Chapter 10 The moon god is angry, and he is terrified

The appearance of this "Marriage Book" itself is already very bizarre, and what is even more bizarre is that there are a lot of people's names written on it, and there are many intricate red lines connected between the names.

And there are about a dozen names that are flashing with a faint golden light, Li Huihui looked at "The Book of Marriage", and a kind of pride and ambition that was proud of the world spontaneously arose in his heart!

It is true: in ancient times, Zhuge Kongming worked hard to lead the three armies to gallop the world, and now I have the 38th abbot sitting alone in the temple and messing with the marriage spectrum......

This feeling of holding the 'power of marriage' is as happy as the king of Hades!

Therefore, in the face of this menacing demolition brigade, not only was he not afraid, but he couldn't help laughing......

It's just that his 'self-esteem' seems to others to be a different feeling.

The old aunt, who was following the demolition team and preparing to pick up the rags to sell for money, pulled the team leader and whispered: "Look at the state of this poor child, are you stupid?"

The captain sighed, "What can I do?" I'm also helpless, when I came, the boss gave a death order, if we can't demolish this ruined temple today, we will be demolished......"

The aunt wanted to say something more, but the captain shook his head, raised his hand above his head, and after a few seconds, waved it down fiercely.

The next moment, it was like a trumpet was blown, and everyone acted in unison.

The scene suddenly became quite spectacular, with young men charging with hoes on their shoulders in front of them, and strong men in the back holding shovels in their hands, the 'Iron Behemoth' loader on the left flank was like a bamboo, and the bulldozer of the 'siege artifact' on the right flank was invincible.

The yellow sand wears gold armor in a hundred battles, and Loulan will not be returned if it is not broken......

What kind of demolition is this? It is clearly a march to fight and a siege of the city!

Li Huihui, who was in self-esteem, was stunned, couldn't help sighing, and praised: "No wonder some people say that if you give him ten chengguan, you can unify the world...... These uncles and aunts really didn't cover it. ”

He quickly put on a 'fighting stance', picked up the teapot with his left hand and took a sip, grabbed a handful of grapes with his right hand and stuffed it all over his mouth, and then brushed it a few times, and his hand frantically knotted the red thread connecting their names on the "Book of Marriage" like a butterfly.

The hand speed of being single for more than 20 years finally came in handy at this moment, and this operation can be described as smooth......

The next moment, the whole world was quiet, and the war seemed to be about to die down before it began.

The entire demolition team felt the vibration of the mobile phone in their pockets at the same time, and then all kinds of ringtones floated around.

They were stunned, took out their mobile phones and put them to their ears, and then they were greeted by an overwhelming roar.

"Liu Laosi, why is there a photo of Wang Xiaoya next door in the pocket of your clothes?

"Shu Jian, why is there another woman's underwear under the bed? I want to divorce you!"

"Liao Wucheng, the more I look at it, the more I think our child looks like Sister Wang next door, are you going to steal behind my back?"

“......”

The scene was as noisy as a vegetable market, and the sudden 'backyard fire' directly caught the young men of the demolition team off guard, and a swarm of bees ran over to ask the captain for leave.

There was even an old man who picked up garbage and came to join in the fun, "Captain, my wife in her 60s called to say that she was pregnant...... What do you think is that?"

The captain was so loud that he raised his voice and roared: "It's all a special nickname, my wife has already called me to go through the divorce procedures, who is miserable for me!?"

Unexpectedly, as soon as the team members heard the word divorce, they shouted even more vigorously, for fear that the daughter-in-law they had finally married at a high price would fly away.

"It's really evil!" the captain muttered, suddenly remembering Li Huihui's warning to him before, "It's hard to ......."

He hurriedly turned his head to look in front of the temple gate, and saw Li Huihui, who was still pretending to be crazy and stupid just now, lying comfortably on the recliner like an old lady at the moment, sipping tea leisurely with a proud face.

Feeling his gaze, Li Huihui pouted at the notice on the wall, and the meaning expressed was obvious: If you don't listen to the little master, you will suffer in front of you!

And the ruined temple behind him, for some reason, looks a little fluttering out of the dust.

This really fulfills that sentence, how can you walk by the river without getting your shoes wet? After demolishing so many temples, now it is finally retribution.

The captain sighed and commanded loudly, "Go back to deal with the family affairs first, and then come over and gather!"

As soon as the words fell, a large part of the people at the scene were like deserters who had lost the battle, and they scattered one after another in various means of transportation.

After the smoke passed, all that was left was the demolition tools and unattended loaders......

Li Huihui stood up and laughed proudly with his hands on his hips, "Hahahaha, what a good show!"

I have to say that he pretended to be neither fat nor thin this time, but unfortunately he didn't pretend for long.

Suddenly, there was a shout from behind the loader.

"Is the Moon Temple? Is it the marriage broken? Is the Buddha apparition? We are both single dogs, no relatives, no reason, no father and no mother, I see how you curse this little rabbit cub?"

Li Huihui frowned, squinted his eyes, and saw two young men with yellow hair on their heads walking in front of him proudly, with extremely contemptuous and arrogant expressions!

He hurriedly flipped through the "Marriage Book" and saw that there were indeed two people's red lines in the shining golden light, and there was no marriage.

He frowned, and thought to himself: Isn't there just no marriage...... Lao Tzu will temporarily hold one for you, and it will be over!

"You two little boys, don't be too arrogant, okay, you don't have a partner and a proud face, wait for Lao Tzu, and let you taste love in a while!"

After saying that, he concocted the same way, and directly and rudely twisted the red threads of the two big men together, and carefully tied a bow......

Sure enough, the red line is pulled, and the marriage is made!

The two little yellow hairs in front of them were like being enchanted, and they were not calm for a moment, they glanced at each other, feeling that each other's eyebrows were clear, and even the pimples on their faces became cute, this feeling was like love......

And Li Huihui, who was fortunate enough to witness all this, just wanted to find a place to vomit at the moment......

So he quickly made a very decisive and correct decision, straightening all the red threads that he had knotted before!

The whole world was quiet again, and the sick picture in front of me was finally revealed.

The two little yellow hairs woke up instantly, but the spring between their eyebrows and eyes had not faded...... Then they all turned around and threw up in the dark until they collapsed and could no longer stand up.

Under the reflection of Jin Ri, in front of the two of them, Li Huihui didn't know when to change into his robe, which symbolized the identity of the abbot.

I saw that he was like a master of enlightenment, looking at the sky with his eyes and a compassionate expression.

"Ah~~ The past life is like smoke and this life is like a dream, the fate of cause and effect is determined by heaven, today you do not listen to the admonition, insist on challenging the majesty of the moon god, and in desperation, the abbot can only punish slightly, in order to set an example......! Don't blame me for being ruthless. ”

The two little yellow hairs had already experienced the manifestation of the moon god, where did they dare to defy the law? They knelt down and kowtowed to Li Huihui like pounding garlic.

"The abbot is mighty! The abbot is domineering! We must change our past mistakes and be good people from now on!"

Their attitude, which was completely different from the arrogant and domineering before, made Li Huihui's heart feel comfortable, and he waved his hand in a dashing manner.

"Knowing your mistakes can improve greatly, you guys quickly retreat, this abbot is going to rest!"

The two little yellow hairs heard the amnesty, and they didn't need any tools, so they hurriedly climbed on the motorcycle and rode away all the way.

At this time, the sun was setting, looking at the mess in front of the broken temple, Li Huihui breathed a sigh of relief and sighed: "I have always scoffed at the ghosts and gods before, since I came to the broken temple, all kinds of strange events have emerged in endlessly, and there are really gods in the head!"

And the unexpected appearance of the 'marriage book' is the key to keeping this temple, it was accidentally discovered by Li Huihui when he was looking through the booklet last night, and it was recorded on the back page of the instruction manual of the junior moon old god statue.

"Marriage Book": When needed, the names of two people who are married will appear on the book, closely connected with a red thread, the red line is smooth and the relationship is harmonious, and the red line knot is the emotional twists and turns.

The following autumn is also specially marked: only for ordinary people, except for those who have great merits in their previous lives.

So Li Huihui thought of using the red line knot to punish the demolition team slightly, originally just wanted them to return in difficulty, but they didn't expect to receive a miraculous effect, this group of people thought it was the moon god apparition, and they were all scared.

Fortunately, Li Huihui smoothed the red line in time, otherwise they would really want their wives to break up.

At the same time, the wave of people who had run halfway before suddenly received a call again, which turned out to be just a misunderstanding and a false alarm.

They breathed a sigh of relief and gathered together to discuss countermeasures.

"It's really evil! Boss, can we still tear down the broken temple?"

The captain had just received a call from his daughter-in-law to reconcile with him, and scolded: "What a fart! Is my wife more important or is my work important? ”

As soon as the words fell, the others seemed to be waiting for his words, cheered, and the eight immortals crossed the sea to show their magical powers, and ran away without a trace.

The captain calmed down, then took out his mobile phone and found the boss's phone and dialed it.

"Hey, Mr. Liu, I'm from the demolition team, and I want to report something to you!"

"I'm busy, I'll talk about it when it's over!"

The other end hung up the phone with a beep, leaving the leader of the demolition team with a confused face.