"Met a fool and lost time." Ling Zhi said, "I'm going to work tomorrow, don't come with me." ”

"Oh, I'll go find those brothers and let them play with me." Qi San'er is obedient.

"Don't let them spoil you." Ling Zhi actually looks down on those little gangsters, all of them are adults and don't do their jobs all day.

Qi San'er said confidently: "No." ”

Ling Zhi thought of the superpower he had just failed to test, hesitated for a long time, and said to Qi San'er: "Third brother, I want to tell you something. ”

"What's the matter?"

"Actually...... I have a superpower. ”

Qi San'er looked at Ling Zhi with adoring eyes: "What superpower?" ”

Looking at Qi San'er's adoring eyes, Ling Zhi suddenly felt that it was too difficult to speak.

Generally, when it comes to superpowers, other people's first reaction is to fly, read minds, teleport, see-through, teleport, create something out of nothing, and so on.

How can she speak with this fucking superpower? Tell her how to speak?!

"That's it...... Staring at someone else's pants will make someone else's pants tear a hole......" Ling Zhi said with a suffocation.

"......" Qi San'er was silent for a second, "Why did my sister tell me this?" ”

"I want to do an experiment with you, I'll stare at your ass, and you can see if there is a hole in your pants." Ling Zhi really wants to know if this superpower is useful

"Okay." Qi San'er readily agreed, and happily unbuttoned his belt.

Ling Zhi hurriedly pressed his hand: "What are you doing?" ”

"Aren't you going to see it?" Qi San'er said straightly.

Ling Zhi: "I mean you can just watch it in private. ”

"Let's see together."

“……”

Ling Zhi pressed his eyebrows with a headache: "I don't have superpowers, I'll tease you." ”

Sure enough, when such a superpower is spoken, others will only think that she has a brain problem.

Daydream system: "Release the task: Please accept the gift of the boss in public tomorrow and complete the task 'Spend a lot of money'." ”

"Spending a lot of money?" Ling Zhi wondered what Long Qingjue would give her, "You won't give me a Maserati cushion, will you?" ”

Daydream system: "The devil knows. ”

Since the daydream system says that it is accepted in public, the time for Mr. Ba to give gifts should be during her work hours. However, before Ling Zhi woke up the next day, he was woken up by a rapid knock on the door.

"Yang Lingzhi, open the door!"

Ling Zhi heard that the voice was Liang Xiuli, and opened the door irritably in her pajamas: "Liang Xiuli, your family is dead, and you are mourning in the morning?" ”

"Dead prostitute, how did you talk to your mother, did you think that I wouldn't dare to beat you when you grew up?" Liang Xiuli had a loud voice, which disturbed the nearby neighbors, and the neighbors stood at the door to watch the excitement.

Ling Zhi blocked the door, did not let Liang Xiuli enter the door, she yawned: "Ms. Liang, if you have a louder voice than me, I will beat someone more painful than you." ”

Liang Xiuli looked around and found that many neighbors were indeed watching the excitement, she still wanted to save face, and her voice was a little quieter: "Yang Lingzhi, are you dead inside?" I've just knocked on the door for so long! Let me in first! ”

Ling Zhi leaned on one side of the door frame, raised his foot against the door frame on the other side, blocking the way and not letting Liang Xiuli enter the door: "Ms. Liang, do you know how to write the word politeness?" ”

"I'm your mother, and you're asking me to be polite to you? Rebel, you are not afraid of being struck by lightning! ”