Chapter 149: Do You Know I'm a Male or a Female?
Qingqiu is the first guy who is bad to the bone.
Qingqiu's first day petty thief bastard.
Qingqiu's first troublemaker.
Qingqiu's first annoying white fox clan and the patriarch of the red fox clan, Bai Yun.
The self-proclaimed honey-bellied sword, nonsense, sweet words and sweet words come with their hands.
has never chased anyone, but he bragged to the Qingqiu juniors that he was the best in the world, only what he didn't want, and nothing he couldn't soak.
As a result, when he met the peacock patriarch of Yusu Mountain, Bai Yun was silenced and completely eliminated. The sweet words were all put aside to eat melon seeds outside the clouds.
Lin Bei leaned on the door and listened outside, wanting to hear what this stupid fox who boasted of how bullish he was, would say something earth-shattering.
Behind him, Long Qi looked at his daughter-in-law's obscene appearance and patted her, "Let's go, don't look at it." ”
Lin Bei shook his head, his expression was serious, "No, no, Bai Yun used to brag a lot, I just want to hear if he is really that good." ”
……
Outside the house, Bai Yun, who was bragging very badly, trembled his ears, how good the sound insulation could be through a broken door, and the nonsense said inside was clear from the outside.
After poking for a while, Bai Yun coughed awkwardly, "That...... Come to my room, finch! I also have a newly bought roast chicken there, which tastes so good......"
As soon as the word "good" came out and floated in the air, Bai Yun's sense of smell was so keen that he immediately smelled a smell of chicken, and when he turned his head, he saw Amuzhi holding a yellow and clear chicken eating.
She had finished eating the one on the way here, and now it was ......
Bai Yun's eyes immediately looked towards the bamboo basket, only to see that all the roast chickens in the bamboo basket were gone.
Bai Yun was so angry that his hair stood on end, "Amuzhi!! ”
Amuzhi swallowed the last bite of meat, looked at Bai Yun innocently, and then blinked, only then did he realize that he had done something wrong with his mouth, and immediately disappeared as if he were fleeing.
Leaving Bai Yun helplessly looking at the empty bamboo basket, he only felt that his stomach was a little painful from anger.
When he came back to his senses, he looked at the peacock patriarch behind him who was still immortal and beautiful, "That...... Sparrow, why don't you come to me for a cup of tea! ”
The Peacock Patriarch nodded with a smile, "Okay." ”
The two of them sat in Bai Yun's half-hung grass hut built by self-reliance, and Bai Yun's face was a little red.
He thought in his heart that the peacock patriarch would definitely say something to him, at least in the spirit of humanitarianism, he would say a few words of comfort in the face of a dog licking party that had been chasing him for so many years.
As a result, the peacock patriarch seemed to be very focused on the cup of boiled water in his hand, and sat there quietly for a long time without squeaking.
A bird and a fox sat facing each other, and the atmosphere was very harmonious and quiet, and it continued.
Licking the dog and the fox said that I couldn't help it, didn't you say yes? Well, he said!!
"On the day of the Lantern Festival...... I'm sorry for that, I ......."
The Peacock Patriarch smiled lightly, "It's okay, I can understand." ”
Licking the dog fox with a question mark on his head, "??? ”
Peacock patriarch, "It's okay, it's just a festival, it doesn't matter if you go or not." ”
This sounds generous, but it is a bit uncomfortable for a lover, especially a fox who has been licking a dog for a hundred years.
It doesn't matter what it's called going or not??
Bai Yun looked at the Peacock Patriarch, "Do you think it doesn't matter if the relationship between me and you goes or not?" ”
The Peacock Patriarch didn't answer, but asked rhetorically, "Bai Yun, do you know what my identity is?" ”
Bai Yun, "The patriarch of the Yu clan, the real peacock, the age XX is long live, and what he is good at is ......"
Speaking of which, the silly fox is simply a treasure, and can say that he can talk about it for a whole day without stopping.
For a while, Bai Yun simply carried out the shameless fine tradition of the dog licking party to the extreme, and collected all the information of the peacock patriarch, and he boasted that he could understand him better than the finch.
The Peacock Patriarch listened quietly, then he smiled slightly and bent his eyes to look at him, "Then do you know if I'm a man or a woman?" ”
The stupid fox didn't even think about it, "Man! ”
Peacock Patriarch, "What about you?" ”
Silly fox, "Male." ”
The peacock patriarch probably had never encountered such an answer, and was stunned.
I heard Bai Yun's smug face, "I know what you want to say, you want to say that there is no love between men and men, right?" I'll tell you! I am a male fox, I am not a female fox, nor a male, nor a female. If a man and a man don't have love, then a man and a male fox can always have love, right?! ”
The Peacock Patriarch's face was not particularly good-looking, and he glanced at Bai Yun who put down the cup in his hand, "You haven't figured it out yet." ”
……
After staying up all night, when Lin Bei opened the door and came out, he was startled to see Bai Yun staring at two dark circles under his eyes.
"What did you do last night? Did you change the variety? Okay, the fox is going to be a panda? ”
Bai Yun cried with a sad face, "Lin farewell, you answer me, answer me, answer me!" ”
It happened that Gao Yingzhe came over as if he was asking for food, he was carrying a bamboo pole, which was full of messy food, and there were two pockets on his chest that had put books yesterday, which were heavy, and according to the fragrance that emanated, Lin Bei should also eat it.
In front of Gao Gongzi, Bai Yun restrained his mood a little, "What are you doing here?" ”
This unlucky thing, who pokes it, who can be unlucky.
Nothing can make his mildew rub out of the mold.
"It's not breakfast, it's something else to find you, come on, come on, eat breakfast first, eat breakfast first."
Gao Gongzi's level of tyrant made Long Qi, who was the Emperor of Heaven, also amazed, and it was estimated that the Emperor of Heaven did not have a rich breakfast brought by this product.
There was a table full of everything.
Sweet, salty, light, sour.
Don't be suspicious, "Why did you buy so many things?" ”
Gao Gongzi gave chopsticks to a few people, and when he thought of something, he took out two catties of steamed buns from his pocket and stuffed them between Amuzhi's teeth.
Amuzhi, who was looking at those dishes, happily took the steamed buns and finally began to eat.
The dish is good, but he is in a bad mood, Bai Yun took two bites and turned his head to look at Gao Gongzi, "If you like someone and chase him for a long, long time, and he asks you one day, do you know if I am a man or a woman, after you answered his question, he suddenly became unhappy, what happened?" ”
Gao Gongzi pondered for a moment, and the small eyes in his face glanced at Bai Yun mentally, "You like a man, right?" ”
Lin Bei choked violently, "Ahem, cough, how do you know?" ”
Gao Gongzi looked like a person who had come over, "Look at what you said, my Gao Yingzhe is indeed a bit of waste material in other aspects, and it is useless, but I am a good hand at chasing people." Otherwise, where did the reputation of playboy come from? ”
Bai Yun looked adoring, "Master Gao, come on, come on, tell me about it." ”
Gao Yingzhe was speechless, "What else?" You haven't even figured out whether the other party is a man or a woman, and you're still chasing someone? No wonder others dislike you. If it were me, I wouldn't even bother to take care of you. ”
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