"By the way, Master, as a monk, is it really okay for you to eat meat like this?" Lu Tianyi looked at the master of Wujie who was sitting next to him, munching on meat, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

Master Wujie put down the chopsticks in his hand, raised his right hand, and gave a Buddha salute, "Amitabha, the statue of Xiaoyou." As the so-called wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha stays in his heart! ”

"You still have the Buddha in your heart, you are a monk of wine and meat!" Tianshuzi laughed and teased, "The Buddha knows that there is a disciple like you who does not abide by the rules and precepts under the door, be careful that he runs down from Lingshan and slaps you to death!" ”

"Haha, it won't! The Buddha can't kill! Master Wujie smiled and said, "We eat meat, eat meat." ”

"Little friend, is this pheasant roasted? The poor monk can't wait! ”

"Master, don't panic, bake it for another minute or two and you'll be able to eat!"

After speaking, Lu Tianyi turned the pheasant and brushed on a layer of secret sauce provided by the cooking class.

"Alright, it's ready to eat!" In the anxious waiting, the pheasant was finally roasted.

"It's ready to eat!" Hearing Lu Tianyi's words, Master Wujie reached out and directly tore off one of the legs of the pheasant that was still on the fire, and took a bite impatiently, revealing a face full of enjoyment, "Hmm! Xiaoyou's craftsmanship is really good. ”

"Master, aren't you hot?" Lu Tianyi asked.

"Xiaoyou, I don't know, the poor monk has cultivated the "Mighty Vajra Palm", and it is difficult to hurt me in the slightest."

"Let me tell you, the main reason why this wine and meat monk cultivates this martial art is to eat barbecue. The problem is that their monastery does not allow meat to eat, so he can only sneak out of the mountain gate every time and catch wild animals in the wild to eat. "And I've heard that the presiding officer of the Cloud Cliff Temple has recently been in the vicinity of Chashan Gate for no reason for the decrease in animals. ”

Hearing this, Lu Tianyi looked at the Master of Wujie with a shocked expression.

"Hey, don't tell anyone about these things, don't tell others about them, so you can save a little face for the poor monk!" The Master of the Unprecepted looked helpless.

"Save face! If it weren't for me and Izumi to help you hide it, you would have been punished and thought about it a long time ago! Tianshuzi ruthlessly exposed the shortcomings.

"Haha, haha, what, we eat meat, eat meat!" Master Wujie smiled awkwardly and silently ate the chicken leg in his hand.

Looking at these three old naughty seniors who were a little disrespectful, Lu Tianyi only felt that the admiration for the master in his heart was like a high-rise building collapsing.

But he himself was embarrassed to say this, and how many people because of him, the yearning for that kind of hermit master in their hearts was gone.

"Three seniors, I'll go around, you can eat the rest of this chicken, you don't have to keep it for me!" Tearing off another chicken leg and half of the meat, Lu Tianyi left while eating.

Izuku and Tianshuzi looked at the chickens that were less than half left, and there was a mess in the wind.

Especially looking at the big chicken leg in the hands of the master of the unringed.

I have a sentence about selling hemp, I don't know whether to talk about it or not!

Originally, this chicken was not big, we haven't eaten it yet, so it's just ordered, and I don't have to keep it for you!

Hehe, don't worry, even if we don't stay.

Holding the chicken legs, Lu Tianyi came to Yan Zhengping.

"Master Yan, it's time to eat!" Lu Tianyi greeted with a smile.

"Something?" Yan Zheng asked expressionlessly.

"It's okay, just come and see!" Lu Tianyi said with a smile, "Wild boar meat tastes good, right?" ”

"It's okay!"

"Do you want to eat roast pheasant? Freshly baked, smelly, fragrant! As he spoke, Lu Tianyi handed the chicken leg to Yan Zhengping's nose and shook it.

Yan Zhengping sniffed, "It's really fragrant, give me some!" ”

"No problem!" Lu Tianyi tore off a small piece of chicken and put it in Yan Zhengping's lunch box.

Yan Zhengping: "......"

Looking at the little bit of chicken in the lunch box, Yan Zhengping was speechless for a while.

How reluctant you are, just ordering meat like this, it's not enough to even plug your teeth.

"Don't worry, you taste it first, I'll give it to you if you think it's delicious!"

Yan Zhengping glanced at Lu Tianyi, did not doubt him, put the chicken in his mouth, and tasted it carefully, "Not bad, delicious!" One more! ”

"It's delicious!" Lu Tianyi muttered to himself. Suddenly, he pointed at Yan Zhengping with his finger holding the chicken leg and shouted: "Yan Zhengping, are you guilty?" ”

This burst of applause almost didn't make Yan Zhengping fall to the ground with the lunch box in his hand in fright.

Yan Zhengping: "??? ”

He looked at Lu Tianyi with a confused expression, what am I doing? You want me to be convicted!

You're sick, you almost didn't scare my pork!

At the same time, the other soldiers also looked over and wondered what was going on!

Even the three old naughty boys listened from afar, wanting to wait for Lu Tianyi's next words.

Lu Tianyi said with a smile: "Pheasant, scientific name pheasant, national second-class key protected animal, anyone who eats it privately is illegal." ”

Suddenly, Lu Tianyi's face turned straight and he said sharply: "Moreover, as a soldier, you know the law and break the law, and the crime will be added to the first." Yan Zhengping, the evidence of your crime is conclusive, what else is there to say? ”

As soon as Yan Zhengping opened his mouth to speak, Lu Tianyi said: "From now on, you have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become evidence in court!" ”

Yan Zhengping: "......"

Why is this picture so familiar?

Isn't that what I said to him that afternoon?

"Poof!" Hearing Lu Tianyi's words, whether it was the other soldiers who were eating, or the three old naughty boys, they couldn't help but want to laugh.

Especially Soldier A and Soldier B, they know why there is such a play.

History, always strikingly similar!

"Hehe, don't you eat it too?" Yan Zhengping said with a smug face.

"Who said I ate it? Did you see that? Lu Tianyi also looked stunned.

"And how do you prove that I ate it?"

"I see it!"

"Not enough, you are the plaintiff, you can't testify!"

"Then they saw it!" Lu Tianyi stretched out his hand and pointed at the soldiers around him.

Yan Zhengping's threatening gaze swept over the surrounding soldiers and asked, "Did any of you see me eating chicken just now?" ”

After speaking, Yan Zhengping looked at Lu Tianyi again.

Hehe, these are my soldiers, do you think you can win?

At this time, Lu Tianyi suddenly said faintly: "I remember that soldiers can't shield criminals, especially lying!" ”

Then, Lu Tianyi also swept his gaze over everyone and asked loudly, "So, have you seen it?" Please answer honestly! ”

"Report to the division, to be honest, I saw it!" A soldier said seriously with a smile.

I'm really serious, I'm not laughing!

"Report to the division commander, I saw it too!"

Report ......

There were one, there were two, and soon a dozen people said they saw it.

"Huh? Well? What's going on, Master Yan? Lu Tianyi's face was trembling, like a winning rooster, "Lose!" ”

Yan Zhengping: "......"

"Humph!"

Yan Zhengping, who lost, snorted coldly, turned around and left, found a remote corner, and continued to eat wild boar meat in a big gulp.

It smells so good!