Chapter Seventy-Four: The First Date

Just like some women pick their husbands for a few years, and in the end they pick the Nth man who becomes their husband, which is not as good as the first man they meet, why is this so painful? Today I let you kiss me, not that I am going to betray my husband and give him a green hat that is not yet mature to wear. I saw that you, a ten-year-old boy, didn't have any hair, and he fell in love with me, and I felt very curious. I just want to experience what this situation is, what it feels like, and I want to explore the emotional world of a ten-year-old boy who is just starting to fall in love. In the past six months or so, I have found that you are really infatuated with me! Little pervert, why is that?"

After saying that, Sister-in-law Yun grinned, stretched out her left hand and gently pinched my left cheek. I blushed and didn't speak. Seeing that I didn't answer, Sister-in-law Yun sneered and said: "Little villain, you still keep it a secret from others! If you don't say it, I can guess it, I just like beautiful women, and people are small and big." I remember the first time your mother invited me to your house for dinner. During the meal, from time to time, you look at people's faces and breasts with a pair of small colored eyes, and I think your eyeballs are about to fall off, hehe. And that time, me, Yuyan, your sister and you, the four of us went to the next village to watch a play together, and when it was crowded, you pinched someone's buttocks and pretended to watch the play seriously. Do you know? At that time, people were very angry! You were sure that I didn't dare to attack in a crowded place, and I didn't dare to expose you in front of Yuyan, your mother, and others afterwards. I can't imagine that you are insidious and cunning at a young age, and you are scheming. Tell me honestly, isn't that so?" Sister-in-law Yun's big watery eyes stared at my face, waiting for me to answer. When my sweetheart exposed my ugly things to my face, I was red-faced and very ashamed. I smiled and said, "Good sister-in-law, you don't hit people in the face, and you don't expose people." Don't talk about the past, right?"

"That's not going to work. Sister-in-law Yun pretended to be angry and said, "Little villain, if you don't give a satisfactory explanation today, people will ignore you!" After speaking, she turned her head to the side and didn't look at me. I hurriedly apologized: "Sister-in-law Yun, you're right, that's what I thought at the time, but it's because I like you too much that I ate your tofu like that." ”

Seeing that I confessed to her, Sister-in-law Yun turned her head to look at me and showed a sweet smile. She laughed, "That's right." Children should be honest from an early age, dare to act, and take responsibility when they do. Bad people often start learning bad from a young age, and when they get older, it's not so easy to become good. Did you know that people are easy to learn when they become bad. Sister-in-law Yun also likes you, but not because she has a relationship with you for men and women, but because distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, because your family takes good care of me, and my sister Yuyan is very close to your sister, and I love the house and Wu, so I also like you. You must not think crookedly, you are amorous, sister-in-law is not to hit you, but to make it clear to you face to face, lest you go further and further on the wrong road, sinking and confused in the direction of love and love, and the deeper and deeper the confusion. I know that telling the truth like this hurts you very much, but the long pain is better than the short pain, rather than drawing the knife and cutting off the water when you fall deeper and more loving to die and live, it is better to drink it now when you are not dead or alive, so that you can get lost in time and come back. Today, my sister wants to tell you the truth, you look ordinary, you are not tall, and your sister-in-law is a head taller than you, if she really falls in love with you, she must have something wrong with her brain or psychopath. You change places and think about it, sister-in-law has a tall, handsome and very housely husband, why should she fall in love with you, a short and ugly little hairy child? Brother Bird, give your sister-in-law a reason to fall in love with you and the red apricot is out of the wall, and your sister-in-law will love you once!"

Sister-in-law Yun's honest words made me feel like she had poured a basin of cold water on my head, drenching from head to toe, and my heart was cold. It turned out that Sister-in-law Yun didn't have a good impression of me, let alone any feelings, but I felt good about myself and was amorous. It turns out that the falling flowers intentionally follow the flowing water, and the flowing water has no intention of falling in love with the falling flowers. Amorous is always ruthlessly annoyed, and since ancient times, dicks have been amorous in vain. But what I don't understand is why Sister-in-law Yun asked me to hug her and kiss her today? Could it be that Sister-in-law Yun is telling lies to tease me and test my true feelings for her? I don't believe that she is alone in the empty boudoir and doesn't want a man, I don't believe that I am so unattractive to beautiful women. Beauty is the natural stunner of God's favor for men, why can't I possess beautiful women? So I asked unwillingly: "Then why did Sister-in-law Yun accept my date today and let me hug and kiss again?" Also, people say that beating is kissing and scolding is love, and Sister-in-law Yun is hurting me and belittleing me like this today, can I understand that you are tactfully showing me that you are also in love at first sight and deep in love with me? There is also one point that I have to defend myself, although I am short, I am not ugly, and my appearance is average and not ugly! Also, your husband put your mother and son at home and went out to make money by himself, is this a reason for you to go out of the wall?"

Sister-in-law Yun said angrily: "Damn, you can really think about it! I hurt you like this, you can still think of beating, kissing, scolding and love." All I can say is that either you have too much imagination, or you fall into the love network of being obsessed with me too deeply, or you are cheap. When the flood comes, it is better to channel than to block it. You're so obsessed with me, I've got to give you a little sweetness, let you release it, so that you don't suffocate. Moreover, if I give you sweetness, you eat me softly, so my persuasion and teaching to you will work, and you will not reject my teaching to you. That's the real reason why I let you kiss and hug. Brother Bird, you nerd, you have to be told thoroughly, people belittle you like this to be short and ugly, so that you can be ashamed and brave, recognize the reality, cheer up, and be a normal person with mental health. What are you talking about? Oh, I remember, you actually said that my husband went out to make money because I should go out of the wall! You are insane and schizophrenic, right? My husband went out to make money, and he didn't go out to pick up girls, why should I go out to go out of the wall? What kind of reason did you say that? You should think about it when you get home, okay?"

Seeing that I refused to answer her for a long time, Sister-in-law Yun stood up, patted the rice stalk and dust on her buttocks on her back, looked at me who was still sitting on the rice stalk and said angrily: "Little villain, don't you get up yet?" My son is going to feed, I have to go back to breastfeeding." Of course, if you don't go back with me, you won't have to be caught dating you. If anyone knew I was dating a 10-year-old boy, wouldn't they shame me to death? After speaking, he walked alone towards the loess road at the edge of the field without looking back.