"In this way, let's see how much the total amount of funds is, and give him Brother Da Ren's share first."

Soon, the program team taught Liu Xing a thick envelope, which was the travel expenses for their first stop.

Or is it the survival guarantee for their first stop of wandering and begging?

Eight people, six to seven days of time is only 15,000, on average, each person only has about 300 funds per day for eating, living, traveling and playing tickets, projects, facilities rental, this fund, not to mention abroad, even some slightly famous tourist cities in China are barely enough, not to mention the foreign country that is not familiar with the place and the language is not understood?

And......

"Fifteen thousand?"

Guo Dong exclaimed after Shishi, who was an accountant, counted the money, and looked at the program team with an incredulous expression: "Do you want us to starve to death in a foreign country?" ”

"How is that possible?"

Hearing Guo Dong's words, the people in the program team hurriedly explained: "The amount of money is strictly and carefully calculated by our program team, although it is not much, but it only makes it impossible for you to spend extravagantly, it is definitely enough for your first leg of travel, after all, the core attraction of our program group is poor travel." ”

The corners of Guo Dong's mouth twitched twice, and he replied very bluntly, and Liu Xing and others, who were not familiar with him, looked at Guo Dong with a puzzled expression, these things, when they participated in this show, the notice sent to them by the program team had already explained it, and the previous two seasons of the show have always been like this, which can be said to be well known.

They don't understand why Guo Dong suddenly did something in this regard.

But they didn't understand that several other people who were familiar with Guo Dong vaguely guessed Guo Dong's thoughts after being slightly stunned, and looked at the program team with a gloating face and laughed ill-willedly.

After all, although the poor travel is the highlight of the show and the core main concept, since they came to participate in this show, they are also mentally prepared for it, but they can see that the program team is deflated because of this, and it is very likely to increase the travel expenses, so that they can live more relaxed, more comfortable, and more chic in the next days, why not?

"I seem to see a group of people who want to harm me!"

Guo Dong rolled his eyes fiercely and let out an undisguised taunt.

"I'll do a simple calculation."

Before the people in the program team opened their mouths to refute, Guo Dong first spoke: "The eight of us have a total of 15,000, and the average is 1875 per person, that is to say, without considering other issues, my own disposable expenses alone are less than 2,000 yuan." ”

Guo Dong paused when he said this, and looked at the program team with a dangerous gaze: "Don't say what the prices are abroad, and don't say what the purchasing power of my RMB of less than 2,000 yuan is abroad, just say a word." ”

"I am from Longjiang, Longjiang Province is the largest province in the country, the price of grain is not the lowest in the country, but also about the same, the cheapest rice is about two more than three pieces, even if two pieces a catty, 1875 can only buy more than 900 catties of rice......

Guo Dong said a string of data, and it was calculated according to the maximum upper limit of purchasing power, and then pointed to himself: "Do you think I can eat more than 900 catties of rice in one meal?" ”

The people in the program team scoffed at first, but then they remembered something, and their faces suddenly turned blue and turned red or pale.

Because they found themselves making a mistake that could almost be said fatal.

Nine hundred catties of rice, this can be said to be the most economical food expenditure, for others, this may be a portion that cannot be eaten for several years or even more than ten years, but for Guo Dong......

Don't say 900 catties of rice, even if it is 900 catties of beef, Guo Dong is not a record of eating it all without a meal.

A meal and a cow are not exaggerated for Guo Dong.

"It's just food, other accommodations and transportation, as well as the cost of admission to each attraction, separate charges that are not included in the ticket, and some items that require additional rental equipment...... I haven't counted that. ”

After Guo Dong finished speaking, he looked at He Shouyan in front of him with pity: "Teacher He, they don't know how much I eat, don't you know?" Are you trying to starve me to death so that you can inherit my mushroom house? ”

He Shou wiped the sweat from his forehead and was silent.

Guo Dong ate a cow in one meal, others just hearsay, or saw it on TV, most people thought it was hype or fraud, but he saw it with his own eyes.

These are the reasons given by the yearning to the outside world, and Guo Dong, as a resident guest, only appears occasionally.

"So what do you say?"

He Shouyan was also desperate: "You can't just increase the travel expenses for you, right?" Wouldn't that be fair to anyone else? ”

"You can ......"

Guo Dong's words were quickly interrupted by He Shouyan at the beginning: "It is absolutely impossible, if you increase the amount of funds according to your meal, and increase the funds for other people, then it will not be a poor tour at all, but a luxurious rich tour!" ”

Guo Dong shrugged his shoulders, not surprised by this, after all, these were obvious and had been expected from the beginning.

"Since this doesn't work, there's only one way to solve it."

Guo Dong completely exposed his fox tail, but although He Shouyan and the program team knew that this was what Guo Dong had calculated from the beginning of talking about this topic, they couldn't stop and refute it.

Who let Guo Dong say everything in order, it is an upright conspiracy, why can't he pinch his nose and admit it?

"You say~!"

The roots of He Shou's teeth creaked: "But if you want the program team to return the mobile phone or wallet, then there is no need to say it, don't even think about it!" ”

This is a matter of the most basic principle, and it must not be undermined.

"Don't worry, although Brother Dong often breaks the rules, he is actually a person who abides by the rules of the game."

Guo Dong's words made He Shouyan roll his eyes: "Hehe, that's really difficult for you." ”

"Okay, let's get down to business, my solution is, since the mobile phone and wallet can't be returned, that is, we are still not allowed to use our own money, and you don't give us more money, then we have to be allowed to be self-reliant, and we can do it ourselves, right?"

The corners of He Shouyan's eyes jumped, and he had a bad feeling: "What do you mean?" ”

"In the course of our journey, we have included but not limited to collecting money, robbing, gambling...... Well, and so on in various ways. In short, no matter in any way and way, as long as we earn and obtain the money ourselves, we can use it without restrictions, how about it? ”

He Shouzhi looked at him with a black line on his face: "We are a positive, sunny and positive program, we must collect money and abide by the law!" ”

I'm sorry!

It's okay to pick up money, but what the hell are you robbing and gambling?

Big brother, we're recording a show! It's going to be played out for the national audience!

Are you trying to teach bad kids and then let the whole show be banned?

Also, what you didn't say just now after hesitating for a while, does it also include 'part-time' money making money such as killing people and fire prevention?

I am very familiar with Guo Dong, and I have also learned some things about the dark world, especially some of Guo Dong's past He Shouzhen, who is smiling on the surface, and has already turned the MMP upside down in his heart!

"I know...... I know. ”

Guo Dong waved his hand: "That's what I said, just an analogy." ”

Having said that, looking at the eyes that Guo Dong gave him, He Shouyan interpreted another sentence separately.

'Don't worry, the show won't be blocked, it will give us this face'

He Shouyan, who interpreted this information, almost had a myocardial infarction.

As a newly formed national security nine special team with Huang Laoxi, Zhu He and Lao Deng Tou, they only accept the direct command of Guozitou No. 123 and his direct boss Guoan Zhang Lao, so he understands more that Guo Dong has a good hand and eye in the country, and there will be no doubt about this.

"Yes, but you can only use it once per method."

After He Shouyan pondered for a moment, he felt that this was the only way to solve it.

"Deal!"

Guo Dong smiled and nodded, turned around and high-fived a few teammates in celebration.

"In this way, a few of us are together, whether it is food, clothing, housing or transportation, or what, after the seven of us share it together, although there are many people, it is actually far less than what Brother Da Ren needs to spend on average, and I have also won the right to earn extra money in any way as supplementary funds."

Speaking of this, Guo Dong paused for a moment and looked at the others: "So my suggestion is to give my share to Brother Da Ren, so that even if Brother Da Ren is exiled alone, he can live a more relaxed life." ”

Some people in the group frowned and some were silent, but after thinking for a moment, except for Brother Da Ren, everyone else chose to agree.

"No, no, no, this money is limited, and your amount of food itself is large, and then give me your share, what will you do?"

Looking at Brother Da Ren with an impatient face, Guo Dong smiled and looked at Heibi with an obscene expression: "Niu, how about giving you a chance to support me?" ”

Heibi threw two big health balls over, and then looked at him with disgust: "Ugly refusal!" ”

Guo Dong was not annoyed, he turned his head and looked at the poems on the side: "Mushroom Liang, do you know about the son-in-law who has entered the door?" ”

Shishi slapped him in annoyance: "I'm not Gao Cuilan, I don't want you to come to the door Zhu Bajie!" ”

"It's over, Brother Dong, who was once popular, has become a loner that no one wants......"

Guo Dong, who was rejected by the two people without hesitation, pretended to sigh sadly, stepped behind Zu Qi, and hammered the little girl's shoulder with a flattering face: "This young and beautiful young lady, can you help the weak, pitiful and helpless me?" Although I have no long-term things, I can repay the favor with my body. ”