397 Kill the 'pig' vegetable, the pig of the pig and the crane

"Is it such a coincidence?"

Looking at Chen He, who was exclaiming, Guo Dong turned his head to look at Zhang Liangfu, who was squeezing his eyebrows at him behind him, and rolled his eyes speechlessly: "Yes, it doesn't make a book without coincidence." ”

Skillful?

This is not a coincidence, but someone did it on purpose.

The purpose, obviously, is to bring yourself back to the audience, in the spotlight, and no longer continue to eat at home and wait for death to stand on the couch every day.

At least for Zhang Liangfu, if she appeared under the exposure light every day, then she would definitely not have time to do something that made her nervous, worried that one day the police or even the army would come to arrest her.

That's why we have this scene.

She herself was born on Mango Channel, and she is very familiar with many people on Mango Channel, and she has always been in contact, and it is very simple to learn the news of yearning for such a pastoral show, so the recording location of the show can be changed very simply with her personal face.

In particular, this courtyard originally did not exist, it was specially built for the old lady to escape the summer, and it is definitely much better in all aspects than the place originally selected by the program team.

Similarly, recording pastoral programs in his own home is also the easiest way for Guo Dong to accept.

A few people greeted each other here, and He Huang and Huang also made an introduction between Guo Dong, Zhong Lei, and Dahua, and on the other side, director Lao Wang, who finally reacted from the shock of the plane, also came over, and found Zhang Lianggang with a clear goal.

"Liangying, is this the surprise you told me before?"

Looking at the weird plane that occupied almost half of the yard, and then looking at this large group of people, Director Wang couldn't help but look at Zhang Liangfu with a wry smile: "You really gave me a big surprise." ”

"One, two, three, four...... Twelve people!? ”

He and Huang hadn't remembered it before, but when they heard Director Wang on the side say something surprised, they remembered, after all, they had already said it before, and even for this so-called surprise, that is, Guo Dong's quota, two-thirds of the investment in this show was invested by the entertainment company under the name of Tangtang, therefore, Huang Ji subconsciously counted the number of people at this time, and came up with a number that made him almost faint with his heart covered, and a number that would make him cook until there was no body.

"Teacher He, Teacher Huang, long time no see!"

Because it was a good thing that had been said before, and there were almost only benefits and no disadvantages, so this matter was determined in just a few words, and then Zhang Lianggang walked to He Huang and the others.

"Long time no see, long time no see, Liangying, so long time no see, you gave us such a big surprise when we met again!?"

Twelve people, most of them are women and old people, and among the rest of them is one who is leaving and one is a waste, and if he remembers correctly, he heard a certain Qingdao lady with the same surname once say that a certain guy eats an amazing amount of food, and always eats with a pot or a whole cow or sheep......

Thinking of this, Huang Zhen had an urge to strike.

"Teacher Huang, I have brought you a good strong laborer, not only has the strength to work, but also is proficient in cooking, brewing, repairing houses, and building houses."

Zhang Liangfu said and stretched out his hand to point around: "This courtyard was built by him before." ”

Everyone was stunned, they really didn't expect Guo Dong to have this skill, Chen He looked at Guo Dong in surprise: "You often disappeared in the first two months, won't you just come back to build a house?" ”

Guo Dong shrugged: "Otherwise? ”

As he spoke, he returned to the plane, and informed the people on the other planes to change their targets through the on-board communication equipment, and went directly to the village not far away, where he cleaned up the old house he had grown up and prepared to use it as a residence.

Since the newly built summer courtyard has been rented to the program team for recording programs, and it seems that they will be one of them, then the old lady and others will naturally have to change their residences, not to mention that there are so many people who can't live here, just say that so many people here are recording programs, it will not be too quiet, and it is not suitable for the elderly to escape the summer.

It's just that when the time comes to return to the village, there may not be as quiet as the summer courtyard outside the village that is now.

Soon, the number of people was efficient, and it didn't take long for Guo Dong's old house to be cleaned up, and the old lady and others also left here, and looking at the smile on the old lady's face, Guo Dong felt that maybe returning to the old house where he had lived for more than ten years and being with those old neighbors in the village might make the old lady happier and more comfortable.

"Hehe, if you were going to eat Buddha and jump over the wall on the first day we came, we would really run away from home en masse."

As the old lady and others left, Zhong Lei also returned to the company to deal with affairs, and the recording of the program officially started again, Guo Dong also learned from Mr. He's mouth what dish Chen He ordered: "Buddha jumping over the wall?" Are you fat like this bear, and you still eat Buddha and jump over the wall? Can't you wait for the end of the year to be slaughtered? ”

Chen He rolled his eyes: "Are you embarrassed to talk about me?" How can I eat more than you can? You can't eat enough for all of us in three days! ”

When Chen He said this, He Lingcai remembered that Guo Dong hadn't ordered yet: "By the way, Guo Dong, what do you want to eat?" We're ready right now. ”

Guo Dong is not a resident guest, although Zhang Lianggang originally meant this, but Guo Dong didn't have so much thought, after all, the time for the next crossing will come soon, and the loss and injuries caused by his own tribulation have not recovered much at all, with that time, it is better to cultivate more, although the time is short, it is enough for him to accumulate some chakra and re-cultivate the Yin Seal by absorbing the qi, blood and vitality in the Blood Plum Baolian Lantern or the Xuanhuang Pagoda.

The previous tribulation not only broke his rebound ability, but there was no sign of recovery until now, and even the chakra in the Yin Seal was consumed, so if he didn't take advantage of this time to quickly re-cultivate, once he encountered a battle in the next world, Guo Dong would not be able to say that the rebound damage would be invincible, and he would not even be able to recover from his injuries after being injured!

Therefore, he is going to accompany his good brother Chen He to play in the show as an official guest in this issue, and if the program team will have some of his friends in the future, he can be a special guest and appear again at any time.

"I'm ......"

Guo Dong pondered for a moment: "What Brother He said just now is right, because I have a lot of food to practice martial arts, so I'd better go up the mountain and take a turn to see if I can catch some prey." ”

At the price of 200 corn for a pound of pork and 600 corn for a roast chicken in the mushroom house, you have to eat enough, even the cheapest pork can eat them crying and jumping into the river to commit suicide, so you should go into the mountains to find it yourself.

Relying on the mountains to eat the mountains and relying on the water to draft the water, which is close to the primeval mountains and forests of the Xiaoxing'an Mountains, are you worried that there is no prey to fight?

While thinking, Guo Dong walked to the tool room.

"Hunting in the mountains? You brought your bow and arrows? ”

As soon as he heard about hunting, Chen He's eyes lit up instantly, you must know that in the ten-mile peach forest outside the Wushuang Mansion, Guo Dong has raised a large number of prey, from large prey such as cattle, sheep and deer, to small prey such as rabbits and pheasants.

"Do you think I have a guy on me?"

Guo Dong opened his hands and turned around, a short-sleeved and a pair of beach pants, casual is not good, not to mention bows and arrows, even a fruit knife can be seen at a glance if he is on his body.

"And how do you hunt? There are no bows and arrows here. ”

Guo Dong's footsteps stopped, just at the door of the tool room, and turned his head to look at Chen He: "Who said there are no bows and arrows here!?" ”

Click~click~crunch~~

A strange sound suddenly sounded, and then I saw that the masonry on the ground under Guo Dong's feet suddenly moved, but it was only the time to breathe that leaked a downward staircase, and Guo Dong happened to be on the top of the step.

"Tua~Trap Secret Room!?"

Looking at Chen He, who jumped up, Guo Dong rolled his eyes: "Otherwise, why do you think I came back to build a house in person before?" If it's just what you see, I'm going to come back on my own? Not to mention Lao Wang, just call your relatives and friends at home, and find a few bricklayers and carpenters with two knives! ”

While talking, Guo Dong walked down the steps into the underground secret room, and walked out with a treasure carving bow and a pot of arrows on his back in a short time.

"By the way, Mr. Huang, Mr. He, Brother He's waist is not good, and the people of the whole country know it, but what the people of the whole country don't know, Brother He's waist has already been cured by me, so it's ......"

A few people did not ease up when the painting style became sluggish, Guo Dong had already walked to the door, but at this time, he suddenly stopped, turned his head and said a secret that made Chen He's face change greatly: "...... So if there is any heavy work and tiring work, let him do it, if you don't exercise to lose weight, you can really only slaughter it and make it a pig-killing dish. ”

"He'er, your waist is healed?"

A murderous gaze shot out of He Ling's eyes.

"You just say you want to eat Buddha jumping over the wall or killing pigs, right?"

O~ There was a knife sound, and Huang Ji held a kitchen knife in his hand and looked at Chen He with a friendly smile.

"Buddha jumping over the wall, let's eat Buddha jumping over the wall!"

Chen He swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "It's too cruel to kill pigs or something, let's eat Buddha and jump over the wall, it's already in the pot, it's too wasteful to change to something else...... What's that, breaking corn, right? I'm good at this, let's go, Dahua, where is the cornfield? Take me to break the corn. ”

Seeing that Huang Ji was about to slaughter his pig at any time and make a kitchen knife to kill pigs, Chen He didn't say a word, and directly dragged Dahua out of the yard and went straight to the cornfield.

"Xiao Li, can you climb trees?"

Hours passed quickly, and the four people on the other side of the mushroom house were fighting desperately in the cornfield, while Guo Dong walked in the forest with a follower and kept walking, and finally walked through the outer edge area, and really stepped into the wild primeval forest area.

"Yes, what's wrong?"

Commenting on the pause, Guo Dong nodded: "I suggest that you better climb the tree now." ”

While talking, Guo Dong bent his bow and arrows like a full moon, and steadily aimed at a bush not far away.

"Why?"

Guo Dong glanced at him, turned his head and stared at the bushes: "Forget it, it looks like it's just a small pet, and I can handle it." ”

As soon as Guo Dong's words fell, he saw that the bushes in front of him suddenly shook violently, even if he didn't have the slightest hunting experience, he knew very well that there was a beast rushing towards this side.

"Wow~~"

A beast's roar suddenly exploded, and then he saw that the dense bushes in front of him were violently smashed open by a huge force, and fell to the left and right like the waves of the sea, leaking out a huge and hideous body.

Sou~

A sound of breaking the air appeared at the same time as the beast's roar sounded, and at the same time that the beast rushed out of the bushes and pounced on Guo Dong, it had already stabbed into the other party's eyes, revealing a three-edged armor-piercing arrow from the back of its head.

(End of chapter)