"How can I have such a big face? The shelves of other people's little birds are big, like a great god, and I can't move the little girl. It was Aunt Xiaolian who slapped her, he, maybe the little fart is still hurting now!" After speaking, Sister-in-law Yun smiled proudly, her pinch could use seven points of strength, which was enough for this kid. Originally, I wanted to say a little word to Yang Yuyan, but I decided to hook up with Yang Yuyan, and I couldn't contradict her, so I immediately changed my tone and smiled flatteringly: "Sister Yuyan, you are really beautiful today, much more beautiful than some people, and you deserve to be the first village flower of our village!" Yang Yuyan looked at me vigilantly with a look of disbelief, thinking to herself why this kid suddenly had a feeling for Miss Ben today, as if he had never been very reasonable to me before. She sank her face and said angrily: "Flim tongue, nothing to be courteous, either treacherous or thief." "His grandmother's is honest and honest!" makes me seem to be very dishonest, as if I have always been a treacherous person. Young Master Ben has always been very honest and never lies.

I shook my head helplessly, I can only say that I am particularly unlucky for this year's Lantern Festival, this is the third woman to be mad at me, I still have to be careful, one accidentally may be kicked or slapped. I said cautiously, very sincerely, and affectionately: "Sister, my own sister, Xiaobird suddenly found out that my sister is really beautiful today, why was I so heartless and blind before, and I didn't find this big beauty? Of course, the Yang family has a girl who has just grown up, raised in the deep boudoir and no one knows it, there are eyes without beads, and the person who has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai is not a little bird, the little bird is polite, and I hope that Sister Yunyan won't blame the little bird brother too much for this!"

"Ah, bah, what does Miss Ben want you to know? If you don't know me, I'm not pretty? And make me feel like I'm a beautiful man, you think I'm going to marry you? I really want to beat you up. Yang Yuyan scolded me disdainfully, and after scolding, she kicked me with her right foot. If it weren't for the baby, it would have been possible to give me a kick.

I was speechless, and Sister-in-law Yun, who was standing on the sidelines and watching coldly, saw that I was tired, and laughed: "Haha, I really watched a good show." Someone's hot face is stuck on someone's cold buttocks, and it doesn't taste good! ”

"Cousin, what are you messing up about? Can this stinky boy stick to someone's buttocks?" Yang Yuyan said in a coquettish voice. Sister-in-law Yun pretended to be serious and said, "Hey, yes." My Yuyan sister wants to have a figure, a face, a spicy face, a height, and a height, those stinky disciples who only have a low degree and only a low appearance are really not qualified to stick to your fragrant ass? Brother Bird, are you right?" After speaking, she couldn't help laughing happily, and hugged Yang Yuyan with her son with both hands and laughed with her.

I coughed dryly twice, and pretended to be deep and said, "I said Sister-in-law Yun, Sister Yuyan, is my matter so funny? Be careful not to drop the baby on the ground." Give me the baby, I'm not here to be your joke!"

Sister-in-law Yun stopped laughing, took the child from Yuyan's hand, and kissed my forehead unexpectedly when she carefully carried the child into my arms, not only did she feel panicked, but more importantly, Yang Yuyan stared at Sister-in-law Yun with a scarlet face in disbelief, and it took a while to shift her gaze to my face, she stammered a little and asked: "No, cousin, you, you, what kind of song are you singing? How can you kiss this stinky boy? Do you have any personal relationship with this little hairy child?"

"Damn, Sister Yuyan, what do you call this?" Sister-in-law Yun quickly calmed down, the sultry shyness on her originally red face had quietly disappeared, and she deliberately taught Yang Yuyan a lesson with a straight face: "If you kiss your forehead, you will call it a private affair?" Sister Yuyan, don't you put a high hat on me and label me indiscriminately. You know, chewing your tongue can kill you. If your cousin-in-law suspects me of going out of the wall to buy him a green hat, the consequences will be very serious! Little Bird helps me take care of the baby, what reward should I give him? You see, I don't have much money to buy lollipops for Little Bird, and Little Bird has long been out of the low-level fun of eating lollipops, and he has long been infatuated with the kisses of beautiful women and the fake love of beautiful women. There is no way, I do what I like, I have everything, I have to kiss each other, anyway, it is a scene, hypocrisy, I have nothing to lose. Sister Yuyan, you have to testify to me, my classmate Xiaoniao and I are innocent, and we definitely have no personal affairs with children. ”

I didn't expect that the gentle and lovely sister-in-law Yun still had such a good side, I opened my eyes, and I saw that she scared Yang Yuyan into a daze, and I easily held myself back from laughing. "But cousin, if a man or a woman doesn't kiss, you still shouldn't kiss him. Yang Yuyan chattered. "Yuyan, you are really a tendon," Sister-in-law Yun poked Yang Yuyan's forehead with her finger and asked, "Could it be that you still want to sue me in front of your cousin-in-law or your mother?" I asked you, is it me or your cousin-in-law?" "Of course it's my cousin!" Yang Yuyan said stunned. "Isn't that the end of it? keep it a secret for my sister, and don't tell anyone about the bird's kindness to me. Sister-in-law Yun advised.

"Cousin, do you really have a leg with this stinky boy? You actually fooled around with a wild man in front of your son, you betrayed your cousin-in-law, you don't keep the woman's way!" Unexpectedly, Yang Yuyan was emotional, not only did she not keep it secret, but she screamed in a fuss, as if she was about to let the whole village know about this ugly thing, which made Sister-in-law Yun and I both very nervous, for fear that someone would hear about it. Sister-in-law Yun hurriedly covered Yang Yuyan's small mouth with both hands, and scolded in a low voice: "Little ancestor, you speak softly! Didn't I say that you should keep it secret? I haven't reached the point where Xiaoniao and I have a leg, and I only have two kisses and a hug with him, that's all, I can't talk about fooling, wild men, women, betrayal, these words." ”

Yang Yuyan looked at me with disdain, and then whispered to Sister-in-law Yun: "Cousin, why do you think of such a thing as him? He is still a little hairy child, the key is that he is still short and ugly, a head shorter than you. And you have a good looks, a tall body, and a high vision, how can you fall in love with him? You see, your three highs are not in harmony with him at all? You say, you can't find a better one, so if you are caught raped in bed, you will be more glamorous and decent, right?"