Chapter 150: You're Blind
Regarding the sound of bad life, Gao Yingzhe has always been very tuneful in his heart.
If you look ugly, you don't have to like good-looking, and being scolded as a dog is because others look at Rongguofu's face and raise your mouth. To put it mildly, it's just a mess of, and I still dream of becoming gold.
Gao Yingzhe thought that the code of conduct he had made was not out of tune, this Bai Yun looked like he was gentle, smart and smart, and what he did was not like what a person did.
After chasing for a long time, he didn't know whether it was a man or a woman.
Bai Yun didn't reveal his identity for a while, poking there thinking about how to explain what happened to him in a subtle way.
As a result, Gao Yingzhe pointed to a rooster not far away with a soup dumpling in his mouth, "I don't know what kind of eyes the white pig looks like, let alone people, you look at animals, you know the male and female at a glance, right?" There is such a big difference between men and women, how can you see it? ”
Bai Yun, "I know he's a man, but I'm obviously a ......"
Gao Yingzhe looked at him with a pair of fleshy eyes, "Male? What words? Isn't the male male, and the male not male? ”
Bai Yun secretly rubbed along with Gao Yingzhe's words, "There is still a difference between a man and a man, right?" ”
Long Qi on the side was about to speak, but Lin Bei stuffed a mouthful of buns, "Beauty, let's not talk to that stupid fox, lose your IQ." ”
A silly fox, "......"
Gao Yingzhe shook his head, "Let's take that big rooster as an analogy, don't you often say that animals become demons these days?" If this chicken has not been cultivated into a demon, then he can only be said to be a rooster, if he has cultivated into a demon, he is a man, do you understand what I mean? The male and the male are all the way. ”
Bai Yun, "......"
Under Gao Yingzhe's explanation, he suddenly realized that what is public is male, and what is male is male.
Long Qi looked at Bai Yun's lack of virtue, remembered the question that Lin Bei asked him the first time, and asked, "What do your masters in Qingqiu teach?" ”
Bai Yun replied, "Qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, ......"
Yun You's dream back then was to cultivate Lin Bei into a lady who didn't step out of the door and didn't go out of the second door.
Later, because this was in the demon world, she modified this lady slightly, thinking that she would cultivate Lin Bei into a temperamental beauty who spoke delicately and walked gracefully.
I don't know if Yun You brainwashed Bai Yun and his mother Bai Qingqing, or Bai Qingqing was brainwashed by Yun You's dream, anyway, Bai Qingqing's wish is to train his son to be a talented man with a full stomach and a full stomach.
As a result, the great ideas of these two mothers were ruthlessly trampled on by the two bear children, and the so-called qin, chess, calligraphy and painting not only did not make the children more elegant, but the bear children became more and more bears, and the bears had to be out of control.
But it does not hinder the fantasies of the two mothers, so in the later stage, trample on the pipe and cultivate the tube. The two sides have nothing to do with each other, and each has its own way.
Although Lin Bei and Bai Yun really didn't like some stupid content in this private school, what they learned when they were children in Qingqiu was indeed these things that were very admirable when they heard it.
Piano, chess, calligraphy, painting......
It doesn't matter if it's good or bad, but at least you know a little.
The Master wanted to stuff all the knowledge in the world into their heads, but the Master forgot to introduce to them what was the gap between male and female and male and female.
So much so that Lin Bei and Bai Yun brushed together, thinking that male and female were the third and fourth genders in addition to men and women.
Gao Yingzhe popularized the most basic two... After the sexual trivia, Bai Yun, who was already dumbfounded to the point that his eyeballs hit the ground, was just about to speak, but a group of Taoist monks poured in from outside.
A group of people stared at each other for a long time like black-eyed chickens, and a Taoist priest with a beard on his face pointed at Long Qi, angry, "Bold and demonic!" ”
Lin Bei et al., "......"
The Taoist priest squinted his eyes and snorted disdainfully, "Do you think this is a place?" Dare to play this trick in front of this Taoist master, and don't show his original form soon!! ”
The monk stood behind him and wondered, "Brother Lin, are you looking away, I look at the people in this room who are nothing special except for being good-looking!" ”
The Taoist priest said, "The problem will come out and look good!" How can a normal person be so good-looking? It's not normal!! ”
Gao Yingzhe sat there silent for a while, then stood up and raised his hand directly to give the Taoist priest a big mouth, causing the Taoist priest to take two steps back.
Gao Yingzhe, who understood his appearance very well, was angry, "You are blind! My son is also called good-looking? How do you have long eyes, and the back of your long ass is covered by pants? Yes? The eldest son of the Rongguo family is also a demon, so what are you? husk lang? ”
The monk hurriedly came over to pull the rack, "It turned out to be Gao Gongzi, hello, hello, we came from other places, because we heard that there were monsters in Ancheng, so we came here to punish the traitors and eliminate the evil." ”
Gao Yingzhe sat there with a golden knife, and the horizontal flesh on his face inexplicably changed from obscene to fierce, "Are you here to catch monsters, or are you here to catch beauties?" Flower priest flower monk, right? The demons on the street are not caught, and they come here to spread wild? ”
The monk knew that he was at a loss, and said, "I just saw the demonic spirit here", and immediately left with the Taoist priest who was still ready to reason.
When they left, Gao Yingzhe was about to start talking again, but found that he was interrupted by the Taoist priest and forgot about it.
came over majestically, thinking of sharing it with Bai Ling and the others, but he couldn't think of anything.
Anseong is haunted, and very murderous things are spread everywhere, and there are more monks and Taoists pouring in than the local residents.
It has directly increased the turnover of the local tourism industry and inns and restaurants.
It can be regarded as one of the luckier things in Anseong, which has been unlucky recently.
The yamen made an exception to temporarily stop despising feudal superstition and cooperated with this group of Taoist priests and monks, so Lin Miao and Gao Yingzhe followed this group of noisy Taoist monks all day long.
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Bai Yun was almost frightened after learning that he was a man.
He's a man, and he's still running after the peacock patriarch, isn't that breaking his sleeves? It's also thanks to the peacock patriarch's broad-mindedness that he didn't care about semi-literacy like him.
After learning about his attributes, Bai Yun did a long time of thinking questions and answers in his small thatched house.
Then he fed himself a lot of chicken soup in his heart that he didn't know where he heard it, but it was very useful to say anyway, and then, he decided to give up the peacock patriarch.
No wonder Zixuan Tianzun stopped talking to him when he came that day, and said, "If the difference is too big, there will be no happiness", he is still a breed! Affection turns out to be an attribute.
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