The monkey didn't expect this kind of thing, so he scratched his ears and cheeks and said, "Does the ancestor have a way?" There are so many monsters in this world, hundreds or thousands of years old, haven't you seen the Hades old man looking for trouble with them? ”

"That's those monsters who beat away the ghosts, drove away the black and white impermanence, they are all powerful, and the ghosts dare to send someone to catch them? Moreover, in the monster world, there is also a relationship, those few old monsters who call themselves saints and ancestors, the king of Hades can't afford to offend, if they start a fire, the underworld will shake the mountains, and the demon army and demon country that are sheltered, no ghost dares to ask for his life! ”

"This west goes to 10,000 miles, there is a lion camel country, the land is 800 miles wide, there are 48,000 demons, protected by the big demon, Yan Jun does not dare to come to ask for his life, and the gods dare not go to subdue the demon Although it is illegal to live forever, it is still very comfortable!"

The stone monkey yearned for it and asked, "This illegal immortal life doesn't sound bad, dare to ask the ancestor, what are the hidden dangers?" ”

"Hahahaha!" Chen Ang smiled: "In that case, it will really be a demon!" What are you a demon? Those who violate the heavenly court, do not follow the spiritual mountain, and go against the laws of the gods are demons. Regardless of your people, ghosts, monkeys, cows, lions, leopards, and immortals, it is the right fruit, respecting the legal system of the Heavenly Court and Lingshan, and entering the Shinto system, if you don't enter the system and resist the Heavenly Court, you are a demon! ”

"Do you really have no one to slay demons?"

"Heavenly court robbery, slaying demons and demons, when the time comes, they will raise an army, millions of soldiers and horses, the sky is full of immortals, the small, the old, the generals, and the star king, drive away the star king, and the bodhisattva, there is the Buddha behind the bodhisattva, the heavenly court Lingshan colludes, no matter how rampant the demons are, can they still push to the lotus seat of the Buddha?"

"So, don't look at the demons making a lot of fun, in the future, Heavenly Court will pull a list, and there will be a lot of them on the list, all of them will be robbed, or they will be accepted as mount pets...... This is the beauty of Zhao'an again! ”

The monkey was dumbfounded, and Nuo Nuo said, "This demon...... Isn't it because of cannibalism? ”

"Haha!" Chen Ang smiled again: "Although it is rare to see demons that don't eat people, it's not impossible, many monsters either have positive fruits, or are pure in nature, and don't eat people and do evil, but if you want to live forever, you have to drive away and avoid ghosts, and if you dodge ghosts, that's demons!" ”

"What's more...... Don't you look at the current immortals, all of them are solemn and respectful, before they become immortals, are there still few cannibals? The Peacock King of the West, who eats 100,000 people in a country with one mouth, how many monsters are as ferocious as him in this world? If you have an immortal book, you are an immortal, and if you don't have an immortal book, you have to go against the Heavenly Court Spirit Mountain, that is a demon! ”

"Of course, if you become an immortal, you will be subject to the control of heaven, and you can't eat people anymore!"

The stone monkey said in frustration: "I can't be an immortal, do all those who want to live forever in the world have to be demons?" ”

"How many wise and profound people are there in the world? They can even create a way to avoid the three plagues, let alone escape the book of life and death? Chen Ang said: "This is another way to live forever!" Called: Autopsy Immortal. But mortal monks, before the end of their lives, have not obtained the immortal book, and do not want to be reincarnated, lest they practice in one life and turn into ashes, they must practice the method of autopsy. ”

"Refine your soul into a god, and call it a primordial god."

"Count the good days, and before the ghosts come, either by borrowing the Daoist friends to fight the law, or by borrowing the catastrophe of heaven and earth, the gods don't know, the ghosts don't know, and the soul escapes! Where was the corpse left, let the ghost see it, and felt that this person's soul was scattered. Go back to your life! Let the judge write off the name. ”

"Then come back, or re-enter the corpse, or take the road to dump the corpse, borrow a staff, a crown, a sword and get out, from then on there is no name in the book of life and death, called the corpse of the immortal, also known as the scattered immortal, after becoming a scattered immortal, or go to the place where the scattered immortals of the three mountains and five mountains gather, continue to practice, and escape in seclusion, and wait until the fate finds two or three days of court friends, get the Ti Xuan, and also enter the immortal book, and can get the right fruit, isn't it beautiful?"

"That's a good idea! That's a good idea! The stone monkey scratched his ears and cheeks, and was overjoyed.

"If you don't have a positive result, you will end up in ashes...... What's the difference? Chen Ang's face sank and said: "You see the scattered immortals in the world, but in fact, they are just a lost dog's ears!" All day long in the shadow of the heavenly court, you have to beg the immortals, begging them to help them in the future, but even hide your head and tail, for fear of being noticed by the heavenly court. ”

"Of course, the immortal cultivators in the world are no longer as heelless as the scattered immortals in the past! Their predecessors became immortals and ancestors, and they also had a relationship in Heavenly Court, and the four heavenly masters were their backers in Heavenly Court, but they had to wait for the preparation of Heavenly Court, and when the time came, they could become naturalized and become immortals with a decree from Heaven. Such a scattered immortal, although it can still be called a scattered person, but in fact, it is the preparatory immortal of the heavenly court, and the king of Hades does not trouble them, as long as he hides in the cave sky, he does not need to be autopsied, he just waits to become an immortal. ”

"Such a well-established scattered immortal, with an orderly inheritance, has its own faction, calls himself a famous and decent family, and disdains to be the same as the scattered immortals in the three mountains and five mountains overseas."

"Such people who prepare for the positive fruit gradually no longer call them scattered immortals, and later, the scattered immortals took personal words and called them human immortals, and they were also counted among the five immortals."

The stone monkey was dumbfounded, and stammered: "The disciple didn't know that there was such a way among them!" Teacher, what exactly are the Five Immortals Zhengguo? How many positive fruits are there in the world? ”

"There are only five positive fruits in the world, and this positive fruit is not cultivation, not supernatural power, and not illegal power, but a compilation! Commonly known as the official position is also! There are five immortals in Zhou Tian, who are gods, men and ghosts in heaven and earth. I told you about the immortals, but they are just preparing for the immortals. Then the other four immortals have spoken. Heavenly immortals, immortals, are all immortals of the heavenly court, but the positions are different, and the actual positions that run the heavens and the earth are immortals, such as the dragon kings of the four seas, the star monarchs, and the officials who are scattered and noble, free from all over the world, are immortals. ”

"And the establishment under the command of Yan Jun of the underworld is a ghost immortal."

"There is also the way of the earth immortals, but it is the Yuanzi of Wanshou Mountain Wuzhuang Guanzhen, he has a high seniority, a respected status, and a ginseng fruit tree, and he is not a heavenly immortal, and he can protect people from immortality, and the Jade Emperor is not easy to manage, so he has to seal an ancestor of the earth immortals, so that those who are protected by the town Yuanzi can log in to the treasure of heaven and earth, get the land immortal book, and call it the land immortal, the most leisurely, just to be less nosy, and it can be regarded as included in the system."

The stone monkey bowed and said: "I heard that the Buddha of the West Heaven is also an excellent positive fruit, why not enter the five immortals?" ”

"How can you not be included in the Five Immortals?" Chen Ang said with a smile: "Don't forget, that human immortal is just a number of immortals, how can it be counted as a positive fruit, so that you can know that the West Tianling Mountain is also a line of immortals, called the Great Jue Golden Immortal, called the Golden Immortal, Zhou Tian Five Immortals, there are actually six kinds, it is the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth!" ”

"It's just that the golden immortal is not under the control of the Jade Emperor, so he hides it and doesn't mention it, so it's not good to make him ugly. That's why the reserve immortals were also brought up to make up for the name of an immortal. ”

The stone monkey read these five positive fruits, and gradually became a little stupid, and only after a long time did he say sadly: "I am born to raise, helpless people, how difficult it is to become a positive fruit!" "Almost tears. He kowtowed to Chen Ang and said, 'Thank you for the teacher's explanation, otherwise I would have been obsessed with searching for a hundred years, and it would be difficult to find the right result!' ”

Chen Ang sighed and said, "Idiot! Longevity is easy to obtain, but positive fruits are hard to find, that's all...... I heard that the old man of the heavenly court, the Taishang Laojun, descended to the mortal dust more than 80 years ago, and now he is doing the history of guarding the Tibetan room under the command of Zhou Tianzi, which is a great virtue in the world, and his status in the heavenly court is extraordinary. ”

"If you just want to get a positive result, then go and kill people and set fire to be recruited!"

"I let you hate Su Bodhi, miss your future, this will give you a chance, you and I go to the front of that Lao Tzu, I ask for a favor from Taiqing Daoyou, don't let you lose the result!"

The stone monkey just fell to the ground and said in a wailing voice: "The teacher treats me like a mountain, why do you want to drive the disciple away?" Since the birth of the disciple, he knows life and death in ignorance, and only after going through hardships can he know good and evil, and only today can he know his future when he sees his teacher. I only want to worship under the teacher's door and be an unsuccessful disciple, I don't know anyone else except the teacher! ”

"You don't know that Taiqing Daoyou has magical powers, this heaven and earth are your parents, then Taiqing Daoyou is just like your parents, how can you be worthy of the virtue of creation? Now you are still ignorant, saying these stupid things, and when you understand in the future, you will blame me again. Get up! Chen Ang waved his sleeves, wrapped in the stone monkey and rose into the clouds, heading to Luoyang Zhoudu.

"Take the disciples here to find Taiqing, and from then on, the heart ape will be freed. Where is the Lingtai square? Why should the stone monkey ask Lingshan! ”