"What the hell is this?"

Guo Dong looked at the staff of the Hua Shao program group in his hand, and handed him the mobile phone as soon as he knocked on the door, and his eyes were full of questions.

Didn't you leave two days later?

At this point, you can only use the mobile phone provided by the sponsor?

"This is the Flower Less program group, and we will have two candidate tour guides this season......"

Guo Dong's heart jumped, and without waiting for the voice on the other side of the phone to continue, he immediately interrupted it, and suddenly found something wrong: "Candidate tour guide?" ”

"That's right, you've been selected for one of the two tour candidates. You'll have a day to convince your teammates to choose to support you as a tour guide for the new season, or you'll be exiled on your own. ”

The voice on the other side of the phone continued, Guo Dong looked left and right, then walked into the kitchen and picked up the kitchen knife and put it on the phone: "Is your program team floating, or Brother Dong, I can't hold the knife?" ”

The voice on the other side of the phone froze for a moment, and then changed to another person's voice, "Obviously, it's Brother Dong, you can't hold the knife." ”

“…… Come, discuss, this section is pinched, how about changing the candidate tour guide? ”

Listening to the new voice on the other side, Guo Dong rolled his eyes speechlessly, threw away the kitchen knife, and discussed with the other party.

No way, who let the guy on the other side be an acquaintance.

"Oh, Xiao Dongdong, you're embarrassing me like this."

Listening to the three words 'Xiao Dongdong', the roots of Guo Dong's teeth creaked: "He Shouyan, if you shout these three words again, believe it or not, I will artificially fatten and make you fat eight times?" ”

Listening to Guo Dong's crazy voice, the new voice on the other side was also specially for Guo Dong, and He Shouzhi laughed: "Okay, I can't ask for some meat...... But only if you come back from exile in Africa. ”

Faced with Guo Dong's threat of 'full of old punches, swollen and fat eight circles', He Shouyan said that he didn't mind at all, and directly threw another threat over.

"Count you ruthless!"

Thinking about a person being exiled to Africa, and having to face the camera every day and not be able to use the spatial ability to leave, even if Guo Dong hates it so much, he can only helplessly choose to bow to the evil forces: "The notice fee is halved!" ”

"No, no, no, you have to know that although spending less on this show is to let you go to a poor trip, the program team is not bad for money."

“…… The issue of security abroad was left to me. ”

"Deal."

Guo Dong didn't know that when he threatened the program team to fail, but instead carried out a dirty PY deal with He Shouyan, who was messed in, others had already started the live canvassing of candidate tour guides.

But one thing he does know is that making himself a candidate tour guide is a pit from the start.

Especially after He Shouyan shouted without hesitation that he had completed the handover, he quickly hung up the phone, and after not giving himself a reaction and a time to return at all, Guo Dong understood.

Hua Shao's show is now in its third season, and it has always been running abroad, and there is no way to compare foreign security with domestic security, especially this season is still known as an adventure, and it needs to be paid more attention to safety than before.

But after all, when you go abroad, there are many things that the program team can't do, or you can't solve the fire at all.

Especially just a while ago, there was just a case where other program teams were filming abroad, and almost all of them died in a foreign country.

"Well, with him, there is no need to worry about security."

He Shouyan, who hung up the phone quickly with the momentum of covering his ears and ringing the bell, breathed a long sigh of relief in Director Hua Shao's puzzled gaze.

"Is he really that powerful?"

Director Wu looked at He Shouyan in confusion.

"Don't you know anything about him?"

Listening to Director Wu's questions, He Shouyan was even more confused than her.

Didn't she, the director, know the information about the stars in the show before?

"Understood......"

Director Wu blinked: "But aren't those all arranged in advance to build momentum for him?" ”

At first, Guo Dong shocked the country with his reputation as a fierce general, but as he later quit running and began to mortuary at home, and he has not accepted the provocation of those athletes on the Internet, more and more people think that Guo Dong's previous things are hype, fake, and pre-arranged supports or props.

And this Director Wu is one of them.

Especially when she was one of the operators of some similar schemes.

"You......"

Looking at this old friend for many years, He Shouyan shook his head helplessly, there were many things he couldn't tell the other party.

"That's it, you ask Xiao Chen for the second unedited film of the goddess, and you will know when the time comes."

After finishing speaking, He Shouyan left here, leaving a confused Director Wu with a puzzled face, and after the director who came to find the goddess wanted to go to the original film of the second issue, he watched Guo Dong punch the bull's head and fell into sluggishness and panic.

Don't mention the matter here, turn back to Guo Dong's side.

After being polluted by He Shou to protect the safety of Hua Shao's trip, Guo Dong's filming officially began.

"This is your live broadcast phone, now please give yourself a nickname to cover up your identity and enter the live broadcast room."

As a result, the program team handed him another mobile phone, Guo Dong raised his eyebrows, and then logged in a few words in his nickname: "Big dog." ”

This nickname is not only speechless for several program team staff around Guo Dong, but even the other stars in the live broadcast room are stunned.

"Yo, isn't this Brother Da Ren~"

Looking at the person in the live broadcast room who was a little incoherent and didn't know what to say, Guo Dong laughed after thinking about it.

"Wait a minute...... So these IDs are my teammates!? ”

At this time, a candidate tour guide who was a little slow to react suddenly reacted to something.

"Brother Da Ren, I suggest you eat more dry pot duck heads."

A line of enlarged, bold and brightly colored and shiny typing floated by, occupying half of the screen.

"What the hell is this?"

"Huh? How did you come up with this? ”

"Ah~ These fonts are so big and flashy, why don't mine have them!?"

Seeing this line of fonts that were obviously different from theirs, some people instantly exclaimed, and some people also wanted to make the same font to attract the attention of Brother Da Ren, so that he could answer some of his own questions, but they didn't find it to operate there at all.

There are also those who react quickly and carefully, and immediately find another question: "Wait, who is this person?" Why didn't you see his name just now? ”

"Why should I eat more duck heads in a dry pot?"

Although Brother Da Ren was also puzzled about why a different line of fonts suddenly appeared, he wanted to know why the other party wanted to let him eat more dry pot duck head.

"Because as the old saying goes, what you eat makes up for what you eat, and the duck head in the dry pot is undoubtedly the most suitable for you to replenish your brain......"

Another line of enlarged, bold and conspicuous fonts flew by, and Brother Da Ren suddenly felt something bad in his heart.

“…… Not only was only half of his brain left after being split, but he also 'fired' (kao four sounds) dry. ”

After a moment of stunned and interpretation, Brother Da Ren felt that the world was full of malice: "Hey, you ......"

He still wanted to say something, but unfortunately the thirty minutes of live broadcast time had been squandered by him before, and the last twenty seconds were just enough for him to be scolded, leaving him no time to fight back.

"I'm going~ This guy is too bad, he's a poisonous tongue."

A man with a very elegant temperament suddenly laughed when he looked at the last line of big characters before the live broadcast room was blacked: "This guy must be a Northeasterner." ”

Although it was only a few short sentences, some words between the lines still made him guess some information about Guo Dong.

Soon, the live broadcast room lit up again, this time with another person, another candidate tour guide.

"Brother dei~ You're late, just now the one has successfully slept us...... Ahem, it was we who persuaded us that we had already given him all the votes. ”

Another candidate tour guide has not yet spoken, Guo Dong's enlarged bold shining colorful font reappeared, although it is very ugly and earthy, the standard non-mainstream color font more than ten years ago, but I have to say that it is indeed ugly chic, ugly to attract people's attention.

"Huh? It can't be true, right? It can't really be so sad, right? ”

In the live broadcast room, the thin boy who could say that many people had watched him grow up, and after seeing Guo Dong's words, he immediately exclaimed with a frenzied face: "Also, are you sure you made a typo, not said some ulterior secrets?" ”

And when the second candidate tour guide was crazy, one of the members of the tour suddenly had a flash of inspiration and wanted to grasp some message: "The extent of this skin...... This kind of poisonous tongue that has no taboos when it comes to speaking, and there are obvious Northeast dialect words...... I seem to know who this big dog is. ”

As she spoke, the beauty nodded violently, turned her head to look at her portrait: "That's right, it's that big dog!" It's definitely him! ”

Obviously, such a positive tone, and understanding the meaning of Guo Dong's nickname, this is an acquaintance who has communicated with Guo Dong and has a good relationship.

"Well, that guy is already in his bedtime...... Ahem, convinced us, do you now want to tell us what advantages you have, or what are the advantages that we can't resist? ”

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Looking at the line of big characters that Guo Dong flew over again, Liu Xing rolled his eyes speechlessly: "How do I feel that I don't feel like I'm running for a tour guide, but like I'm making a dirty PY deal?" ”

Guo Dong smiled and gave a string of big words again: "The dirty PY transaction has ended just now, now you think about whether there are any other dirty transactions that can be carried out." ”

Seeing that the two were getting more and more unsightly and unsightly, someone reached out to cover his face and looked at the follow-up director on the side: "Our show is called Hua Shao, right?" ”

"That's right."

"It's a positive and optimistic sunshine show, right?"

"That's right."

"Then is this really the live broadcast room of our program group?"

The other party looked confused and speechless, with a little madness: "Are you sure this is not a live online broadcast with a midnight feature?" ”

Ahem!

Seeing that the elegant male god in front of him suddenly said such a sentence, whether it was the director or the cameraman, he couldn't help coughing violently.

Seeing that they were looking at the unique font sent by a guy who accidentally appeared in the live broadcast room, they suddenly had such an illusion.

And there seems to be a familiar voice in my ears - live beauty dealer online dealing......