Chapter 2: Lu Yuxian really asks about immortality
"Don't panic, don't panic!" The monkey got the right words, and he was not very respectful to the boy, and he strung to Chen Ang's side with an arrow, and immediately bowed down and said: "Looking at the guidance of the ancestor, I am a stone monkey who was born and raised, without a father and mother, can I have a hope of getting a positive result?" ”
Chen Ang closed his eyes and raised his head, but he didn't say anything.
The monkey begged bitterly, Chen Angcai sighed and said: "I thought you were a clever one, since I didn't open my mouth, it means that it is difficult to hope to ascend to the sky, you are a wild monkey with no background, you have never befriended the heroes of the Quartet and Five Mountains, you are not a guest in the Dragon Palace, and you have no fate with the heavenly soldiers, the immortals of the Three Caves are really not familiar with you, the star monarch in the sky has never been close to you, and has never burned your fingers to worship the Buddha, in the past and present life, no immortal can have anything to do with you...... Go to rest, go to rest, how can you get the right result and become a god like this? ”
"It's better to learn some skills, gather in the mountains and forests, pull the flag to rebel, and wait for Zhao'an!"
The monkey cried three times, like an ape, and after crying, he pulled his sleeve to wipe his tears, and asked: "This middle-class immortality method has nothing to do with me, only I have a background, and I only seek the inferior immortality technique!" Let's ask the patriarch, how should the disciple ask for the most inferior immortality technique? ”
Chen Ang pinched his fingers and said with a smile: "This inferior immortality technique is the easiest to cultivate, so that you can know that the vast world of the three mountains and five mountains is full of monsters who cultivate the art of longevity, and it is nothing more than some small paths that breathe in the aura of heaven and earth and worship the essence of the sun and the moon. ”
The monkey head bowed and said, "Can this kind of immortality art be immortalized?" ”
Chen Ang sighed in a low voice: "But it looks like a kiln head clay embryo, there is a look, but it can't withstand the wind and rain." ”
The monkey scratched his ears and cheeks and asked, "How to make a kiln head soil embryo?" ”
"Immortal El! But all living beings have become the climate, contrary to the common sense of life and death, every five hundred years, there will be heaven and earth to kill you, the first five hundred years, the sky thunder disaster hit you, you need to see the nature of the heart, dodge in advance, and then hide for another five hundred years, if you can't dodge, you will die, and after another five hundred years, the sky will fall and burn you. This gang is not a mortal fire, it is not a yang fire, it is a yin fire that cuts bones and scatters your soul, burns your internal organs into ashes, burns from under its own springs, and penetrates the mud walled palace, dangerous, dangerous. ”
"After escaping this second disaster, there will be a wind five hundred years later, blowing into the six intestines from the fontanelle, passing through the dantian, wearing the nine orifices, the flesh and bones are thinned, and the body knows its own understanding."
"These three disasters have passed, you often hear in the world that there is a thunderbolt in the clear sky, and the strange beasts in the mountains are killed, that is, the goblin who can't avoid the three disasters, hard work and turn into ashes, and a body of ability to make dust...... As I said, this goblin's immortality technique is the soil embryo of the kiln, which looks like it, and when it is poured by the wind and rain, it immediately turns into thin mud, and there is no result! ”
When the monkey head heard the three calamities, his bluffed heart shook and his heart trembled, and he begged repeatedly: "How can the teacher bear to see that the disciple has no result...... I don't cultivate this immortality, I don't cultivate, I ask the teacher to pass on the method of avoiding the catastrophe of immortality, so that I can avoid the three calamities and have a chance to achieve positive results. ”
"I also know the spell of avoiding the three calamities...... Chen Anglao said quietly: "Why do you bother to beg me, you look at that fairy child, he has obtained the decree of Su Bodhi, waiting for you at the door, you will know that Su Bodhi has the heart to build you." His family has its own art of change, a change is a life, thirty-six Tiangang, that is, thirty-six lives, seventy-two earth, that is, seventy-two lives, how many lives can three disasters harm you? Nai, how are you? ”
The monkey head was stunned, it turned to look at the boy, but saw that the boy frowned, his eyebrows were very dissatisfied, and he said secretly: "Bitter! Before he came to the court, he hated my senior brother first, so what should I do? ”
The monkey jumped out of treachery, the monkey first went to see Chen Ang's face, only to see Chen Ang's face calm as water, no likes and dislikes, chaos, no face, stone monkey wisdom is born, when he first entered the world, he has suffered a lot, wisdom and psychic, and it is not the lawless and rampant temperament in the future, he is born to know good and bad, seeing Chen Ang's face like this, he suddenly blessed his soul and said: "I don't ask for two masters, that Su Bodhi Patriarch has great mana, there is a Taoist immortal, and how can he have instructed me." ”
"The patriarch taught Chunchun, and since he is a master, why should I be willing to seek the near and far?"
"Please also ask the patriarch to show mercy, and point out the disciples!"
Chen Ang smiled and said, "You Pi Lai Po Monkey, do you know how much opportunity you have missed?" Of the 3,000 and hundreds of disciples under the seat of this Su Bodhi Patriarch, few of them have received the true inheritance, and now he has already sent someone to collect you, and in the future he will be entrusted with the hope of the true transmission, you have already won his blue eyes, and I will block his door again, as if I intercepted his disciples, so that I have no face. This Su Bodhi Patriarch is also a great power in the Three Realms, but he refuses to show his heels, you go to him, you can learn a great ability, although he will definitely not allow you to expose your background, there is no good relationship to borrow strength, that is also a great opportunity, I will make it clear, you have to think about it again, so as not to regret it in the future, make me ugly. ”
How clever the stone monkey is, hesitating, and constantly doing things, it is a taboo for cultivators, he refuses to go with the child, he has already hated the Su Bodhi Patriarch, and now he has no responsibility, who will carry such an apprentice?
He immediately said, "No repentance!" No more repentance! Please take me, teacher! ”
In the three-star cave of the oblique moon, there was a faint sigh, a golden light flew, Chen Ang took it with his hand, it was a golden Bodhi, he smiled slightly: "Splashing monkey is really a good opportunity, although you abandoned Su Bodhi, he pitied you for your good qualifications, and gave it to Bodhi." Poor poor road, evil neighbor, no face to stay in this Lingtai Fangcun Mountain anymore! ”
After that, he gave the Bodhi seed to the stone monkey.
Only then did he say: "I have obtained the art of immortality, and there are also several methods to tell you, among which you can distinguish between the superior and the inferior." Breathe in the aura of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, you don't learn it. I also know the art of change, but there are only nine changes - not to take the changes in the posture of birds and beasts, only to take the changes in the universe, the Tao has five innate Tai, take the number of five, I take nine of them, can give you nine lives. ”
The stone monkey said: "Willing to learn, willing to learn!" ”
Chen Ang reminded it: "You come slowly, before I finish speaking, you rush to answer, but I know that there are hidden dangers behind me that I haven't told you!" ”
The stone monkey suddenly didn't dare to rob it, and listened to Chen Ang quietly.
"Although this art of change can avoid the three calamities, it is illegal immortality, and there are endless hidden dangers."
The monkey was surprised and said, "Ancestor, I am an honest monkey and I don't understand the proverbs in the city...... What is 'illegal immortality'? ”
"In this heaven and earth, in addition to the nature of heaven and earth, there is also the Heavenly Court Lingshan to manage you, there is no name on the immortal book, on the life and death book, you have escaped the three disasters, but there is no immortal book, no positive fruit, there is still a lifespan, when the number of life, the king of Hades will send a ghost to take you, regardless of whether you have an immortal life? This is called illegal immortality...... If you don't become an immortal, then you are just stealing your life, and you are very embarrassed! ”