396 Big Dogs
"Surnamed Zhang, can you hurry up!? They are naturally beautiful without my sugar, and the makeup level is so poor, they are all married women in their thirties, what are you still stinky and beautiful? This is not going on a blind date! ”
Wushuang Mansion, Guo Dong shouted a little frantically at Zhang Liangfu's small cross-courtyard: "If you don't come out, you won't be able to catch up with the second-way car!" ”
No one knows what Guo Dong talked to the giants in the Forbidden City that day, but when Guo Dong left, there were also several special orders to leave with him, both external and internal, and Guo Dong also directly named several positions and had several special powers in several special departments such as the Military Department and the Regent (G) Political () Yuan.
Similarly, as an exchange of interests, or Guo Dong's bargaining chips, some technologies, equipment, and weapons obtained from the corpse brother world, and even some old versions of the K-series gene enhancement potions, have also arrived at the top and most secret military scientific research departments.
It's just that these are all carried out secretly, and for Guo Dong, it is just a small layout in the real world, a small layout that can make him more comfortable and comfortable, irrelevant, not to say meaningless, but it is far less important than what he wants to do now.
"Hurry up, the plane is late!"
"It's coming, it's coming, what's urging, are there any delays and flights on private jets?"
Under Guo Dong's serial urging, Zhang Lianggang finally packed her luggage after dressing up, and trotted to meet her.
"Damn! Are you moving!? It's not like you don't know everything over there! ”
Looking at Zhang Liangfu's luggage with large bags and small bags, Guo Dong mercilessly sent another complaint.
"Do you think that your aunt and grandmother are like you, and they have given up on themselves when they are ugly? You said it, I don't have the natural beauty of the shyness and sugar candy, and I'm still an old woman in her thirties, how can I do it if I don't pay attention to maintenance!? ”
Zhang Liangfu panicked so that Guo Dong's eyes darkened, and he didn't notice that Zhang Liangfu's expression and eyes were a little meaningful, looking at the two oversized suitcases, as well as the travel backpack she was carrying, and asked in disbelief: "Don't tell me, these are all cosmetics you bring!?" ”
Zhang Liangfu nodded, handed the luggage to the ugly cow and then slapped the sluggish Guo Dong aside, and walked to the gazebo next to him shaking a fan, where he smiled and watched their sister and brother bickering beside the old lady: "Let's go, grandma, everything is arranged at home, let's go back to the summer." ”
"Let's go, it's so hot."
That's right, in Guo Dong's eyes, occupying the Golden Triangle and exchanging interests with the country and in-depth cooperation are far less important than the old lady feeling uncomfortable in the hot weather, and moving the family back to her hometown in the Northeast to escape the summer.
Now the season is the height of summer, dog days, the hottest time, the old lady has lived in the northeast all her life, the hot weather in the south is not used to this, so as early as a few months ago when summer has not arrived, they are ready to go home to escape the heat.
As the old lady entered the plane first, the rest of the people also rushed in one after another, and soon, several dragonfly fighters rose vertically from the back garden of the Wushuang Mansion, and then disappeared into the clouds at a rapid speed.
"Seriously, I'm so glad you're here."
In a very smelly farmhouse, by the stove, a fat man was making a fire while watching him come out of the house after changing his clothes, forehead...... The bigger fat man leaked a malicious smile: "First, you are young and in good health, and second, you are young!" ”
The face of the big fat man who came out of the back immediately stiffened a little, and it was just a faint bad premonition, and as soon as this sentence appeared, the first-level combat readiness alarm sounded frantically in his heart.
"Huh? Really? It was such an honor. ”
The big fat man pulled up a smiling expression: "But, the people of the whole country know that my waist is not good and I can't work, and I am also weak." ”
The good desire to survive made him immediately throw out a well-known reason as an excuse.
But what good can it be?
"It's okay, it's okay, we all know it, so we let you do something else, without a waist."
Want to die?
Coincidentally, what we are best at is holding on to it, not to mention that you are dying, even if you are really dead, we have to dig oil out of your bones!
"Huh...... Hey? Is that a sunflower? Seriously, it's the first time I've seen this sunflower seed grow on this sunflower, and this time it's really insightful. ”
It's not bad intentions, it's my life!
Let's change the subject!
"Right? See you for the first time, right? ”
The fat man on the edge of the stove is famous for the old fox, change the topic?
"You know what? If this thing is fun to peel and interesting, would you like to try it? ”
The eyes of the big fat man instantly turned into dead fish eyes, I'm changing the topic, do you understand the change of topic!?
Why did you switch to letting me work again?
Am I not a guest?
What about the good guest first!?
"Really? That's great, it's an experience you can't find anywhere else. ”
Very fake and exaggerated performance: "But it's a pity, I have that...... It's a shame to have a phobia of close quarters. ”
"Then why don't you go pick some corn and come back?"
A thin person on the side couldn't stand it, and he didn't care when the big fat man made excuses at first, after all, the other party's waist is indeed well known, but what the hell is this close-range dense phobia?
"Huh? Picking corn? ”
The big fat man's eyes were rolling and he blurted out again: "That, I'm not an excuse, but I'm really ......"
The big fat man was looking for an excuse, and suddenly he heard a loud rumbling sound overhead, and looked up with some confusion: "It's thundering on a sunny day?" Is it possible that all these years of making excuses will be struck by lightning? ”
Of course, he only said the first half of the sentence, and the second half of the sentence could only be complained about in his heart.
This voice was not only him, but everyone heard it, so they all looked up and thought about it in the sky, and then quickly changed from doubt, to sluggishness, and invariably opened their mouths wide, and looked up at the several strange flying machines that broke through the clouds in the sky as if they were a little stupid.
"Teacher He, is that an airplane?"
It looks like an airplane overhead but is slowly descending vertically, but not only do there be no helicopter rotors overhead, but there are also no tiltrotors on either side like the famous V22 Osprey transport plane.
A young man on the side, who had not spoken, couldn't help but look at the thin man just now.
"I guess so...... Zhong Lei, have you ever seen such an airplane? ”
Mr. He wasn't sure if it was an airplane, so he turned his head to look at a big boss on the side, who had a private jet and should have some understanding of this aspect.
"Probably not, right? I've never seen an airplane like this. ”
As he spoke, the flying machine that hit the head had already come to the top of everyone's heads, but it was only a dozen meters away, and several people had to quickly disperse and give way to the open space in the middle of the courtyard.
When the plane flew in mid-air, it was not quiet, but when it landed, it became very quiet, not only did it not have the previous rumbling like thunder, but it did not even have the winds that it imagined, as if it was a feather and fell to the ground lightly, without stirring up a trace of dust.
"Huh? Why are there so many people in the family? Where did it all come from? ”
The door of the plane opened, and a man picked it out from inside, and at a glance he saw a large number of people sprinting with spears aimed at him, and almost subconsciously took out Gatling to surprise the gang, but fortunately reacted in time, the guns and cannons in the hands of these people were not weapons, but cameras and radio equipment.
"Huh? The sound is ......"
On the other side of the plane, the big fat man heard this person's voice and his heart moved, and when others were still surprised, he walked around the plane and came here: "tua~ I said who it is, it turns out to be you, a big dog!" ”
Guo Dong's face darkened, and he looked back at the dead fat man: "Why are you here?" ”
The dead fat pig crane rolled his eyes: "I should ask you this!" How did you get here? ”
Looking back at the strangely shaped dragonfly fighter: "Why did you come here in a plane?" Is money so capricious? ”
"I'm sorry, but you can really do whatever you want with money!"
Guo Dong pushed Chen He unceremoniously, and then caught the old lady who was helped to the door of the plane by Zhang Lianggang and Tangtang: "Also, this is my house, why can't I come?" What to see? Don't come and help me yet! ”
"Oh, grandma~ you slow down!"
Chen He, who was pushed by Guo Dong, saw that the old lady was also coming, and immediately trotted over and helped the old lady to the courtyard with Guo Dong left and right: "Teacher Huang, Teacher He, hurry up, the VIP has arrived, come and greet you!" ”
Hearing Chen He's greeting, He Ling and Huang Ji on the other side of the plane glanced at each other, although they were full of doubts in their hearts, they still walked over with a formula smile.
"Yo, Teacher Huang and Teacher He, why are you two here?"
Although these two have not seen each other before, they still know each other, but while greeting the two, Guo Dong is even more puzzled, it is said that there should be no one in his house, at most, there are only people who have high arrangements to clean every day, so that they will not be dusty and messy, why did so many people suddenly appear?
"Are you...... Guo Dong? ”
The two of them frowned slightly, and soon remembered who Guo Dong was.
After all, although Guo Dong has been supporting the corpse for almost a year, not to mention how popular he was when he ran a man, let's just say that he occasionally fought with some fighters and martial artists and the masked singer at the beginning, which also made Guo Dong on several hot searches and even headlines, and he can be regarded as a stormy guy, naturally, the two of them will not be unaware of his existence.
"That's right, it's me."
At this time, Zhang Lianggang and Tangtang and others behind him also got off the plane, Guo Dong handed over the old lady to them, and walked in front of the two: "I grew up watching your two programs and listening to your songs, and I have never had the opportunity to meet, but I didn't expect to get my wish today." ”
Guo Dong shook hands with the two, said a polite word about the scene, and then looked at one left and one right: "What are you?" ”
"We're recording a show, called Longing for Life......"
He Ling looked at Guo Dong with some hesitation and uncertainty, as well as Zhang Liangfu, Tangtang, Xixi, Yaya, Shuang Meizi (Bei Weiwei) and others behind him: "Were you invited by the program team to participate in the show?" ”
Is the program team so tall now? actually invited so many popular actresses at one time?
"No, it's just that the old lady thinks it's too hot over there in Lin'an, so she went home to escape the heat."
Guo Dong's words made He Ling and the others completely stunned, and Chen He raised his eyebrows: "This is your home?" Isn't your home on the edge of the West Lake? ”
Where is Wushuang Mansion, Chen He, a person who has been there for I don't know how many times, is very clear, so he is even more confused than He Ling and the others.
"The one on the edge of the West Lake is the one I settled in Lin'an after I entered the circle, and this is where I was born and raised!"
Chen He's eyes widened: "Is it so coincidental!?" ”
(End of chapter)