Chapter 16 The self-cultivation of a scumbag
"Master, can you laugh and not be so obscene, I feel a little scared~ Especially in such a place. ”
Liu Yu watched in horror as Li Huihui nestled in the chair and sneered, the expression on his face was distorted with a hint of perversion.
If he had to have sex with him, should he refuse or simply beat him to death?
As soon as he thought of this, goosebumps broke out all over his body.
No wonder there are so many single dogs in the world, and the risk of falling in love is too high!
Li Huihui woke up from his contemplation, felt a little out of shape, adjusted his appearance, and said with a straight face.
"Now comes the most critical time. What I'm telling you today is just to shorten the gap between you and Xia Xue's handsome little boyfriend. However, the gap between you is too big, this alone is not enough, after all, in terms of appearance, people even have the qualifications to be your father!"
When Liu Yu heard this, his face immediately became bitter like coffee, or the kind of cat, and he was a little unconvinced.
"But didn't you say that I had money!"
"Do you know that your current picture of 'rich is an uncle' is very indebted?"
Li Huihui glanced at Liu Yu and continued. "I said this before just to boost your confidence. What's wrong with having money? If you have money, you can buy true love? If you have money, you can do whatever you want? If you have money, you can go and demolish the only broken temple of a little Taoist priest who lives on instant noodles while you are eating hot cakes and living in a luxurious villa?"
"Ahem, Master, you're far away......"
Li Huihui glared at Liu Yu fiercely, if it weren't for the fact that the atmosphere here was really not easy to move, he would have picked up the plate on the table and buckled it on Liu Yu's face!
I have to say that the harmonious society saved Liu Yu's life!
"Anyway, I'll leave the interview tomorrow, you kid don't have to worry about anything, just wait to reap the benefits of the fisherman!"
Liu Yu nodded dumbfounded, "Master, where are we going next?"
"Next, of course, you pay the bills, and then go back to your own house to find your own mother!
“......”
The next day, early in the morning.
According to the address, Li Huihui found the office building of Liu Yu's company.
The young lady at the front desk who cursed all the way 'Zhumen wine and meat stinks' was led into the reception room by the front desk lady, and after serving him a cup of good tea, Li Huihui's chatter stopped.
The reception room is spacious and bright, with a crystal glass coffee table in the middle, surrounded by a circle of leather sofas, and occasionally dotted with a few touches of elegant greenery.
As soon as Li Huihui took out a cigar from a drawer in Liu Yu's office and lit it, there was a knock on the door of the reception room. Then, a middle-aged man with gold-rimmed glasses led a boy in.
"Mr. Li, this is the person I want to interview today. ”
"Well, it's hard Secretary Zhang, you go down first, and I'll call you later!" Li Huihui lifted Erlang's legs, sat in the middle of the leather sofa with wide open and closed, and said lightly to the middle-aged man.
Secretary Zhang nodded, retreated, and covered the door of the reception room by the way.
When there were only two people left in the reception room, Li Huihui raised his head and carefully looked at the boy in front of him.
The boy is about 1.78 tall and dressed casually. If Liu Yu is asked to wear it, it is like standing at the mouth of the alley in autumn clothes and pants and pouring a urinal, but let this boy wear it, it is a little fresh meat leaning on the mouth of the alley to shoot fashion magazines!
He couldn't help but sigh, this task is really difficult, although he has already met it in Liu Yu's memory, but this real person seems to be two points more handsome, and this host still needs to work hard!
"Thunder monkey, thunder monkey, sit casually. Li Huihui's Hong Kong accent came as soon as he said it, with a smile and an easy-going appearance on his face, as for what he thought in his heart, only God knows.
"Hello, my name is Xu Kun, this is my resume ..... brought" After the boy finished speaking, he handed over a resume and sat on the sofa with a little restraint, waiting for Li Huihui's response.
"The resume is from my girlfriend, I saw your company's underwear model recruitment advertisement on the Internet, and I thought she was very suitable for the recruitment, so I came to interview on her behalf. ”
Li Huihui lay on his back, rested his feet on the table, and looked back and forth at the resume in his hand in an extremely arrogant and comfortable posture.
This is turning over and turning, and there is a light in front of me. In the resume, a pretty woman has red lips slightly open, lazy eyes, and fair-skinned onion fingers caressing the hair in her ears intentionally or unintentionally, which not only has the charm of a mature woman, but also has the coquettish teasing of a young girl.
The latter photo is even more incredible, the girl is wearing an ordinary sea soul shirt, leaning against the balcony, showing a perfect curve. The crisp shoulders are half-exposed, and the black bandeau straps on the snow-white shoulders make people blush and heartbeat.
If it weren't for the presence of outsiders, in the next second, Li Huihui would be able to set this picture as a mobile phone screensaver!
And this girl's appearance is the Xia Xue that Li Huihui saw in Liu Yu's memory.
"Well, Mr. Li, why is your nose bleeding?"
Li Huihui took his eyes off the photo, glared at Xu Kun fiercely, reached out to wipe the nosebleed, and said lightly. "It's been hot and hot lately. Tell me, what is your situation, how can you replace your girlfriend in the interview?"
"I'm an actor....."
Xu Kun is nominally an actor, but in fact, after making several niche movies and having a miserable reputation at the box office, he didn't accept his fate. He thinks that with his appearance in the 3.0 version of Wu Yanzu, even if he can't win the Oscar, he should be soft to win the Golden Horse Award or something!
In the days when he hadn't started work for a long time, he relied on Xia Xue's meager income to support him, until he saw such a job advertisement.
"Oh... That's right. Age, height, dimples on the face and the mole between the eyebrows all perfectly match our company's requirements. ”
Li Huihui lengthened his tone, hiding his desire to complain wildly about this bloody plot.
"However, you are not Xia Xue's agent, and this job is good to discuss with her. ”
An anxious look suddenly appeared on Xu Kun's face. "Mr. Li, although I am Xia Xue's boyfriend, I actually have another identity, I am her agent!"
Li Huihui sneered in his heart, why don't you say that your other identity is an undercover agent!
However, the other party's reaction was also expected by him, so he said lightly with a deep expression on his face. "That'...... Okay, I'll tell you about our company treatment first. ”
"Actually, what we are looking for is not an underwear model, but we want to make a movie about 'first love', with a budget of 2.5 million, and sell it overseas under the gimmick of youth, and it will definitely make money! As long as she is willing to act, the heroine can get 10% of the salary!"
Why is it two hundred and five?
When Xu Kun heard this, he was nervous and excited, suppressed his hysterical ecstasy, and chatted with Li Huihui about the script, filming, framing, and of course, the actors......
Li Huihui listened patiently and dozed off. At this moment, it seems to have returned to the student days, the old professor wearing reading glasses, holding a thick Bible, facing the empty classroom where Li Huihui sits alone, telling how bored the Western immortals are!
These are not the main points, the point is that since there is only one student in the entire theological studies major, Li Huihui, it is impossible to skip class!
To this day, Li Huihui can clearly recall what the old professor said to himself with tears in his eyes.
"Huihui, the school originally planned to cancel the major of theological studies, thanks to you! You are the hope of theology! I have decided that I must train you to be my proud protégé......
Later, it turned out that the mud really couldn't support the wall, and Li Huihui didn't look like a proud protégé at all, but after graduation, because he couldn't find a job, with the help of the name of a proud protégé, he went to the professor's house to eat and live for half a month, until the professor held a broom and drove him out of the house.
I heard that the following year, the school abolished the theological studies major......
"Mr. Li?
A shout woke Li Huihui from his sleep, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Xu Kun looking at him with resentment.
"Haha, sorry, sorry, where did you go? You know, successful people like me often stay up at night because of business matters. ”
"I talked about "The Self-cultivation of Actors"......"
"Oh, that book, I've seen it, it's a good book indeed. However, what I want to tell you is that since it is a romance movie, violence, love, and dew point shots are indispensable, can you accept it?"
Xu Kun was stunned for a full three seconds before muttering, "This is not ...... Tertiary films?"
Li Huihui's eyes widened. ", this is called dedication to art! I can't see my chest, why should the audience pay?!"
Seeing that Xu Kun was still hesitating, Li Huihui took out a wad of banknotes given by Liu Yu from his arms, slammed it on the coffee table, and said.
"You don't want to think about it, as long as you are famous, can't you still wear the clothes you take off one by one?"
Hearing the sound, Xu Kun looked up blankly, saw the pile of banknotes on the coffee table, and there seemed to be stars flashing in his eyes, and immediately gritted his teeth. "That's right, shoot, you must shoot! After Xue'er becomes popular, who cares what she shoots!"
"That's right. Li Huihui's expression at the moment is more obscene and obscene. Reached over and patted Xu Kun on the shoulder. "The deposit of 10,000 yuan belongs to you, if the filming is completed according to the contract, in addition to the 250,000 yuan, I hope that I will pay more as soon as I am happy. ”
10,000 yuan is so easy to get, this temptation is impossible for Xu Kun to refuse.
As long as the boss has the money, even if it is a *****, he can shoot it!"
He slapped his thigh, grimaced, and reached for a wad of bills on the coffee table.
Li Huihui did not stop the other party's behavior, mainly because the money was not his, and he didn't feel distressed at all.
However, there should still be some beating, so he lit another cigar, spit a puff of smoke directly on Xu Kun's face, and said coldly.
"You kid should know the consequences of taking money and not doing things....."
"Mr. Li, rest assured, the rules in the circle, I am clear!" Xu Kun looked like a pug, and he almost knelt and licked Li Huihui.
Li Huihui looked at Xu Kun's eyes, and shivered coldly, this scumbag, he felt disgusted if he stayed with him for a second longer.
He decisively beckoned Secretary Zhang in and asked him to send guests on his behalf, preferably to Mars!
After the people left, Li Huihui picked up the voice recorder on the coffee table and gently turned it on his fingertips, secretly wondering.
"This wave seems to be stable again?"
As for why the voice recorder is placed in such an obvious position, Li Huihui naturally has his own set of arguments.
I know it's dangerous, but it's exciting~
"Hahahaha!"
He suddenly let out a rampant laugh, if you give him a 360-degree close-up without dead ends at this time, it will definitely be a villain who plays in his true colors!