536 Strange millet and old bacon

"Hello, I'm Zu Qi."

The time soon came for the eight members to assemble, and Guo Dong had just entered the waiting room, when a quirky, lively and sunny little girl came up and took the initiative to introduce herself to Guo Dong.

"Isn't this our little Nezha......"

Guo Dong hugged the little girl awkwardly, bringing a psychological shadow to the little girl: "...... Ten years ago, I kept my saliva and said that I was going to marry you and go home, but this time I caught you, so you don't want to run away. ”

……

Zu Qi didn't expect that Guo Dong, a guy, would dare to speak like this in front of the camera, and he was a little stunned for a while and didn't know how to respond.

Fortunately, in the waiting room at this time, in addition to the two of them, other people have already arrived.

"You weird little girl."

A beautiful woman with a good figure and a beautiful appearance came over, unceremoniously pushed Guo Dong away, and pulled the little girl in her arms, which was the one who guessed Guo Dong's identity between the lines in the live broadcast room of the candidate tour guide campaign.

"Hehe......"

The corners of Guo Dong's mouth twitched: "It's like I'm a weird Shu, you're not a good aunt who wants to trick the little girl back into her own house." ”

Heibi's forehead was bruised, and he couldn't bear to kick it and flew over: "You dog can't spit out ivory, die for your aunt!" ”

The fact that heibi likes women is already public, although it is not a pure lily, but the handsome guy and the beautiful woman are placed in front of her for her to choose, and she must choose the beauty first.

But there are some things that can be done but not said, just know it, and if you say it, you will be beaten up.

"Okay, okay, you two are both kicking your feet, and if you don't have a good cake, you can't help but tease other little girls?"

Another person who had arrived before Guo Dong hurriedly came over and dragged out Zu'er, who was even more panicked and overwhelmed in Heibi's arms, and his little face was a little frightened and pale, and patted Guo Dong and Heibi on the shoulder angrily.

"I said Lao Hu, why did you come out of the sun in the west and come out to shoot a reality show?"

Guo Dong stopped teasing the little girl's bad taste, and laughed and clapped his hands with Heibi, celebrating the perfect cooperation just now.

"Why, even if you are a teenager, I am not?"

I rolled my eyes and stroked the hair that was completely different from the one before my forehead, and I looked a little uninhibited back then: "Brother was also a sunny and beautiful boy who was popular back then. ”

Guo Dong glanced at him: "Come on, it's all a piece of old bacon, and you are still the carefree brother back then?" ”

As he spoke, Guo Dong turned his head to look at the last person in the waiting room, thinking that he had not made a sound, so he just sat there and smiled at the quiet and elegant beauty of their laughter: "Shishi, do you say it?" ”

"That's right, old bacon!"

Shishi burst out laughing, and without hesitation, she followed Guo Dong and stabbed the knife into my Hu's heart.

Because of the relationship between Tangtang, the relationship between Guo Dong and my Hu and Shishi is still good, although it is not as good as the running men, nor as good as the goddesses, but compared to others, they are still familiar with a lot.

"Hello, hello, I'm Fat Di."

While laughing, a plump and exotic girl entered the lounge with three oversized suitcases and sweating profusely.

Coupled with Brother Da Ren and Liu Xing, who came with He Shouyan who were hosting, all eight members of the Hua Shao Adventure Season have arrived this time.

"Alright guys, now that the number of people has expired, then it's time for us to start the final tour guide election vote."

As he spoke, He Shouyan pointed to Brother Daren and Liu Xing on both sides of him: "Before, they have gone to each of you separately to canvass for votes, and the final result, I think you already have your own ideas." ”

"Now, then, take out the passports of each of you and teach those you think fit to be the guide for this time. The person with the largest number of passports wins and becomes the first tour guide of the adventure season. The one with a small number of passports will unfortunately lose the election and will be exiled to Africa alone until he joins the members seven days later. ”

Listening to He Shouyan's words, some people were entangled, and after someone blinked their eyes, they didn't shy away from the camera, and the one came over and grabbed He Shouyan's shoulder: "Come on, come on, Mr. He, my own people, go through the back door, and then the second and third tour guide elections, how about excluding me as a candidate?" ”

Guo Dong's words instantly woke up the others who were still struggling with who to vote for their passports.

Yes, since there is a first term, then there will be a second term, a third term, and it will be obvious that there will be no more Da Ren Ge and Liu Xing, the two people who have competed for tour guides, so who will become a tour guide or a candidate tour guide for the remaining six people...... But it's not something to be happy about.

In particular, there is already a precedent for the failure of competing tour guides to be exiled here.

"Hey Jelly, you're too cunning, aren't you?"

Listening to Heibi's complaints, He Shouyan rolled his eyes, and looked at Guo Dong with a lewd and contrived face: "This matter, I'm also very embarrassed." ”

Guo Dong squinted his eyes and looked at He Shouyan with an extremely contemptuous look.

When you say that when you are in danger, why do you keep rubbing your fingers back and forth, making that gesture that everyone in the country knows?

"A jar of sorrow."

He Shouyan's eyes lit up, he didn't expect that there would really be such an unexpected gain!

"Jelly, it's not that Mr. He doesn't take care of you, but you bribe me in front of the camera, which makes it difficult for me to do it."

It's hard to do, it's not impossible, even if it's in front of the camera.

As long as the benefits are in place, the lenses and rules can be scrapped.

"Two altars send sorrows."

He Shouyan's eyes brightened: "I didn't say it, what kind of friendship do we have, we have traveled all over the country together, harvested in autumn and winter together in the mushroom house, and fed with firewood, who is Teacher He not covering you?" ”

Guo Dong nodded, waiting for He Shouyan to continue, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't wait for the sentence to be handed over to me, but waited for He Shouyan to look at his watch, with a perfunctory look that was not disguised: "Oh, it's been so long?" The old yellow braised dishes are almost cold. ”

"Three altars send worries to the valley, and there is one altar of Teacher Huang!"

Guo Dong gritted his teeth and said this.

"Don't worry, I'll leave this matter to me, I'm very familiar with your director."

As he spoke, He Shou smashed his mouth and smashed his mouth: "Speaking of Lao Huang at this point, they are still waiting for me to go back to eat, Lao Huang is just enough, let Sun Li and Duoduo wait for me hungry, it's really embarrassing...... Do you think I should bring some gifts? ”

Quack......

Guo Dong's teeth gritted loudly: "Add another jar of peach blossoms to my sister-in-law...... The surname is He, don't go too far! ”

"It's a big deal, Brother Dong, I am proficient in the languages of various countries around the world, and there are acquaintances in various countries, even if I am a tour guide, it is not difficult! But you're going to have to say goodbye to the Valley of Sorrow in the future! ”

As he spoke, Guo Dong looked at He Shouyan, whose face had changed greatly, with compassion: "Believe me, the pig crane and the old Deng Tou are very interested in your share of the sorrow valley and the peach blossom drunk." ”

He Shouyan's face changed, and he didn't care about the contemptuous eyes of others, and immediately said: "Jelly, what you said made Teacher He feel cold, am I that kind of person?" The friendship between the two of us is here, can it be measured by exploring two jars of wine? ”

"It doesn't matter if it's alcohol or not, the important thing is that you like to help me with this little thing, right?"

Guo Dong looked at He Shouyan with a playful expression.

"That's right, that's it!"

Despise it, despise it, in the face of the valley of sorrow, not to mention the festival, He Shouyan can even hand over his chastity without hesitation.

"Ahem, the vote continues!"

The dirty py deal was completed, and He Shouyan coughed twice and pretended to be hallucinating about what had just happened, and pulled the topic back again: "Then, Jelly, let's start voting with you first." ”

Guo Dong stared at him with a death stare and threw it over, but he was ignored by He Shou.

"Okay, I'll do this bad guy."

In desperation, Guo Dong could only take out his passport, walked in front of Brother Da Ren, and became a bird, becoming this bad guy who attracts hatred and carries the blame: "Speaking of which, Brother Da Ren, your mind should be more delicate, and you are old and thoughtful, so you are more suitable to take care of us as a tour guide." ”

Brother Da Ren showed a smile, but he didn't want Guo Dong to give him a but.

Everyone knows that when talking to people, the most fearful thing is that the other party says but, especially before the word but, the more you praise you, but the greater the turning point after that.

"However, this time, not only will you have to compete for a tour guide, but those who fail will also be exiled alone."

Guo Dong walked in front of Liu Xing as he spoke: "And although Liu Xing is not as good as you in various plans, and his life experience is still shallow, he is much worse than you in terms of delicate thinking and thoughtfulness. And also have a serious stomach problem......"

When Guo Dong said this, Brother Da Ren's heart chuckled, and the bad premonition became stronger and stronger.

"So I voted for Liu Xing, his stomach and not enough preparation are not suitable for a person to be exiled to Africa."

Guo Dong put the passport in the hands of the popular one, and what he said, especially the reason given at the end, made most people's eyes light up, and also made Brother Da Ren sigh in his heart.

"Well, who made me an older brother, I'm going to be exiled!"

Without waiting for others to vote for Liu Xing with Guo Dong with a similar excuse, Brother Da Ren had already taken the initiative to speak, and even took out his passport page and put it in Liu Xing's hand: "Don't have too much pressure, traveling alone is actually more suitable for us people to relax our lives and empty our minds." ”

With Guo Dong making the first bird to carry the black pot, and with Brother Da Ren's words, the other people didn't have much to do with them at the moment, and put their passports in Liu Xing's hands.

"I feel like I'm not going to be able to win."

Liu Xing's face was a little red, and he looked at Brother Da Ren with guilt: "Obviously, the plan you have made, and the attention and preparation for everyone are much better than what I did, and the result is ......."

Brother Da Ren smiled and patted him on the shoulder: "It's all said, I'm an elder brother." And a person can be quieter and freer, which is also another feeling of walking in the mountains, rivers, lakes and seas. ”

"Speaking of which, I also took advantage of it, and I have a different travel experience than you."

Although he definitely didn't think so in his heart, there would definitely be some unwillingness and pimples, but at this time, he still said the most comforting words for Liu Xing.