Nameless Mountain, Temple of the Moon.

Li Huihui's expression at the moment was extremely serious, holding a broom, his whole body collapsed straight, looking like he was facing a great enemy, staring at a skinny mouse in front of him.

It is said that one mountain cannot tolerate two tigers, and in this small ruined temple, which is already seriously lacking in food resources, one temple naturally does not allow two foodies!

This is a battle for survival, and there is no room for slackness on either side.

Just as he was about to start capturing the ingredients, the phone in his pocket rang at this time.

Li Huihui frowned, is that Diao Min trying to disturb me to start a war to exterminate rats?

The phone was noisy, and in desperation, he glanced at the mouse unwillingly, put down the broom in his hand, and took out the Nokia.

"Who!"

"Hey, hello. I'm Liu Yu, who just met you. You're not busy right now, are you? Is it appropriate for me to call now?"

"It's not suitable...... Li Huihui glanced at the rat who had already fled, "But the problem is, you've already called!"

"Uh...... I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Liu Yu was already sweating. "That's right, after I went back, I always felt that my brain was very messy, and I wanted to ask the master to explain it to me. ”

"Damn, say!"

"Uh... I'm thinking about that little girl all the time now, but I feel like I'm not worthy of someone else, and everyone has a boyfriend. But if I want to give up, I can't do it, you say...... Am I shameless?"

"First of all, I have to be sure that your judgment of yourself is still very accurate! However, a man can do without anything, and he must not be without self-confidence! Although you are a little older, a little stumbling, and a little less in taste, at least you have money!"

Liu Yu sighed. "How can I listen to your advice, I am even less confident now? ”

"That's a mistake!" Li Huihui immediately continued in a heart-wrenching tone. "Money is not everything, but money can be used as a person's capital to change his mind. For example, I said that you are getting older, and the best way to change is to go to the country of kimchi to pull a skin and polish your cheeks. Is it necessary to use money in this way?"

"That's true, but I have a lot of money......"

"So, everything is ready only to owe the east wind, there is no distinction between high and low in front of love, when you meet true love, you will boldly chase it, don't give up at will! What's wrong with shameless? Men are not bad women are not love~"

"But what if she has a boyfriend?"

"You don't have to worry about this, as long as the hoe is swung well, there is no wall foot to dig down! Now, let me tell you the truth, after my investigation, her boyfriend is an out-and-out scumbag! So you must not have any psychological burden, we are not snatching love with a knife, but eliminating harm for the people!"

Li Huihui's impassioned speech immediately dispelled the last trace of concern in Liu Yu's heart, and he said excitedly at the moment.

"The master is really a god, so don't ..... Well, if you are knowledgeable, only your mouth comes out! I feel much more cheerful now, you say, what should I do?"

Li Huihui has a black line in his head, what does it mean to spit it out? Do you have the ability to spit it out for me?

"Come to the Temple of the Moon tomorrow morning to find me. I'll reinvent you from the image first, the point is to remember to bring money!"

"Money isn't an issue, but I think my image is pretty good!"

Li Huihui scoffed. "No man as handsome and dashing as me has ever boasted of himself like this!"

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone with a "beep", Li Huihui breathed a sigh of relief, sat in front of the futon in front of the statue of the old moon god, and began to think carefully about countermeasures.

Don't look at what he said impassionedly, in fact, he has no confidence at all.

If he knew how to 'dig the foot of the wall' and then pick up girls, he would still be a single dog?

However, the old man Confucius has clouds, he must be sensitive and studious, and he is not ashamed to ask!

So, he immediately used his mobile phone to download a copy of "Pickle Girl Classic" from the Internet, and began to forget to sleep and eat, and read it at night.

Li Huihui, who studied the "Pickle Girl Treasure Book" all night, opened the swaying gate of the broken temple with a pair of panda eyes, facing the morning sun, to welcome the morning breeze.

At this moment, instead of being half tired, he was in high spirits after watching "The Book of Pickled Girls".

He really lived to learn all the time, and now he seems to have opened the door to a new world. The soul of the pickled girl is burning.

With the support of theory, Li Huihui now has a full grasp of the matter of 'digging the foot of the wall', and he is planning in his mind that it is time to do the preliminary preparation work of 'digging the foot of the wall' - loosening the soil!

Liu Yu came on time, or couldn't wait. Smelling the smell, he walked into the main hall of the Moon Temple, and sure enough, he saw Li Huihui holding a wooden stick, on which a lump of meat of unknown origin was inserted and turned back and forth on the candle flame.

Hearing the movement behind him, Li Huihui didn't look back and asked. "Have you eaten?"

Liu Yu is a person who is afraid of hunger, and he wants to answer honestly that he didn't eat, but he is even more afraid of Li Huihui's kind invitation, so he has to nod.

"Eat! Master, what is today's arrangement?"

"Today's task is simple, just eat, drink and be merry!"

Liu Yu is very confused, since opening the company, Liu Yu has been busy and has no time to leisure, he has always felt that wasting time on eating, drinking and having fun is a great disrespect for life!

Even if a person cannot make a great contribution to society, he must at least leave a stain in the long scroll of human history like a novelist, so as to walk in the world in vain......

He hurriedly asked. "Does eating, drinking, and having fun have anything to do with my pursuit of Xia Xue?"

Li Huihui nodded heavily, his expression was very serious.

"It's too relevant, you don't have to be resistant to eating, drinking, and having fun. Enjoy life to soothe your body and mind, and then change your greasy middle-aged man's sloppy image. The modern concept of love is important: appearance is justice!

Liu Yu looked at Li Huihui, who was talking serious nonsense, and said helplessly.

"But my appearance was given to me by my parents, I can't really go crazy to have plastic surgery, right!?"

"You are so wrong to think like this, staring at you and going out on the street, what handsome guy and beautiful woman doesn't rely on makeup? Except, of course, someone like me who is naturally beautiful...... The natural appearance can't be changed, we can modify it through the day after tomorrow~"

Liu Yu wanted to say something more, but Li Huihui waved his hand impatiently, stuffed the unknown meat roasted in his hand into his mouth, and chewed viciously while saying angrily.

"Don't ink, get in the car, go!"

Liu Yu's car stopped outside the Xiaopo Temple, and the two quickly got into the car and galloped towards the city.

Li Huihui, who was sitting in the co-pilot, glanced left and right at the car ornaments, and immediately frowned, and looked at Liu Yu for a moment.

"Look at your carriage, not to mention the smell of smoke, it's messy like a chicken coop. Although the car is a good car, I don't want to sit in this sloppy spirit if I were a girl. ”

"No girl has ever sat in my car since I bought it, and I have always driven it by myself, so I ......"

"So of course not, now you are the one who is ready to fall in love, the details determine success or failure, go and wash the car after today!"

Liu Yu grabbed the steering wheel with both hands and nodded.

"By the way, there's one more thing!"

"Master, please speak. ”

"You call your secretary now and ask him to post a recruitment notice on the Internet, which will write a number of recruitment underwear models, requiring a girl about 24 years old, a height of 1.6 or more, a dimple on the face, a beautiful appearance and a mole between the eyebrows, once hired, the treatment is preferential, and the daily salary is 10,000!"

As soon as Liu Yu heard Li Huihui's description of the model's appearance, a sense of déjà vu suddenly surged in his heart.

He just wanted to ask, but heard Li Huihui add.

"By the way, if there is a boy who wants to apply, ask your secretary to notify you immediately, and I will deal with it!"

"Uh..... Master, how can there be a boy for an underwear model to apply......"

"If you know everything, then why don't I call you Master?"

Liu Yu suffered a dumb loss again, so he had to call the secretary on the car phone and explain Li Huihui's request in detail.

Li Huihui lay on the co-pilot, looking out the window at the backward leaping scenery, with a smile of unknown meaning on his face.

"In ancient times, Jiang Taigong fished and wished to take the bait, and now there is me Li Huihui who cast his net and fished with all his might...... Xia Xue's little scumbag boyfriend, don't let me down!"

Soon, Liu Yu explained the matter, turned his head and asked.

"Master, you haven't told me where we're going?"

"I'm going to buy you a pickled girl first...... Uh, where do you usually buy clothes?"

"I bought them all in specialty stores. ”

"No casual wear except for a suit shirt?"

"Nope!"

"Okay......" Li Huihui covered his eyes and couldn't bear to look at them. "Do you want to iron your underwear, right? Are you tired of carrying a turtle shell all day? The most important thing to date a girl in a suit and leather shoes is to go to the pedestrian street, I'll pick it for you!"

"But I don't even have Xia Xue's address and phone number now, what kind of date are I talking about?"

"I told you yesterday, everything has me, why are you in a hurry?

“......”

In the following four hours, Li Huihui took Liu Yu to walk around the entire pedestrian street like a daughter-in-law.

If it was really his daughter-in-law, Li Huihui would have known which horn to hide. This shopping god has always been a girl's natal skill, just like a man's greed for money and lust!

At this time, Liu Yu, after being carefully dressed up by Li Huihui, the whole person can be said to be completely new.

I saw that he changed into a pure black personality T-shirt on his upper body, a pair of white knee-length shorts on his lower body, and a pair of black and white fashion skateboarding shoes on his feet, rubbing and rubbing ~ cough cough, writing floated.

All in all, this very youthful outfit makes him look like he is many years younger.

Liu Yu walked on the road uncomfortably, without the blessing of suits and shoes, he always felt that he had no sense of security. Li Huihui's chatter kept ringing in his ears.

"Look, what am I talking about? Men want to be old-hearted, especially if you want old cows to eat tender grass. Huh? It's quite rhyming~ So, the image should take a clean and refreshing route, and the temperament should be mature and steady, you see if you change this body, is there a little pedestrian's gaze transferred from my handsome face to you?"

"However, your hairstyle is still a failure, I wish everyone knew that you were middle-aged, right?

Liu Yu looked at Li Huihui, who was highly interested, helplessly, touched his deflated belly, and even began to regret that he didn't eat a piece of meat from the other party's hand in the morning. With a bitter face, he dragged his heavy steps and continued to walk.

After getting their hair done and going to the sauna, they went to help with a gym card.

In Li Huihui's words, the external image depends on clothing and a suitable hairstyle, and the inner temperament depends on scientific exercise to cultivate, fitness is a good choice, as the saying goes, a man is diligent in fitness, Bai Fumei will come to the door.

Adhering to the consumption principle of 'not buying the best, only buying the most expensive', it was 6 o'clock in the afternoon when all this was done. Li Huihui finally couldn't bear it, and Liu Yu's eyes were already dizzy from hunger, and both of them were reincarnated like starving ghosts, with green eyes glowing.

At this time, Li Huihui said today's final arrangement: "Go to the Moon Bay Hotel for dinner." ”

Liu Yuzheng was holding a bottle of water and pouring it violently, and when he heard the words 'Moon Bay', he directly sprayed Li Huihui in the face.

"No, me and you? This is the most famous love hotel!"

Li Huihui angrily wiped the water stains on his head, and his tone was quite serious.

"You treat me as Xia Xue, it is a test and rehearsal for you, and it is also the most important lesson for you today - how to please girls at the dinner table!"

Liu Yu put on a bitter and hateful face. "Or let real girls teach me by word and deed, so that I can learn faster......"

Li Huihui rolled his eyes and unceremoniously refused.

"I'm the thirty-eighth generation single abbot of the Moon Temple, pulling down my face to accompany you to the love hotel is already very face-saving, are you still grinding and chirping here endlessly?

Liu Yu chose to have a woman with a painful face.......

The two got into the car and galloped towards 'Moon Bay', Li Huihui looked out the window, and desperately recalled last night's "Pickle Girl Treasure Book".

"Today is in a hurry, omitting some necessary steps, it stands to reason that the first rule of the dating rules: to ask the girl to eat, you have to choose a hotel first, book a good location, or you will be embarrassed if you don't have a place when you go. ”

"But what if the girl in the hotel I choose doesn't like it......?

"You deserve to be single!" Li Huihui, a single dog, taught the other single dog earnestly. Besides, are you stupid? Girls are born with princess dreams, and princesses are all dressed to stretch out their hands and eat to open their mouths. ”

"But ......"

"No, there is a skill in choosing a hotel, if you have money, you will choose the expensive one, and if you don't have money, you will choose the elegant and romantic environment, most girls will like it. ”

"So what if I'm poor and I live by eating instant noodles?"

I'll go!" Li Huihui glanced at Liu Yu suspiciously. Isn't this kid referring to Sang scolding Huai, right?!

He said angrily.

"If you give you some color, you will open a dyeing workshop? If you don't learn, you will learn to raise the bar, are you a bar master in your previous life? If you are poor, then go to the food stall, drink wine, skewer up, and be more lively. But then again, they all say that they can only think of silverfish when they are warm, and they can't survive anymore, and they are still looking for a fart girlfriend!"

Liu Yu was scolded several times, Xiao is calm personality, and he also had some small complaints in his heart, so he didn't say much at the moment, and concentrated on driving the car with a bitter face.