"Female benefactor, great compassion mantra, sacrifice ugliness..."After taking the wooden fish, Tang Seng walked to the bonfire and arched his hand to everyone.

"When, when, when..."

A prelude sounded, and a smile appeared on Tang Seng's face, and then, his lips moved slightly.

"Nan Wu drank that Doroya..."

"Nan no Ariye..."

"The Bharu Scorpion..."

…

As Tang Seng's wooden fish version of the Great Compassion Mantra sounded, the hands of several imperial chefs brought by Yun Shibao to chop vegetables shook, and they almost cut off their fingers, and the maid serving the dishes stumbled, and the dishes fell to the ground...

And the four mothers and daughters transformed by Guanyin and Lishan's mother and others were dumbfounded, and they looked at Tang Seng who was shaking his body from time to time around the bonfire and twisting his P shares.

"Master Guanyin, this... Is this really the reincarnation of a golden cicada? Fuxian Bodhisattva lowered his voice and looked at the truth of Guanyin.

When he was in Lingshan, although Jin Chanzi was also a naughty and mischievous person, he was definitely not so... Well, that's so sassy...

Look at the sexy waist, look at the big crotch that is about to shake off...

"Tang Xuanzang, who do you think I am? You're so bold..."Where did Guanyin, who had a blue face, have the heart to pay attention to Fuxian, his face was black, his body shook, and his true body appeared.

I can't bear it, I really can't bear it, he has always been responsible for the matter of learning scriptures from the West, although the whole Journey to the West "has a lot of things inside", but such a thing represents the Western Sect to go to the Da Lei Yin Temple to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, and the entire Western Sect is afraid that it will become a joke of the gods and Buddhas.

"After the calf, this mountain delicacies and game, the Tang Dynasty Imperial Feast can't be eaten..."Seeing Guanyin manifest her true body, a trace of regret flashed in the eyes of Lishan's old mother, and she muttered in a low voice, and her true body appeared reluctantly.

"Bodhisattva, you can't wronged me, what's wrong with the poor monk?" Looking at the four Bodhisattvas who suddenly appeared, Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, and then said with a face full of grievances.

"If you are not strict with your subordinates, and indulge your apprentices to eat meat and break their precepts, is it a crime..."

"You have adapted the Great Compassion Mantra without authorization and misinterpreted the true meaning of my Buddha, how can you be guilty of the second sin..."

"You put on a coarse posture and insult the image of my Western religion, is it a sin three..."

"I ask you, are you convicted?" Guanyin had a cold face and looked at Tang Xuanzang with a cold expression.

If it weren't for the fact that this product was a person who learned scriptures from heaven, Guanyin would have slapped him to death a long time ago.

"The poor monk is not convinced, each of my three apprentices is unruly, with great magical powers, they want to eat meat, the poor monk is just mortal, do I care?"

"As for the adaptation of the Great Compassion Mantra, this is the poor monk's unique understanding of the meaning of the scriptures, and there is still a distinction between Hinayana Buddhism and Mahayana Buddhism, so how can I distort the true meaning of my Buddha?"

"As for posing, it is even more nonsense, I teach thousands of Buddhism subtleties in the West, see the world with the eyes of the Buddha, then all living beings are Buddhas, and if you look at the world with filthy eyes, then all living beings and all things are filthy..."

As soon as Tang Seng's three sentences came out, Guanyin's expression couldn't help but stiffen.

Although Tang Seng didn't say it directly, the meaning he expressed was very simple, how could I, a mortal with a mortal body, manage these unruly apprentices? It's a blessing to be able to bring me a bite of food when they eat.

As for changing the Great Compassion Mantra, this is my personal understanding of the Dharma Zen Sutra, the Lingshan high-level is still divided into Mahayana and Hinayana branches, there are thousands of branches of Buddhism, you say that my "Great Compassion Mantra" is to misinterpret the true meaning of my Buddha?

If you look at the world with the eyes of a Buddha, and there are Buddhas everywhere in the world, how can you say that you are posing?

"Li Chengqian, Sun Wukong and others are all your apprentices, why can't you control it? It's not that you, the master, are incompetent? The mouth opened, and after a long time, Guanyin said with a gloomy face.

Not a word about the next two sins.

It's about Jingyi, he doesn't have much to say, and if he wants to find an excuse to clean up Tang Seng, he can only find a reason from the fact that he is not strict.

"Tuas, are you saying that? Why can't I control them, don't you have points in your heart? It's not your hoops yet..."

"Bold..."Hearing Tang Seng's words, Guanyin's face changed, and with a wave of his palm, he instantly sealed the mouth of this thing.

This Tang Seng is simply a mallet, what is that hoop used for, although everyone knows it, but can that thing be put on the surface?

After you say it, even if Li Chengqian and Sun Wukong have the heart to the Buddha, they have to have a fight with him Guanyin for the sake of face.

The most important thing is that in the face of these two, Guanyin really has no certainty of victory.

"Tang Xuanzang is not strict under the control, hanging upside down and under the tree for twelve hours, the hour has not come, you must not let it down..."Guanyin snorted coldly, and after hanging Tang Seng upside down on a tree in the center of the courtyard, he left the manor slightly embarrassed.

If he continues to stay, he is afraid that Tang Seng will be jumping out of something earth-shattering and crying, and the fun will be great.

…

About half an hour later, Yun Shibao and Zhu Bajie caught an evil dragon and came back, but suddenly found that the original manor had disappeared, replaced by a vacant land, and a lonely imperial dining room with intertwined dogs' teeth.

"What's going on?" Looking at Tang Seng who was hanging upside down from the tree, and then at the silent imperial chefs and maids, Yun Shibao couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

"This monk just gave Guanyin a wooden fish version of the Great Compassion Mantra..."Sitting on a boulder, eating peanuts, and drinking the old white dry monkey, he glanced at Tang Seng and said lightly.

"..."Yun Shibao.

Looking at Tang Seng who was full of stubbornness and looked like he would never give in for his dreams, Yun Shibao couldn't help but fall into silence, and only after a long time did he let out a long sigh.

At the beginning, he asked Tang Seng to knock "I really love you" with a wooden fish, purely to test the reaction of the Western religion and explore the secret of Journey to the West.

Now he knows the real inside story of Journey to the West, but Tang Seng has become a literary youth and embarked on a very strange path.

Thinking of the scene of Tang Seng twisting his big hips in front of the four saints, cocking the wooden fish, and humming the Great Compassion Mantra loudly, Yun Shibao couldn't help but shudder.

The picture is so beautiful that I can't bear to look at it directly.

"Why don't you put him down? This monk is also a person who learns scriptures from heaven, and he can be regarded as our master. Zhu Bajie hesitated for a moment and glanced at Yun Shibao tentatively.

Yun Shibao nodded, and then said to the group of imperial chefs and maids: "Keep busy, you can't delay eating because there are a few fewer people." ”

"Bajie, don't move, this is a matter between the poor monk and the Guanyin monk, don't interfere." When Bajie was about to lower the monk from the tree, Tang Seng grabbed his neck and stopped him.

“… Whatever you want..."The corners of Zhu Bajie's mouth twitched, and he didn't bother to pay attention to the monk.

…

"Ahem, everyone, I suddenly remembered that the mount in the mountain hadn't been fed for a long time, so I won't go back to Lingshan with you..."

"..."Guanyin.

"..."Fuxian.

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