Chen Xuanzang opened his eyes quietly, and the first thing that caught his eye was Wukong's hairy face Lei Gongzui, such a big face plate filled the sight, which made Chen Xuanzang, who had just woken up, startled, and retreated again and again, staggered to the back, hid next to the stone, and said to Wukong: "When did Mr. Sun wake up, I'm scared!" ”

Wukong turned over and said, "I didn't sleep!" Let me ask you, have you been influenced by the fish demon? ”

"I had a good talk with him, and he has realized his mistake and decided to change his life and start a new life." Chen Xuanzang sighed with emotion, and at this time he found that the magician and others also appeared behind him, but the look on his face was a little weird.

The magician stared at a pair of bruised eyes and said to Chen Xuanzang: "It seems that the 'case repeated' is very helpful for exorcism, and you are also very suitable for learning from me how to awaken the demon's humanity." But this fish demon, you decide what to do with him. ”

Chen Xuanzang took out the fish demon doll and said, "He decided to follow me, learn Buddhism from me, and atone for the sins he committed." So I decided to take him as an apprentice, and he will be my apprentice in the future, Dharma name - Wujing! ”

Wukong smiled and said: "This fish demon is okay to say, he is kind in nature, as long as his demonic nature is temporarily sealed, someone will understand and feel his pain, and it is not difficult to resolve its resentment, but that Zhu Gangguan is different." He is actually greedy and lustful, and he was victimized by his wife and adulterer, I am afraid that it is not a word of empathy that can solve his resentment. ”

Chen Xuanzang watched Wukong talk eloquently, but he was a little stunned, and he hesitated: "Mr. Sun still understands this? ”

"Why can't I understand?" Wukong looked back at him in surprise, pointed at himself, and said, "Do I seem ignorant and ignorant?" I tell you're still far from the Dharma! ”

"It seems that Mr. Sun is really demonic, and it is not something that can be resolved by waiting for idle Buddhism." Chen Xuanzang sighed.

The magician nodded and said: "And Sun Wukong is different from those two demons, they are born of love and hatred, and resentment is born of grievances, and demonic nature is born because of human nature, but Mr. Sun is born sacred, a demonic nature, and it is deeply rooted." He leaned into Chen Xuanzang's ear and whispered: "Sun Wukong is not a demon turned into a demon, he is likely to be a natural demon, without humanity, very dangerous!" ”

Chen Xuanzang exchanged his head and said, "Then what should I do?" ”

"The purpose of our exorcism is to awaken the truth, goodness and beauty in the heart of the demon, and when encountering this kind of demon who has no humanity at all, there will naturally be no truth, goodness and beauty in the heart, at this time, we must let him feel human nature, first become a human, and then eradicate the demonic nature." The magician said in a low voice: "Sun Wukong is worthy of being the king of demons, just now you entered the heart of the fish demon, felt the pain in his heart, and returned to the old dream, I am not controlling it at all, but it." ”

"What I entered just now is the memories of the Heavenly Court Rolling Shutter General, and I dreamed that when the former Rolling Shutter General encountered it and made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, he was beaten miserably. Do you see my eyes? The magician pointed to his bruised eyes: "The Monkey King in the dream is too powerful!" It's horrible! ”

"Our little routine, in its opinion, is nothing more than Erle."

"To influence this demon...... You still need Chen Xuanzang to dedicate yourself to all sentient beings! ”

"Me?" Chen Xuanzang pointed to his nose in surprise, and the magician nodded and patted him on the shoulder: "That's right, it's you." ”

Chen Xuanzang subconsciously looked back, but saw Wukong smiling and said, "Young man, you are still a little close!" ”

He twisted his fingertips: "Just a little bit!" ”

This familiar sentence made him think of his master, and suddenly thought that he was dazzled, and shook his head, Wukong's shadow slowly became clear, and Wukong instantly changed his face and sneered: "What about laughing!" You're not far from it. As a Mahayana disciple, there is still an obstacle in your heart that cannot be overcome - the small love between men and women, so you are not the one who learns the scriptures now. ”

"Only when the man who beats your woman to ashes and then puts your ring on him will you become the one who learns the scriptures."

"Mr. Sun, I don't understand what you're talking about." Chen Xuanzang wondered.

But the reincarnators next to him all opened their eyes wide as if they had seen a ghost, and Wukong sat down and explained to him: "Actually, this is the case, your previous life was the second disciple of the Buddha, Jin Cicada, because he deserted and slept during the festival, and despised the Dharma, and was relegated to the world by the Buddha, and he was destined to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures and achieve a great cause, and then the Buddha can justifiably get you back to sit on the lotus platform." ”

Chen Xuanzang interjected: "Mr. Sun, please respect yourself, this word 'get'...... It's inappropriate! ”

"It's all in the details, don't care!" Wukong waved his hand and said: "Back then, my grandson resisted the forced demolition of the heavenly court, punched the old man Li Jing, and kicked Nezha's little brat, that was majestic!" When he came to mediate, he saw that I was a talent, and he once intended to recruit me to work in his Western Lingshan Group. ”

"But he has a condition, that is, he wants me to accompany his second disciple Jin Chanzi to Lingshan on a business trip as a temporary worker, and only when I come back will I be regularized. But who am I? Monkey King, Heavenly Court Super, if you ask me to be a temporary worker, I will obediently go to you as a temporary worker, will you carry that black cauldron? ”

"Between talents and employers, there needs to be a two-way choice, right? You can't say that if you tell me to go and learn the scriptures, I will go and learn the scriptures. I have my freedom. ”

"Just like you, you have a favorite person in your heart, if you come to learn from the scriptures, do you have to think about it?" Wukong pointed his fingers and said: "How tiring it is to learn the scriptures! And it doesn't contribute much to the beings of the Three Realms, it's just a surface project, right? But Rulai's style is very rough! I said I was going to think about it, and he put me here. ”

"If you want me to say, this kind of paternalistic and rude style is a manifestation of the rigidity of Lingshan's bureaucracy, and if you come to it, you should reflect on it and realize your mistakes to the Three Realms and sentient beings. But I'm a little slight! ”

"Now, you have finally come to me, and I have become a kind, kind monkey. No desire, no desire, right? As for you, there is another love between men and women that you are concerned about, so at this time, there is a problem with learning from the great cause! Excuse me, how else do you make up a scripture-learning team? Sun Wukong asked left and right.

"Dead woman!" Zhuang Yufan interjected.

"Bingo!" Wukong snapped his fingers: "It's back to the old routine, when a hero who is destined to achieve a great career, how should he usher in the turning point of his fate?" ”

"Dead woman!" Ramil Khan said.

"When a love story comes to an end, how can you reap its own ending?" Goku asked again.

Abe Harumi replied: "Dead woman! ”

"When a Mahayana disciple who is obsessed with the love of men and women, who is just a little bit behind, how can he comprehend the true meaning of the Dharma and send a great responsibility from heaven to people?"

The magician sighed: "Dead woman! ”

"So, everybody saw it. But things have come to this point, Miss Duan...... Her fate is self-evident, and the best outcome at this time should be that I kill Miss Duan, and then you will submit me, right? Wukong asked on both sides of the reincarnation, and the reincarnators were speechless in their hearts: "You have finished speaking, what else do we say?" ”

"No, the plot is all spoiled by you! How should things go? "The hearts of the reincarnators are a little crazy.

"Now the question is ......" Wukong clasped his hands together: "The routine of Rulai has been debunked by me!" How else can we learn from the West? ”

Chen Xuanzang was puzzled and said: "I am a little confused about what Mr. Sun said...... Why do you want to learn from the West? ”

"That's a face-saving project that Lingshan has been planning for thousands of years, and it's Rulai who leads the political work." Wukong looked at Chen Xuanzang and said, "Now that I've heard me say so much, do you have a little bit of dissatisfaction with Rulai?" ”

Chen Xuanzang shook his head and said: "I don't know if what you said is true or not, if it is true, then it is also my Buddha who needs me to make a sacrifice, it must be for the great love of the world." I don't resent anything! ”

"Alas!" Wukong sighed: "What is the use of heaven and earth? If you can't sit on the quilt, what's the use of Fengyue? Can't eat or drink. What is the use of fine dust? What is the use of change? The Tao is self-contained. What is the use of facing the wall? If you don't see it, what's the use of drinking it? A big bag. What's the use of giving birth to me? If you can't laugh, what's the use of destroying me, and you won't reduce arrogance. Where did it come from? In the same world, we sing together and walk all over the avenue......"

Looking at the puzzled Chen Xuanzang, Wukong sighed: "One day, you will understand my words." Then join me and sing this song again! ”

After that, he sat facing the lotus flower and said to Chen Xuanzang behind him: "I will help you subdue the pig demon." But after you surrender the pig demon, it's time for you to face your fate......"

While putting on makeup, Wukong shouted immeasurably in his heart, and finally connected to Chen Ang, and said to Chen Ang: "Master, this Chen Xuanzang is simply a mud puppet, a gentle and tame thing trained by Buddhism!" That's all I have to say. He still looks understanding, I think even if he dies a woman, he may not fall into the devil! ”

"Master, this kind of fool can't be persuaded. You'd better give up on this idea! ”

Chen Ang said: "Wukong, you have to continue to work hard. If you believe that you can be a teacher, let him worship you as a teacher, and even think of his Dharma name for the teacher. Let him be buried three times, bury the heavens and bury the earth, and bury the common people. ”

"If you come to that guy, let you learn the scriptures as a coolie, and now I will also deceive his disciples, give you an apprentice, and learn from me. As a teacher, I must have breathed that breath for you...... If you want to forcibly promote the great cause of learning scriptures, you will directly publish the Sanzang Sutra. I think he's still taking a fart! ”

The magician over there was playing a drum in his heart, and he felt that the plot development was too weird, especially Sun Wukong, which was too weird! made him a little nervous, on the other hand, the cost investment was too large, and it had reached the point where he couldn't afford to lose. I had to go down and say to Chen Xuanzang.

"Master Xuanzang, now that there is Sun Wukong's promise, then subduing the pig demon is no longer a problem. If you want to subdue the pig demon, you have to lure it over. You should already know that the pig demon is still deeply in love with his wife, Gao Cuilan. I'll tell you their story now, and when the pig demon is attracted later, I will seal his demonic nature with the demon mirror, or you will enter his dream and take the opportunity to ignite him and bring him back to human nature. ”

"I think the key is that Zhu Gangguan still loves Gao Cuilan."

"So how do you lure the pig demon over?"

"The pig demon likes nothing more than to watch his wife dance in the moonlight, and he also wrote a poem to his wife. So we have to find a beautiful woman to dance with this song in the moonlight, so that the pig demon will surely come to the moon. ”

"Master Magician, what do you think of me?" Chen Xuanzang untied his clothes and stirred up.

The magician applauded and said, "Yes, yes, Mr. Chen is in a commotion, there will be nothing to do with women!" So, I'll have someone dress you up......"

This time, without Wukong bothering, Miss Duan's scene was cut miserably, and the women's clothing boss Chen Xuanzang was officially launched.

Reincarnators are people who have seen the world, such as women's clothing or something, they have seen a lot, Abe found a Thai reincarnation to dress up Chen Xuanzang, and Zhuang Yufan next to him couldn't help but go to the magician and said: "Isn't it a little inappropriate to do this?" Also, what about the Rolling Shutter General's Origin Quest you mentioned? Why are we just beaten up by Sun Wukong in his memory. ”

"Don't worry, everything is still under control." The magician is still mysterious.

"And Zhu Gangguan is a heavy taste, maybe like this, he likes it even more?"