It's just that when Huang Laoshou changed a lot of bones for the program team at any cost, and automatically added a pork rib soup, he didn't know that some things were completely different from what they imagined!

"Braised bones?"

He Shouyan first asked about a common dish on the menu.

"Braised Guo Dong."

Huang Laoshou walked over, and glared at Dahua who was smiling on the side.

"Fried bones?"

"Fried Guo Dong in the oil pan."

He Huang and the others have black lines on their faces, what kind of grudge is this? As for being so violent, so bloody, so heavy?

"Okay, I can guess a few points if you don't say the remaining two. I'm curious now about what you said earlier? I would like to hear how Dahua summed up these four 'dishes'. ”

Huang Laoshou waved his hand, thinking that it was better to return to the source of all problems.

"I'm talking about dismantling Guo Dong's bastard into eight pieces, then braising it, frying it, stewing sauerkraut, and chopping it up and wrapping it into buns to feed the dogs!"

A certain person who was once intimate with Guo Dong and chased and killed Guo Dong for eighteen streets with a wine bottle, was evaluated by Guo Dong as a mushroom cool who was married or had no chest, and gritted his teeth and revealed the truth, which made He Huang and the others gasp for air, and they were cold until they smoked their teeth.

What a grudge and resentment is this?

He Shouyan even felt as if he had heard this somewhere before.

Well...... I think I heard it from someone who was going to be unloaded into eight pieces of steamed buns.

"Okay, it's a beautiful misunderstanding, but we still have to welcome Ala, heibi, and Srinla."

He Shouyan clapped his hands and exposed this topic, otherwise what could he do? Is it really an iron pot stewed with a living person?

I'm afraid that when the time comes, counting the dog Xiao H in their yard, as well as those chickens, will be thrown into the pot by someone and stewed into a pot of Northeast stew.

Look left and right, hehe, although there is a yellow fat man, but with the amount of food that guy, but these people add a piece, it is not enough for that guy to eat.

"I think I heard someone behind my back saying that I was handsome?"

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.

Before the three of them had put their luggage into the house, a person's voice sounded outside the door of the mushroom house.

"No one is saying that you are handsome, but some people are saying that you will be delicious after you are braised red!"

As she spoke, she looked left and right, and stepped aside to pick up the axe in her hand.

"Yo, isn't this my sister who depends on each other? It's been a long time, sister, why did you get married...... cough, long time no see, sister, why are you getting more and more beautiful. ”

Guo Dong habitually wanted to say a sentence that the two really had a friendship, but when he saw the axe in A's hand, Guo Dong quickly changed his lines very wisely.

Seeing Guo Dong's soft confession, A-La nodded with great satisfaction and threw away the axe, walked over and patted Guo Dong: "Little ghost, are you very good at talking?" ”

Guo Dong glanced at her: "If you remove the heel from my toes, I will definitely be able to speak more." ”

"Okay, okay, you two are really, I haven't seen you for so long, and as soon as we meet, you will be-for-tat, those who know know that you are good friends, and those who don't know still think that you are some kind of mortal enemy."

He Shouyan hurriedly came up to mediate, and the two of them also took advantage of the situation to get off the donkey and uncover this party, but after a few seconds, they looked at each other and asked in unison: "What are you doing here?" ”

Guo Dong shrugged his shoulders: "Okay, you say it first." ”

"Accompany Slingla to the show with Heibi, and come to you by the way."

He Huang and the others have a high status in the circle, and there are some things that do not need to be hidden, and the two of them are clear in their hearts, and although Guo Dong is not like He and Huang, A-la also understands him well, and the reason why he came to the show this time is not only to help the sisters re-emerge as a help, but also to really have something to find Guo Dong.

"What are you looking for me? I'll just have a salted fish, okay? ”

Guo Dong was confused, he had been in this circle for more than a year, and he had nearly half a year of eating and waiting for death, and he was at home every day.

Although Srinla has almost retired for many years because of the accident, whether it is their individual or the entire group, their status and popularity in the circle are not comparable to their rookie paddling, right?

Otherwise, every time the three sisters appear together, they will be on the hot search and trigger a wave of memory killing.

"I'll tell you about that later. Why are you here? I've heard people say that you don't come here very often, don't you? ”

Guo Dong shrugged his shoulders: "Didn't I hear that Teacher Huang and Teacher He are back, I heard that they also bought a stove to prepare for heating." Then I remembered that the wood-burning stove of the fire kang was blocked by me with a mechanism, and the fire wall, the floor heat, and the indoor pot stove were also hidden under the ground with a mechanism, so I helped them get out. ”

He Huang's eyes widened: "It turns out that these things are all there?!" ”

"How fresh, in this place in the Northeast, can you live without a fire wall and a fire kang? Just the little stove you bought, that is, it can keep you from freezing to death. ”

Guo Dong looked concerned about the mentally retarded, and the two angry people just wanted to pick up the axe, split him into eight petals like firewood, and then stuff it into the stove pit and burn it to ashes, but thinking about the difference in force between the two sides, they could only give up.

"Then why didn't you say it earlier?"

Thinking about the stove that he spent a lot of money on before, Huang Laoshou felt distressed for a while, how much corn was broken and how much cornmeal was ground to save up? What are the things, and how many delicious things can be exchanged!

"You didn't need it before, the air-conditioned iFi watermelon in the summer, you still need a fire wall and a big cotton jacket?"

While talking, Guo Dong walked over and picked up the two largest luggage and walked into the room: "I bet the heaviest suitcase must be pulled by A, and the clothes are one size larger than the people." ”

Aara's eyes widened: "You bastard, you don't hurt me for a day, don't you?" Don't stop me, my axe? I'm going to blow this bastard to pieces! ”

It's just that when A-La picked up the axe again and was about to chop Guo Dong alive, she couldn't rush into the room at all.

It wasn't that someone stopped her, but Guo Dong activated the mechanism, and the whole room kept shaking as if it was about to be deformed, and the floor and even the walls in the room were constantly rising, denting, moving, and deforming, and finally in front of everyone, after a while, it changed from a small farm yard in the middle of summer to a northeast farm house that can be warm as spring in the cold winter.

Ondols, fire walls, floor heating, stoves, stoves, and even a fireplace appear in this northeastern rural-style house.

"Oh my God, it's amazing, even if I saw it happening right in front of my eyes, I couldn't believe it was real!"

He Shouyan's exclamation broke the silence caused by everyone's sluggish shock, and Huang Laoshoe couldn't help but pinch Dahua's body fiercely, watching Dahua scream and fall to the ground rubbing the pinched place, Huang Laoshoe believed that what he just saw was not an illusion.

"Are you turning the entire mushroom house into a trap city?"

Huang Laoshou remembered the shock of déjà vu.

The last time Guo Dong came, Guo Dong activated the mechanism to open the armory, wine cellar, and various open-air stoves that he had used for a long time hidden in the courtyard.

He thought that was Guo Dong's limit, after all, Chen He had said before that Guo Dong was built in two months.

I didn't expect that it was just the tip of the iceberg.

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

Although the three of A did not order, since Dahua's god translator made an oolong, they simply made a mistake and decided on four dishes: braised pork ribs, fried pork chops, stewed sauerkraut with spine and fresh soup with pork ribs, plus the little stupid chicken stewed mushrooms that Guo Dong brought home, the four dishes and one soup can be said to be the most sumptuous meal in so many periods except for the time when Chen He came.

Anyway, with these fire walls and ondols or something, the stove I bought before can't be used, and I can still make a lot of money after I retire.

And after being full of wine and food, Guo Dong also went straight to the point and asked what A-la was looking for him.

Although he and Aura are not too familiar with each other, they have met twice in total, namely the battle for the revival of the running man family and the two collaborations on the masked, but because one died and the other chased and killed the other eighteen streets, the relationship between the two is still good.

"I remember you said before that you don't practice the current routine kung fu, but the kung fu of the ancient battlefield generals, and most of the kung fu is on weapons?"

Guo Dong was stunned for a moment and nodded: "Yes, what's wrong?" ”

This was said on the first day he ran on the man, and it was also true.

Compared to punches and kicks, he is better at blades...... Except for the martial arts of the inner family.

"Since it's a weapon training, it shouldn't be possible to avoid scars and knives on your body, right?"

Guo Dong rolled his eyes, and was silent for half of it, but from some small movements, he could detect all kinds of worried and anxious Slingera, and Guo Dong came to Ala to find him for something.

"You're asking why I have a large number of scars, guns, and spears on my body, why I didn't see any of them when I was stripped naked by Sister Xuan and her sisters before, and I was tied up with twelve abdominal muscles, right?"

Ala nodded: "That's right, that's what I came to you for." Srinla is my good sister, and as you know from the accident a few years ago, she originally planned to semi-retire, but God does not follow people's wishes, and some things are really unpredictable. ”

Guo Dong nodded, he had also heard of the divorce incident of Slinla, which was in a uproar a few days ago, and it was indeed an unpredictable sentence.

"That's it, when this episode is finished, you come home with me, and I'll mix some medicine for Srinla, although it can't remove the scar, but it's okay to cover the scar so that people can't see it at all."

Regarding this aspect, although Guo Dong has a way to solve it, he can only treat the symptoms but not the root cause, and he can't do anything to cure the root cause.

After all, he was covered in scars like Srinra, and far more scarred, more terrifying, more hideous, and longer than Srinla's burn scars, and he was not as well known as Srinra, and there would not be a day when he would be shirtless.

"That's great, thank you so much!"

stopped at Guo Dong's affirmative reply, and it was the answer he had always dreamed of, and Srinla, who had not spoken much because of her rustiness, jumped up instantly.

Not to mention how difficult the road will be for a female artist with scars in the future, even if she is just an ordinary woman, the scars on this body are definitely the most unacceptable, the heaviest mountains and nightmares!

It's a pity that whether it is Cui Wenzi or Xue Muhua, although both of them belong to the holy hands of medical Taoism, they have no research on scars, after all, one is dedicated to the study of immortal medicine, and the other has always been a reckless man, and the scar is more deterrent.

As for the medical ninjutsu and the Yin Seal that he learned from Tsunade, that thing is against the sky, but it can only treat new injuries, and there is no way to deal with old scars, and Guo Dong's scars are basically left in the mythical world, and by the time he learns medical ninjutsu in the Hokage world, he has already experienced old scars, and some of them have been in their teens and twenties.