Chapter 15 A must-see chapter for a single dog

"Are you ready?"

β€œ...... Well. ”

"It's a little uncomfortable at first, but once you're inside, you'll get used to it!"

"Huh?"

"Attention, this is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill!"

"Hmm!"

Located on one of the busiest streets in the city, Moon Bay has become one of the most popular places for couples to eat on a date because of its high-end decoration and unique set menus.

Of course, the premise is that you have to be rich~

In addition, there is a couple's suite upstairs, which is round, watery, soft, and has everything...... Phew! Damn, it's away again.

At this time, it is late, the lights are on, and the whole hotel is brilliant and extraordinary under the backdrop of the lights.

Liu Yu finally found a parking space to park, and then dragged his body that had been destroyed for a day and got out of the car with difficulty. looked back, but found that Li Huihui was like a little daughter-in-law, twisting and pinching and couldn't get out of the car.

"Uh... Master, are you unwell and need to go to the toilet?"

"You are big, you don't know how to open the door for me?

"From here?"

"Nonsense, are you still a successful businessman?

Liu Yu sighed helplessly, stretched out his hand and opened the car door for Li Huihui.

Li Huihui got out of the car and took Liu Yu's arm.

Liu Yu's expression twitched, gritted his teeth, and led Li Huihui to the main entrance of the love hotel.

As soon as he walked to the door, the security guard who opened the door opened his mouth wide enough to stuff an egg into it, and his heart was surging.

, although we are now paying attention to the freedom of love, but you two old men should pay attention to it in public! Are you so arrogant now? Can you unscrupulously sprinkle dog food on the street?

Li Huihui ignored the security guard who was already stunned, and pulled Liu Yu into the gate.

Because they had called to book before, they were arranged in the 'near the water' hall on the second floor all the way.

Before taking his seat, the hall foreman made sure again.

"Uh... Two gentlemen, are you sure you're just going to eat?"

Liu Yu's face turned red and he didn't answer.

Li Huihui rolled his eyes, pinched his orchid fingers, glanced at Liu Yu with 'affectionate veins' eyes, and said.

"Why, can't you? Do you have a rule that only one man and one woman can eat?

The foreman's eyes twitched, and there was a burst of whispers around him, pointing at Li Huihui and Liu Yu.

Liu Yu couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground at the moment, and he even had the heart to die.

"Well, no, I'll arrange a meal for the two of you, and I wish you two a good time. ”

The foreman resolutely covered his mouth and turned around and left, in a bit of a hurry, probably running to the toilet and vomiting.

Seeing the foreman leaving, Li Huihui frowned and glanced at the dining table in front of him that was located in the middle of the hall and was blocked by a pillar on the side, gritted his teeth and asked Liu Yu, "This is the place you booked?"

Liu Yu sat on the chair and replied casually: "Yes, what's wrong?"

"I feel sorry for the pig when you say you're a pig, why don't you understand romance at all? Two people have an appointment to make a relationship, what a thing, and you give me such a position. Not to mention the noise, it's still cramped and uncomfortable, not to mention the girls, I can't stand it as a big man! Also, why did you sit down by yourself? Hurry up and roll over and pull out the chair!"

Liu Yu got up extremely reluctantly, and after pulling out a chair for Li Huihui, he muttered. "How much is there to book a seat?"

"Beggars don't pay attention to begging, so you should go there." For example, if you go to the cinema to watch a movie, the couples sitting in the front row are often dating for the first time, because there is only a screen in front of you, and no one else can be seen, which is convenient for the two to enhance their relationship. Most of the couples sitting in the middle position are in a period of emotional stability, and the two people focus on watching the movie, and the middle position naturally has the best viewing effect. As for the couples sitting in the back row, most of them are in love, and the reason is that the old drivers know it...... Sneak you kiss me, I touch you or something, not to mention how exciting it is. ”

"Uh... Okay, so what's the right place for us?"

Li Huihui looked around and pointed to a window with a relatively small number of diners.

"That's it, sitting by the window, not only can enjoy the beautiful scenery outside the window, but also can sometimes do it in the cold without being too embarrassed. ”

β€œ......”

Liu Yu reluctantly called the waiter to change the seat, and when all this was done, the time had already consumed more than half an hour.

After changing it, he didn't forget to pull out a chair for Li Huihui first.

Li Huihui had a teachable expression.

"That's right.,You must remember.,Men with gentlemanly demeanor are the most popular among girls.,Whether it's Lori.、Royal sister.,Or aunt.,All of them will be killed by this demeanor.。 Although there are no ploughed fields, only tired cows, as long as you have this kind of demeanor, enoki mushrooms can ......."

"Okay, okay, stop! I remember, can't I do it?"

"I'll take care of you, and then you can play freely. ”

In front of Li Huihui, Liu Yu felt that he had lived to a dog for more than 30 years, and he didn't even know anything about the truth that the Taoist priests outside the square knew about it.

He thought about it, cleared his thoughts, and then handed the menu to Li Huihui.

Li Huihui glanced at the menu handed over by Liu Yu and ignored it.

Liu Yu asked in surprise, "Please order from the master?"

Li Huihui snorted coldly, "Whatever!"

"And a french first?"

"I'm sorry, I'm not used to eating Western food. ”

"And what do you want to eat?"

"Whatever!"

"Well, master, don't torture me like that. ”

"Then let's stir-fry shredded pork with a belt. ”

"Is there a dish?"

"Because I want to whip you with a belt! Don't you know that the guest is at the mercy of the host? Speaking of which, letting a girl order first is a sign of respect for her, but it will only make her more embarrassed. At this time, you should order first, and then ask her, if she says casual, then you should ask her taste, such as whether she likes sweets, whether she can eat spicy food, etc., it is best to ask vaguely if she is on vacation these days, if she is, persuade her not to eat cold food......, etc.

Li Huihui shamelessly followed the knowledge on the "Pickle Girl Treasure Book" word for word~

"I'm dizzy, just having a meal, is there such trouble?"

"What do you think? Parents have worked hard to bring up their daughter, do you think, can let you soak your hands so easily? If it's so easy, why do you ask me?"

Liu Yu was really speechless this time, sighed deeply, and then nodded again and again, indicating that he had kept the master's earnest teachings in mind.

Finally finished ordering, worthy of a star-rated hotel, the speed of serving the food is fast, plus Li Huihui and Liu Yu are like starving ghosts reincarnated, a storm is torn, and after a while, only leftover cold juice is left on the table.

During this period, the two didn't communicate much, and most of them looked out the window in a daze.

Just when Liu Yu was bored, Li Huihui suddenly learned from a girl and said in a coquettish voice: "I hate it! You just care about eating and ignore other people's ......."

A mouthful of soup squirted out of a boy's mouth at the adjacent table, and Liu Yu almost broke through the window and jumped down in shame.

"Master...... Please exercise some restraint, be careful to pretend to be a girl for a while, and be cool all the time pretending to be a girl. ”

Li Huihui said cheekily: "Is this called teaching by word and deed? How can two people eat without saying a word? It's better to eat against a piece of wood! You treat me as Xia Xue now, see if you feel it?"

Liu Yu looked at Li Huihui for a long time, worked hard for a long time, but was never able to associate Li Huihui's face with Xia Xue, and finally gave up.

"Master, I can't do it......"

"Alas~" Li Huihui sighed again, "Forget it, let's just use cramming teaching." Let me tell you, the best way to avoid cold spots during dating is to ask questions that you don't listen to, such as asking her about her hobbies and hobbies, asking her about her leisure routine, finding out her fetishes, and then prescribing the right medicine. In this way, her interest can be raised, and you will have something to talk about. Don't ask about her family and personal information. ”

"Why?"

"Nonsense, are you here to fall in love or to investigate the household registration? Let me tell you, this is what girls hate the most, just like when you go on a blind date, the blind date asks you how many suites and how many cars you have!"

Liu Yu seemed to think of the scene when he was on a blind date again, and nodded approvingly, but still asked.

"What if she likes something that I don't like? Let's say she likes art and I don't know anything about it. ”

"Then you have to pretend that you like it very much, at least you can't show disgust. If you don't understand, it's very simple, go to the toilet and take the opportunity to check the information on the Internet, isn't it? If you really don't understand, just say it, sometimes honesty can better reflect your sincerity. ”

After Liu Yu listened, as if he had read a book of sages, he was enlightened and nodded again and again.

"Thank you for the teachings of the master, I have written them down one by one. ”

Li Huihui nodded with satisfaction and said in his heart.

I told you all the content I wrote down last night, word for word, if it doesn't work out, you might as well go back and buy a piece of tofu and kill it!

At this moment, the mobile phone in Liu Yu's pocket "dingdong" sounded and received a text message.

After he took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, he said to Li Huihui at the moment.

"There was news of the lingerie model recruitment advertisement, and a large number of girls applied in one day. And, as you said, a boy came to apply. My secretary has made an appointment to have a detailed meeting with him at 10 a.m. tomorrow morning. Master, you see?"

Li Huihui showed an unexpectedly deep smile on his face, and muttered to himself, "The fish has finally taken the bait!"