The more Luo Feng spoke, the more excited he became, he sat up from the futon, came to the wine sword fairy, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "The poor monk fully supports you because you accidentally grabbed the tail of youth and stood on the wave of the development and change of the times!" This great change that will sweep the Six Realms, change the world pattern, and eventually lead the world to great harmony, from your beginning, history will surely remember your great contributions! ”

Jiu Jianxian couldn't figure it out, he just accidentally slept with a few girls, how could he suddenly become a giant of the times, other great people in history are because of their immortal deeds, people go back to gossip about their romances, he is good, because of the romance of being a great man, it is a bit of a cart before the horse.

Lao Dao said with a bitter face: "Zen Master Luo, don't make jokes about poor Dao, Poor Dao doesn't want to go down in history because of this matter, this marriage is still a low-key marriage, my original intention is just to give those children a good home, simply give up the ascension, and live the second half of my life plainly." ”

"How's that going to work!" Luo Feng immediately vetoed it categorically: "I just want to set an example and show a new immortal advancement route in addition to soaring, so that the disciples of the major immortal cultivation sects in the world can have one more choice for the ultimate goal of life, instead of just kneeling and licking the god clan, digging doors and stealing holes to go to the immortal world to be dogs." ”

The Wine Sword Immortal was surprised: "Zen Master, what do you mean by this?" Cultivating immortals is not for the sake of ascension, what else can it be for? ”

Luo Feng pointed to the little snake girl beside the Wine Sword Immortal, and said as a matter of course: "What else can you do to cultivate immortals?" Of course, it's to marry a beautiful fairy girl and give birth to the next generation of geniuses! As the saying goes, one generation is stronger than the next, and the poor monk believes that after more than ten generations of immortals and goblins have been hybridized and eugenic, the talents of mixed-race babies born in the human world will not be worse than that of the gods of the heavenly realm! Our generation can't win the heavenly realm, the next generation, the next generation, sooner or later, a generation will be able to press the gods to the ground and rub them! ”

"This ...... Where is this still cultivating immortals......"

Jiu Jian Immortal really couldn't turn this corner, he only felt that Luo Feng's demagogic words completely subverted his cognition, cultivating immortals is obviously a very elegant thing, paying attention to pure heart and few desires, keeping the precepts and leaving, when he came to Luo Feng, he became a hot kang head for his wife and children.

"You don't understand that, do you?" Luo Feng said triumphantly: "To be able to make groundbreaking and subversive achievements in one field is, in a fashionable phrase, to redefine a concept." This is called redefining the cultivation of immortals! ”

"Redefined the cultivation of immortals?" Jiu Jian Immortal was dumbfounded: "It sounds very powerful, but this is not cultivating immortals at all, you are practicing the word cultivation of immortals!" ”

"Humph! What exactly does it mean to cultivate immortals, it is not up to Heavenly Emperor Fuxi to have the final say, it depends on what all living beings think. ”

Luo Feng snorted coldly and said: "If people mention the word 'cultivating immortals' in the future, what they think of is not 'green lantern scrolls, being alone, escaping from the world, and having few desires', but thinking of a charming demon girl, we will succeed." ”

Patting Jiu Jian Xian's shoulder again, Luo Feng said earnestly: "What our Buddhism talks about 'impermanence' is to look at change correctly, because there is never anything eternal and unchanging in the universe, and only by constantly changing will we continue to progress and develop." ”

In order to increase the persuasiveness, Luo Feng took out a phone snail and said: "Once people mentioned mobile phones, what they thought of was physical buttons, sturdy appearance, strong signal, and drop resistance, but when Apple redefined the concept of mobile phones, who still thinks that mobile phones are a ghost like a hammer head that King Kong is not bad?" ”

Where did Jiu Jian Immortal understand the example of the modern mobile phone that Luo Feng cited, he blinked blankly, obviously confused.

Luo Feng also saw his confusion, and smiled and said with relief: "Brother Wine Sword Immortal, you don't have to worry too much, this matter is complicated, but it is quite simple for you to be specific, all you have to do is live well, do meaningful things, and leave the rest to the poor monk." ”

Jiu Jian Xian scratched his head, still didn't quite understand, and asked, "What does it mean to live well and do meaningful things?" ”

Luo Feng hated that iron could not become steel and said: "That's not simple, just like the fairy tale ending said, Lao Dao and the princesses live a happy life without shame." To be more specific, it is to eat and drink during the day, three times per person in the evening, and occasionally four times......"

The Wine Sword Immortal frowned and said, "This ...... This is too unpursuing, right? What's the difference between eating and waiting to die? What is doing something meaningful? ”

"When the poor monk says this, he doesn't like to hear it." Luo Feng pursed his lips and said: "As if your Taoist guiding ideology of 'quiet and inaction' is meaningful, this is more meaningful than you meditating and breathing every day, squatting there motionless like Lao Wangba, right?" ”

Jiujian Immortal said angrily: "You monk, don't distort the scriptures and meanings of our Taoism, you are quiet and inactive, not to be a king for eight days and vomit!" ”

Luo Feng shrugged his shoulders and said, "What does that Dao naturally mean, this is always the essence of your Taoist thoughts." Reproduction is a prerequisite for natural existence, if plants, animals, and bacteria do not reproduce, the universe will be dead, where will there be natural evolution? Let you live a happy married life, is to complete the reproduction of human beings, human beings are also advanced animals, what's unnatural? Abstinence is not the most unnatural way to let the wife stay alive and widowed! ”

Jiu Jian Immortal knew that Luo Feng was talking crookedly, but he was clumsy in his tongue, and he really couldn't find a suitable rebuttal, so his old face turned red.

"Of course, you can't just live a small life on your own, holding this latest smartphone snail."

Luo Feng changed his words and handed the phone snail that he had just taken out for explanation to Jiu Jianxian.

After Jiu Jian Xian took over the new-style snail with a bitten apple pattern printed on its shell, Luo Feng continued: "This kind of smartphone snail will be popularized in the hands of every Terran Defense Force warrior in the near future, if possible, let each Terran have one." Your task is to remember to take small videos of your life and send them to Moments every day after you get married, and take a good look at the stories you and your seven wives have to tell. ”

Luo Feng explained the use of a new telephone snail, such as the snail's two eyes, one is a camera, the other is a projector, you can take pictures and videos by pressing the shell, and you can also project an illusion screen, talk to the snail, and the snail can record text.

There are multiple smart snails that form a network, and there are special "Facebook" and "Turtle" websites for users to post photos, videos and small articles.

Jiu Jianxian fiddled with the smartphone snail and said, "What am I doing with my life for?" ”

"The power of role models is endless, and the purpose of making you an Internet celebrity is, of course, to hope that others will treat you as an idol and strive to emulate you."

Luo Feng said as a matter of course: "Think about it, you are a bad old man, just because you have achieved a little in cultivating immortals, you were suddenly promoted to the first big winner in the world, and you live a beautiful life that makes ordinary people envious and jealous and hateful to the point of madness every day." When others saw it, didn't they work hard to practice as an immortal and marry a few little demons who were as beautiful as you did? Everyone's enthusiasm for cultivation was stimulated at once! ”