"Ah~ The water is so cold!"

As soon as he sat on the 'canoe' and pushed it into the water, Xi Xi suddenly exclaimed, and his body shook and fell into Guo Dong's arms, and his little face instantly turned a little blue and white.

"Ding~ Your friend's small stove has been launched, please pay attention to check!!"

After Guo Dong sold a cute, he took a deep breath, this time not only carried the qi and blood, but even the Jiuyang Divine Skill was operated by him, and in an instant, not to mention being half-held in his arms, even Deng Qian and Beibi and others who were standing on the shore felt a wave of heat quickly emanating from Guo Dong's body, but in an instant, all the people looked like ghosts, and looked at the position where Guo Dong's legs stretched into the river in a daze.

Why are you warming the Yangtze River and turning it into a hot spring!?

What a cheat!

Why don't you really be earthling!?

What about the Men in Black?

What about the Demon Authority?

And what about the Avengers, S.H.I.E.L.D., and the dragons of my Great Celestial Empire?

Come and catch monsters and aliens!

"Yikes! It's so warm, it's so comfortable! ”

Seeing the heat rising on the surface of the water, I reached out to try it tentatively, and found that it was only less than half a minute, and the river water was no longer cold and biting before, although there was no hot spring at every turn of fifty or sixty degrees, seventy or eighty degrees, but there were about thirty or forty degrees, and soaking my legs in it would not only not be very uncomfortable and painful, but it was very comfortable and even very enjoyable!

Especially when the big black bull also went into the water, with his physique was shivering with ice, and his lips were a little blue in the blink of an eye, seeing this scene, although he was a little worried about the big black bull, especially the weakest physique among the nine people, Wang Gulan, but as the saying goes, there is no harm without comparison, under this most intuitive comparison, the big black bull and others are more full of resentment, while Xi Xi and Beibi are more happy and satisfied.

"There will be times when you ride the wind and waves, hang the clouds and sail the sea, separate the light and the thousand waves are hidden, and step on the eight wildernesses and the four seas! The two concubines, set sail and sit firm! ”

After saying this, Guo Dong stretched out his hands, let Beibi hug his waist, let Xixi lean on his arms, and slapped the two specially replaced hardwood paddles on the water

With a loud bang, two huge waves burst out, pouring the cold river water on the trio of Deng Chao, Little Cheetah and Silly Gen'er on the side, as well as the lifeguards on the lifeboat responsible for the safety of his group, but no drops of water splashed on the three of them.

Because when the water splashed, the 'canoe' had already flown out like an arrow off the string in the beibi and the screams, and the speed once made the big black bull and others mistakenly think that this was not just Guo Dong with two delicate beauties, with a bunch of waste drink bottles and tape, in front of them to make an inferior river-crossing boat, but a high-performance motorboat!

In the period of condor shooting, the second-rate master of Diancang Yuyin was able to fly like a boat, couldn't Guo Dong do it?

If it weren't for the fear of being too shocking and being caught and cut into potato chips for research, Guo Dong didn't need to slap the water surface with an oar, and it would be enough to slap it out with a palm on the river surface, and it would be far faster, farther, and more stable than now!

You can even fly higher!

However, although the wooden oars were replaced instead of the simple oars with alloy rods and plastic heads used in the two groups of big black bulls, the strength was also limited, and if Guo Dong used so much strength, it was estimated that he would only be able to cross the river with two paws.

"Money, let's go home!"

"I think it's more effective for us to drown ourselves by jumping into the river and seize the time to reincarnate!"

Looking at Guo Dong's perverted performance, Deng Qian and Da Hei Niu instantly felt that they had lived in vain for more than 30 years, and they were already beginning to consider whether it was time to retire early, or even it was too late to reincarnate now.

"You two rest here for a while, I'll go help them!"

Soon, the originally scheduled fifteen-minute challenge schedule, Guo Dong only took about two minutes to reach the shore, and got the first flag with two goddesses who only cared about excitement and screaming all the way, and didn't paddle half an oar.

"Help them?"

Beibi looked back with some confusion to see that the current rigidity had entered a quarter of the way, and the other two groups who were still struggling at the origin: "How do you help them?" If you row over, you can't help them, right? Is it behind their ship? ”

Guo Dong shook his head, changed his pride just now, suddenly laughed obscenely, and turned his head to look at Xixi: "Xixi, do you still remember how you came back when the Moon Worship Sect Master came back from overseas when you took a picture of the Fairy Sword Yili?" ”

He was stunned for a moment: "Moon Worship Sect Master? ”

Before she remembered the old events of more than ten years ago, and it was a special effects shot by someone else in the greenback studio, Guo Dong had already posed the classic pose of the Moon Worship Sect Master returning from going to sea.

With his head raised, his chest straightened, his hips lifted, and his hands folded in front of his abdomen, he walked to the river and stepped his feet onto the 'canoe' and stood firmly, as if he was not standing on a drink bottle cylinder that floated lightly in the water and would be reversed at any time, but stood on the world's largest stage: "I can row without oars, and I can sail without direction, because I have a life ...... It's all about the waves! ”

Burst!

This stalk has been around for some years, and naturally everyone knows it, and when they heard his words, everyone suddenly didn't hold back, and they all squirted out.

But just when Guo Dong's voice fell, everyone was stunned to the point of spraying, the water was knee-deep on the riverside, suddenly there was no wind and waves, and a three-foot-wide wave that appeared out of thin air and became more and more intense appeared under the 'canoe', and in everyone's surprised eyes, Guo Dong, who had relied on waves all his life, drove out towards the way he came!

"I ...... No way! ”

All the people opened their mouths wide, even he looked at him all by the waves, and the big black bull and others who came all the way were so shocked that they forgot to row, and even Chen He didn't sit well, and directly took the big black bull and Wang Gulan into the river, which immediately caused a series of exclamations, and on the boat responsible for the safety of their group, five or six lifeguards immediately jumped down and rescued them from the surging river.

"Seeing a handsome sunny and beautiful boy like me coming on the waves, like a great god to save you a few scrap woods, you can be grateful, but not so grateful that you commit suicide, right?"

Guo Dong stood on his canoe, smiled and stretched out his hand to pick up the three people from the water one by one and put them on their boat, and then in the shocked eyes of everyone, he jumped into the rolling Yangtze River with a puff and disappeared without a shadow.

"Audience friends, as I said in the morning when I was racing against the train, it's time to show a wave of real technology!"

Smack, smack!

Guo Dong's hands were on the stern of the boat, no, or to be correct, it was the five fingers that buckled down and pushed the stern, and he himself was weirdly not only did not sink in the river, but floated half of his body straight to the surface of the river little by little.

"In the famous online "Dragon and Snake", there are masters of national arts who can rely on their strong strength and super control over their bodies to reach the point where the water is no more than their knees, or even beyond their feet to tread the waves. Although I don't practice national arts, I think my strength is okay, and my control over my body is okay, plus some magic tricks, I can now transform into your coveted beautiful male fish, dear, remember to have mercy! ”

After briefly explaining what is going on with him now, to avoid being taken away as an alien to slice, Guo Dong also sold a cute (cheap), and then when the big black bull and others were nauseated by him to vomit, Guo Dong exerted his strength and directly made a humanoid propeller to push them towards the other side of the river!

"Help us! Hey! Friends on the other side! Help me! Help me! Jelly, quick, pull the banknote, pull the banknote~~! ”

Seeing that Guo Dong opened the plug-in and generally increased the speed of the big black bull by two or three times, and arrived at the opposite shore in a blink of an eye, seeing that they had advanced a third of the way, but deviated from the broken ship of the channel by twice the distance, although Deng Qian didn't want Guo Dong to be so out of the limelight, but he felt that there were no two legs of intuition, but he had to open his mouth to call for help.

"Let's go, I'll accompany you to save Old Deng!"

Because of Guo Dong's relationship, although he had just fallen into the river and was soaking wet and now it was very cold, the big black bull's physical strength was still about half, so after hearing Deng Zhao's call for help, he quickly picked up the oars on the side, and dragged the broken boat that had just flipped over once again, preparing to go into the water for the second time to catch his brother.

"No, I'll just go myself."

Guo Dong stopped the big black bull with a smile, and stretched out his hand to pull out the flags planted in the bow of the boat: "And if you want to save Brother Qian and them, you don't need to use a boat, now there is not much time, if you use a boat, it's too slow!" ”

The big black cow frowned: "Then how did you get over?" ”

Not only the big black bull, but also those who heard Guo Dong's words looked curiously at this man who had brought countless miracles.

Guo Dong shook the small flag in his hand with a smile, took off the flag on it and returned it to the big black bull, then walked to the river, threw it out, turned his head and asked very forcefully behind his hands: "Have you ever heard of the story of Dharma coming to the east and crossing the river with a reed?" ”

Swish!

Before the words fell, let alone let the others react, Guo Dong had already tapped under his feet, and the whole person had already rushed out, looking at him under the gradually rising moonlight, as well as the faint projection of the light by the river, as if the Nine Heavens Immortal had descended to earth, all the people were so shocked that they almost forgot to breathe!

"Good...... So handsome! ”

"Yes, it's really handsome, it would be better if the clothes on my body were changed to a moon-white costume, it's like a sword fairy flying in the sword!"

Beibi and Xixi have finally reached a consensus of opinion for the first time since the show was recorded.

And although Guo Dong didn't hear the discussion behind him after a moment of silence, he had already prepared for this before he pretended to be this force, so he rolled lightly in his heart, and used the method in Feilong's version of the movie to perform the so-called 'crossing the river with a reed', and quickly crossed most of the river to Deng Qian and others in a way that shocked everyone's jaws.

"Audience friends, there is a more classic magic trick, called escape magic, most of them are chosen in the water town, and to perform this magic, in addition to exquisite techniques and lock-picking skills, what is also needed is the amazing turtle breath ability, of course, today's popular name is to hold your breath, so, the real technology shown in the next wave is this!"

After poofing and speaking to the camera, Guo Dong jumped into the water again, but this time he never floated up again......

There should be many friends who read this book, and they are also watching big stars, right? At six o'clock in the evening, the big star resumes the update!

(End of chapter)