Chapter 562: Tricky Plan
"That's pretty much it!" Xiao Cuntou pursed his lips, "It's only two catties, and there are eighteen catties, tell the back kitchen, move quickly!" ”
The man's lips moved, and he swallowed back the words that came to his mouth, these two fish were five catties, but the small head said two catties, this is an ambush for the back of the debt. Seeing that Xiong Tianyu and the others had moved their chopsticks, another guy quietly came to Mu Yuan's table.
"A few guests, I'm sorry, I'll immediately ask the back kitchen to make two more for you, I'll tell the boss that I'll give you a discount!"
"It's fine!" Mu Yuan waved his hand, and there was no trace of gloom on his face under the brim of his hat, "Eat early and eat late, we are not in a hurry!" ”
"Good, good!" The guy saw that the cup on the table was almost drunk, and quickly copied it in his hand, "I'll refill it for you right away, free, free!" ”
"Late eating?" Xiong Tianyu sneered in his heart, although he couldn't see the faces of Mu Yuan and the others, he had already recognized Ren Sui, "You just wait tonight, Lao Tzu can't eat it, even if he feeds the dog, he won't give it to you!" ”
"That's it?" Ren asked in a low voice, smiling maliciously.
"What else?" Mu Yuan spread his hands, "Turned the table up?" It's only going to make trouble for the boss, and I'm afraid we'll have to live in the game tonight! ”
"That's it!" Long Ling'er laughed hesitantly, "'Urging Yama' hasn't opened his mouth yet, why are you in a hurry!" ”
As soon as Xiong Tianyu and the others came in, Li Susu's eyes never left these people, and his attention was so focused that he even forgot to peel the boiled peanuts in his hand. As she observed, her lips were still quivering, and her index finger was shaking rapidly. Makihara is very familiar with these reactions, which are some outward manifestations of the memory master when memorizing things, but everyone's habits are different.
"Susu!" Mu Yuan shouted in a low voice, but the other party did not have a trace of reaction, "Susu! ”
"Ahh Li Susu was stunned and looked at Mu Yuan blankly, "What? ”
"Little Yama, is there a way to deal with those bastards!" Long Ling'er asked with a grin.
"Yes!" Li Susu thought for a while, and there was a hint of loss on his face, "But you can't kill them all!" ”
"Poof!" Mu Yuan squirted out the beer that he drank in his mouth, and if he hadn't turned his head in time, the few side dishes on the table would have been inedible, "Ahem, it's not ...... There's no need, teach...... Just teach it a lesson, ahem! ”
"Cut, that's boring!" Long Ling'er pouted, "Isn't this 'Urging Yama' to become a tricky king!" ”
"How far can you fix them?" Ren asked.
"Burn!" "Two severe burns, three minor burns, and the remaining three ...... You might fall, but it's fine! ”
"Smack!" There was a sound of a cup falling on the table next to it, and it turned out that a cup had been rubbed off.
Li Susu's eyes lit up and said, "If you can stab one, if you're lucky...... Maybe two of them! ”
"Yes, yes!" Long Ling'er clapped her little hands excitedly, "How do you get it?" How? ”
"Will it cause trouble for the store?" Makihara frowned.
"It's okay, to be able to open such a big store here, there is definitely a background!" Long Ling'er said nonchalantly, "Well, there are cameras installed outside the door, and there is even a sign that says 'Be careful of slipping', besides, they burned themselves, what's the matter with closing the store!" ”
Mu Yuan looked around, and Long Ling'er was right.
"Tell me, what should I do?" Seeing that Mu Yuan acquiesced, Long Ling'er became even more excited.
"Gotta wait!"
"Wait?"
"Yes!" Li Susu reached out and adjusted the plate on the table, "After a while, our two fish will be stopped by them, and the shopkeeper will roughly be arranged in this shape!" ”
"How do you know?" Ren Sui asked curiously.
"Because they want to shoot the leader's fart, they will put the two plates of grilled fish that have just been delivered in the middle, and the charcoal fire of the grilled fish is still hot, and it is impossible to put the four plates of grilled fish together tightly, and there needs to be a certain gap in the middle!" Li Susu said, "The two guys just now are specifically responsible for delivering food, one is one meter six three tall, the other is one meter six six, and the height of the table is one meter two, the gap between them and several of them sitting together is only more than 40 centimeters, only the leader sits loosely, and it is also the best place for the guys to serve food!" ”
Li Susu said as she laid out the four plates in a shape, but she didn't pay attention, and the other three all opened their mouths wide and looked at her with a stunned expression.
"But this time, the guy will have a quarrel with them, and the grilled fish will be taken away under the pull, so it is very likely that these laymen will put the grilled fish in a mess, which gives us a chance!" Li Susu said, squinting at the few people sitting next to Xiong Tianyu, thinking for a while, he adjusted the plate again, "The final placement should be like this, at this time, we have to find an opportunity to adjust the second grilled fish plate slightly!" ”
"In the past? How to get over? They were sitting together, and they couldn't have watched us do anything! ”
"No!" Li Susu shook his head, "That little inchhead has been holding urine for a long time, he will find a chance to go to the toilet!" We're going to seize this opportunity to adjust his stool to this position, and see that beer bottle under the stool? Knock it down and stick it to the left leg! ”
"So precise? It's too difficult! Ren Sui shook his head.
"Leave it to me!" Long Ling'er said confidently, "A few of you just sit here, waiting to see a good show!" ”
With this goal in mind, time seemed to slow down a lot, and twenty minutes later, the two guys finally came over with two plates of steaming grilled fish. Xiong Tianyu made a look, and a few people in the small inch blocked the guy's way with understanding.
"Where are you going?"
"Three...... Table 32! ”
"Damn, don't you have a long memory, Lao Tzu just said it, let you act quickly, let the big customers not entertain, but go to serve those cats and dogs, how the fuck do you do business, believe it or not, Lao Tzu smashed your shop!"
"Yes...... But people have been waiting for a long time, and they are angry and rich! The man pleaded, "Your fish is already roasting, I'll put this down and serve it right away!" ”
"End? Take your mother's head, Lao Tzu will eat this portion! Xiao Cuntou scolded in his mouth, and reached out to grab it.
"Don't, this charcoal is burning, hot!"
Where to listen to the persuasion of the little inch, before the man's warning was finished, his hands had already grasped the base. The guy was afraid of being burned, so he hurriedly let go of his hand. With a grinning howl, Xiao Cuntou jumped and put the grilled fish on the table, and then stuffed his fingers into his mouth. The little rascal who grabbed the grilled fish on the other side of the table was about the same, and he shook his hands desperately to relieve the pain in his heart.
"The plate doesn't have to be moved!" Li Susu's face was full of surprise, and his voice trembled a little, "It's better than expected, but the angle of the stool needs to be changed slightly!" ”
Long Ling'er and the three of them turned their heads to see that the position of the two plates of grilled fish was similar to Li Susu's previous guess, but closer to the table. The person at the table tried to pull it, but he couldn't pull it because of the tablecloth, and almost knocked over the cup.
"Okay, let's eat first!" Xiong Tianyu picked up the chopsticks, "These two fish are fatter than just now, eat them for a while and then move the place!" ”
"Big brother, you eat first, I'll go out!" Xiao Cuntou didn't sit down, said hello and walked to the store.
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