Chapter 181: A Winner in Life
With such a big life decision, Jiu Jian Xian stood on the spot for a while, his mind was in chaos, and his chaotic thoughts rose and fell, and he really couldn't make a decision immediately.
Lao Dao is not an indecisive person, and when he used to make decisions, he often followed the impulsive spirit of alcohol, and even if he made a mistake, he would not regret it.
But the choices he is facing now are too big, and the impact on him is too far-reaching, and it can't be decided with a pat on the head.
Whether in ancient times or modern times, marriage is a major life event related to the route of fate, and it is not okay to not think clearly.
Jiu Jian Xian couldn't help but fantasize about his life after marriage, seven little goblins surrounded him, serving him daily food, pouring him wine and serving food, and laughing and having fun with him, which is equivalent to drinking flower wine every day......
The goblins already have a long lifespan, as long as the wine sword fairy teaches them some of the basic qi cultivation methods of the Shushan faction, and then finds a blessed land with abundant spiritual energy to settle down, they can all cultivate into a thousand-year-old demon, and the content of the thousand-year-old face will not age.
The banshee's infatuation is also the crown of the Six Realms, once she takes a fancy to a person, even if she is let down and bullied by a scumbag, she will not change her mind until she dies, and she doesn't have to worry about cuckolding at all.
After marrying a wife, it is natural to have children, and the single old dog who is orphaned can also enjoy the joy of human ethics with children and grandchildren around his knees.
The pinnacle of life is nothing more than that, the heaven and the earth are nothing more than that, no wonder people will say "only envy mandarin ducks and not envy immortals", so thinking about it, there are really some small expectations!
Everything is one and the same, although there are many benefits to getting married, but it is not without harm, after thinking about the beautiful things, Jiujian Xian began to worry about the future troubles again.
First of all, it is the question of whether you can accept the grace of beauty.
It's just a matter of marrying a little girl, you have to marry seven at once, and you are all goblins with physical strength, energy, lifespan and adolescence far beyond human girls, which is really a bit much, even if it is an immortal, the human body can't withstand the wear and tear of seven bone scrapers, every night will be a hard battle, and I don't know if the old waist can withstand it.
The body of the wine sword fairy was already a little empty by alcoholism, it is common sense that drinking alcohol hurts the liver and kidneys, and there is one more bad vice of indulging in women, not to mention soaring, I am afraid that I will lose my life, in case I die of exhaustion on the belly of the female goblin, it will become a big joke in the cultivation world.
This concern didn't bother Jiu Jian Xian for long, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly remembered that Taoism has a method of collecting yin and yang from the Ding furnace, as long as he gets those common cultivation methods, no matter how many female goblins there are, it will not be a problem, and he will ensure that his married life is extremely harmonious.
Lu Dongbin once had a poem as evidence: "The twenty-eight beautiful human body is like a crisp, and the sword on the waist slashes the ordinary man, although he does not see the head falling, he secretly calls the gentleman's bone marrow dry." ”
This poem seems to be advising men not to indulge in women's sex too much, which means that ordinary people who don't understand the way of making up will be cut off by the knife on the head of the color word to lose their lives, but a closer reading will find that this is actually a shameless show off by wine-colored immortals.
Persuade ordinary people not to be lustful, but if they become immortals, they will no longer be ordinary people, not only will they not be consumed, but if they practice to achieve the harmony of yin and yang, it will have the magical effect of prolonging life and rejuvenating dead wood!
Furthermore, it is a matter of the wind evaluation of the cultivation world.
Even if it is a mortal, an ugly old man marries a young beauty, he will be gossiped about by others, and what flowers are inserted in cow dung behind his back must be a fancy to money.
He is a rotten drunkard old man, leading seven beautiful goblins with different styles to swagger through the market, and if he doesn't stimulate others to go crazy, he may come up with some slanderous words.
Immortals have always liked to be tense and put on a face, always showing that they have a higher moral standard than mortals, especially the Shushan faction, because they have a background in the divine realm and have many rules and thieves.
Because of the bad habit of alcoholism, Dugu Yuyun taught Jiu Jian Xian a lot of lessons, he has been scolded a lot in his life, and the thought of leading his seven little daughters-in-law to see his senior brother, Jiu Jian Xian's brain hurts.
However, if you think about it from another angle, it seems that this problem is not a problem.
Jiujian Immortal's reputation in the cultivation world has actually long been stinky, and the image of being disrespectful to the old in order to beg for wine has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and everyone in the rivers and lakes knows that there is an old drunkard with no face and no skin in the Shushan faction.
On weekdays, the wine and sword fairy don't pay much attention to the image, dress sloppily and sloppy and beggars a virtue, put the bad things that lie on the ground and block the door of the restaurant are often done, and the fairy wind and bones are not his business at all, the so-called fleas are not afraid of biting, the reputation has exuded the smell of wine, and the sour smell of love seems to be not too much of a sense of disobedience.
As for the senior brother Dugu Yuyun, now he has been detained the big hat of a rape and imprisoned in the sword mound, at least he will not be released until all the demons who escaped from the lock demon tower are eliminated, so it will be the year of the monkey.
Mortals' slander, why should the immortals take it to heart, and besides, marriage is not to save those stupid mortals and help them calm down the scourge of war, and it is absolutely not a shame in terms of right and wrong.
Everything is afraid of being more serious, Jiu Jian Xian was still very repulsive, and he had a lot of concerns in his heart, but now that he thinks about it, after thinking about it and thinking about many situations repeatedly, he has figured it out a little.
Marrying a wife doesn't seem to be something that you can't do, it's a big deal to give up your ascension, and then be reincarnated and reborn after this life, so you just mess around in the world.
Reincarnation and rebirth are not necessarily as good as ascending to eternal life, you must know that female goblins often have the characteristics of long-term infatuation, and if they have received someone's favor in one life, they will at least remember the three lives and three lives, they have a long life, and they can live for one or two thousand years if they practice the Fa.
The amorous banshees waited quietly in the long river of time, silently searching among all living beings, finding the unique soul that had brought them infinite happiness, and renewing the relationship with their lovers in the next life.
A typical example is the White Lady, the shepherd boy who saved the snake back then had already died of old age, and Xu Xianbai, who was reborn in reincarnation, picked up the cheap.
Imagine it, even if the wine sword fairy dies of old age in this life, the soul of the next life will return to an ugly little beggar who has no father and no mother, and is languishing in the dust alone, and inexplicably seven stunning young ladies will come to the door, love the little beggar in every way, and assist him wholeheartedly to help him become an immortal......
Before the soul is reincarnated, they will drink Meng Po soup, and all kinds of things in the previous life are forgotten, and the seven-tailed young lady is like a stranger to the wine sword fairy in the next life, and she wants to re-acquaint herself with them, get to know each other, fall in love, and stay with them for a lifetime, which is much more interesting than the second week of the love game, and each life has a new sense of experience.
This is not only a lifetime to be a winner in life, but a variety of different identities that can be reborn in reincarnation, and to be a winner in life in a different posture, each life Jiujian Immortal only needs to lie down comfortably like Xu Xian, and he can hold the thighs of his seven wives in his previous life to lie down and win.
Such a beautiful thing cannot be asked for even by praying to God and worshiping Buddha!