"Big Black Bull, have you arrived?"

"I've already arrived!"

"Where's Jelly? How is he? I just called him a lot and didn't reply. ”

"I don't know, when I was halfway there, the car had already overtaken him, and the rest ...... Do your best and let God do your best! ”

The conversation between Deng Qian and the big black bull made everyone's hearts sink.

Soon, the handlebars of the program team ran to the point where they were exhausted, and their throats and lungs seemed to be on fire, and the other seven people were taken back to the warehouse of the tram base.

"Where's Jelly? Why didn't you see him? ”

After all seven people arrived, they waited for a while and didn't see Guo Dong, and the captain of Deng Qian couldn't help but ask.

"Do you need to ask? This product must be busy with sisters, pickled girls, and dedicated to courtesy! This is a jerk of the opposite sex and inhumanity, did you know him the first day? ”

Several people were stunned, not stunned by this cognition, but stunned by the sour tone in Beibi's words.

This is...... Jealous?

Deng Chao, Da Hei Niu and Chen He's brows all furrowed involuntarily.

They involuntarily glanced at Chen He, then at Silly Gen'er, and finally at Beibi, and their hearts couldn't help but sink a little.

They are running men's groups, not marriage groups!

"It's back, it's back!"

Fortunately, Guo Dong and Xixi's return broke the atmosphere that was beginning to be embarrassing.

"This bastard, I knew he was going to come back like this!"

Looking at the smiling and beautiful smiling face sitting on the crook of Guo Dong's arm, Beibi snorted a little sourly for some reason.

"How? Did you catch up in the end? ”

Silly Gen'er was the first to run over to break the sweet romance between the two and get four white eyes that were brushed together.

"Catch up? How can it be! I'm halfway through the race, and the car is already at the finish line, okay? ”

Everyone's eyes widened in disbelief: "Wouldn't it!?" ”

"Jelly, you're kidding me, aren't you?"

"No, no, no, this must not be true!"

Guo Dong shrugged his shoulders: "I also hope it's fake, but it turns out that it's impossible for a two-legged one to run more than four legs, not to mention how many legs the tram thing has to be if one leg is counted as a wheel!" ”

Although Guo Dong's words were witty, the hearts of Deng Qian and others sank more and more.

Because Guo Dong's words really can't be more correct!

"Hey, aren't you a peerless warrior? What about the good Wushuang? You're going to make a nirvana, magnifying move! ”

can scare Guo Dong like this, except for beibi, he will not be the second choice.

"Eldest sister, I'm bragging, it's just talking, you really listened to it!?"

Guo Dong let go of his smokyness and roared a little frantically.

"Then don't be so arrogant before! We thought you had a chance to win! ”

The director coughed and interrupted the rampaging beibi and the others: "Ahem, let's announce the results of the first round of challenges, because of some irresistible circles, unfortunately, your challenges are ......"

Speaking of this, the director paused: "...... Succeed! ”

Well?

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they reflected it, and their eyes widened in disbelief!

Their challenges...... It worked?

"Brother Xindong has eternal life, Brother Xindong does not fail the course, and when he encounters danger, he shouts Brother Dong three times!"

The director announced that the challenge was successful, and there was no more to play in teasing this group of bad friends, so Guo Dong could only continue to tease the poor in another way.

"What? Brother Dong's name is megatron? ”

Some people's eyes lit up, after all, Guo Dong's skills, it is impossible to say that there is no mark in some groups that will be related to embarrassment.

"No, shout Brother Dong three times...... Brother Dong is not good! ”

The first half of the sentence was still very imposing and calm, and in the second half of the sentence, Guo Dong covered his face and cried sadly: "In the early years, I was surrounded by three people, and I could have solved things calmly, but after I reported my name, I was beaten up severely, otherwise I would now look more handsome than Hua Tsai, Cheng Wu, and Yan Zu combined!" ”

Hehe...... Hehe!

Everyone looked at him with a beep Teddy expression, but Silly Gen'er, who didn't know him well, winked and asked, "When were you beaten?" Aren't your kung fu great? ”

Guo Dong stared at the ceiling with tears in his eyes: "Kindergarten middle class, four and a half years old!" ”

"Oh my God, someone beat you up so little? Too inhuman, right? You didn't report the crime? ”

Silly Gen'er's eyes widened.

"Report the crime? When I went home and told my dad, my dad hit me on the kang and beat me up three and a half points. ”

"Why?"

This time, everyone was curious, their son was beaten, and he didn't give his anger, so why did he beat him?

"Because I was beaten by three and a half year old girls who had just entered kindergarten and entered the nursery class......"

After laughing, the group took a short break and went to the frolicking lawn of the Youth Culture Park according to the requirements of the new task card.

"Director, what about the playful lawn? What about the hometown of the big black cow? Why are we at the riverside!? ”

Seeing the Yangtze River close at hand, and then looking at a large piece of drink bottles and tape on the ground, even Guo Dong felt that his whole person was not good, not to mention Deng Qian and others, and roared madly on the spot.

More than 1,000 meters of the river, crossed with these plastic bottles and tape?

Why don't you give me some sheepskins and let me blow a sheepskin raft over there!"

But they all said that today they challenged the program team, so it was doomed, they only have the right to admit defeat today, but they have no right to choose.

And throw in the towel?

"Isn't it the Yangtze River? The train has run through, what else can we not surpass and defeat? ”

A width of more than 1,200 meters?

The corners of Guo Dong's mouth hooked, it's time to show a wave of technology again!

Nine people are divided into three groups, three people in each group, but how to group is a problem, and the most reasonable way to distribute is to distribute according to the principle of weight average, but in this way, everyone has to report their own weight.

"Guo Dong, how do you look? There are actually two hundred and nine pounds? ”

Guo Dong said that he weighed 100 kilograms, and everyone didn't believe it, and the program team immediately responded to the request of Chen He, who reflected the biggest, and sent Guo Dong an electronic scale, and took it, and the weight was several catties heavier than the number Guo Dong said before!

Looking at Guo Dong's body that was only as wide and narrow as himself, and then looking at the weight that was almost thirty pounds more than himself, Chen He suddenly felt that the whole world was exuding malice towards him!

"Actually, that's not bad, Beibi and Yifei are the weakest, and Jelly's strength and physical fitness are the strongest among us, and it is most suitable for him to take care of the two girls. And with his weight, only two girls in a group with him is the most average way! ”

What if not? Guo Dong's own weight is almost as good as the sum of the weight of the two Baolan brothers, if you don't add up the weight, there is not a Chen Hezhong beibi and xixi to share with him, so how to divide it?

Two, four, three? Or two-two-two-three?

Therefore, although some people are unwilling, they can only watch Guo Dong take away two goddesses at once.

"Guo Dong, are you a ship? Why do I look like a cylinder? ”

At first, the three groups were the same, using the plugging method to put together a bunch of drink bottles into something similar to a bamboo raft, but then when others were reinforcing the third layer, Guo Dong turned the hull that was much wider than the other two groups into a barrel, and supported it with several drink bottles in the middle, so that Xi Xi and Beibi could wrap it tightly.

Especially the two ends are sealed to death!

"Of course it's a ship, and it's the first ship!"

Guo Dong smiled and carried this large 'plastic cylinder' with a large amount of sirloin vinegar on his shoulder: "Have you only heard of bamboo rafts and sheepskin rafts, but haven't you heard of canoes?" ”

While speaking, Guo Dong walked to the river and threw his plastic bottle canoe into it, and by the way, he taught the big black bull a lesson to the technical controller: "The flat sheet is indeed the shape with the most buoyancy, but it is also the shape that is the least forceful and the most easily deformed." Our ship is made of hundreds of bottles, and there is no monolithic item that can run through the entire hull, and the head and tail in any direction, whether it is front and back, left and right, up and down or diagonally diagonal, in order to strengthen the fixation and unity of the whole. ”

Speaking of this, Guo Dong stretched out his palm, first flattened it, and then hooked his fingers halfway through, forming a shape similar to a bowl: "In this way, although the buoyancy of the hull is very good, the wholeness is very weak, once it is deformed, the boat will become a bowl, and you will become a bowl of rice balls!" ”

Boom!

The river water of 39 days, although it is in Jinling and the south, but the temperature does not need to be tested, you will know how cold it is when you think about it, but when the time comes, it will be half-soaked in water to cross the Yangtze River.

A few of them suddenly wanted to kill themselves.

"But at least it won't capsize, and you're ......."

The big black bull was not convinced, stretched out his hand and plucked it on Guo Dong's 'canoe', and then saw the canoe spinning in the water.

"That's why I didn't suggest you do the same, because I was able to use my control over my body and strength to keep the canoe balanced so that it wouldn't flip in the water. Moreover, I only need to sit in the middle, not only can I maintain my balance, but my little stove can also use the heat from my body to help them get rid of the cold of the river water on their legs stretched into the water. ”

Guo Dong gradually laughed when he said this: "Brother Dong said, I am a peerless general, and my body is unique in the world, not comparable to you second-class cripples!" ”

After speaking, Guo Dong jumped into the water lightly, dodged the big black bull, and Deng Chao, who found out about the situation, kicked out together, and sat down with an undisguised smile as if riding a horse.

"Two princesses, would you like to ride this goddess with your knights, gallop across the field together, and crisscross this smoke and waves?"