"Hello, this is the mushroom house, are you a guest waiting to come?"

The phone rang, Huang Laoxie and Guo Dong were cooking, He Shouyan was setting the table, Dahua, as the smallest one and the most useless one at present, naturally went over and picked up the phone.

"This accent, this smelly Chinese......"

A Gu Liang on the other side of the phone rolled her eyes: "You are Dahua, right?" ”

"It's me, do you know me?"

As soon as he heard the voice of the crisp and lovely young lady on the other side, Dahua's eyes narrowed instantly, and a lewd temperament couldn't be stopped, and at the same time, he was also complacent, it seems that there are still many people who know themselves, and they can recognize themselves by listening to the voice.

"No, I don't know you, but the mushroom house Chinese is so blunt, and the Mandarin is so unusual, you are the only one."

Puff~

Dahua's expression that narrowed his smile so hard that he couldn't find his eyes instantly froze: "Is my Chinese really that bad?" ”

The other party did not give face: "Yes, all the Chinese I know, even many foreigners, their Chinese is much stronger than yours." ”

Puff~

It's such a familiar voice, just now Dahua was still thinking about what kind of voice it was, why it was so familiar and unfamiliar, but when he knew, it was the sound of his heart being pierced.

The sound of being plunged directly into the heart by the fast and straight knife.

"Dahua, what's wrong? Who is it? ”

Dahua's half-dead appearance of holding his heart attracted the attention of He Huang and the others.

"Yes, what's wrong, what did the other party order? Make you look like life is worse than death? ”

Dahua shook his head and looked at He and Huang with tears in his eyes: "Teacher He, Teacher Huang, is my Chinese really that bad?" ”

The two glanced at each other, and it seemed that the guests who came back this time were not good.

"Dahua, are you sure you want us to evaluate your Chinese?"

Guo Dong on the side shook his wrist, turned over the vegetable shovel, and reminded A that a guy could cook, and he did it very well, and then put the Northeast signature pot wrapped meat with an axe into the plate, and by the way, he watched Dahua stand up with bad intentions.

"Yes, Brother Dong, I want to know if my Chinese is really that bad?"

Guo Dong looked at Dahua who did not (heart) to (li) Huang (no) river (one) heart (point) did not (force) to die (count), pondered for a moment, ignoring He Shou Dirt crazy hinting that he should be kind: "If you don't say that you speak Chinese, as an authentic native Chinese, I really almost didn't hear it." ”

Dahua chuckled in his heart, and looked at Huang Laoshou with the last trace of expectation: "Teacher Huang, what does Brother Dong mean?" ”

"What he means is that you have created a new genre of Chinese - Dahuakou."

Huang Laoshou didn't answer him, and on the phone side of the phone that had not hung up, someone who had been listening to the show suddenly interjected and gave Dahua a fatal blow, which was also the third knife: "Mandarin, dialect, Dahuakou." ”

Hearing this voice on the phone, He Shouyan was slightly stunned, suddenly laughed, and snatched the microphone from Dahua's hand, which was as stiff as death: "Okay, you little Liying, I haven't seen you for so long and you still fly knives everywhere." ”

Hearing He Shouyan's words, he suddenly laughed on the other side of the phone: "No way, Mr. He, hearing Dahua's unique 'accent', the soul of other people's complaints really can't help it." ”

"Besides, people are also the sect leader of the Little Sword God Sect personally sealed by a certain guy, if I don't fly two knives to reveal my identity, wouldn't it seem that I am sneaky?"

He Shouyan rolled his eyes helplessly: "You, you have learned from your deputy sect master." ”

As he spoke, He Shou smiled and looked at the side and shrugged his shoulders and said it doesn t matter, just Guo Dong who praised me.

"Lao He, me."

While laughing, the voice on the other side of the phone suddenly changed.

"Tell Lao Huang that Duoduo and I will be here soon, and let him take care of the rest!"

He Shouyan's eyes widened instantly, especially when a large number of laughter and coaxing sounded on the other side of the phone, shouting Sister Li/Lili's mighty voice, He Shouyan's face instantly became wonderful.

There are happy, shocked, gloating, and there is no love.

I am happy because I can see good friends again, and there are many, many good friends, and even good friends who I once thought would never get together again may be together again this time, and we can talk and laugh again.

Shocked is the magnanimity of the shocked program team, who was able to bring these people together quietly, and he and the outside world didn't get any news at all.

The schadenfreude went to the old yellow shoes who didn't know anything on the side.

As for being born without love......

Hehe, wait a minute, there will be more than 20 people in this courtyard, although it is lively, but he and Huang Laoshou also have to cook for so many people...... Hehe!

Even if he doesn't have to cook, he has been brushing the dishes and chopsticks after eating.

Thinking of the dishes and chopsticks that would pile up and let him brush to death later, He Shouyan had the idea of packing his luggage and running away now.

"Jelly, is your plane at home?"

Just do it, after He Shouyan put down the phone with a desperate face, he didn't answer Huang Laoshou's question about who came and what dishes he ordered, but turned his head directly to look at Guo Dong and asked a question that everyone was puzzled by.

"The plane is at home, but Mr. He, there is a way to run and you can't run fifteen on the first day of junior high school, and there is a way to run a monk who can't run to the temple, you must know that the yearning is only half recorded, and the three phases of filming in winter have just begun, even if you run, won't you come back?"

Guo Dong is now strong, naturally deaf and clear-sighted, of course he will not be unable to hear the voice and information revealed on the other side of the phone, but will hear more and more detailed information than He Shouyi.

So Guo Dong came over and patted He Shouyan's shoulder with a heavy (mourning) and painful (mourning) expression: "What's more, Teacher He, you have to know one thing, half of the people here, in fact, there are not so many announcements that can't be lined up and need to fly around every day, and the remaining notices are relatively full, and a considerable number of them can be postponed for a few days." You ran away today and won't come back tomorrow? Most of them really have the time to live until the end of this season's yearning for filming. ”

He Shouyan's face turned pale in an instant.

He knew that what Guo Dong said was right, and he knew that what Guo Dong didn't say was that he could borrow a plane from Guo Dong to run away, and a few of those people who were full of announcements could even borrow a plane to commute from Guo Dong, and fly back directly after catching up with the announcement every day.

Even He Shouyan didn't doubt that someone of the opposite sex was inhumane, and a guy who had no discipline in this regard would let the plane turn back halfway without the coercion and temptation of the other party, so that he had to throw himself into the net.

"But what should I do with so many people? The corn in the yard is all ground into cornmeal, and it is not enough to exchange ingredients for the program team. ”

Since there was no hope of escaping, He Shouyan could only accept his fate and began to think about how to enjoy it next...... I was forced to bear the compulsion of life.

By the way, he also shared the pain with Huang Laoshoe, as well as Dahua, who had just barely recovered from the blow.

"Isn't that easy?"

Compared with the feeling of the three of them, Guo Dong was very calm: "I remember that when Chen He came, I shot a lot of wild boars, among which I exchanged a lot of live wild boars and wild boars for a lot of livestock. ”

While talking, Guo Dong walked to a certain floor tile in the house and stepped on it fiercely, creaking, rumbling, a sound of organ Guo Dong, the entrance to an underground secret room appeared in the middle of the room, Guo Dong walked in, and came out with a jar of wine and a toolbox after a while.

"Sending worries~? Good guy, you kid actually hides the valley of sorrow!? ”

As soon as he saw the wine jar, as well as the aroma of wine that was not strong but lingering in his heart and refreshing, Huang Laoshoe's eye sword was worth it, and after swallowing his saliva subconsciously, he screamed and pounced and snatched the wine away: "Didn't you drink it last time?" I searched for a long time and couldn't find it, where are you hiding? ”

"Teacher He, there are two jars of peach blossom drunk and some tools and tables at the bottom, you and Dahua go down and take them out and build them, and I will go to kill pigs and sheep with Teacher Huang and have fun."

Guo Dong allowed the altar of sorrow to be snatched away by Huang Laoshoe, and then opened the toolbox, which contained some pig-killing suits.

In addition to the common pig killing knife, bone chopping knife, boning knife, meat dividing knife, there are also large and small hooks for hanging pigs and meat, scrapers for cleaning pig hair, and mullions (hollow bamboo pipes) for blowing pigs, etc., which can be said to be readily available.

"Hey~ good guy, you guys are complete enough."

After Huang Laoshou took a deep sip of the wine, he didn't directly open the jar to drink, turned his head to look at Guo Dong and was about to say something, but he was blinded by a blade flashing with cold light.

"It must be, otherwise how can you kill the pig for a fattening year?"

Seeing that none of these things were rusty yet, and the blades were still quite sharp, Guo Dong nodded and closed the toolbox again.

"No, I mean, how much is hidden under your house?"

Huang Laoshou calculated slightly, Guo Dong has already opened five organs, and the location and public use are different everywhere, there are armories for taking out bows and arrows, wine cellars for taking out wine, pig killing warehouses for taking out all the dry utensils needed to kill pigs, and an open-air stove in the yard, a winter heating combination in the house, and an indoor stove.

If so many things were put somewhere else, not to mention an underground secret room, even a small villa would be full.

"I can only say a lot, and I can't even think of anything when it's not useful."

Guo Dong thought about it for a while, and finally could only give such an answer.

Because although this house only took two months to build, it was not only built by himself, but also Big Comma, Lin Chaoying, and Dugu were also involved.

Therefore, although there is only a mushroom house on the surface, it is not a small but definitely not big farmhouse courtyard, but in fact it is a very large organ city underground, once it is all activated, it is nonsense to say that it can garrison 100,000 soldiers, but it is no problem to station 10,000 elite soldiers for defense.

After all, at that time, Guo Dong had not yet had a 'friendly talk' with the people above, and he always had to prepare for the incident in the east window, and when the upper side sent troops to encircle and suppress himself, a murderer, a terrorist, and the leader of an international arms and antique smuggler, he would be able to protect the old lady and his family, right?

Naturally, there are also enough guns, ammunition, armor and food for 10,000 soldiers and horses to fight a war.

(End of chapter)