Zu Qi, who was at a loss, looked at Guo Dong blankly and then at the others, and after a while, his cheeks blushed and said, "That...... Brother Xiao Guo, I ...... Well, okay, okay. ”

The little girl stammered a little and replied.

Because she really didn't know how to answer this cheeky guy, especially the bastard's last words, she didn't know how to get around this obvious language trap.

And I have to say that as a girl who has practiced martial arts since childhood, she has a better impression of Guo Dong, a guy who debuted and became famous as a 'peerless general'.

"Really?!"

Sure enough, after Guo Dong got the little girl's answer, he shouted in a very contrived 'surprise': "It's really good, Zu Qi, you finally agreed, let's go, let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register and pull the certificate!" ”

“？ …… Yikes~"

The little girl was stunned at first, then reacted, and blushed completely, covered her face and squatted on the ground not knowing what to do.

Bang! X2

The sound of two heavy blows sounded at the same time reached everyone's ears, and they shot together, and Heibi and Shishi, who came up on the back of Guo Dong's head, also withdrew their hands at the same time, and unceremoniously pushed Guo Dong away, dragged the blushing and overwhelmed little girl up and protected her in her arms, and looked at a certain guy who was almost beaten stupid with a threatening face: "You obscene dead pervert, get away!" ”

Looking at the two mushrooms waiting for him viciously, Guo Dong covered the back of his head and complained speechlessly: "Hey, you two are so violent, you won't be able to get married!" Can't you be a lady? Urbane? Learn a little from Fat Di? ”

"The ......"

Listening to Guo Dong's words, Fat Di on the side raised his hand weakly: "...... I was just a little slower. ”

Guo Dong's eyes widened instantly, I'll strangle it, and in a blink of an eye, I will become the public enemy of the whole people?

"It seems that no one wants to keep you, so ......"

Brother Da Ren smiled and handed over the money that belonged to Guo Dong, but was interrupted by Guo Dong waving his hand: "Don't, even if no one supports me, but I'm fine." ”

Guo Dong patted his chest as he spoke, with so much force that it made a bang, which only made people wonder if he would slap his heart and slap himself to death here: "See, what is an iron-like man!" That's it! As far as Brother Dong's physique is concerned, not to mention anything else, he can make a fortune and become well-off by breaking a big stone on his chest when performing on the streets. ”

Heibi glanced at him: "When the time comes, remember to call me to pick a sledgehammer, I'm very interested in this matter." ”

“…… Forget about the broken boulder on my chest, I, a delicate and sickly weak and beautiful man, are not suitable for such a cruel and brutal job, so I still plan to find something with higher safety to do when the time comes. For example, robbing a bank or something. ”

Looking at Heibi, who was squinting slightly and glamorous, and a few other people who were also eager to try after listening to her words, Guo Dong was silent for a long time, and suddenly felt that it was better to change to a safer project.

In this way, in the midst of the fighting, Brother Da Ren embarked on a journey of exile with two people's travel funds, and before he registered, Guo Dong suddenly looked at him with words and said: "Brother Da Ren, remember, I have a nickname ...... Big dogs. ”

Brother Da Ren looked confused, he didn't know what Guo Dong meant by this, until he arrived at the destination of Africa after a flight of more than ten or twenty hours, and saw his only partner and partner during the period of exile, a cute puppy, he didn't understand why Guo Dong suddenly said such a sentence without a head.

Opening the car door, Brother Da Ren picked up the little dog who was going to walk with him for a while and put it in the co-pilot's seat: "Ready to go, Hamm, there are only two of us on the next road." ”

Looking at Brother Da Ren's childish tone, Hamm unabashedly lost a disdainful look, and then yawned and lay on the soft dog mat fixed by the co-pilot: "It's not bad, although I have to take care of a fool, but this dog mat is quite comfortable." ”

Of course, Brother Da Ren didn't know what Hamm was thinking, but that undisguised contempt still made him stunned, and he felt strongly hurt.

"Hey, brother, can you give face?"

Hehe...... Stupid humans.

Hamm tugged at the corners of his mouth, rolled his eyes widely, and decided to ignore this handful of old and stupid humans, who were still a little cute, closed his eyes, and pretended to sleep directly.

Anyway, his Uncle Hamm's mission is only to take over the shift, to ensure that this stupid human will not be killed by the beasts and poachers of the African savannah before he makes peace with the large army.

Since Guo Dong agreed to be responsible for security, but he couldn't send a clone over clearly, of course, the distance from South America to Africa could not be maintained at all, so letting Hamm take over the class was the best way.

Here, Brother Da Ren arrived in Africa and began his solo exile journey.

On the other side, the group of seven also arrived at their destination after more than 20 hours of flight.

A samba country famous for its carnival and soccer stars.

"I'm going to ~ it's so hot here!?"

As soon as he got off the plane, Guo Dong screamed.

"This time, your little stove is going to be laid off and eliminated, and there is no place for heroes."

Lao Hu smiled evilly and came over and bumped Guo Dong with his shoulder.

"Hehe......"

Guo Dong rolled his dead fish eyes and looked at him: "Do you think Brother Dong is so capable?" ”

"What? Can your small stove be transformed into a small Xiaoice box? ”

Shishi, who had experienced the warmth of the small stove, had her eyes lit up, and she immediately came over with anticipation.

"Xiaoice box?"

Guo Dong pulled the corners of his mouth disdainfully: "Please call me a small cold storage!" ”

After finishing speaking, I saw Guo Dong take a deep breath, and the qi and blood all over his body instantly accelerated, just like the qi and blood like mercury when the small stove appeared, and the faint sound of tiger and leopard thunder appeared.

And just when Lao Hu and the others were looking forward to Guo Dong's cold breath, they saw Guo Dong put his hands on the back of his head, and then stretched out suddenly: "Dangdangdang......"

In Guo Dong's own soundtrack, he saw that his hands were like Wolverine showing his claws, and there were three ice brick ice creams that were still bubbling cold air between the fingers of each hand.

Lao Hu looked at the popsicle in front of him with a confused face, how did this seem to be different from what he guessed?

"This is what you call a little cold storage?"

Guo Dong rolled his eyes: "Otherwise?" My small stove relies on speeding up the blood to move qi and blood, does the refrigeration stop the blood flow? That's useless...... The blood of a dead person doesn't flow at all, but have you ever seen a dead person with its own freezing effect? Do you still have to put it in the freezer in the morgue to prevent it from rotting? ”

“…… Where did you get it? ”

Wouldn't you be able to give an example that isn't creepy?

Although Lao Tzu is also called Lao Hu, it is different from the Lao Hu who dug up the grave and coaxed an overseas Chinese lady!

"Just kidding, as a qualified magician, you can't carry a container with you and be embarrassed to go out and meet people?"

While shaking his hand, motioning for a few people to choose their favorite flavors to finish the heat, Guo Dong said: "Coincidentally, Brother Dong is a qualified magician." ”

Zu Qi was slightly stunned, and then suddenly realized: "Yes, yes, yes, I remember, in the issue of running men crossing the Yangtze River, Brother Xiao Guo conjured up a chocolate knife that was the same as the real one." ”

As he spoke, Zu Qi suddenly noticed that something was wrong, and counted: "Brother Xiao Guo, there are only six popsicles here, and you gave them to us, what about yours?" Why don't you give me this one, I'm not hot yet. ”

Guo Dong glanced at the others with a death gaze, especially the three guys who had already eaten Lao Hu, Heibi and Shishi, who had already eaten it: "Look, look, you dead ghosts with no conscience, you are still good ancestors, you know that you feel sorry for me." ”

After speaking, he turned his head and smiled at Zu Qi in the white eyes of several people, and then nodded violently: "Mine is here." ”

Before the words fell, when Guo Dong raised his head again, a popsicle that had been peeled off the outer packaging had already fallen from his mouth.

"Wow~ Brother Xiao Guo is so powerful, I can't tell where I got it out at all."

Zu Qi rubbed his eyes and exclaimed.

Just now, it could be said that Guo Dong put his hand behind his head, used his head to block his vision, and took out the hidden popsicle.

But just now, when he suddenly lowered his head and took out the popsicle, Guo Dong's hands were still open to both sides in front of others, and he was wearing a slim-fitting shirt with ice silk, and it could be seen at a glance whether he was hiding something or not.

"You guys learn a little, this is the way a good boy should be, especially you two salted fish, can't you shake six-six-six?"

Liu Xing, who was named by Guo Dong, had a somewhat embarrassed and embarrassed expression, but Lao Hu didn't care about Guo Dong's complaints, but replied to him with a middle finger without the slightest hesitation.

"Okay, let's stop making a fuss, let's go and see where we can rent a car and where we can stay."

Shishi hurriedly pressed the two guys: "Although the popsicle is good, I still want the air conditioner more!" ”

"That's right, that's right, what do you mean? In the scorching summer, life is completely given by air conditioning! ”

Heibi immediately expressed her approval of the proposal.

"...... the Grand Tour Guide?"

Guo Dong turned his head to look at Liu Xing.

Liu Xing pulled the corners of his mouth a little embarrassed: "That, my English is not very good." ”

"It's okay, we have good English here...... Girl, I remember that you lived in the United States for several years before, right? English should be pretty good, right? ”

Zu Qi's face stiffened slightly: "That, I haven't spoken English for several years, and some of them are not too fluent." ”

Guo Dong rolled his eyes speechlessly: "Yes, we are all a bunch of scumbags." ”

"But luckily, we still have a killer feature."

After speaking, Guo Dong shook his head at me: "Come on, it's time for you to pretend to be forced again, take out your pretending skills when you give a speech to the little devil!" ”

Speaking of these seven people, in addition to Guo Dong, who has a systematic plug-in, it is estimated that Lao Hu's English is good, after all, his previous English speech at the Asian TV Drama Seminar can be described as a sensation in China, and it has dominated the headlines for a period of time.

"Let's go, salted fish, follow in the footsteps of the big guy, and get ready to shake six-six-six!"

Lao Hu glanced at Guo Dong and changed back what he had just said.

In this regard, Guo Dong said that as long as he is not allowed to be responsible for all the communication with the locals after waiting and afterward, he will become the translator of the team.