Extra: Demon Thirteen
Under the moonlight, Chen Xuanzang sat in a white dress, extremely enchanting, his own eyebrows and eyes were clear, under the superb makeup skills of the reincarnation, he was really better than Miss Duan, Xuanzang held his chest with both hands, and said helplessly: "That master, I think it's such a technical thing, let's let others come." I think Miss Duan is good......"
"Shut up!" Wukong made a shut-up gesture and said to the magician, "Your proposal has won the heart of my grandson!" I've been waiting for this day for a long time. ”
"This time, I volunteered to do this planning, choreography and composition, and I tell you, it's not blowing. I also have a little bit of accomplishment in dance and music. In this way, the stage is set up! To stick a steel pipe in the rock, I also have a carefully collected little tiger skin skirt here, and I will put it on for him too! ”
Wukong took out a thigh-to-thigh tiger skin skirt out of nowhere, shook it off, and said to Miss Duan: "White clothes or something, outdated!" Do you know what to leak? To heat it up, to make the blood of the pig demon beast boil, to arouse its beastly desire. ”
"That's all!" Goku showed his canine teeth and made a biting expression.
"Tiger skin skirt, right!" Wukong whispered, "O female goblin! Spider spirit, apricot tree spirit, jade rabbit essence, white mouse spirit, white bone essence, and the queen of the daughter country. You're really full of flavors! I sent you to learn the scriptures, eating and sleeping in the open along the way, a lot of hardships, and all kinds of hideous and strange monsters, just your children all the way. ”
"This time, if my grandson doesn't play you out of a flower, I won't be surnamed Sun!"
The magician who heard a little bit next to him hadn't reacted yet, what a tiger skin skirt, what a female goblin, and when he thought of a clue, he suddenly felt a deep fear - "There is a chilling horror feeling!" ”
Miss Duan was next to her, half of her thinking it was funny, and the other half was a little sympathetic and said, "Mr. Sun, he doesn't seem to know how to dance yet!" ”
Goku looked back at her: "Then will you?" ”
"Neither will I!" Miss Duan touched her hair and said helplessly: "My family is a martial arts family, and since I was a child, my father didn't teach me the tricks of my daughters' family, but only taught me to practice martial arts." ”
"Your father loves you so much!" Wukong sighed.
Miss Duan was puzzled, "Why did Mr. Sun say that?" ”
"What about people! You have to take your fate into your own hands, otherwise you will be like him......" Wukong pointed at Chen Xuanzang and said, "At the mercy of others!" ”
"But I don't want to practice martial arts, and I don't want to be an exorcist." Miss Duan said helplessly: "My ideal is to find a wishful husband, give birth to a lovely child, and then live a simple life." Even if you are at the mercy of others...... There's nothing wrong with that! ”
Wukong shook his head and said, "It's not that what you mean to be at the mercy of others, you want to be crooked!" ”
"The so-called being at the mercy of others means that you are unable to realize even the simplest and most humble idea. It is your every move that is like a marionette, and it is your most basic dignity that has been trampled on. There are too many people in this world who can't help themselves, and that kid wants to persuade me to let go of my demonic nature. ”
"Actually, where do I have demonic nature? It's all his definition of demonic nature! Wukong sighed: "You still have too little knowledge about this world. Have you ever seen the helplessness of all sentient beings who give up on themselves and plunge into an illusory dream because of the suffering in the world? Have you ever seen those who can't help themselves, for the sake of the last dignity, the wrath of the husband? Have you ever seen the persecuted and insulted people in the world, that unwilling roar! ”
"At that time, his Buddha, can he save them?"
"A Buddha can't save sentient beings...... Only sentient beings can save themselves. When you see these things, do you look up to Heaven and ask Him...... How can you? What did you do again? ”
"Then Mr. Sun, what did you do?" Miss Duan was a little dissatisfied, although she couldn't get used to Chen Xuanzang's pedantic appearance, she also had to maintain the dignity of the person she loved.
Wukong smiled, "So I never promised anything!" ”
After talking about this topic, Wukong asked Miss Duan, "It's okay if you can't dance!" Come on, come on, the puppet charm to understand. Miss Duan was surprised: "How do you know that I have an obedient charm." ”
"It's too unqualified!" Wukong grabbed the two-figure rune paper and shook his head: "The current exorcists have a lower and lower cultural level. At that time, they were all talents trained by Buddhism and Taoism. can talk about mysteries, can talk about poetry, it was an era of exorcism of poetry and swords. ”
"Compared to the rough embryo of your family heirloom, I don't know how much more elegant it is. You can also discuss with me the cultural inheritance of oracle bone inscriptions and Dongsheng Shenzhou, and discuss the research of the Classic of Mountains and Seas and the dialectic of the origin of demons! ”
"The name puppet charm carries the elegance of the Three Dynasties period, and the mysterious ...... of the Three Emperors period" Wukong beckoned several reincarnators and asked, "Which of you dances better?" ”
Ramil Khan volunteered: "We Indian men, who can sing and dance, are enthusiastic and funny, of course I will do it!" ”
"From Tianzhu?" Wukong looked up and down: "Folk dance, please get away, this time our choreographed style is surreal, hot, primitive, animalistic, I want to bring a little bit of enthusiasm and demon release during the ignorance and famine, it is that feeling, very wading." ”
"It has to be matched with the steel pipe on the stage to perform that kind of obscene style." Goku said a lot and asked, "Which of you can do it?" ”
The magicians looked at each other, and suddenly pointed their fingers at Hans Zhenren, who was pointing at Abe Harumi in embarrassment.
"Why me?" Hans Zhenren was surprised: "I am German, rigorous, old-fashioned, elegant, you tell me to bury me in the sewer for the rest of my life, ask me to dance, is it a little difficult for me." ”
Haruaki Abe explained: "Is it rigorous? There is some disagreement about which of us is more refined, but in terms of riots, we Japanese are ashamed of ourselves. ”
"I remember that the Pole Dance movement was the best developed by the Germans." Zhuang Yufan explained.
The magician smiled and said: "We Americans are making a commotion, the whole world is going to kneel, the Japanese are commotion, we Americans are going to kneel, the Germans are commotion, and there is nothing else to do!" ”
Hans Zhenren was speechless, so he had to put on a puppet charm and guide him on the spot.
In the end, many preparations were settled, and under the moonlight, Wukong stood in front of a row of drums, surrounded by magicians, Zhuang Bifan, Abe and others with electric guitars, basses, and electronic keyboards, plus top-of-the-line speakers and stage equipment, as well as Viking masters tuning on the side.
The magician sighed: "I didn't expect that there are so many music lovers among us, and my private collection of top-of-the-line outdoor speaker equipment, coupled with Abe's top Yamaha instruments, plus Mark's (Viking) electronic music attainments." I'm sure I'll be able to put on a top-notch performance. ”
Zhuang Yufan stroked the electric guitar with his hand and picked out a series of fierce trills, like the devil's teeth.
He opened his eyes, his eyes flashed, and he turned back to Wukong and said, "Mr. Sun, it's no problem to hand over the drum kit to you!" ”
Wukong sneered, his hands slid out a series of afterimages, and the fierce jazz drum beat instantly kept up with Zhuang Yufan's rhythm, and by the way, he accelerated the rhythm, forcing Zhuang Yufan to almost break the guitar strings.
"You should be worried about this drum!"
Abe Harumi said: "Yamaha quality, trustworthy!" ”
The magician said quietly: "America is the temple of rock music!" ”
The Viking man Mark said solemnly: "Nordic electronic music is not weaker than others!" ”
With the hand speed of Zhuang Yufan's convulsions, the prelude of the electric guitar suddenly sounded, which drove everyone's emotions, and then Wukong's merit drum kit followed, the fierce drum beat, the changeable rhythm, as if the classical and the trend were blended together, and the magician, as the bass player, fully set off this mood.
Mark's tuning, which did not improve this sound, which could not be modified. But his clever addition of an electronic element adds a touch of psychedelia to the atmosphere.
As a keyboardist, Abe's body danced uncontrollably.
Zhuang Yufan's hoarse voice opened his voice with a hint of sighing.
Chen Xuanzang stood on the rock, his clothes were half-dissolved, and the tiger skin skirt set off a pair of slender thighs, setting off a more enchanting one, one leg was coiled on the steel pipe, and the other was slightly cocked, like a young woman caressing the sexy, and with a hint of girlish playfulness, with the music, the waist twisted like a water snake.
Hans Zhenren, who was guided by a puppet charm on the side, showed the temptation and enchantment of the pole dance to the fullest.
The hoarse singing voice came far away—
Once upon a time, now it has passed~ never again
Red and red leaves are buried in the dust
The beginning and the end ~ always unchanged
You on the edge of the sky~ floating outside the white clouds
With Chen Xuanzang's wild dance, the distance ...... A hideous roar, a high-pitched cracked sky.