Chapter 107: Stirring Up Trouble (2)
Seeing the alien boss and the unicorn alien eating and drinking, Liu Kui and his entourage went to the KTV box of their house to prepare.
Liu Kui asked people to call a batch of zombie language translators cultivated by the Liu family, and asked these zombie language translators to dress up the subordinates of the city zerg mother nest, bring weapons specially aimed at alien bosses and one-horned aliens, and prepare to sneak attack them in the box.
Liu Kui told the zombie translator ambushed outside the box again: "Listen to my code action in a while, my code is to cough three times!" When you act, you can cripple them but don't hurt their lives, otherwise no one will report to these aliens who like to eat and drink urine, so you must always remember that you can't be killed, you can't be disabled, you can't be beaten into a vegetative state! If you are in a vegetative state, you won't be able to speak! ”
The zombie translator nodded repeatedly, indicating that he had fully understood everything that Liu Kui had arranged.
"You're going to see if they're eating? It's been so long, have you gone to see if they've eaten well? Liu Kui's entourage who gave a bullet said.
The entourage nodded, and after receiving Liu Kui's task, he quickly ran towards a private room in a hotel of the Liu family that specialized in receiving VIPs.
Come in and see, Mom! Several large pots of living creatures have been eaten, and several large tanks of good drinks and good wine that aliens and unicorns like have also been drunk by them.
The entourage used the walkie-talkie to react to this phenomenon to Liu Kui.
The alien boss grabbed the hand of the entourage sent by Liu Kui and said in half-baked Mandarin: "Today's dish is so delicious!" It's really delicious! The more you eat, the hungrier you get, and the more you eat, the more you want to eat! Can you get a little more? I just haven't eaten enough! Can you get a little more? ”
At the same time, the one-horned alien also ran over and grabbed the other hand of Liu Kui's entourage, burping, and smelled of animal urine: "This blue drink is really delicious!" Can you give me some more? It's really delicious! I've drunk all of these vats! I want to drink some more! I'll tell you the truth, it's really delicious! ”
Liu Kui's entourage looked at the floor and walls of this VIP room, all of which were and urine from aliens and unicorns, and even vomited...... One can make people sick for a month or even months, or a year or two.
Liu Kui's entourage also told Liu Kui about the fact that the ground was all pulled and scattered by two aliens, one after another, and one lump of and urine.
Liu Kui first asked his entourage to stabilize the two alien leaders, and he immediately brought people over.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for Liu Kui to come in with a large number of people.
When the alien boss saw Liu Kui, his eyes lit up, and he rushed over to hug Liu Kui, but was stopped by Liu Kui's bodyguard, and said to Liu Kui with a smile through the bodyguard: "You are really my good brother!" Today is the best I ever eat! I'm still a little hungry though! It's just delicious! These things today! It's so delicious, I still want to eat it...... Big brother, for the sake of the elder brother, if you can let the guy have some more, just a little bit, it's really delicious! ”
Liu Kui scratched the back of his head, and said helplessly: "Yes!" Mine can! My KTV box is full of things that the two aliens want to eat and drink! It's really delicious! Come with me, you two! ”
The alien boss and the unicorn alien were drunk by several large vats of cow urine, walked staggeringly, spoke unclearly, and the logic of the brain was a little confused.
Seeing this, Liu Kui ordered his subordinates to carry the two aliens back directly.
came to Liu Kui's other entourage to sing, came to Liu Kui's other entourage to sing, and entered a box with special decoration and special characteristics.
At this time, the alien boss was soaked with cow urine all over his body, and his pants kept dripping cow urine from his mouth, and the smell of stench came together.
The other attendants in the box all had expressions that could not hold on.
They all covered their noses and looked at the wall, they didn't even dare to look at it, to be honest, these two aliens are too dirty!
Liu Kui felt that this kind of alien smell, in this closed private room for a long time, it is easy to make other entourages allergic or have other problems, in the face of this situation, it should be resolved quickly, and it must not be delayed! Something happened as soon as it was trusted.
Liu Kui coughed three times, and then she went to the sofa with her entourage to fight and fart.
The zombie translator rushed into the box with something like a chainsaw, and it was a mess of slashing and sawing at the alien boss and the unicorn alien, and the alien boss saw that someone was really ruthless with a chainsaw, so he rushed towards the box door like crazy, trying to run out of the box.
The alien boss and the one-horned alien running away are really not the opponents of the zombie language translator, and they were sawed by seven or eight strong zombie language translators, sawing off all the limbs of the alien boss, and then using the saw to dismantle the limbs.
The alien boss almost threw up when he saw this scene, and he was scared to pee!
Liu Kui pretended to be injured and crawled over to save the alien boss and the one-horned alien: "My legs are crippled by them!" It's really hateful! Onehorn, how are you and the alien boss doing now? I can't save you now! My legs are all broken! I'm sorry that it's me Liu Kui who didn't protect your brothers! Liu Kui shed tears of helplessness and remorse as he spoke.
Although the alien boss was cut off all his hands and feet this time, he saw Liu Kui crawling on the ground, and he felt very uncomfortable: "The garbage of the Zerg Mother's Hive, we have no grievances and no hatred, originally the well water does not violate the river water, but today you sent someone to kill me and my brother?" Hmph, Lao Tzu told you, there is no door! My alien boss is on the same page as your Zerg brood! We'll see! ”
Seeing this, the one-horned alien echoed the alien boss: "My one-horned alien is also on the bar with the Zerg mother nest today, and my one-horned alien is also on the bar with the Zerg mother nest today!" If I don't kill the insect brood, I won't be willing for a day. ”
Liu Kui was previously sent to hold a high-imitation brainwave transmitter and was still on standby at the entrance of the alien boss and the unicorn alien's house.
"Ahh I almost forgot, the zombie language translator must be crawling at the entrance of the alien boss and the unicorn alien cave and waiting! But I only cared about acting in front of the alien boss, but I forgot to crawl at the entrance of the alien cave early and wait for the switch to be pressed! Liu Kui suddenly roared in shock.
That's when the signal was sent to the zombie language translator.
When the zombie translator received the signal, it began to press the switch of the brainwave transmitter to adjust the transmission channel that was only harmful to aliens. Start launching.
The alien boss and the soldiers under the unicorn alien were also brainstormed by the Zerg brood.
The alien soldier bared his teeth and grinned: "Zerg mother's nest, Lao Tzu and you are not over in this life!" ”