stop it, unless I'm going to rear-end it and stop it. But in that case, even if you can't kill the princess of Tu'anguo, if you look at the cliff over there, there is a chance that I will directly knock it down and break it into a meatloaf! β
Guo Dong raised his chin as he spoke, and signaled to Yi Xiaochuan the carriage that was getting closer and closer, as well as the bottomless cliff on the side: "So wait a minute, I will chase after the carriage, try to get as close to the carriage as possible, you and that General Meng Tian will join forces first, and jump over from my carriage." It is a good choice to find a way to stop the carriage, to destroy the carriage while protecting the princess, or to cut the reins to let the horse run away, or to cut off the axles. Of course, if you two can fly up the wall, you can take that princess and jump back again, I don't mind. β
Yi Xiaochuan's face was a little dark, and after a speechless glance at Guo Dong, he turned from the middle of the front and passenger seats to the rear seat, opened the window a little, and talked loudly with Meng Tian who was lying on the back door, and said what Guo Dong had just said to Meng Tian concisely, and then turned over from the window on the other side and climbed onto the shelf on the roof of the car, squatting there to gather momentum.
Soon Guo Dong chased after the carriage, and gently pushed the butt of the carriage, almost giving Yushu a chrysanthemum explosion...... Well, I almost gave Yushu's carriage a chrysanthemum explosion, and then controlled the speed to be the same as the carriage, and the distance was between half a meter and one meter, and then gently honked the horn, sending a signal to Yi Xiaochuan and Meng Tian.
"Meng Tian, your uncle!"
As soon as he pressed the horn, Guo Dong felt that it was dark in front of him, and then he heard a click and a bang, and his front windshield was shattered into a pile of glass slag.
But he avoided breaking the phase, but his baby off-road vehicle did not avoid it, and with a click, Meng Tian, the king 8 eggs, came over and kicked on the front windshield to borrow force, and the bang was the second time this bastard thing landed on the relay, he stepped on the front car lid and stepped on it!
But it is precisely because of this that Guo Dong subconsciously stepped on the brakes, and with the centrifugal throwing force generated by the sudden braking, Meng Tian and Yi Xiaochuan both flew out like arrows from the string, directly over the carriage of the carriage, one fell in the driving position, and the other fell on the heads of the two horses, and then stepped on the horse's head fiercely and rushed forward for a large section, one of the two people pulled the reins, and the other stopped the startled horse in front, and finally stopped the carriage with all their might!
"Let go of the princess, I will spare you from death!"
Before Meng Tian could ask if Yushu was injured, he suddenly heard Yi Xiaochuan's words, and was laughed at on the spot: "Hehehe, it's just nonsense!" β
Ma De, I am the general of Great Qin, I was ordered to come to greet the princess of Heqin, you don't know which thief who came out of the ravine dared to rob and rob people, and he had already turned over the heinous crimes of the nine clans, and now he still dared to tell him, the general, to spare him from dying?
I'm sorry! Where the hell do you get your confidence!?
"Don't panic, princess, and wait a while, so and so will clean up this arrogant boy who is not ashamed of his words and doesn't know what the sky is high and thick!"
When Guo Dong got out of the car, bypassed the carriage, and came to Yushu to stand firm, what he saw was the scene of two people holding iron swords and fighting together.
"I said, are they really adults? This is obviously a freshly weaned little fart? Feed! I said you two, are you naΓ―ve or not!? β
But these two people didn't care about Guo Dong at all.
"Princess!"
Suddenly, at such a moment, there was a loud shout from the top of his head, and then a black shadow fell from the sky, and an iron sword in his hand slashed directly at Guo Dong, who was standing beside Yushu.
"I'll fuck your uncle, where did you come from!?"
Guo Dong subconsciously flashed to the side, and then flew up and kicked the person who didn't know how to jump out to the side, turned around, and found that it was actually General Jin who should have been knocked unconscious by Yushu in the middle of the road!
"No one wants to snatch my princess away!"
After being kicked away by Guo Dong, as soon as he stood firm, General Jin once again swung his iron sword towards Guo Dong and killed him, Guo Dong had no choice but to take out a door panel from the storage space and pull it over.
Oh, I'm sorry, it's not a door panel, it's a peerless heavy sword the size of a door panel!
Hemp, this sword is one meter two or three long, more than an inch thick, comparable to the thickness of other people's axes, and the width is enough to be as wide as two palms together, if it weren't for the sharp edge of the sword and the gorgeous decoration, nine out of ten would say that this is a small door panel!
At this size, it weighs one or two hundred pounds when you close your eyes!
Otherwise, General Jin would not have been directly whipped out by Guo Dong with a sword like playing tennis in Yushu's exclamation, like a disemboweled cannonball, and was slapped by Guo Dong with a sword like a door panel for more than ten meters, and fell off the cliff directly in the mouth spitting blood.
"I'm noisy! King Lane's Lion Sword!? β
Seeing his good friend being knocked out of the mountain road and falling off the cliff, Yi Xiaochuan subconsciously looked at Guo Dong, and saw the gorgeous and huge huge heavy sword at a glance, and subconsciously burst out with a foul mouth, and also shouted the name of the sword!
Although Guo Dong's favorite is the axe, he wants to break ten thousand methods with one force in his hand, and the enemy can't stop him with an axe, but after all, he has been learning swordsmanship with Xiang Liang recently, so it is better to use a sword, at least the sword is not an axe...... Although his sword is alternative enough!
"Who's that, yes, it's the one in armor, come on, come on, Lao Tzu and you will do the math of kicking and breaking the glass of my car and stepping on the hood of my front car!"
A sword whipped General Jin away, Guo Dong didn't care what would happen to him, whether he would end up dead or alive, and now he was more concerned about how to talk to Meng Tian about the compensation for damage to his car.
Although it is said that the car will automatically resume as soon as it is past 12 o'clock at midnight tonight!
Although he said that he has dismantled the car for more than a year, especially after removing the glass to sell it for money, removing the bow plate, bearings, half shafts and other parts to make weapons after melting, but it was his Guo Dong's car, he could do whatever he wanted, Meng Tian wanted to move? First of all, ask him if the big sword in his hand agrees!
"Be careful!"
"Danger!"
As a result, Guo Dong dragged the sword and walked over, just stood still in front of Meng Tian, and before he could speak again, he saw Meng Tian and Yi Xiaochuan throw away the iron sword in their hands at the same time, turn into a wind and rush past him, and rush in the direction he came from.
Guo Dong was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously turned around, and saw that the frame that had been lying on the spot and couldn't move because the two had cut the rope and lost the horses because of the fight, but because this was a big downhill slope on the mountain road, he suddenly moved somehow, and just in front of the frame sliding, he was standing and didn't know that there was a danger behind him.
"Ah...... Be careful! β
Guo Dong blinked, and then threw the lion sword in his hand, pretending to be anxious and shouting very falsely, exaggeratedly, and artificially, and rushed behind the two people, but at this speed...... It's a bit unsatisfactory.
When he ran to the place, the three people had been hit by the frame to the edge of the cliff, Guo Dong stretched out his hand to grab them, but in the end he could only shake the palm of his hand a few times at the three people who fell off the cliff.
"What's that, this cliff is quite high, and I didn't open the protagonist's aura, so I won't go down with you!"
With Guo Dong's speed and strength, it can be said that it is very simple for him to stop this scene from happening, whether it is to prevent the frame from hitting Yushu, or to catch the three people in the moment they are knocked off the cliff.
But the plot of falling off the cliff involves a lot, and it can even be said to be one of the most important central points of all the plots of mythology.
I can't kill them anyway!