Chapter 108: Stirring Up Trouble (3)
The alien boss was cut off by a zombie language translator sent by Liu Kui, and miraculously survived but couldn't walk.
Liu Kui asked his men to find a large jar with a lid, fill it with formalin water, and then insert it through the mouth of the jar. Only one head is exposed at the mouth of the altar, so that he can speak normally and give orders to aliens.
Liu Kui added a lot of nutrients to the altar, even if the alien boss didn't eat for a few months, he wouldn't starve to death or die of thirst.
"Boss! My dear big brother! I'm really sorry for you two! Especially the alien big guy, I should be able to think of the Zerg brood will sneak attack...... I'm so stupid! I just didn't think about it one more step, and I didn't send someone to protect my big brother! Let the eldest brother want to become a useless waste! Liu Kui cried as he spoke, grief-stricken, a handful of snot and tears!
The alien boss who was encased in the jar, seeing Liu Kui torturing himself like this, felt very uncomfortable, moved his nose, and the corners of his eyes began to moisten a little: "Brother, don't say that!" The Zerg Hive's raid was premeditated, and none of us could have imagined it! I don't blame you for being cut! Brother, I have to thank you! If it weren't for you, I would have been hacked to death by the killers of the Zerg Brood Sect! I am alive to talk to you today, thanks to your help! ”
"Yes! Oh, yes! Mr. Liu, you really tried your best! We've all seen it! Please don't blame yourself again, don't torture yourself like this again! I'll definitely report the ugliness of my leader alien boss! I really have to thank you, Mr. Liu, if it weren't for your help, the alien guy and I would have been chopped into bun stuffing by the killers of the Zerg Brood faction! The one-horned alien bowed to Liu Kui very sincerely.
Liu Kui sighed, and seemed to be in a very bad mood: "Big brother, now I'll send someone to drive you to the mansion, right?" Compared to my sister-in-law, I am already anxious! ”
"Brother, then I have you to work!" The alien boss's eyes were full of emotion.
The one-horned alien followed was also touched by countless touches.
Liu Kui called a few of his entourage, gently lifted the large jar to a canopy transport car, and he and his entourage, as well as the one-horned alien and the alien boss in the jar, all stayed in the carriage, comforting and guarding it.
Dozens of minutes later, they sent the alien boss to the cave.
None of Liu Kui and Liu Kui's entourage were willing to carry the jar into the cave, because there were too many rules in the cave, and every cumbersome rule was related to feces and urine or was extremely unhygienic, so as human beings, they were definitely unwilling to go in!
"Huh! Brother Unicorn, take this bag of crystals again! As a reward for helping me! Thank you so much! Liu Kui took advantage of the fact that everyone didn't care, and pulled the one-horned alien behind a tree and said.
The one-horned alien was a little nervous, his hands began to tremble, and he poked his head out from behind the big tree from time to time to see if the alien boss was suspicious or something.
After Liu Kui's several rounds of soft grinding and hard bubbles, and MLM-style brainwashing, the one-horned alien finally accepted Liu Kui's bag of crystallization.
"You go and inform the alien boss's daughter-in-law now, and ask him where he put the boss! By the way, call another group of their people to help carry the jar! Our people, including me, are not very accustomed to the life and taste of your alien caves, so I have to work for you! This bag of crystals just now is your hard work! Liu Kui said to the one-horned alien.
The one-horned alien finally lost the feeling of being useless, put away this bag of crystals and Liu Kui gave it last time, and jumped in to find the big guy's daughter-in-law.
The alien boss's daughter-in-law heard the one-horned alien say that something had happened to the boss.
His daughter-in-law was so anxious that she chopped the ground with her foot and began to cry.
The one-horned alien comforted: "Sister-in-law, don't be so sad, okay?" Big brother like you will be in a worse mood when he sees it! In order to make the eldest brother feel better, can we greet the eldest brother with a smile? Sister-in-law, do you know? In fact, the eldest brother is also bitter! ”
The alien boss's daughter-in-law brought a few of her own subordinates and came out with the one-horned alien to carry it.
When the alien boss's daughter-in-law saw the alien boss being put into a big jar, her tears were like pinching the water on the dish, and she couldn't stop flowing down.
The alien boss may be pretending to be confused: "Alas? I'm not dead yet, you, why are you crying? ”
"You damn old man! How can I cry? My eyes are blown by the wind! I burst into tears! I said your life is really hard enough, how come you are like this or you are not dead? I expressed my doubts......"
"Haha, like my woman! There is a female man's spirit! The alien boss boasted about his daughter-in-law and gave a thumbs up.
"Go and get all our brothers to gather here! I have something to say to the big guys! Just go! The alien boss's daughter-in-law said very domineeringly to one of his entourages.
Ten seconds later, all the alien armies were neatly assembled on a large wasteland outside the cave entrance, and they were all armed!
"Brothers! Raising soldiers for a thousand days, using soldiers for a while, I want to know how your training is during this time? "The alien boss's daughter-in-law is domineering.
The alien soldiers, who were all in uniform and weapons, said with great imposingness: "We can still unite and conquer the mountains and seas!" Always ready to sacrifice your life for the country! ”
"Good! Tomorrow you have a tough battle to fight! Are you afraid? Timid? Do you have the confidence to win? Please let me know out loud!! The alien boss's daughter-in-law yelled domineeringly.
The alien army stomped their feet on the ground with a "snap", and the sound was like a bell: "I will never know how to write the word fear!" We are invincible! ”
"Good! It is worthy of being a soldier brought out by an alien boss! Early tomorrow morning, we're going to wipe out the Zerg Brood Army and capture the Zerg Brood alive! Do you have faith? Please tell me out loud! ”
"Yes! Yes! Yes! Destroy the Zerg Legion! Catch the Zerg Brood alive! "The alien legions are repeating the slogan over and over again!
The alien boss was enthusiastic when he watched it on the side, and he was suddenly very glad that he had such a good daughter-in-law who understood himself and was shrewd and capable! can only have no hands and feet in the future, and it is difficult to hug your daughter-in-law!
"Husband! Tomorrow, I will personally take them to destroy the Zerg and capture the leader of the Zerg Nest alive! I'm going to slaughter this wicked Zerg brood with my own hands to avenge you! What do you think? The alien boss's daughter-in-law came over and knelt down in front of the jar containing half of the alien boss's body, kissed the alien boss's forehead very gently, and gently wiped the tears from the corners of its eyes and whispered.