"That's right, I've seen that shrimp thing, it's really like a shrimp!"

"Second donkey, shut up, Lao Tzu's guy is amazing, I don't believe we can try it at night!"

"Than? How can it be compared? Xiong Tianyu smiled.

"Second brother, you have some oil and water, the whole two beautiful girls, let them compare and compare, let's watch, haha!"

"Okay, find a place at night, and go and defeat the fire!"

"Second brother, thank you, it's good to mix with you, you can get rich and worship fire!"

"Of course, the second brother is the most righteous!"

Xiong Tianyu spit out a bone with a "poof", and when he looked up, he saw an elf-like girl walking in front of the table, although the other party's face was blocked by a peaked cap, but just looking at the delicate figure, the waist-length black silk knew that this chick was definitely not bad.

"Second brother, what are you looking at...... Yo, this chick isn't bad! ”

"That's it, I don't have to look for someone else at night, just let this little sister accompany the second brother, ah, haha!"

"Hooligans!" Long Ling'er scolded angrily, and was so angry that she paused and almost kicked over the stools beside her.

"Gollum!" The bottle on the edge of the stool fell to the ground and rolled onto the table. Long Ling'er was thinking about what excuse to set the bottle up, but she saw a white shadow suddenly appear under the table. Niwa poked its head out from under the table, its little paws pushing the empty bottle back, it blinking its two big eyes, as if waiting for Long Ling'er's instructions.

Long Ling'er was overjoyed, her eyes turned to the left, Dan Yu under the table was stunned for a moment, and then pushed the bottle to the left, from beginning to end, its two big eyes were staring at Long Ling'er, and after seeing the other party smile, it slowly let go of its little claws.

"Second brother, this chick's smile is really tired!"

"Hehe, eighty percent is also a **, go up and hook up, maybe you can take it away in a while!"

"Second brother, why do I think this chick is a little familiar!"

"Familiar? Second donkey, which girl you kid doesn't look familiar with, can't you see it in a dream, haha! ”

"Second brother, what are you talking about?" Xiao Cuntou ran back in a hurry, "I just saw a girl outside the toilet, that body, that skin ......"

"Haha, Xiami, you didn't pull her into the toilet, did you hold her urine for a long time, that thing soaked soft!"

"Fart, I'll take off my pants and give you ......"

Xiao Cuntou was foaming at the mouth and talking in the vernacular, while sitting down, and before his ass could sit firmly, he felt that his feet were slipping. As his legs lifted high, he fell straight backwards. When the person next to him saw it, he hurriedly reached out to pick it up, but the gap between the seats was too small, and he only grabbed the clothes of the small inch in a hurry.

"Sting!" The clothes of the small head were directly torn.

"Whoa!"

Xiao Cuntou grabbed the tablecloth in a panic, and under a pull, the cups and plates fell down in a hurry, impartially, and were buckled to the front chest of Xiao Cuntou, the oil juice splashed, the charcoal fire jumped wildly, and Xiao Cuntou howled like a pig, rolling all over the ground, and kicking all fours.

"Boom! Whoa! The two tables that had been put together were kicked over by the head of the village, and all the things on the tables fell to the ground, making a mess.

"Ahh

Including Muyuan and Rensui, all the male guests subconsciously wanted to touch the crotch of their pants, and another grilled fish that had just been served poured down, pouring a plate full of hot oil and charcoal fire directly into Xiong Tianyu's crotch, he screamed, rolled his eyes, and fell to the ground.

"Second brother, second brother!"

A few little hooligans threw down their moaning little heads, rolled and crawled to Xiong Tianyu in the oil stains on the ground, and rescued him from the charcoal fire. It's a pity that Xiong Tianyu's pants are burning, and the sensitive area and thighs are burned black.

"Water, water!" A rascal shouted in a panic.

As soon as the person next to him heard this, he picked up the teapot on the adjacent table and poured it on, and after a sparse sound of water, clouds of water vapor rose between Xiong Tianyu's crotch, which ...... It's a fucking pot of hot water.

"Giggles!" Long Ling'er stood at the door of the store, smiling breathlessly.

"This ...... Also in your plans? Seeing a group of people running out with Xiao Cuntou and Xiong Tianyu, Mu Yuan asked curiously.

"Yes!" Li Susu nodded, "The result of the small inch is the same as what I calculated, but...... That one...... Where the wound ...... It's kind of weird, and other people don't seem to hurt as expected! ”

"Foodie, good job!" Long Ling'er happily rubbed Niwa's little head, "I told the boss and weighed a live fish to go back for dinner!" ”

"Admire!" Ren said convincingly, thought for a moment, and then asked, "I...... Are there drawbacks too? I mean, I can be ...... too."

"Yes!" Li Susu nodded decisively, "But the amount of information is insufficient, so I can only seriously injure you for the time being!" ”

"What?" Ren Sui was startled, and involuntarily moved to the side, "What...... How to seriously hurt? ”

"You have a very intimate animal, but it's emotionally unstable and has a fixed cycle!"

"You...... How do you know? ”

"You have white hair on your cuffs, collar, pockets, etc., and you're a white monkey, big in size! The slight abrasion marks on the knee of your pants are smooth, and the fact that you often ride on its back also shows that this monkey is huge! ”

"No...... No, how do you know its emotional ......"

"Because there's blood on the white hair!" Li Susu pulled out a white hair from Ren Sui's cuff and signaled to everyone, "This monkey is injured, and injured animals are generally more irritable!" During the few days when you drove to protect me, during the three days of the 14th, 15th and 16th lunar calendar, you were a little emotionally unstable and seemed to be worried about something, especially at night, when you became more impatient and always wanted to go back early, so, I guess you should want to go back and take care of the monkey! ”

Ren Sui looked at Li Susu in horror, and a peanut that had just been stuffed into his mouth fell onto the table.

"Wife, check out!" Mu Yuan shouted, he had to end this topic quickly, if he allowed Li Susu to continue, it was estimated that Ren Sui would be scared away.

"No need!" The shopkeeper walked out with a hint of anxiety on his face, "The small store was not well entertained tonight, and I didn't let a few guests eat well, please be sure to say hello next time you come over, I will definitely give a few discounts!" ”

"Okay, thank you boss!" Muhara stood up with a smile, took out a hundred yuan and put it on the table, they drank a few glasses of draft beer tonight, and four dishes of meat and vegetables with side dishes, estimated to be nearly 100 fast. In addition, Long Ling'er also weighed a live fish, which is estimated to be around one hundred and twenty yuan if it adds up.

"Little brother, you're very particular!" The boss didn't shirk either, and said with a smile, "Come over another day, the drinks are free, and I'll give you half the price of grilled fish!" ”

"Boss, those guys just now are not easy to mess with, you have to prepare early!" When she walked out of the tent, Long Ling'er blinked her eyes and kindly reminded her, "If we need witnesses, we don't mind appearing in court!" ”

The boss looked at the hundred yuan on the table, and then at the backs of several people, and his brows couldn't help but wrinkle.

"Let's go the other way!" Looking at the still bustling crowd in the night market, Mu Yuan turned his feet and walked towards a small alley.

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