Chapter 97: The Father of Pants (19)
"Very good." Ling Zhi nodded, "Have you eaten?" ”
When Long Qingjue saw that Ling Zhi was so indifferent to his request, he felt that his sense of accomplishment had been stifled again.
There was silence in the car, and it seemed that there was nothing to talk about.
Long Qingjue himself also felt that if in this embarrassing atmosphere, he would be more like a fool if he took a few words such as "Woman, you can't escape from the palm of your hand" and "Woman, you dare to look down on me".
In fact, Ling Zhi didn't want to be silent, she wanted to ask Long Qingjue: "President, is there a hole in your pants?" ”
But is that a good way to ask??? Do you have to ask?
But how do you know if there are any holes in his pants without asking?
Ling Zhi wants to stare at his own pants to try, but the requirement of superpowers is "staring at other people's pants", and he can only count by staring at other people's pants.
So he couldn't help it, Ling Zhi stared at half of Long Qingjue's ass again, and activated his superpowers.
Never mind.
Long Qingjue was a little uncomfortable when he saw Ling Zhi staring at his ass, but he still pretended to be calm and asked, "What are you looking at?" ”
"Yours is a beautiful cushion, where did you buy it?" Ling Zhi asked.
Long Qingjue: "Buy a Maserati and send a cushion." ”
It turned out that I wasn't looking at his ass, I was looking at his cushion......
What was he thinking, he thought people were staring at his ass.
"Then this cushion is quite expensive." Ling Zhi looked away as if nothing had happened.
Long Qingjue finally grasped a topic and said what he wanted to say: "As long as you are with me, you can have as many cushions as you want." ”
Ling Zhi: "Why do I need so many cushions??? ”
Neuropathy.
As many cushions as you want?
Why do you need so many cushions? She can't afford a car!
Long Qingjue also realized that his words were a little wrong after speaking, and hurriedly repeated: "As long as you are with me, you can have as many Maserati as you want." ”
"Thank you, President, but I still want the cushion." Ling Zhi said, "Is your cushion pure cotton?" ”
Long Qingjue felt it: "Well, it should be." ”
"Pure cotton, do you think the Maserati cushion is better to sit on or the Lamborghini cushion is better to sit on?" In order to shut up the boss and stop talking about those embarrassing quotes, Ling Zhi is using her chatter skills.
"Lamborghini doesn't send cushions."
"And what are the styles of Maserati cushions?"
“……”
Ling Zhi was like this, chatting with Mr. Ba for half an hour on the cushion.
It wasn't until Ling Zhi arrived at the destination and got off the bus and disappeared without a trace that Long Qingjue reacted, he wanted to flirt with Ling Zhi, why did he chat with her for half an hour???
He always felt that he and Ling Zhi couldn't always be on the same channel when chatting.
After seeing Long Qingjue leave, Ling Zhi took the bus back to the rental house by himself.
Just kidding, how could she let Long Qingjue know where she lived, would she still have a peaceful life?
"Xiao Ri, has the task of heroes saving beauty been completed?" Lingzhi asked the daydream system.
The daydream system struggled for a moment: "It should ...... You're done, right? ”
Although this hero doesn't seem to have a sense of accomplishment in saving beauty.
It's too perfunctory.
Back at the rental house, Ling Zhi saw Qi San'er sitting alone on the sofa in a daze.
There was no TV in the rental house and he didn't have a mobile phone to play, which was really hard for him.
"Why did it take so long to come back?" Qi San'er's eyes were a little sleepy, and that confused appearance gave Ling Zhi the illusion that he had a pet.