131 I'm sorry, my brother is not a man

(6th Update)

"It's too insidious!"

When the whistle blew, everyone rushed out, but it was the big black bull who grabbed the first answer lap with his strong physical strength.

"Hehe, Brother Chen'er, I'm not called insidious, it's called strategy! People are stupid to admit it, and they must stand firm when they are beaten! ”

Guo Dong smiled evilly and came over to the big black cow is hammer, and directly beat the big black cow into a peeing cow pill, not to mention, and did not forget to plunge a knife into the heart, and the big black cow was directly pierced in the heart!

"Isn't that too insidious? No way? How can you not be insidious!? ”

The second time it was powerful, the little cheetah directly transformed into a small lightning, and rushed over with a brush, almost half the distance ahead of others before rushing to the middle and grabbed the horn, but did not say the answer, but issued an angry accusation.

Is that your answer? If yes, I can only answer you one word! ”

Guo Dong walked over with a hammer: "This is not a tomb robbery note, don't be innocent, naivety is sometimes not only cute!" ”

"Wait! I know! ”

The little cheetah hurriedly shouted to stop: "Your shortcoming is that your English is not good!" You don't know English! ”

This time it was Guo Dong's turn to wonder: "Why am I not good at English?" ”

"We've known each other for so long, and we've never heard you speak English once, not even a word!"

As soon as the little cheetah's determined voice fell, Beibi and the others were so angry that they beat their chests, and immediately thought that this was Guo Dong's biggest shortcoming.

"Tom!"

Who would have thought that as soon as the little cheetah leaked out a victorious expression, he was slapped on the back of the head by Guo Dong with a hammer without mercy, and almost didn't beat the little cheetah into a stupid roe deer.

Opening his mouth, he said in a standard London accent: "I'm sorry, just because I don't speak English doesn't mean I can't, on the contrary, I'm still very proficient, and it's no problem to be a translator." It's just that I'm patriotic, so I don't usually say it! ”

A series of fluent English soared out, and the words were so round that people seemed to see an authentic foreigner in a trance.

After all, not to mention Leng Feng as a special soldier in the special forces, whether English should be used as a basic homework, just say Dad, English is his mother tongue, although Guo Dong extracts military skills, but if he can't even master language and writing, how can he make plans?

"You're so good at eating!"

Amazingly, the third person to grab the horn was Chen He, who said his answer very firmly, and the result was that Guo Dong casually knocked him to the ground with a hammer!

"Isn't it? Isn't it!? Impossible! You ate an entire cow by yourself last night! How could you not be too edible!? ”

Chen He shouted and questioned, and by the way, publicly exposed Guo Dong's latest record of food volume.

"Ten catties of rice and meat, that's the standard amount of rice for the masters! Lian Po and Huang Zhong can still eat so much when they are seventy or eighty, what's wrong with me eating a cow? That means I'm a man of men, a man of men! Besides, did I eat yours!? Yes? Have I eaten your rice or drunk your water? ”

Bang, saying this, Guo Dong slammed it over again and knocked Chen He to the ground for the second time!

"You're too heterosexual and inhuman!"

This is an accusation from Beibi!

That's right, an accusation, not an answer.

"Is there the opposite sex but not humanity? That's right! That's right! ”

Admit it!

Guo Dong actually admitted it!

"Oh! No! This is actually his shortcoming!? ”

The big black bull and the others suddenly let out a wail and disbelief.

"But I don't think it's my shortcoming, it's my motto!"

Fortunately, Guo Dong played a reversal and admitted it, but he didn't think it was a shortcoming: "Do I want to have the same sex and no humanity?" I'm sorry, my brother is not a man! ”

Duang!

Beibi was knocked out by Guo Dongyi's hammer!

"You're too lazy!"

Guo Dong looked at this group of guys speechlessly, are they here to be funny?

"Why am I lazy? I'm the first to get up every morning, I'm the one who trains in the gym, I'm the one with the heaviest equipment, I'm the one with the highest running speed and length, and even after every drink, I'm the one who moves the body after you get under the table, okay!? ”

Guo Dong also issued a series of questions!

These guys must not be here to answer the answer, but to hack me on purpose!

It must be so!

"If you're not lazy, why did you scramble a few eggs that time you came to Tangtang? You haven't cooked a meal since!? ”

As he spoke, Deng Qian swallowed his saliva involuntarily, and Wang Gulan and others behind him, especially Beibi, swallowed saliva involuntarily, recalling Guo Dong's cooking skills: "That's right, this is definitely the shortcoming of Jelly!" It has to be his shortcomings! ”

Guo Dong looked at these foodies speechlessly, saying that he was tired and didn't want to say anything, so he directly smothered Deng Qian with a hammer.

"Is his cooking delicious?"

Seeing the people of the men's team behaving like this, not to mention Liu Yan and others, even Zhang Lianggang asked: "No, can he still cook!?" How did I not know!? ”

"That's why I said it, he just has the opposite sex and no humanity! When I was recording the show before, he was the most spoiled by me, but every time a beautiful woman came, especially the last time Tangtang came, he directly killed me mercilessly! ”

Beibi glanced at Guo Dong with a full of resentment, but he had already been in battle for a long time, and even created many resentful concubines in the deep palace with his own hands, but he did not have the slightest psychological fluctuation at all.

"It's too wasteful, it's outrageous!"

This time he came to Chang'an, Wang Siming didn't come to record the running man for fun, but wanted to ask Guo Dong to buy a century-old He Shou Wu plant for the old man's old man, that is, the emperor of the old Wang family, as a birthday gift, and make the old man healthier, escort the entire Wang family, and do Dinghai Shenshen Needle for a few more years!

As a result, after talking about his intentions here, Guo Dong directly threw him a pill the size of a peanut and bean, and told him that he had just used a thousand-year-old blood ginseng, a thousand-year-old Shouwu Wang, and hundreds of medicinal materials to refine the remaining one of the twelve pills.

Not to mention those compatible medicinal materials, these two thousand-year-old elixirs alone weigh more than a dozen catties, and as a result, twelve pills the size of soybeans were refined!

For Wang Siming, Guo Dong is so violent that he should be struck by lightning!

And it's supposed to be struck by lightning every second!

"Master is rich and capricious, do you care!?"

Burst~!

There is no need for a hammer, just this sentence, Wang Siming covered his heart and vomited blood and died.

In the past, he always used this sentence to pretend to be forced, and even shouted 'I never see if he has money when I make friends, because he doesn't have any money for me', but I didn't expect to be returned untouched today!

"Ahhh It's hard to guess! What exactly did you write? Is it a physical flaw or a personality flaw!? ”

Someone shouted frantically, Guo Dong tilted his head and raised his eyebrows: "Personality!" ”

"I think I know!"

Zhang Liangfu, who has never grabbed the speaker, watched those people sink into the sand one after another, and the answers in her heart are constantly changing, and there are many answers that she thought were correct before, such as having the opposite sex and not being human, but in the end they are all wrong.

It wasn't until Guo Dong said the shortcomings of his personality, and when he communicated with the director silently before Lenovo, the stunned expression on the director's face and many hesitations finally agreed to the answer of the winter, Zhang Liangfu had the final answer in her heart, she was sure that she was sure and sure, this is definitely the biggest shortcoming that Guo Dong wrote on the board!

A Guo Dong never thinks it is a shortcoming, but in a modern society under the rule of law, it is one of his biggest shortcomings!

"Really? Do you really know? ”

If you want to say who knows the winter best here, one is Beibi, a good buddy of the opposite sex, and the other is Zhang Lianggang, Guo Dong's cousin, who everyone has no objections to!

"If it's a character flaw, and none of those were before, then it must be this!"

After saying that, Zhang Liangfu rolled forward after the whistle sounded, and this time no one snatched the horn from her.

After failing so many times, they also want to know what exactly Guo Dong wrote.

"You're too murderous!"

After Zhang Liangying got the horn, IMIan hesitated for a long time, and finally under the repeated urging of others and Guo Dong's sure encouragement, she said an answer that no one thought of when she was killed.

"It's too murderous!?"

"What the hell is this?"

"What do you mean by being too murderous!?"

Guo Dong didn't answer them directly, but dropped the hammer and turned over the question board that was buckled on the ground: "When I asked the director if this answer was okay, the director shook his head and said that it was impossible for anyone to guess, I said that someone would definitely be able to say it." But then I added a few more words, as long as someone can name one, or something similar to one of them, it's right. As it turned out,...... I was right! You say the answer I wrote at the beginning, and word for word! ”

I saw that in the middle of Guo Dong's question board, there were four vigorous and powerful characters written on the dragon flying and phoenix dancing - too heavy to kill!

In the periphery, four similar answers were also written: too rough, force first, too cold-blooded, and too barbaric.

"Wait, I want to ask, why is Guo Dong's biggest shortcoming being too murderous?"

Questions were raised.

"He's usually fine, but once he thinks he's an enemy, he never thinks about the other party's life or death. Well...... Do you remember why he got the nickname Ancient Fierce General? ”

How did you get it?

Everyone was stunned, and then one or two people suddenly remembered that when they were still thinking about the coming plane, the video had already flowed out and was spread everywhere on the Internet, causing an uproar.

It is very clear in that video that the people who attacked Tangtang and Xi Xi at the beginning lost half their lives after Guo Dong made a move, and if Zhang Lianggang hadn't arrived in time to shout something, I am afraid that he would have become a headless corpse at that time, and his head was stomped by Guo Dong, like a watermelon thrown from the roof!

Although Guo Dong thinks that as a military general, if he doesn't even have the intention to kill, he is not worthy of a general at all, let alone pursue detachment in the endless world, but he himself has to admit that his murderous intent is too heavy, and this, the more than 20 million border pass aliens who died directly or indirectly because of him are the best blood evidence!

Regarding the previous 126 to 129 chapters, the chapter order was out of order, because the book was on the shelves at the time, and the system background was adjusted and inverted V, so at that time, I uploaded five chapters in half a minute, including the testimonials on the shelves, which led to chaos in the system background, and now it has been adjusted, causing troubles and disturbances, please understand and tolerate

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