Chapter 186: Ping Yin and Yang, and Shemales

Not only did Jiu Jian Immortal not understand, but Jing Xiaolou couldn't agree either, and said in amazement: "Zen Master Luo, the beauty trick of the Heavenly Ghost Emperor's envoy is full of loopholes, can't you still see through it?" Why didn't you persuade Brother Situ and support him? ”

Luo Feng waved his hand at him and said, "It's nothing more than a sugar-coated cannonball, can't the sugar-coated lick off the cannonball and spit it back?" This is not a big question of right and wrong, it's rare that your brother Situ has opened his mind and finally stopped playing singles, which is obviously a great joy. ”

Luo Feng turned to the Wine Sword Immortal and said with a smile: "Our monk pays attention to 'rejoicing sentient beings', seeing people doing good deeds and willing to participate, the poor monk will praise with joy, don't be too careful." ”

"No, no, no!"

Jiu Jian Xian was also bitten by a snake once, and he was afraid of the well rope for ten years, the more he looked at Luo Feng, the more suspicious he felt, and said vigilantly: "Things must not be so simple, Zen Master Luo, you just have to tell the old Tao, don't keep me in the dark, otherwise my marriage will be uncomfortable." ”

"The poor monk and the Taoist chief have known each other for almost ten years, and they can be regarded as old friends who know their roots, right?"

Luo Feng looked aggrieved and said: "I don't even have this basic trust, I will pay to help you prepare for the wedding, can I still harm you?" ”

"That's hard to say!"

Jiu Jian Xian didn't buy it, and said categorically: "If you don't make it clear, Lao Dao would rather not get married than let you go along with your heart!" ”

"Alas...... Okay......" Luo Feng said helplessly: "Since you need a reasonable reason, the poor monk will make it up for you...... Ahem, say one. ”

The Wine Sword Immortal said angrily: "You said that you leaked your mouth, right? Sure enough, you want to lie to me, right? Then I'm not married! ”

Luo Feng shrugged his shoulders and said, "True and false, false and true, in case I don't want you to get married, take advantage of your suspicion of me, and deliberately pretend to be like this, just to make you give up voluntarily, then isn't it just my will that you don't get married?" ”

Jiu Jian Xian was asked, thinking about it, there is really such a possibility, this stinky monk has not said half a sentence in his mouth from beginning to end, sometimes he thinks he is lying, but it is true, he thinks he is telling the truth, but it is fake.

"So, you don't care if the reasons I give are made up or not." Luo Feng grinned and said: "Believe it or not, you must follow your heart's choice, and don't be swayed by my words."

Old God Luo Feng continued on the ground: "Why do you want to help you get married? There are many reasons for this, let's talk about it, if you think it is reasonable, you will believe it, and if you think it is unreasonable, you will be a poor monk farting. ”

Speaking of this, Luo Feng pointed to the heart of the Wine Sword Immortal and said, "However, whether you believe me or not, you have to ask your own heart whether you want to get married in this marriage." Whether my reasons are credible or not, it has nothing to do with whether you want to marry or not. If you want to get married, even if you are deceived by me, will you regret it? ”

Jiujian Immortal smacked Luo Feng's words, and really felt that there was some truth, turned his head to look at the girl holding the little snake on his arm, and a slight throbbing welled up in his heart, and he suddenly had the hope that she could be happy and cared for.

"Alas...... Never mind. ”

Jiu Jian Immortal sighed and said: "Monk, Poor Dao doesn't fight with you anymore, and I am not your opponent for ten tricks!" You'd better make up a good reason, even if you're lying to me, it's just a lie, don't be too clumsy. ”

"It's not simple, and listen to the poor monk."

Luo Feng pointed his finger and said: "The poor monk is not a 'demon discriminator', he promoted the 'good demon' rescue and education plan a long time ago, and established the 'Care and Care for Little Demon and Little Demon Committee'. It's too late for the poor monks to love and care for the cute little demons who have good thoughts, so how can they be persecuted? Seeing that others care for the cute little demon and the poor monk like the poor monk, the poor monk is overjoyed, and it is reasonable to praise with joy, right? ”

Jiu Jian Immortal recalled what Luo Feng had done in the past, nodded and said, "Reasonable and reasonable, your reason is credible." ”

Luo Feng continued: "The poor monk accepted three demons as his disciples, and treated them as his own sons and daughters, and the Taoist chief married seven demon girls to go home and treat them as his own wives, isn't it the same thing?" You and I are like-minded people, although the way of loving the little demon is different, the way of the Taoist is deeper and closer, and it is better than the poor monk......"

"Ahem...... I don't need to go on......"

The Wine Sword Immortal blushed and said, "Old Dao knows that you have no ill will towards the good demons, this is indeed a reasonable reason for you to support Poor Dao to marry a wife, is there any other reason?" ”

"And, of course!"

Luo Feng suddenly solemnly said: "This second reason is the key to the poor monk's help: the marriage between you and the demon girls is related to the peace of the entire world and the future direction of the history of the Six Realms, it is a great initiative, and it will definitely be written into the history books of a major historical turning point, and the historical importance is not inferior to that of Zhaojun." ”

Jiu Jian Immortal frowned and said, "Monk, you're a bit too, aren't you?" I just thought that you were reliable, but why did you start talking nonsense again in the blink of an eye? ”

"Say it or not, believe it or not." Luo Feng smiled: "If you are willing to listen, the poor monk will make it clear to you, if you don't want to listen, then it will end here, isn't the previous reason sufficient?" ”

Jiu Jian Immortal said: "You arouse the curiosity of the poor Dao, how can you stop halfway?" Let's talk about it, let's listen to your nonsense! ”

"You've also seen the Shushan Stone Monument." Luo Feng said with a straight face: "There is a sentence in it: 'The five spirit veins are like a gourd on the surface, isolating the two worlds of demons and demons, so that demons cannot offend each other. ’”

This passage is the teachings left by the patriarch of the Shushan faction, which Luo Feng interpreted once before, slandering Shushan as a lackey of the heavenly realm and has been causing trouble in the world, and the wine sword fairy was also present at that time.

Luo Feng said: "The poor monk has been thinking about this passage, and after in-depth analysis, he believes that the catastrophe of heaven and earth has occurred repeatedly, and the crux of the problem is that the ancestors of the Shushan faction misread the rules of heaven and earth, and the phenomenon observed is correct, but it has left you descendants with wrong guidance, which has caused this situation of endless war between demons and demons." ”

Jiu Jian Immortal really couldn't listen to it, and said angrily: "Stinky monk, you have something to say, don't always turn around and pour dirty water on our Shushan faction!" ”

"Dao Chief, you can taste it yourself, this passage itself is a contradiction."

Luo Feng patiently explained: "The previous paragraph said 'Isolate the two worlds of demons so that demons can't offend each other', and the latter paragraph said that the Shushan faction wants to 'level yin and yang, and demons', but the final strategy is to release demons to fight with humans every once in a while, and then kill them, which is completely contrary to the goal of 'and shemales', isn't it ridiculous?" It's like Dayu controls the water, but it is a way of blind congestion, can there be no problems over time? Of course, the levee will burst every few decades! ”

The wine sword immortal said angrily: "You monk, do you think that your wisdom is more wonderful than the Shushan Patriarch who took off and ascended to become a god?" So how do you say to 'level yin and yang, and shemales'? ”

Luo Feng stretched out his hand, pointed his five fingers together and pointed at the wine sword fairy and the little snake girl in his arms, and said as a matter of course: "In the eyes of the poor monk, what you are doing now is a great historical attempt to 'level yin and yang, and shemales'!" They all hugged each other and did things that were not well described, what a harmony, they all became a family, and everything was prosperous! ”

The Wine Sword Immortal seemed to have a comprehension, and said, "Could it be that you mean that the intermarriage between the human race and the demon is called 'Ping Yin and Yang, and the human demon, and all things'?" ”

"Not only do you have to intermarry, but you also have to have more children! Mixed-race, inclusiveness, and ethnic integration are the keys to the unity and strength of a multi-ethnic country. ”

Luo Feng said eloquently: "The shemale hybrids have both the kindness and wisdom of human beings and the powerful physique of demons, just imagine how strong the new fusion nation born will be if hundreds of millions of people actively intermarry with demons!" Don't you have a shemale half-blood friend? Think about it, there are thousands of mixed-race children like your friends in the world, can the world not be peaceful? ”

Of course, Jiu Jian Immortal knew that Luo Feng was talking about Nangong Huang, that demon mixed-race child can be described as talented, he was born stronger than ordinary people, and his spiritual roots and blessings were deeper, and what was commendable was that he inherited his mother's kind heart and was very humane.

A stunning Nangong Huang can calm the Shushan leyline catastrophe, and beat the king of the prison to bow his head and admit it, if the world is full of such a hybrid of demons, the catastrophe is really nothing, just stand up a few, you can solve the problem.

Thinking about it this way, Jiu Jian Immortal really felt that Luo Feng's new interpretation made some sense.

also suddenly understood, it turned out that he was extremely active in helping him get married, and he wanted to complete a shemale breeding experiment to see how good he and the children of the seven female goblins were.

If the seven female goblins helped the Jiujian Immortal give birth to a large litter of mixed-race children as outstanding as Nangong Huang, then promoting the intermarriage and hybridization of demons and demons and promoting the integration of the five major ethnic groups except for the Heavenly Realm God Clan would become an important entry point for Zen Master Luo to change the old pattern of the Six Realms in the future.