Chapter Seventy-Eight: Let's Make a Fire
Sister-in-law Yun raised her eyebrows and said in a coquettish voice: "Nonsense, are you still pestering endlessly? I'll tell you in detail when I go to bed at night, let's go to work." Birds, take the kids. Sister-in-law Yun pulled Yang Yuyan to the kitchen, and Yang Yuyan turned around from time to time and gouged me out with her eyes, as if she wanted to eat me. I didn't think so on the surface, but threw a flying eye at her, and shouted loudly and proudly: "Sister Yuyan, let's go, don't be angry, beautiful women are said to become ugly when they are angry!" I scolded viciously in my heart: "Dead eight women, angry with you! I just soaked your cousin, what's the matter, I don't accept and jump into the river? I'm a little ugly, but as long as I get a big beauty, what does it matter if I'm ugly? By the way, if I become Yang Yuyan's cousin-in-law, what kind of emoji will Yang Yuyan be? In that case, I am big, she is small, if there is a big or small, Yang Yuyan has to call me a cousin-in-law. If this hot fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged super hottie deigned to call me, a short, ugly little hairy boy, a cousin-in-law, it would be cool just thinking about it. It's fascinating. Wow, this feels so good, it's great!" I feel very comfortable now, and I have swept away the frustration of being rushed by my mother to take the baby.
Yun's eight-month-old baby is very well-behaved, and she likes to laugh, which is very cute. I sat on the big fire barrel with him in my arms, and it was fun to tease him and coax him. About half an hour later, the baby fell asleep in my arms. The baby slept peacefully, the tender skin was blown up, and the chubby little face was white and red, which reminded me of Yunsao's snow-white and handsome face, and aroused my deep affection for Yunsao. Love is not something that can be put down. Last night, I swore to let go of Sister-in-law Yun and break off relations with her. But from last night to now, it has only been more than fourteen hours, not to mention letting go and breaking off relations, the affection in my heart for Sister-in-law Yun is much heavier than before. It can be seen that feelings are easy to get lost. I thought so much that I didn't know when Sister-in-law Yun would sit next to me. Sister-in-law Yun held a well-boiled greasy bacon ribs more than three inches long and brought it to my mouth, and said, "Little bird, open your mouth, you just hold the baby like this, and my sister-in-law feeds you." I opened my mouth, and as soon as I bit into the ribs, I heard the sour voice of Yang Yuyan, the hot girl behind us: "There are people in this world who just like to be hypocritical, and they never take into account the feelings of others." Sister-in-law Yun smiled and said, "Little bird, leave her alone." Even if you eat it well, it's okay to let people who like to be jealous make the vinegar jar a mess. ”
Yang Yuyan didn't laugh angrily, but sneered: "I said cousin, are you really fascinated by someone? Like someone's kind of goods, if Miss Ben likes it, the person who comes to my door to ask for relatives guarantees that the queue from here is eighteen miles long. I'm going to eat your jealousy for this kind of thing, you're really making an international joke!"
While continuing to feed me, Sister-in-law Yun turned her head to look at Yang Yuyan and smiled sweetly: "You like braised pork, I like green vegetables and tofu." Fish and bear's paws, green vegetables and turnips, everyone loves. The bird is my green cabbage and radish, I can eat it if I like it, and others can't care about it! ”
"Cousin,...... , how can people become outsiders?" Yang Yuyan stretched her tone, snorted at Sister-in-law Yun, and walked over and shook Sister-in-law Yun's left arm with both hands, not reluctantly. "People care about you, I'm afraid you'll be deceived by a little pervert. If you are not someone's cousin, people are too lazy to care, even if you are a second-rate person with eunuchs, hooligans and bandits, it has nothing to do with it. Seeing Yang Yuyan being coquettish, Sister-in-law Yun pretended to wake up, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, after a long time, it turned out that my cousin blamed my sister Yuyan." Then, here cousin will thank my sister for her kindness, and another day sister will invite you to eat lollipops! "Really?" Yang Yuyan happily let go of Sister-in-law Yun's left arm, jumped six feet high, and shouted happily: "Those who know me, cousin too." People like to eat lollipops the most, unlike some people who really have no taste and regard eating lollipops as a low-level fun. I like to eat lollipops and often eat lollipops have a special meaning, the meaning is to retrieve the memories of childhood, taste the joy of childhood, chew the virginity that is gradually drifting away, is a high-end taste, high-level enjoyment of the realm!" chewing the crunchy ribs in my mouth, I looked at the two peerless beauties in my eyes: one was kind and virtuous and gentle like water, and the other was coquettish and charming like fire, which made my heart rise, and I couldn't wait to immediately hold these two amorous girls in my arms and love them heartily for ten years.
Sister-in-law Yun stood up from the fire bucket, carefully picked up the baby who was sleeping sweetly from my arms, and then sat down next to me tightly, and called softly to Yang Yuyan: "Come, sister, sit on the fire bucket, it's much warmer than standing." Sister and the bird are crowded, and the space for the fire bucket is still large enough. Yang Yuyan looked at me close to Sister-in-law Yun, and snorted dissatisfiedly: "Dead bird, my cousin is so tightly beaten by you, and she is still holding the child, how can she sit comfortably? I scolded in my heart, dead eight women, but I still calmly moved my ass to Yang Yuyan's side to keep the distance between me and Sister-in-law Yun.
Sister-in-law Yun smiled lovingly: "Yuyan, little bird, the three of us have never sat together like this." My cousin and sister-in-law feel so happy! Do you know that in this cold weather, it is the Chinese New Year, which is particularly emotional. The outdoor cold wind, the indoor warmth is like spring, relatives rarely get together, love flows, family affection, affection, love lingers, I think of my parents and relatives, I think of the love between men and women, I think of the past of life, I think of the bits and pieces of the days, happy and happy things, regretful things, sad and painful things. Sometimes looking back on the past, sometimes fantasizing about the future, there is a strange mood. ”
Infected by Yun's sister-in-law's emotions, Yang Yuyan also smiled slightly: "I miss my relatives every festival, and I must enjoy the holidays in life." People should be happy and happy in life, and they should not seek trouble for themselves and be sad in vain. Taking advantage of Yang Yuyan's rare happiness, I hurriedly said cautiously: "Sister Yuyan, the little bird is still too young, if there is anything offensive to Sister Yuyan before, I still hope for Sister Haihan." As my sister just said, life must be happy, don't ask for troubles. The little bird loves Yunsao, just like a mouse loves rice, dry firewood loves fire, hot and hot, very sincere, and I hope that Sister Yuyan will be fulfilled. ”