Chapter 182: Bride price
Judging from the standards of immortal cultivators, the Wine Sword Immortal really fell under Luo Feng's series of conspiracy designs this time, fell into the endless red dust obstacle, was blinded by the hue, and could no longer extricate himself, the Dao foundation of the ascension was completely destroyed, and the eternal reincarnation could not be successfully cultivated, and the gate of the heavenly realm would not open to him.
However, if the gods are really happy, how can there be so many heavenly gods who violate the rules of heaven and go down to the mortal world?
The disciples of Shushan started from the beginning of penance until they ascended to godhood, which day did not follow the door rules, which day did not care about their face, which day did not put up the shelf of moral benchmarks, how could they really be free?
Li Xiaoyao was originally very carefree, but when he became Shushan, he couldn't be at ease everywhere, because his name was not worthy of his name, and even his name was changed.
It is true that gods can live forever, but I only ask you, are you happy?
It's hard to say whether other immortal cultivators can be at ease after becoming gods, but when the gods of the Heavenly Court of the Immortal Sword World heard this question, they probably only cried for men and women.
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Taking a deep breath, the Wine Sword Immortal muttered in a low voice: "The poor road is for the people of the world...... It's all for the people of the world...... Saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, and it can save all living beings in the world, and my honor and disgrace alone are nothing......"
After reading it more than a dozen times, he mustered up his courage and whispered with a red face: "Since you married them, you will tell the whereabouts of the Great Song Imperial Family, and then the poor road has no other way but to agree." ”
This sentence is as true and false as what he said to his senior brother Dugu Yuyun back then: "Drinking alcohol is actually to refine the 'Dionysian curse' to better get rid of demons".
It is a lie, but the Dionysian curse developed by alcoholism is indeed infinitely powerful; said that it was true, and after the Dionysian curse was practiced, he was not seen to quit drinking.
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt the numbness on the lower side of his lower abdomen, and an ambiguous hot current rose from the dantian!
The old drunkard was suddenly startled, and alcoholics all know the allusion to the "wine worm" in the stomach, saying that if they are eager to drink, the wine worm will make a fuss in the stomach, which is the manifestation of the onset of alcohol addiction.
Why did he just say that he wanted to agree to marry a wife, and his private parts trembled, could it be that in addition to "wine worms" and "color worms" in his stomach, could it be said that he awakened himself below, and the color worms possessed the body, and did not obey the command of the brain?
It's not because he said something against his heart that he was punished by the world, and he became addicted to another kind of addiction like alcohol
After recovering and calming down for a while, the wine sword fairy realized that it was not the little brother who had awakened, but the belt of his pants that had turned on the vibration mode!
The little snake spirit who had changed back to the prototype and disguised himself as a belt overheard that the wine sword fairy had agreed to marry her, and he couldn't help but tremble with excitement.
The little snake spirit didn't care about pretending, and turned back into the prototype with joy, and threw himself into the arms of the wine sword fairy, the snake's tail wrapped him tightly, kissed him on his old face, and said in ecstasy: "I know that Shu Xiao is a good person, and he won't leave us. ”
This snake is not completely transformed, the tongue is a little long and the tip is forked, so the words are not very clear, a little big tongue, and a little bit of snake-like mouth fetish, will habitually make the tail sound of sticking out the tongue.
In front of the public, the old tofu was eaten by the snake spirit, which was called an embarrassment, and the wine sword fairy wanted to push away the little snake girl, but found that the little goblin who only pestered people was really difficult to get rid of, coiling is the predatory instinct of snakes, and the strength is incredible.
Jiu Jianxian struggled twice, and was sure that the entanglement was too tight, and he could only break free with a sword that cut off the snake's tail, but he couldn't hurt a girl who was expressing love to him for no reason, so he had to give up resistance helplessly, and stood there indifferently, letting the overjoyed little snake spirit hang on his body and kiss him all the way.
It's so damned, the belt has become a girl, and the pants have no constraints, and they slide down to the ankles, and the wine sword fairy is so entangled that he can't move, and he can't lift his pants to cover his ugliness.
The Heavenly Ghost Emperor had already laughed back and forth, and the demons in the main hall also laughed wildly, but it was the first time they had seen the immortal who was awe-inspiring and high in the past, and who was always full of superiority in the face of demons, so embarrassed.
At this moment, Lao Dao wanted to die, the stimulation was too strong, the shame had exceeded the limit of his physical performance, and a string that had been stretched in his head suddenly broke.
In a trance, Jiu Jian Xian only felt as if he had crossed an obstacle, and his mood suddenly became calm, he was already embarrassed to the extreme, this dilemma had been experienced, what humiliation could shake his heart in the future? Face doesn't seem to matter that much.
It has always been invisibly blocked in the deepest part of his heart, and the crystal wall in his subconscious, which is composed of the precepts of Shushan, the heavenly realm, and the righteous path morality, restricts his every move, controls his behavior in the world, and restricts his thoughts.
The Wine Sword Immortal lived to this age, except for feeling free when he was drunk, and when he was sober, it was not as if he was entangled in a snake, and his every move followed the will of Heaven and the orders of his senior brother?
Jiu Jian Immortal couldn't help but ask himself, since he had already decided that what he did was right, why should he care about the reputation and ridicule of others, why should he care about the rules and heavenly rules?
The most fundamental pursuit of immortal cultivators is not exactly the sentence "My life is up to me, not to heaven!" "What?
But the disciples of Shushan are bound by the rules of the door when they practice, and after they ascend, they have to be controlled by the strict heavenly court, where is there any freedom, but the more they practice, the more they respect the mandate of heaven!
His heart lit up, and the wine sword fairy smiled freely and put down a lot of things.
When the laughter gradually stopped, he gently patted Jin Li'er's soft and boneless back, and said softly in her ear: "Good boy, go and sit next to you for a while, uncle has something to do, and I will play with you when the meeting is done." ”
The little snake spirit nodded very tamely, loosened the entanglement, and swam to the side, the snake's tail coiled into a lump, and sat there obediently, but her eyes were staring at the wine sword fairy and refused to move away, smiling, and full of happiness The appearance of the little daughter-in-law.
The Wine Sword Immortal arched his hand towards the Heavenly Ghost Emperor and said: "Since Poor Dao has promised to marry those seven children, in a word, it is difficult to chase them, I will definitely take them all away, and I will do my best to take care of them, and I will never abandon them in this life!" So, please keep your promise and inform the poor Dao Great Song royal family that you have been caught there, right? ”
The Heavenly Ghost Emperor shook his head and said, "You are so old and beautiful, how can it be so easy?" This is the Xuanzheng Hall of the Great Song Dynasty, the emperor is sitting on the dragon chair, and now the emperor is the emperor of the demon clan who is justifiable, and he wants to marry the daughter of the emperor, and the rules are the same as marrying the princess! ”
The Wine Sword Immortal frowned and said, "Didn't you say that I don't need to join the Demon Army?" ”
"That's right, that's what the emperor said, but that doesn't mean you can take away the emperor's daughters with your mouth."
The Heavenly Ghost Emperor said: "There are two forms of marrying a princess, one is to be a concubine, and the other is to be a relative." If you don't want to be a horse, just follow the rules of harmony, at least take out some tribute, the prince of the grassland wants to marry the prince of the Great Song Dynasty and sacrifice ten thousand cattle and sheep, and a thousand horses......"
Speaking of this, the Heavenly Ghost Emperor stretched out his hand to the Wine Sword Immortal, put on a plea, and said as a matter of course: "Then what are you going to exchange for the seven princesses?" ”
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