(5th Update)

Criticism vs. self-criticism?

It's too much fun, isn't it?

Others are okay to say, but Wang Siming?

Criticize him?

This kind of thing is so stressful!

But why is there such a faint expectation and eagerness to try!?

"The first one, Deng Yuan!"

Deng Qian shrugged, from hearing the rules of this third round of the game, he knew that the first person to go up to the beginning of this kind of thing was none other than him, the head of the regiment!

"Isn't it? Self-criticism? This is so hard! ”

Deng Qian pretended to squirm and walked over: "How can a person as good as me have shortcomings?" Only perfection can describe me! Mr. Kim, don't you say? ”

Wang Gulan smiled, and immediately said in a tone with Deng Chao; "Perfect!"

Soon Deng Chao wrote down his shortcomings on the board, and finally the remaining eleven people sat down across from him, and everyone waited eagerly for the whistle to blow.

It doesn't matter whether you can get a score or not, the important thing is to stab him in front of Deng Qian in front of him, not to mention, you can twist it a few times unscrupulously, ah ~ This feeling, this kind of opportunity, is simply rare and only once!

The most important thing is that as long as the few people in front of them start well, they can still bombard Wang Siming unscrupulously, usually bombarding their national husband, the son of the richest man, and the first prince in the business world, this kind of opportunity, they usually dare not dream of it!

That is, this time, I don't know how to hear that the running man crew is looking for someone to join temporarily, so after occupying this place, I took my own private jet to kill it that night, and it happened to catch up with this link designed by the program team, at other times, you can't find a chance to go back so unscrupulously and openly!

Honk!

After a whistle blew, all the people were like wild dogs off the leash, rolling forward like crazy and competing for the horn of the representative answer circle, and among them, everyone thought that they would be reserved, and Wang Siming, who had the least sense of variety show, was the most blinding.

At most, others are just like a wild dog that has taken off the reins, this is good, and he directly incarnated as Wang Keke, who took off the reins, rolled all the way and rushed to the forefront like a second ha, and actually miraculously went hand in hand with the big black bull, not to mention, in the end, a vicious dog pounced on the food and rushed up, and the big black bull caught the horn first.

On the contrary, Guo Dong, who has always been known for his courage and incomparability, has always stood there very calmly, and has no intention of competing with these people at all.

"Go ahead! Pikachu! ”

Burst!

Wang Siming was just complacent about his ability to beat the famous big black bull in one step, and with a smile on his face, he asked the people on his face to catch up with his father, and when he opened his mouth and was about to say his answer, he didn't want such a sentence to suddenly sound behind him, and suddenly a mouthful of old blood flew out!

"Guo Dong!"

Guo Dong smiled cheaply: "Don't worry, don't worry, it won't be next time!" ”

"Do you want to have a next time!?"

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't beat him, Wang Siming would have incarnated as Wang Keke again by now and pounced on this bastard to bite him to death!

But since the combat effectiveness can't compare to others, what else can it do? I can only swallow my anger and turn my head, transfer all my anger to Deng Yuan, and let him be a punching bag to make himself psychologically balanced!

"I dye my hair on the show but don't admit it, and I pretend to be tender and sell cute and spicy eyes every day!"

Burst!

When Deng Qian heard this answer, a mouthful of old blood flew out on the spot, and then he didn't care about the national husband or not, so he directly pounced on Wang Siming with a small hammer!

Dut, the second rush to answer began, this time there was no Wang Siming, who was the same as the reined Erha, and the vicious dog pounced on the steal, and the big black bull rushed to the front as soon as he rode the dust.

Then when he got the horn at the same time, Guo Dong's voice that made people want to chop him into potato chips and then put him in the oil pot sounded behind him: "Roll over, baby cow!" ”

Burst~!

On the spot, the big black cow was killed by Guo Dong's angry vomiting of blood, and he pounced on the mat with a bang, and changed from a big black cow to a large steak, and then his crane baby on the side saw this, and immediately pounced on the mother and son with deep affection and great concern...... snatched the horn in the hand of the big black bull: "I obviously don't know English, but I don't know how to show English that pretends to understand!" ”

In the face of Wang Siming, he didn't keep his hand, and in the face of this pig crane, Deng Qian naturally didn't keep his hand, and directly beat him down on the mat, and the big black cow fell into the same fate and posture, the only difference is that the big black cow is also a steak when he hits the street, and Chen He can only be regarded as a piece of pork jerky at most!

"Brother Qian's biggest drawback is that he can't sleep when he's old, so he doesn't let us sleep because of his extreme badness!"

It doesn't matter if it's bad or not, the important thing is that these four words make Deng Qian unbearable, holding the little cheetah who said this answer with one hand, and the hammer in his hand with the other hand, almost beating the little cheetah into a leopard print leather coat...... The kind of human skin!

"Tomorrow when I go home every day, I have to kneel on durian, but I still have to say everything in front of us at home, and keep challenging the majesty of my mother!"

Sou!

Without saying a word, Deng Qian threw away the small hammer in his hand, ran to the side and replaced it with an oversized hammer, and directly beat the big black bull who rushed over and grabbed the horn after being robbed of the right to answer by Chen He before.

If this is a two-dimensional world, then the big black bull must have a single horn growing on its head now...... The big red and shiny bag is the same kind after Conan was beaten by Maori Kogoro!

"Do you know why I didn't rush out to answer just now?"

Before the fourth whistle blew, Guo Dong opened his mouth very calmly in front of the camera: "That's because I need a few cannon fodder to find the way to death, they are dead, I will get the correct answer!" ”

Liu Yanhela's eyes widened: "Oh my God, you're too sinister, aren't you!?" ”

"That's right, you're too subversive of my image, my male ticket is a hero of the world, an invincible general, how can you become so insidious? Oh! No! This must be the wrong way I opened it! ”

Listening to the exclamations of the two people in disbelief, the little cheetah and the big black bull on the side roared and complained with blood and tears on the spot: "Isn't he insidious? He is recognized as the number one yin man by our running men! In the first issue, I was killed as soon as I came up! ”

"You were just killed by him once, okay? I've done it twice, twice! Yes~~! Director, just tell me, did you tear up the name tag today? Today, we must tear off the name brand, and the big black bull and I must kill him to take revenge! ”

Then the two of them told a few people who didn't know what was going on, and told them what happened to them in tears!

Listening to the blood and tears of the two accusations, Guo Dong pursed his lips: "Is it insidious?" No! My soldier—a sophist! Who said that the fierce general was going to be full of muscles and stupid and dry? That's Brother Chen'er! Fierce generals are also intelligent, okay!? ”

Well!?

was said by Guo Dong to be a big black bull with muscles and no IQ, his eyes immediately widened, and he was about to rush up and fight to the death with Guo Dong with a roar, but because of the whistle, Guo Dong escaped.

Like a gust of wind, three front flips in a row reached the horn, and directly when his feet landed, he caught the horn with a movement of his toes, and ran it up when he was annoyed by the fourth shallow mouth, and flew from behind him in an arc, and landed steadily and accurately in his outstretched palm over his head!

"Ah~~ Guo Dong! You're really handsome! Ah~~ It's so handsome! ”

Others still have concerns, but BB really doesn't estimate it at all, and he was so excited on the spot that he screamed inexplicably!

"Jelly, although your posture is handsome, but if you answer incorrectly, then you will become weak! You know, you're making me really jealous! ”

Deng Qian had a large inflatable hammer in one hand and a small pneumatic hammer in the other, and directly came to Guo Dong and raised it high.

"Pseudo-scholars, real scumbags!"

Who would have thought that Guo Dong would say six words very calmly.

"Director, where's my hammer? Where's my mace? I'm going to hammer this bastard to death! Don't stop me! ”

Pseudo-scholars are pseudo-scholars, and they want to add a real scumbag to Mao!?

If you don't stab me to death, you bastards won't be reconciled, will you?

But no matter how Deng Chao shouted, Guo Dong's answer was correct, and he could only helplessly drop the hammer and open the question board, allowing Guo Dong to get this point.

"Okay, next, Guo Dong!"

Everyone's eyes widened, especially Deng Qian and Guo Dong.

"Isn't it!?"

"Heaven is clear, retribution is unpleasant! Guo Dong, Guo Dong, you also have today! ”

One of them wanted to cry without tears and the other was excited, which immediately amused everyone.

This director, absolutely on purpose!

"Is this an answer?"

Guo Dong picked up the question board and wrote down a few words, just about to say that he could start, but suddenly remembered something, turned his head and looked at the director.

The director was stunned for a moment, hesitated for a long time, and shook his head.

Guo Dong rubbed his chin and added a few more words, all of which were similar in meaning, but they were different in difficulty and angle: "What about this? Any of these words count. ”

The director looked at those words, thought about it and nodded in agreement!

The exchange of two people made everyone a little worried, and someone immediately shouted: "Jelly, don't write those things that are too out of tune, we are friendly troops, friendly troops!" Own! ”

Guo Dong shrugged: "Who knows this?" You know, there are always Diao people who want to harm me, who knows who among you are foreigners and who are my loyal ministers and good generals? Especially you, Brother He, a traitor, an undercover, a traitor, are you professional!? ”

Burst!

Guo Dong's words made Chen He's little heart leak full of holes, not because Guo Dong was pierced in his heart, but because this sentence was too lethal, so that everyone had to firmly believe that Chen He was a foreigner.

After all, he has too many criminal records, and even his courtier's mother can't find an excuse or reason to believe him!