The most bullish WeChat circle of friends Chapter 394 The fairy was sprayed on the face (three watches)

Chapter 394: The fairy was sprayed on the face (three watches)

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Ji Yang wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to thank the Jade Emperor for his reward and have a good relationship with the Jade Emperor.

So he wants to go to the Jade Emperor, and he must not be empty-handed, it is better to prepare some gifts for this meeting.

The so-called gift is not strange, and this time you must not accept the merits of the Jade Emperor, otherwise you will lose the meaning of gift-giving.

What should I give away?

Ji Yang looked at his WeChat store, and he was going to pick two pieces from his own goods to give to each other.

"Instant noodles, potato chips, cakes are not good, they are too stingy to send and not high-grade enough. ”

"Sending a little sheep, this is not good, it is not enough to pull the wind, the mount in the hands of the Jade Emperor must be very good, and the people who pull the cart are estimated to be dragons, and it is too embarrassing to send a little sheep. ”

"Looks like I'll have to give him wine. ”

It's okay to send ordinary snacks to fairies, and women generally like to eat snacks.

But take these snacks and send them to the Jade Emperor, maybe the Jade Emperor will feel fresh and eat some, but the grade is obviously not enough.

Although the little sheep is fresh, it is really not high-grade enough and does not deserve the identity of the Jade Emperor.

Gift-giving is also particular, and you can't give it randomly, right?

Since none of this is possible, you can only send wine.

There are still two kinds of liquor on Jiyang's WeChat mall, one is XO and the other is Scottish vodka.

Although Du Kang had bought both, he had never brewed them, and he only used them to make cocktails.

Both of these wines belong to the ranks of spirits, and it is uncertain whether the Jade Emperor likes them or not.

So while deciding to send these two wines, Ji Yang also wondered if he could send something else.

The things on his WeChat store are no longer good, and he can only find goods that have not been sold in his WeChat store.

"Although Du Kang brewed beer, the taste is still a little different from that of mortals, and I can give Jade Emperor authentic German dark beer. ”

When Ji Yang opened the refrigerator and was about to take a bottle of cold mineral water to drink, he saw the German dark beer that Huang Tianxiong asked Huang Xiaoxin to bring back a short time ago.

I heard that these German dark beers were brought back by Huang Tianxiong when he went to Germany, and the taste is very authentic.

Since drinking Du Kang's beer, Ji Yang has basically lost his love for the beer in the mortal world.

Ji Yang just drank some German dark beer when Huang Xiaoxin just got it back, and he felt that the taste of dark beer was a little bitter, and it was not as good as ordinary yellow beer.

"Hehe, if the Jade Emperor knew that I gave him the German dark beer I didn't like to drink, would he immediately use the thunder to slash me? ”

Although he didn't like these German dark beers, the Jade Emperor didn't drink them after all.

As long as you don't say it, the other party will definitely not know, and you will feel happy.

Ji Yang's meeting gift to the Jade Emperor has been prepared, two bottles of XO, two bottles of Scottish vodka, and six cans of beer.

"Thank you for the merits of the Jade Emperor's reward, these are the gifts that Xiaobai gave to the Jade Emperor, and I hope the Jade Emperor can accept them. ”

Ji Yang found the Jade Emperor, thanked him, and at the same time, directly sent the gift he had prepared to the Jade Emperor.

At this time, the Jade Emperor was sitting in the Lingxiao Palace, holding the "Emotional Xiaobai Growth Manual" in his hand.

He was looking at it intently, but he noticed that his phone suddenly lit up, and then a bunch of things appeared in front of him.

These things are the XO that Ji Yang gave him, Scottish vodka and German dark beer.

The appearance of these things made the Jade Emperor frown, and he knew that someone had sent something to him through WeChat.

It's just that these things are very strange to him.

"These bottles seem to be things from Xiaobai's WeChat store, the one in this glass bottle is called Fork Circle Wine, this one is called Scottish Vodka, I have seen it before, but I didn't buy it. ”

"These are metal cans, there is no stopper, no lid, how to open it. ”

"There seems to be water in it, what are the characters of these ghost drawings, why don't I know any of them?"

The Jade Emperor looked at Ji Yang's WeChat store, and he recognized XO and Scottish vodka at a glance.

But the German dark beer Jade Emperor who listened to the pretending didn't know it, and the cans didn't have it in ancient times, and it was even more impossible for him to recognize the German words on it.

"Xiaobai, I know the fork wine and the Scottish vodka, but what is the metal of these cylinders, it seems that there is water in them. ”

The Jade Emperor saw that it was Ji Yang who gave him something, and he also saw Ji Yang's gratitude.

As soon as he saw that it was sent by Ji Yang, the Jade Emperor knew that these things must be products of the mortal world.

Holding the German beer in his hand and shaking it, the Jade Emperor was curious, so he asked Ji Yang directly.

"Jade Emperor, I gave you the one called German dark beer, which is filled with beer not water, and the beer is called a can. ”

"There's a pull tab on the top of the can, and when you pull it open, the can is opened, and you can drink the German stout inside. ”

Ji Yang had forgotten about this before, this can was an invention of modern China, and there was no one in ancient China.

The Jade Emperor had never seen a can before, and he didn't know how to open it at all.

Beer?

Hearing that it was filled with beer, the enthusiasm in the Jade Emperor's heart was extinguished a little.

Du Kang already knows how to brew beer, and although the beer tastes very pleasant, the Jade Emperor has no novelty in beer.

Although his enthusiasm for beer has waned, he is interested in the can.

"This can is a little interesting, the beer in it is brewed in the mortal world, and I will taste if there is any difference in taste from Du Kang's. ”

The Jade Emperor put his hand on the pull ring of the can and pulled it hard.

"Bang, poof......"

As soon as the Jade Emperor pulled the can open, the dark beer squirted out directly from the can.

Before the fairy waiting on the side could react, the beer sprayed her all over her face.

The fairy's clothes were already very thin, and she was directly wet by a spray of beer, her delicate figure loomed, and the curve of the murder weapon on her chest was perfectly displayed

"Ah......h

The fairy exclaimed, quickly turning her back to the Jade Emperor.

Although the fairy turned around quickly, what should be seen and what should not be seen, the Jade Emperor saw it just now.

However, the Jade Emperor was determined, and he was a little stunned because of the sudden squirting of beer, so he didn't have a special reaction at this time.

Although the Jade Emperor was stunned, the heavenly soldiers guarding the Lingxiao Hall were full of blessings.

These heavenly soldiers are all junior brothers, and when they saw this scene, they instantly turned into pig brothers, muttering to themselves in their hearts.

"The fairy was sprayed all over the face, we picked up the cheap, this figure is really good, I also want to find a fairy to be a lady. ”

If Ji Yang was here at this time, seeing the beautiful scenery just now, I don't know if there would be a nosebleed.

Although the Jade Emperor was a little stunned because of the sudden squirting of German dark beer from the can, he had already relieved himself with an exclamation from the fairy.

The Jade Emperor looked at the back of the fairy in front of him, and his face became ugly.

When his eyes swept to the heavenly soldiers in the Lingxiao Palace, these heavenly soldiers who had become pig-like because they saw the fairy's delicate figure all changed their expressions, and the pig-like appearance disappeared in an instant.

They felt that the Jade Emperor was really angry, and someone was going to be unlucky.

ps: The company has a new project, and the evil book has to work overtime recently, and it will be updated three times a day for the time being, and it will be added later, I hope you understand. Chapter 394: The Fairy Was Squirted in the Face (Three Watches)