Chapter 9 Immortals are also nailers
After hanging up the phone, it was getting late, the moonlight outside was hazy, the shadows of the trees were waving, and sometimes the wind was lightly disturbed, blowing the broken window paper of the temple.
"Goo......
An untimely sound sounded in the main hall of the Moon Temple, and Li Huihui touched his stomach, only then did he remember that he didn't seem to have eaten yet.
I thought that after I had money, I would taste the taste of the legendary abalone, but ......
Thinking of this, he reached out and took out the only two hundred and fifty yuan in his pocket, and smiled bitterly. Eat instant noodles!
Turning out a bucket of eighty-two years of instant noodles and soaking it, while waiting for the noodles to be cooked, his eyes caught a glimpse of the statue in the main hall looking at him with kind eyes.
"Alas~"
Li Huihui sighed, got up and came to the statue, bowed down to find the incense candle, and while looking for it, his mouth was still chattering.
"When it's time for dinner, let's give you the old pillar incense too. Speaking of which, we are all fallen people at the end of the world, who told us to put up such a former abbot who only cares about himself every day, regardless of whether we live or die? ”
After finishing the incense, I just wanted to go back and start, but I saw that the little god statue in the arms of the big god statue was also looking at him with blank eyes.
Li Huihui sighed again and picked up another pillar of incense.
Anyway, this ruined temple is about to be demolished, and I can't take care of myself. ”
"It's okay to dismantle it, and when the time comes, I'll dismantle you two and move them back. Don't be reluctant to give up this place, let alone blame me for the demolition, and vent all your grievances on the dead old man, I haven't received a dime for this demolition......"
At this, he suddenly became stunned.
I have just become an abbot and promoted a marriage, and I wanted to do this work that is still a 'money'. I didn't expect it to rain and get married, but fortunately it was not too late for me to come back, otherwise what was waiting for me was the unemployed and Lanxiang excavator professional students, a scene of employment!
In the final analysis, Li Huihui does not have deep feelings for this ruined temple, and it is impossible to expect him to pick up a kitchen knife and block the door and shout the slogan 'The temple is in the people, and the temple is dead'.
It's impossible to kill!
He has even thought of a way back for himself, his two-day abbot career, can be regarded as a layer of gold plated on the work resume, when the time comes, just find a famous Taoist temple, peace of mind to be a little Taoist priest, wouldn't it be wonderful?
It's just that......
He recalled the scene where Chen Feng and Zhao Xue hugged each other and cried, and his heart suddenly felt empty, as if he had lost something......
The nature that is thrown away is not the festival, but the feeling of the beauty of adulthood.
"Could it be that I was actually a matchmaker in my last life?"
He shuddered violently, and threw the whimsical idea out of his mind.
After saluting the incense and complaining, a touch of red suddenly came into his eyes.
But I saw that at some point on the hand of the little god, a red rope appeared, three inches long, and I don't know what kind of paint was used, it was as red as blood. It is held by the right hand of the old god Satsuki.
Li Huihui was a little stunned.
"Did this little idol have this red rope before?"
He reached out and took off the red rope, and it was cold in his hand, and this material was quite comfortable to hold in his hand.
There are a lot of inexplicable things in the small broken temple, even the toilet-shaped vending machine has been seen, what else can make Li Huihui feel strange?
He didn't think much about it, and casually tied the red rope to his wrist, since this is the red rope on the old man's hand, if he wants to recruit peach blossom luck or something, it must be very effective!
I swallowed the noodles in three or two bites, and naturally I didn't let go of the soup. Li Huihui, who barely had enough to eat, went to bed, covered the bed with a broken quilt and slept with his head covered.
Tomorrow is tomorrow's worries, for Li Huihui, living in the present is the most important thing.
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When Li Huihui opened his eyes, he found himself in another place.
Near the clouds and mist, the distant peaks and mountains are like gathering, the eaves hook bar appears and disappears from time to time in the clouds and mist, there is a magnificent archway not far away, and there are three golden characters on the book - Nantianmen!
There was a group of fairies around him singing and dancing around him, all of them captivating the country and the city, wearing light veils, and their graceful postures loomed with the dancing of their limbs. There is also a group of fairies flying in the clouds, one moment in an S-shape, and the other in an M-shape.
He looked down at himself, but saw that he was stepping on seven-colored auspicious clouds, wearing Xuantie armor, holding a flame-tipped spear, and he was mighty and domineering!
Before he could figure out what was going on, the fairies who were singing and dancing around him were already rushing up, kneading his shoulders and legs, and feeding him the syrup and grapes. The mouth is even more coquettish. "Come, Xianzun, open your mouth~"
At this moment, Li Huihui suddenly smiled, put aside the situation or something, and enjoy it first is the right reason. This treatment can't be compared to the Haitian feast!
Just when Li Huihui fell into the gentle township and couldn't extricate himself, suddenly a figure came galloping from afar and landed in front of him.
This is a man in the armor of light, burly and handsome, especially those eyes, which are radiant, which reminds Li Huihui of Franklin's eyes.
Alas, the thought of this makes my heart throb!
"You're finally back in Heaven!"
The man looked excited, and opened his arms as if he was going to give Li Huihui a bear hug.
Li Huihui hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him. "Don't move! Yes, that's it, take two more steps back! I said you recognize the wrong person, what's the matter, if you want to call it, it's also called spring!"
The man who took two steps back frowned, "When did you call Chun?
Li Huihui has a black line in his head, I called the spring monster me? Besides, is there any difference?
"What did you just say?
"yes, questions?"
It's a big problem!
Li Huihui glanced at the man dissatisfied.
After doing it for a long time, this is a dream, and I am happy for nothing, and I almost have real feelings for these little fairies around me!
"Hey, who's who, let's dance and take a look!" Li Huihui, who was greatly disappointed, immediately said unceremoniously to the man who woke him up.
When the man heard this, he pointed at himself in disbelief, "Me?"
"It's not you or who! Don't look at you as an immortal, in my dreams, can you still let you bully me?"
The man looked sad and angry, turned around and left, muttering to himself.
"Finish, finish. After a trip to the earth in the spring, my mind went crazy!"
His speed was very fast, giving people the feeling of shrinking into inches, and his figure instantly became a small black dot in the distance, and disappeared in front of Li Huihui's eyes in the next second.
At the same time, the figure of the group of fairies beside Li Huihui gradually dissipated like a morning mist, and everything in his eyes began to fall apart......
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He woke up and rubbed his eyes for the first time.
That's right, it's still the little broken temple, the musty smell from the broken quilt covered by the body is a familiar smell to me, and the female spider lying in the middle of the web on the top of her head is still as beautiful as yesterday.
He sighed, turned over and sat up, and suddenly felt that the contrast was too great!
I don't care about other aspects, at least this mother spider has to be replaced by a fairy!
He clenched his fists and swore to himself.
"No, this dream can't just be left like that! I want to be a dream chasing a year, I must get rid of the status quo, and I must be determined to be a man who becomes an immortal! This temple is the capital of my future ascension, but it can't be demolished like this!"
So here's the problem?
How can I keep the temple?
Thinking of the former abbot's earnest teachings before leaving, Li Huihui muttered the mantra of 'Ask Brother Gu if you don't know about foreign affairs, ask Du Niang if you don't know about internal affairs, and turn over the booklet if you don't decide on temple affairs', picked up the booklet at the bedside and flipped through it.
As he flipped through it, he suddenly saw an extra line of content on the catalog.
"Instructions for the use of the junior moon statue?"
With two points of confusion, he turned to the page, carefully read the contents on it, and a wicked smile slowly appeared on his originally distressed face.
"This wave ...... It's steady!"
The time soon came to the morning of the demolition day, and the engineering team under the developer drove the excavator early and came to the Moon Temple with a hammer hammer, but found that the dilapidated temple had not been moved.
"Head, this kid isn't going to be fooling us, he doesn't mean to move away, you see, he's still brushing his teeth at the door with his pants on. ”
The workers of the engineering team have a headache, if they are hard-hearted to be nailers, in fact, they are also troublesome, and now they pay attention to civilized construction, if something happens to be rude, even if they take advantage of it, it will not look good.
"It's okay, I'll go talk to him first. ”
The big man looked like he was in his chest, waved his hand, and several men behind him who were carrying hammers and hammers and ropes immediately followed him.
These people are confident that it is not a problem to clean up a stinky kid, and besides, they have also set up a military order for the boss before, and even if this kid is tied up today, this broken temple must be demolished.
But it's strange to say, this kid is really different from the other nail households, everyone else is ready to go, one by one eager to arm himself into a predator, he is good, he came out wearing a vest and pants, and showed a pair of hairy legs.
But in any case, it's better to salute before the soldiers, lest this kid think we're bullying.
"Hey, boy, have you packed your luggage, just pack up and don't bother us!"
Dahan looked impatient: "Don't do anything crooked, you are not satisfied with the hundreds of thousands of demolition funds?"
Li Huihui didn't bother to pay attention to him, and while brushing his teeth, he pointed to the sign at the entrance of the temple with his thumb, which read: There are gods three feet above the head, and those who demolish the temple will bear the consequences.
As a result, when these people saw this, they all sneered contemptuously:
"Boy, who are you scaring about, we have been engaged in demolition work for so many years, and we have not demolished anything except people, and we are afraid that you will have a small ruined temple. ”
"Don't talk about this kind of broken temple, Guanyin Temple, Daxiong Treasure Hall and Yunxiao Treasure Hall have been demolished several times, I will be afraid of you?"
At this time, even the workers behind couldn't help laughing, and they all made mockery of it, especially the master who drove the excavator: "Boy, I don't have a girlfriend yet, aren't you the Yuelao Temple?
"That's it, and we single dogs, you see, the buddies around me are actually quite good, or you can also play the old man to draw a red line for the two of us, and we will make do with it in the future." ”
When everyone laughed almost, the big man waved his hand rudely: "Boy, I told you the truth, we don't believe in these at all, and there is more than one temple to be demolished, there is also a temple of the God of Wealth not far from here, I demolished it two days ago, you see that I have not lost my wealth, on the contrary, the leader gave me a salary increase yesterday." ”
"So you don't scare me with these things that the gods are talking about, today you agree that I want to demolish this broken temple, you don't agree, I will tear you up, even if Jesus comes, I can't keep it, I said this! ”
Li Huihui spit out the foam in his mouth, and his face was leisurely: "Big brothers, don't talk so impulsively, I'm just reminding you that this immortal is different from people, and he starts a fire to even fight himself." ”
Say it as if you've seen it.
Dahan had completely lost his patience, and asked directly: "What's the matter, the gods are also nail households? I think you are the one who wants to be a nail household, do you still want to sit on the wall and prevent me from demolishing it? I also remind you that it is illegal to take money and obstruct the demolition, and if it is serious, you will have to go to jail, and don't think that we were polite to you before and bullied!"
Seeing that the other party was already a little unable to suppress his anger, Li Huihui waved his hand again and again: "No, no, no, you think too much, I'm just reminding you, and you can do whatever you want." ”
Staring at the back of Li Huihui leaving in a gray manner, the foreman spat: "Play with me, you kid is still tender, I haven't seen any splashing and rolling posture after so many years of demolition, today this is nothing more than fresh and refined, but it's not like that." ”
It's just that he didn't know that Li Huihui didn't leave, but squatted in an inconspicuous corner, opened the booklet, and followed the table of contents to the page of "Marriage Book".