Chapter 663: Foodie Li Shan's Mother
In the manor, the woman had ordered her servants to build a bonfire in the courtyard, and all kinds of wine and fruit were placed on the tables and chairs...
Half an hour later, the monkey and Bajie returned from the clouds with a few prey.
A roe deer, a black bear, a tiger, and three splendid chickens, all of which are monsters with little cultivation.
"Bajie, Wukong, where is your senior brother?" Seeing that there were only two people back, the monkey and Zhu Bajie, Tang Seng couldn't help but be stunned, and asked subconsciously.
"The senior brother said that the mountain delicacies and game are rare, and I am afraid that the food will be wasted, so I will go back to Chang'an to invite the imperial chef..."
"This place is thousands of miles away from Chang'an, so Elder Li rushed back to Chang'an at this time, when will he return?" Seeing that the pool of clear water was dyed bloody, whether it was Guanyin, Old Mother Li Shan and others, they all frowned covertly, but they quickly hid it, and asked with curiosity on their faces.
Although they have also killed monsters and eaten dragon liver and phoenix marrow at the peach event, what is their status? They may not obey the precepts, but the precepts and the monkeys must obey them.
After all, the two are different from Li Chengqian, who is just a lay disciple, while the two are real disciples of the Western Sect.
"A few female donors don't know, my three apprentices have extraordinary skills, these three apprentices are Marshal Tianpeng's eight precepts, their skills are proficient, they are proficient in the art of thirty-two changes, and the art of Tengyun can travel 100,000 miles a day..."
"The second apprentice, Sun Wukong, is the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, proficient in the art of seventy-two kinds of changes, and one heel can turn over 108,000 miles..."
"As for my great apprentice Li Chengqian, he is the son of the current human emperor, and according to legend, he is the reincarnation of the golden-winged Dapeng, and his kung fu of shrinking the ground into inches with one hand is even more superb, thousands of miles away, it is just a matter of breathing for him." Although Tang Seng didn't plan to stay and be a son-in-law, he couldn't help but show off.
As soon as his voice fell, before the woman who had been transformed by the old mother of Na Li Shan could speak, he saw Yun Shibao carrying a square house from the edge of the sky.
The royal diet is very particular, each chef has a different area of expertise, in addition to the preparation of kitchen utensils and side dishes, there are too many things to bring, too troublesome, after Yun Shibao returned to Chang'an, he said hello to Li Shimin, and simply directly brought people and kitchens from Chang'an to resist.
"Ahem... Don't be surprised by a few female donors, it is fate to get together, today the poor monk invites you to have a feast at the court of my Tang Dynasty..."After placing the imperial dining room in the open space of the manor, Yun Shibao smiled at the stunned mother and daughter.
"Bajie, let the cooks clean up these game, I remember that there are often evil dragons in the Yellow River Valley, come back with me to catch a few evil dragons..."As he spoke, Yun Shibao turned his head again and said to Zhu Bajie, who was cleaning his prey.
Hearing Yun Shibao's words, he grabbed Bajie and put down the prey in his hand, and the two got up to go to the Yellow River to catch the evil dragon.
It was only at this moment that Guanyin's true transformation reacted, looking at the busy palace maid and the imperial kitchen, and hurriedly moved his gaze to the woman who was transformed by Li Shan's old mother, hoping that he could speak out to stop the crazy actions of the senior brothers.
Nima, as soon as he said on his front foot that he had a thousand tilts of good land and a lot of wealth, he was ready to sit on the mountain to recruit his son-in-law, so Li Chengqian directly moved the imperial dining room over, and was ready to invite their mother and daughter to eat dragon meat.
Obviously, this wealth is no match for others by himself or others.
Talking about color, well, although these palace maids are not as beautiful as the women they have turned into, each of them has their own characteristics, and they are called rare beauties.
Several of them tried the Zen hearts of the four masters and apprentices with their wealth, but they were shown off, this rhythm is not quite right.
However, when Guanyin's eyes fell on Li Shan's mother, she suddenly found that the woman she had transformed into was shining with her eyes at the moment, and a trace of saliva could be faintly seen at the corner of her mouth.
Guanyin's face couldn't help but darken.
"Ahem, a few elders don't need to be so troublesome, just eat a little, just eat a little..."
We can't continue to let Li Chengqianxiu go on, otherwise today's "Four Holy Tests of Zen" will become a laughing stock.
"It's okay, a few donors wait for a while, and our senior brothers will go back when we go..."
"After drinking and eating well in the evening, I am talking about sitting on the mountain and recruiting a son-in-law..."Yun Shibao winked at the true truth that Guanyin had transformed, and everyone jumped and left Zhuangzi again.
"Elder, you apprentices, you are really rich and rival the country, you have good skills." Looking at the backs of Yun Shibao and Zhu Bajie, Guanyin said to Tang Seng with a dark face.
There is nowhere to vent his anger, so he can only recover a little interest from Tang Seng for the time being.
"That's natural, the monks don't speak." Tang Seng didn't notice the ridicule and coldness in the real painting, and he was quite complacent.
"Do you still know that you are a monk? Look at these apprentices you have brought..."Guanyin really gritted his teeth.
"What did you say, donor?" Tang Seng didn't listen to the truth, and asked subconsciously.
"Ahem, my daughter is saying, thank you for the elders for your hospitality." Old Mother Li Shan hurriedly stopped Guanyin, who was pale, and took over the topic.
She swore that she would definitely stop Guanyin for the next Zen trial, and she definitely didn't want to eat any dragon meat and game.
Guanyin silently glanced at Li Shan's mother, and the corners of her eyes twitched.
"Ahem... Our mother and daughter are sincere to the Buddha, tonight the moon is bright and the stars are scarce, while the cooks are doing food, why don't the elders give us a lecture on the scriptures? Unnaturally avoiding Guanyin's gaze, Li Shan's mother looked at the sky and changed the topic stiffly.
"During this time, the poor monk occasionally had a feeling, combining the great compassion mantra with music theory, since several donors are sincere to the Buddha, the poor monk... It's ugly..."Tang Seng's face was solemn, and his eyes were full of eagerness.
"Elder and slow..."Seeing the change in Tang Seng's expression, Guanyin instinctively had a bad premonition and hurriedly called.
However, after all, it was still a step slow.
I saw Tang Seng wave his hand and say to the monkey: "Wukong, take the wooden fish as a teacher..."
"Master, isn't it okay?" The monkey froze and had a strange expression.
"Needless to say, it is only natural that several female donors are sincere to the Buddha and kindly keep us to stay and give them a lecture on the scriptures for the teacher." Tang Seng said resolutely.
After the monkey took out the wooden fish from the baggage, he silently led the white dragon horse and retreated to the edge of the yard.
He has long understood Tang Seng's magic sound, and for this reason, he has borrowed alcohol countless times to play crazy and beat the monk fatly, but this thing can't change eating, and he simply takes his warning as a deaf ear.